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Benjamin
13-11-2012, 10:17 AM
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Contestants...each of you must write a positive PR article of between 300 and 500 words for just one of the finalists in TiBBs Public Enemy 2012 as hosted recently by Shaun. This article should be written with the purpose of presenting your chosen person in a good light and putting positive spin on them to endear them once again to the public (even if you loathe them :laugh:) Each team member must write about a different person, and you must decide among yourselves how to allocate this. There are 14 "celebrities" to choose from...

Kristen Stewart
Piers Morgan
Rick Santorum
Natalie Cassidy
Axl Rose
Liam Gallagher
Danny Dyer
Jessie J
Jeremy Kyle
Billi Bhatti
Perez Hilton
Chris Moyles
Mitt Romney
Chris Brown

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202269

Once you have all written your articles, one of you must post them all in one thread within the creative writing forum entitled Team Pioneer/Prospect PR Articles. A poll will be added to each thread and a forum vote taken to determine who has written the best piece on each team. This person will win immunity from the next firing (the firing at the end of this task)

You all have until midnight tomorrow to complete this task. Good luck!

ukturtle:

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Vanessa:

http://http://www.interviewmagazine.com/thumb/w393xh393/2009/09/24/img-kristen-stewart-1_155718730365.jpgKristen Stewart is deeply sorry for all the heartache she has caused to her partner when she got involved with the married director of the movie Snow White And The Huntsman.
She has admitted she made a mistake and wants to regain the trust of her loved ones and focus on her career.
You've got to admire this young lady for refusing to make silly kids movies when she was younger.
That's the easiest way for a child actor to become famous, like for example Lindsey Lohan has done.
She has always wanted to be taken seriously as an actress.


http://www.interviewmagazine.com/thumb/w393xh393/2009/09/24/img-kristen-stewart-1_155718730365.jpg



Her very first role was a rape victim in the Disney tv movie The Thirteenth Year, quite a hard hitting and challenging role for a young kid.
It was a part with very few lines, but she still managed to portray the character trauma and distress very well.
One of her finest performances is the one of Sara Altman in Panic Room, playing the diabetic daughter of a divorced mother.
She really held her own against Jodie Foster, who is quite simply amazing in the movie.
In 2008 she met the legendary Joan Jett to prepare for the movie The Runaway, a biopic about the rock star, and recorded songs for the movie soundrack.

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Kristen has appeared in many successful movies with a great variety of Hollywood stars.
She starred in the thriller Cold Creek Manor, playing Dennis Quaid and Sharon Stone teenage daughter, earning a nomination for Young Artist Award.
In The Safety Of Objects she played Patricia Clarkson tomboy daughter, but she's probably best know for her role as Bella Swan in the film Twilight.
This movie has turned her into a global superstar and millions of fans swooned at the sight of Bella with her vampire boyfriend Edward Cullen.
The movie was a box office smash, and the sequel Breaking Dawn was also a massive hit, making Kristen one of Hollywood highest earners.
The success of her latest movie Snow White And The Huntsmen cemented Kristen as Hollywood Royalty.
She will appear as Mary Lou in the movie adaptation of Kerouak novel On The Road.
Thank you all for taking the time to read this article about Kristen Stewart.
I just wanted to remind people that this young lady is a very talented actress, singer and aspiring writer.
It would be a real shame if her personal life got in the way of a career she loves and gives her the chance to express herself as an artist.
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MTVN:

Rick Santorum


“Suffering, if you’re a Christian, suffering is a part of life”


“America's honour, your honour is at stake. Go out and preserve the greatest country in the history of the world.”


These are just some of the inspirational quotes from Senator Rick Santorum. It’s truly the sign of someone special when they’re endorsed by national treasure Rupert Murdoch; Santorum is “the only candidate with [a] genuine big vision for [our] country” Murdoch proclaimed. Hugely respected political commentator Glenn Beck went further; “If there is one guy out there that is the next George Washington, the only guy…I could think of is Rick Santorum”. It’s clear that Muslim Communist Barrack HUSSEIN Obama has slowly driven America to ruin, we need a man to turn us back from the brink, a strong Christian family man who cares about his country and its values; Rick Santorum is that man.


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(all quotes, unless specified otherwise, are from Santorum himself and not necessarily representative of the authors views)



Life


“I believe that any doctor that performs an abortion…should be criminally charged for doing so.”


Rick Santorum values life. A leader on pro life issues Santorum says; enough is enough! Even in the UK there’s a staggering 190,000 babies murdered by women every year (source: the truth: http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=215115).



Same sex marriage


“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever…included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. [Marriage is also] not…man on child, man on dog…it is one thing.”


