Congratulations Vicky for not giving birth yet!

[Benjamin]

Well done for keeping her squeezed in. Hold it in until the 15th. :hugesmile:

[Maia]

Had me fooled there

[Mystic Mock]

Just a couple of days higher than Ukturtle's predictions please Vicky.

[arista]

How Dare You Ben

[Benjamin]

I actually have a feeling Vicky will give birth in the next 24 hours.

[Lee.]

Tsk! :nono:

[Marsh.]

She's pushing as we speak.

[Kate!]

Bloody Turtle :idc:

Thought Vicky had gone into labour for a minute.

[Mystic Mock]

I actually have a feeling Vicky will give birth in the next 24 hours.

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[Lee.]

I actually have a feeling Vicky will give birth in the next 24 hours.

Strangely enough, I thoughy that earlier. I predict she'll go during the night.

[Benjamin]

She's pushing as we speak.

She's online. I can't imagine Vicky talking on TiBB as she gives birth. Maybe she would? lol.

[Marsh.]

She's online. I can't imagine Vicky talking on TiBB as she gives birth. Maybe she would? lol.

She gripping tight hold of her phone, shouting at the midwife for distracting her from the forum.

[arista]

I actually have a feeling Vicky will give birth in the next 24 hours.

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Very Fetching you now look

[Benjamin]

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Very Fetching you now look

:blush:

Why thank you.

[Marcus.]

She's online. I can't imagine Vicky talking on TiBB as she gives birth. Maybe she would? lol.

she be type then al you read would be oh dear i am in labor

[Vicky.]

I actually have a feeling Vicky will give birth in the next 24 hours.

I bloody well hope so :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

9 Days time im afraid Vicky.

[Marsh.]

Have you watched any birthing videos in preparation? Lol.

[Benjamin]

I bloody well hope so :laugh:

Do some teddy bear rolls on the floor that should do the trick.

[Marsh.]

Just use a plunger.

[Kate!]

Just use a plunger.

:laugh: how undignified.

[Lee.]

Erm.. nipple stimulation is supposed to help Vicky :/

[Marsh.]

Sex is supposed to kickstart it as well. Or is that weird?

[Vicky.]

Have you watched any birthing videos in preparation? Lol.

Unfortunately I actually have and have now convinced myself that its going to be like a murder scene and I may die from blood loss. Was watching complicated deliveries instead of typical ones without realising for a fair few hours :bored:

[Vicky.]

Erm.. nipple stimulation is supposed to help Vicky :/

yeah I have heard that :laugh:

Apparently you have to do it for hours and hours though, and they already feel like they are gunna drop off to begin with :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Watch American Horror Story's birth scene Vicky? it's not that bad.

[Vicky.]

Sex is supposed to kickstart it as well. Or is that weird?

Tried that, no difference. Took a while to convince gav he wouldnt be poking the baby in the head though :rolleyes:

[Marsh.]

Unfortunately I actually have and have now convinced myself that its going to be like a murder scene and I may die from blood loss. Was watching complicated deliveries instead of typical ones without realising for a fair few hours :bored:

:shocked: Makes me so happy I don't have a vagina. Just one image of the baby crowning made me heave at school.

Tried that, no difference. Took a while to convince gav he wouldnt be poking the baby in the head though :rolleyes:

:laugh2:

[Marc]

That baby won't be coming out until the 13th

[Ninastar]

hold it in for another 10 days please