TiBB Does The Apprentice: You're Fired!

[In the Drunk Tank]

Well Dara, I began by having a gander at Santorum's website, checking out his policies on various issues and the like, then I found some great quotes regarding the issues and also some inspirational ones from the great man himself, as well as some endorsements by legends like Rupert Murdoch and Glenn Beck and attempted to piece the whole thing together as though it were endorsing him for election, Santorum having run to be the Republican challenger to Mr Obama of course

[Holly Christmas]

Yay Jim....

- women in the audience throw knickers and keys onto the interview podium
-

[In the Drunk Tank]

Can you get your wife under control please bb12

[Jake.]

Urgh get her out!

[Marcus.]

Can you get your wife under control please bb12

oh will do

[Jake.]

Well Dara, I began by having a gander at Santorum's website, checking out his policies on various issues and the like, then I found some great quotes regarding the issues and also some inspirational ones from the great man himself, as well as some endorsements by legends like Rupert Murdoch and Glenn Beck and attempted to piece the whole thing together as though it were endorsing him for election, Santorum having run to be the Republican challenger to Mr Obama of course

Very good, I like your thinking. Who are you rooting for to win, and who would you love to see fired next?

[Holly Christmas]

It's not me, I wouldn't do such an uncouth thing .. its Kazanne and Ammi.

:D

[In the Drunk Tank]

I would like to see Jamie 585 win, it seems to me that he consistently put in a good shift and has been rewarded for it with his team stabbing him in the back. I couldn't possibly endorse one of my own team after they betrayed me in this last task.

As for the next fired, no question about it, it has to be Lee. I find it a miracle she has got this far, and what's more even won immunity in the last task! A farce if ever I've seen one

[Holly Christmas]

Audience throw peanuts...

[Marcus.]

Audience throw peanuts...

and papper planes

[Jake.]

Well thank you very much for taking your time to be interviewed Matthew!

[Marcus.]

Well thank you very much for taking your time to be interviewed Matthew!

crowd claps

[Holly Christmas]

Rapturous applause and whistles...

[Jake.]

I think it's getting pretty late, apologies for the short show but if it bothers you that much then tough tits. Goodnight!

[In the Drunk Tank]

Been a pleasure Dara, I'm just looking forward to the future now

http://www.trainingjournal.com/assets/2993ea3b-7ed9-4def-b50b-1a4c536e42a9/open/jim-eastwood-620.jpg

[Holly Christmas]

:D

[Marcus.]

Rapturous applause and whistles...

oh i thought you be in the stage kate

[Holly Christmas]

Good night Jim boy.

[Jake.]

Oh ffs who is Dara?

[Marcus.]

Oh ffs who is Dara?

dose the real one i think he calling you

[Holly Christmas]

Dara O'Briain. The presenter of the real You're Fired.

[Jake.]

Oh ok :D

[Jamie585]

I would like to see Jamie 585 win, it seems to me that he consistently put in a good shift and has been rewarded for it with his team stabbing him in the back. I couldn't possibly endorse one of my own team after they betrayed me in this last task.

As for the next fired, no question about it, it has to be Lee. I find it a miracle she has got this far, and what's more even won immunity in the last task! A farce if ever I've seen one

Thanks :amazed:

[Jake.]

A catch up edition on in 2.

[Jake.]

Hello, and welcome to the latest edition of You're Fired! How are we all?

[Shaun]

*cheers and takes off pants*

[The Human Santapede]

-steals Shugrrs pants and sniffs them-

[Holly Christmas]

Bloody Turtle lowering the tone again.

:rolleyes:

[Jake.]

So, lets discuss Task 6! Named 'Tibb Shopping Channel' (very imaginative name guys must have taken you all day to conjur that one up), both teams had to select one catergory of goods and create a dodgy argos catalogue rip-off. Tibb's very own forum members had £1000 to spend between the two teams.

[Holly Christmas]

How absolutely dare you.

You .... Cretin.

;)

[Jake.]

So how did they do? Lets talk figures! Whilst Pioneer had an impressive £8,622, Prospect grabbed an even better £10,485!

[Jake.]

What about the boardroom? Lets talk Pioneer!

Whilst impressed by Vanessa's efforts (arguably her best yet), Shugrr was disappointed by the general team effort and the fact that the catalogue played it more safe.

[Shaun]

I did, that is true

[Jake.]

For Prospect, it was more of a happy affair, with the presentation and sales applauded.

[Jake.]

