Advice Thread

[Gstar]

-cuts to the chase-

I like giving advice and thought it would be a good idea to make an advice thread where people can ask for my guidance/recommendations for genuine things in life which are not going their way.

I try to reply as soon as I can

-doesn't want this to flop-

[Alf]

why does it always rain on me? is it because i lied when i was seventeen?

[Munchkins]

Why can i never find a nice guy
#sobsob

[Cherie]

-cuts to the chase-

I like giving advice and thought it would be a good idea to make an advice thread where people can ask for my guidance/recommendations for genuine things in life which are not going their way.

I try to reply as soon as I can

-doesn't want this to flop-

Aw that's lovely, good luck.

[King Gizzard]

Why can't everyone just get along, noble one?

[Novo]

Why can't there be more death and destruction, noble one?

[Munchkins]

Why can't we all get along like we did in middle school.. i wish that i could bake cupcakes filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy :(

[Marcus.]

my ex fiancée is volunteer at my shop
everytime she talks or leans over me or i do the same we blush
and she was my first (sex)

[Alf]

my ex fiancée is volunteer at my shop
everytime she talks or leans over me or i do the same we blush
and she was my first (sex)
post of the day:laugh3:

[Gstar]

Why can i never find a nice guy
#sobsob

Have you currently been looking for a guy? If so then maybe you should stop and possibly wait for a guy to come to you, I know this is such a cliché answer but it is the oldest/best trick in the book.

Also, please don't feel that you aren't good enough.

[Saph]

my ex fiancée is volunteer at my shop
everytime she talks or leans over me or i do the same we blush
and she was my first (sex)

why does she lean over you :conf:

[Munchkins]

why does she lean over you :conf:

Quick bit of action with BB12 ;)

[Marcus.]

why does she lean over you :conf:

i am in the way of getting the tags so she has to

[Marcus.]

Quick bit of action with BB12 ;)

oh

[Gstar]

Why can't everyone just get along, noble one?

I ask myself this a lot, in this world we have war, gangs, hatred, racism, homophobes etc. It will take a hell of a lot of work for everyone to put their differences aside, at this moment in time it is very unlikely for this to change

[Marcus.]

post of the day:laugh3:

how

[Alf]

Have you currently been looking for a guy? If so then maybe you should stop and possibly wait for a guy to come to you, I know this is such a cliché answer but it is the oldest/best trick in the book.

Also, please don't feel that you aren't good enough.
the words of wisdom

[GypsyGoth]

why does she lean over you :conf:

I bet it's to show off her cleavage, and maybe get at the fried chicken.

[Saph]

i am in the way of getting the tags so she has to

why not just tell her you feel uncomfortable

[Gstar]

Why can't there be more death and destruction, noble one?

Thousands of people die every day. Destruction on the other hand doesn't sound very nice but it depends what you want destructed, noble one

[Saph]

I bet it's to show off her cleavage, and maybe get at the fried chicken.

probably this :laugh:

[Alf]

I ask myself this a lot, in this world we have war, gangs, hatred, racism, homophobes etc. It will take a hell of a lot of work for everyone to put their differences aside, at this moment in time it is very unlikely for this to change
so you dont know, some guru you are

[Munchkins]

i am in the way of getting the tags so she has to

Well then why dont you move out of the way? :conf:

[Marcus.]

I bet it's to show off her cleavage, and maybe get at the fried chicken.

why not just tell her you feel uncomfortable

probably this :laugh:

Well then why dont you move out of the way? :conf:

that an good idea

[Gstar]

my ex fiancée is volunteer at my shop
everytime she talks or leans over me or i do the same we blush
and she was my first (sex)

Sounds very awkward indeed, maybe you should explain to your boss who she is and how uneasy it makes you feel, you/she might get transferred to a different section of the shop, if that fails then I'm afraid you're going to have to deal with it, I'm sure you'll get used to it though.

Look on the bright side, you're only there to work so you wouldn't have to communicate that much and after your shift you can go home :spin:

[Vicky.]

Well then why dont you move out of the way? :conf:

:joker:

[Marcus.]

Sounds very awkward indeed, maybe you should explain to your boss who she is and how uneasy it makes you feel, you/she might get transferred to a different section of the shop, if that fails then I'm afraid you're going to have to deal with it, I'm sure you'll get used to it though.

Look on the bright side, you're only there to work so you wouldn't have to communicate that much and after your shift you can go home :spin:

thank you i going to do the later one the deal with it

[Marcus.]

:joker:

yep i going to deal with it

[Gstar]

Just to remind you all, I am here to give advice for genuine things going on in your life (for instance, bigbrother12's story)

[GypsyGoth]

I would like advice, I was thinking of starting a thread, should I?

[Gstar]

What kind of advice would you like?

& Yeah, go for it

[GypsyGoth]

That was all I needed thanks, I'll start a thread now :amazed:

[Kizzy]

Yey, a tibb agony aunt :) where were you when I did the poll?
I'm effin fuming, spent all week decorating the spare room for my daughter who's at uni ( I took her big room hehehe) now she says she isn't coming :(
#sadkizzy

[Gstar]

Yey, a tibb agony aunt :) where were you when I did the poll?
I'm effin fuming, spent all week decorating the spare room for my daughter who's at uni ( I took her big room hehehe) now she says she isn't coming :(
#sadkizzy

Agony uncle* :joker:

When you say she isn't coming does this mean she isn't coming at all or is she postponing it for a later date?

[Kate!]

Pour yourself a pint of vodka and drink it through a straw.

[Mystic Mock]

Why do I keep making sick jokes at the wrong time to people?

[GypsyGoth]

You're advice was terrible, the thread I started turned out to be a complete disaster. Firstly I got my opening random fact wrong, and then they started mocking the thread!! :cloud:

What's your advice now??!!

[Kizzy]

You're advice was terrible, the thread I started turned out to be a complete disaster. Firstly I got my opening random fact wrong, and then they started mocking the thread!! :cloud:

What's your advice now??!!

Kates advice it pretty awesome! (hic)

[Mystic Mock]

You're advice was terrible, the thread I started turned out to be a complete disaster. Firstly I got my opening random fact wrong, and then they started mocking the thread!! :cloud:

What's your advice now??!!

:joker:

[Kizzy]

Agony uncle* :joker:

When you say she isn't coming does this mean she isn't coming at all or is she postponing it for a later date?

she is postponing... went shopping and got loads of goodies too. Fecking mare she is *sulk*

[Gstar]

she is postponing... went shopping and got loads of goodies too. Fecking mare she is *sulk*

Okay, what you need to do is let her know (on a very serious note) how much work you went through to arrange this and how much you were looking forward to it, also tell her that she should warn you at least a month in advance should the same thing happen again (which I hope won't)

Was it her own choice to postpone it or was it other reasons? My answer was judging by it being her own choice

[Gstar]

You're advice was terrible, the thread I started turned out to be a complete disaster. Firstly I got my opening random fact wrong, and then they started mocking the thread!! :cloud:

What's your advice now??!!

First of all you didn't give me much info on what kind of thread you were making and it's not my fault that other people started mocking it. Maybe you need to give it time, ever heard the phrase "you can't be a millionaire in 5 minutes"?

[GypsyGoth]

First of all you didn't give me much info on what kind of thread you were making and it's not my fault that other people started mocking it. Maybe you need to give it time, ever heard the phrase "you can't be a millionaire in 5 minutes"?

Nope I never heard that phrase before, but I have now :amazed:

And thanks I'm gonna get back on the horse.

[michael21]

That was all I needed thanks, I'll start a thread now :amazed:

still waiting :idc:

[GypsyGoth]

still waiting :idc:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214851

[Gstar]

Friday night advice, talk to Germyle =]

[Gstar]

Bonfire night advice, talk to Germyle =]

[thesheriff443]

why cant we have threads for over 18 teen's only

[Alf]

i got a sparkler stuck up my bum, (dont ask how) i cant get it out,
i dont want to go to hospital because of shame
what do you suggest o great one

[Alf]

hurry i'm in agony here, your exellency

[thesheriff443]

hurry i'm in agony here, your exellency

is it still sparkling?

[Alf]

few, it's out, a good old brad pitt did the trick
big help you was guru, in future i'll look for my advice elsewhere

[Gstar]

why cant we have threads for over 18 teen's only

What do you mean?

[Marsh.]

I feel I’ve been totally conned by my girlfriend. I met her online in 2013, and for the first six months we just talked. She was friendly and funny, and I really looked forward to her calls each night. We finally arranged to go away for the weekend and as soon as we saw each other, it was fantastic – like we’d known each other for ages. The sex was great, too, and we were both really sad when the weekend was over.

But since then things have never been the same. We still speak, but only meet up when she wants me to buy her things. It’s like there are two sides to her – I now get the feeling she doesn’t like my clothes or my opinions, and I often feel I just annoy her. Where did I go wrong?

[Smithy]

I feel I’ve been totally conned by my girlfriend. I met her online in 2013, and for the first six months we just talked. She was friendly and funny, and I really looked forward to her calls each night. We finally arranged to go away for the weekend and as soon as we saw each other, it was fantastic – like we’d known each other for ages. The sex was great, too, and we were both really sad when the weekend was over.

But since then things have never been the same. We still speak, but only meet up when she wants me to buy her things. It’s like there are two sides to her – I now get the feeling she doesn’t like my clothes or my opinions, and I often feel I just annoy her. Where did I go wrong?

:joker::joker::joker: like you ever had a girlfriend

[Marsh.]

:eek:

[Josy]

Marsh stealing an entire post from the footy mad forums, what is this crime.

[Marsh.]

Erm :nono:

[Marsh.]

Stop shading my girl.

[Smithy]

marsh your hand is the closest thing you'll ever get to a girl :idc:

[Gstar]

wtf marsh you ******in idiot :laugh:

[Marsh.]

wtf marsh you ******in idiot :laugh:

:hehe:

[Marsh.]

marsh your hand is the closest thing you'll ever get to a girl :idc:

Excuse me. My doll looks more womanly. :nono: And isn't hairy.

[Jessica.]

My friend wants to know how she can handle an itch in public?

[Dollface]

Excuse me. My doll looks more womanly. :nono: And isn't hairy.

don't bring me into this

[Daniel.]

Why are you so cringe

[Marsh.]

Who?