So Prospect won the task. But, there is never a happy ending, and as always two members from each team were sent to the boardroom. From Prospect, the entire team faced Shugrr due to a sexy twist by Kate. In Pioneer's corner was Lee and Salman.

[Jake.]

From Prospect, Munchkins sales were questioned along with her motivational skills, and was therefore fired.

[Jake.]

Due to Lee's inconsistancy with being available, the decision for Pioneer was an easier one, and she was given the boot.

[Holly Christmas]

:suspect: where is the "crowd".

[Jamie585]

Wheres the audience today? :p

[Jake.]

:suspect: where is the "crowd".

God knows but 'the crowd' can piss off for one night.

[Holly Christmas]

Probably scared off by ShuGrrs pants.

[Shaun]

:(

[Jake.]

So, as you know, both teams have been merged in to one, meaning that the last 6 candidates are working together! Before the show comes to a halt this evening, lets take a look at the guidelines for task seven.... 'Charity Concert Billboard'

[Holly Christmas]

Woooo.

[Jake.]

Here is the task as set out by Kate:

'Candidates, you are now merged into one team, and must work together in the main discussion thread on the remaining tasks.

Task 7

As a team, you must assemble a supergroup to perform at a one-off fun charity concert, this group must have 6 members, and they must all be current and well known characters from the following soaps:

Eastenders, Corrie, Emmerdale and Hollyoaks.

You may choose all 6 from one soap, or mix and match. You must have at least one male character and at least one female character in the mix, other than that you have free reign to choose who you like. I would suggest you choose the more popular/well-loved characters, however it's entirely up to you.

Once your group is assembled, you must come up with a name for them and produce a billboard/poster advertisement, to promote the concert, with as much detail as possible AND a programme which lists the ten songs to be performed on the night.

Date and time of the concert, venue, which charity it's for etc are all up to you?

The task will end at 10pm tomorrow night (Sunday) and you will then have until midnight to each pm me your nomination for The Boardroom (just one please)

Have fun, be creative '

[Jake.]

The soap 'stars' team Perplexity (yeah ikr wtf) picked ranged from Syed (Eastenders), to Sophie (Corrie) and Brenden (Oaks). The song list was clearly about being who you are (you go girls), with Titanium being the start off with Born This Way, Firework, and Forget You thrown in to the mix.

[Jake.]

Nominations once again occured, with all except Jamie facing Shugrr.

[Jake.]

Lord Shugrr was overall happy with the task's result, praising the designs and most of the set-list, and sent Vanessa and DrunkerThanMoses back to the house.

[Jake.]

Shugrr went on to grill the last three contestents; He questioned ukturtles contribution to the task and questioned the fact that he might be running out of steam. Next was Apple, and whilst claiming to have been impressed by his past contributions to tasks, questioned some of the somg choices made by Apple. However, it was Salman who came under the firing line, stating that despite his promises to up his game, it was not evident to the judges. He was fired.

[Maia]

So, lets discuss Task 6! Named 'Tibb Shopping Channel' (very imaginative name guys must have taken you all day to conjur that one up), both teams had to select one catergory of goods and create a dodgy argos catalogue rip-off. Tibb's very own forum members had £1000 to spend between the two teams.

Pmsl

We went through about 57 different names before we settled on that one

[The Human Santapede]

I'm not running out of steam, I was away for the weekend and still did more than some of those who were online. :hmph:

[Jake.]

Blame Shugrr :hmph:

[Jake.]

So, that is it for tonight! As always, you have been awful. Goodnight!

[Jake.]

Get ready.... You're Fired, on in a few.

[Marcus.]

in the crowd whith teamvanessa t-shirt on

[SoberLikeGizmo]

in the crowd whith teamvanessa t-shirt on

-Gives a photo of Moses drunk in the red sea-

[Jake.]

Hello and welcome to You're Fired!

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Hello everyone! Thanks for the support! :xyxwave:

[Jake.]

Well, we are coming to the end of the third series of Tibb Does The Apprentice. And what a series it's been.

[Holly Christmas]

We loved you Vanessa!!!!

Woooo Woooo.

[Jake.]

We've had some amazing tasks, shock firings and more bitching than you can shake a stick at.

[Marcus.]

We loved you Vanessa!!!!

Woooo Woooo.

shows team vanessa

[Jake.]

I'm going to be talking to Vanessa shortly, but let us quickly run through our three finalists!

[Shaun]

:love:

[Jake.]

Firstly we have the brilliant ukturtle who hasn't failed to disappoint.

[Holly Christmas]

I had to read that twice... :joker:

[Jake.]

Next up is Jamie585, a suprisingly strong contender in the final!

[Jake.]

I had to read that twice... :joker:

Only 20 past seven and drunk already? :bored:

[Jake.]

And finally is DrunkerThanMoses, who has showed off his exceptional dedication to tasks!

[Holly Christmas]

No, lol. But give me 5 minutes... ;)

CHEEKY SOD

[Jake.]

Voting is open for your winner, and it couldn't be easier. You can vote via Tibb by using the link http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=215868. Alternatively, you can vote via mobile, by calling free on 2727272727272727272772 (please note that there is a £500 congestion charge).

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

No, lol. But give me 5 minutes... ;)

CHEEKY SOD

Want some white wine, Kate? :amazed:

[Jake.]

So, without further ado, lets talk to our fourth place candidate, Vanessa! How are you?

[Marcus.]

Want some white wine, Kate? :amazed:

i would mind some silly task

[Marcus.]

clapping

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

So, without further ado, lets talk to our fourth place candidate, Vanessa! How are you?

I'm good, thanks! On my phone, because my laptop is still playing up.

[Jake.]

Ok so she may not currently be available :p Who are you all rooting for and why?

[Jake.]

I'm good, thanks! On my phone, because my laptop is still playing up.

Ah there you are :p What was it like being fired just before the final?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ah there you are :p What was it like being fired just before the final?

I feel proud to have got this far. I thought i'd be the first one to go. So i'm chuffed i came 4th. That's amazing for someone who knows so little about computers!

[Jake.]

And a very well done to you, you deserved to make it as far as you did! What was your favourite task?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

And a very well done to you, you deserved to make it as far as you did! What was your favourite task?

The PR one. I love movies, so i was in my comfort zone. And the shopping task. I think i did very well there.

[Jake.]

The PR one. I love movies, so i was in my comfort zone. And the shopping task. I think i did very well there.

We all noticed that you excelled in the shopping task! Any finalist you are rooting for?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

We all noticed that you excelled in the shopping task! Any finalist you are rooting for?

All the finalists are great, but i want Ben to win. He's a great guy and it was an honour to work with him. I learnt so much.

[Jake.]

Nice words there Vanessa. You were a fantastic contestent, thank you for being interviewed!

[Marcus.]

claping woooooo goo vanessa

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Nice words there Vanessa. You were a fantastic contestent, thank you for being interviewed!

You're welcome! It's been a blast! :wavey:

[Jake.]

So, the final three are waiting nervously. With less then a day, they are no doubt scrubbing up on their interviews and pleas!

[Jake.]

Remember that the clock is ticking, so if you want to see your favourite take the crown, then nows the time to vote! That's it for the show, goodnight!

[Jake.]

Good evening, and welcome to the final edition of You're Fired for this series!

[Marcus.]

clapping

[Maia]

:amazed: Hi hi!

[Jake.]

As you know, Jamie has been crowned your winner for this series!

[Maia]

Amazing winner :love:

[Holly Christmas]

:love: Excellent winner.

[The Human Santapede]

-enters holding a bottle of vodka-

[Jake.]

So Jamie, the people are clearly with you, how do you feel?

[Jamie585]

Surprised to be honest, But really happy :D

[Jake.]

Well anyone would be, congratulations by the way! How do you think you managed to secure the most votes?

[Jamie585]

I think purely because I worked my but off! I had stiff competition though so Really happy I came out on top!!

[Jake.]

Well you clearly won support from the (drunken) public, so well done! What was your favourite task?

[Jamie585]

Probably when we had to design our own mascot, I like designing things, so that was right up my street

[Jake.]

Very good. Who did you bond with best do you think?

[Holly Christmas]

Excellent question.

- sneakily confiscates Ben's vodka.-

[Jamie585]

I had a really good bond with Apple but he got banned, and also Moses, So I was really happy to have him as runner up

[Jake.]

Apple was banned? :shocked: Actually forgot, will need to find out why ;).

So, if you could have some winners words, what would they be?

[Jamie585]

Follow the path to greatness, work hard and you'll get there. Peace. :laugh:

[Holly Christmas]

Wipes away a tear... Beeyootiful.

[Jake.]

Well very wise words! Thank you Jamie!

So, that is it! My first series of You're Fired finished! I wish to say thank you to Kate for the opportunity and for running a great series, along with Mollie, the judges, Shaun and the contestents!

Thanks and goodnight!

[The Human Santapede]

Me and Jon just discarded to the side. :bored:


-snatches back Vodka from Kate and gets drunk-

[Jake.]

If I had the turtle, I would have :p but as I said, you were all three amazing finalists!