Rick Santorum understands that marriage is between a man and a woman and it’s this way for a reason; we depend on marriage for life. It’s not that homosexuals are bad people per se, we merely don’t want them encroaching on the sanctity of marriage.



2nd Amendment


http://truthhugger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/article-0-0f47470500000578-647_306x423.jpg


“Without [Santorum], we would have lost every American gun company.”
– Wayne LaPierre, NRA


It speaks volumes that Rick Santorum has an A+ rating from the NRA: he is a strong believer in freedom; your freedom, and in the constitution of America; the right to bear arms that is still so important to our culture



Economy


"I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money”


Santorum will reign in government and welfare spending which has got out of hand, will promote growth and create jobs, one example is his pledge to reduce capital gains tax to 12%, half the 23.8% that Mr. Obama has promise



Pornography


http://media.salon.com/2012/01/Rick-Santorum3-460x307.jpg


“America is suffering a pandemic of harm from pornography. It contributes to misogyny…violence against women… prostitution and sex trafficking”


Senator Santorum has promised to fight a war on pornography, the research does not lie; pornography’s been known to cause "profound brain changes". It is all too clear that Obama prefers pornographers over children and families; no more must this be the case.



Say YES to Life

Say YES to Jobs

Say YES to the Constitution

Say YES to Family

Say YES to Sweater vests

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“I’m Rick Santorum, and I approve this message”


Salman:

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Lee:

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Jeremy Kyle; Is he the King of exploitative trash tv? Or is he in fact a cultural phenomenon?

I believe him to be the latter... A well educated man, with degrees in History and Sociology, he progressed from radio presenting to television and hosts one of the most watched daytime chat shows "The Jeremy Kyle Show" which is viewed by up to 1.8 million viewers!

His show however, although popular, has been accused of being "insensitive", exploitative", and "in bad taste" with a judge also describing it as a form of "bear baiting"
Why then, does he pull in such a large audience? Is it a voyeuristic instinct in us? Is it a way of making us feel better about ourselves? Is it that thrill of waiting to see who actually did father Bethany's baby, her ex or or her stepdad? Does it cheer us up to see the tracksuits worn with shoes?

I believe it be be a mixture of all of the above but the main attraction is of course the big man himself; Jezza Kyle. He deals with his guests in a no-nonsense way, sometimes even aggresive, showing absolutely no fear of the drug addled, jobless, scrounging, lazy types typical of his show.

He makes people listen to him, he makes them see the error of their ways, he arranges counselling and most importantly, he actually seems to care about Britain's culture..

yes, he has had a shady past himself; he was in fact an addicted gambler and did have several affairs during his first marriage, but he doesn't hide the facts... he admits his faults openly and looks on them as personal victories and assures people that they can beat addictions etc.

Jeremy Kyle is a pillar of our nation; he is family man, he is suave, charming and entertaining, he has morals a large number of people don't have and he always always speaks sense!

People may look down their noses at the type of guest he has on his show, but Jezza is dealing with everyday problems and yes he may shout and rant and rave, but he preaches facts!

...and if I haven't sold him to you yet, just think how long Lorainne would go on for if it wasn't for King Jezza!

:worship:

Vanessa
13-11-2012, 10:22 AM
Watch this space. :amazed:

What is this, Ben? :suspect:

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 10:42 AM
We have to put all our PR's in here when we have all done. Just getting the forum ready for our efforts.

Vanessa
13-11-2012, 10:52 AM
We have to put all our PR's in here when we have all done. Just getting the forum ready for our efforts.

I think mine is ready, but i'm not sure if it's ok. Will you take a look, please Ben? :hugesmile:

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 10:59 AM
Post it in the the thread, I'll have a look.

Vanessa
13-11-2012, 11:06 AM
Post it in the the thread, I'll have a look.

I'm no good at writing articles. :bawling:

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:09 AM
Tis fine, I can help you proof read it and fix it up if you have the bulk done. Pop it in our team room and we'll sort it. :hug:

Kate!
13-11-2012, 11:58 AM
:nono: this is meant to be in Creative Writing.

- cracks whip -

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:12 PM
Done, sorry got busy at work.


Getting voting forum members. :hugesmile:

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:17 PM
We'd be better putting this in C&G, more people will see it.

Kate!
13-11-2012, 11:17 PM
Vote for the best article please. Everybody can vote, candidates may vote in the other teams poll, but not their own.

This poll is to win immunity from the Boardroom for this task.

Good luck all. The poll will close at approx 4.30pm tomorrow and I will require nominations ASAP after that.

And ok fair point. They can both go in Chat and Games.

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:25 PM
Excellent, moved both to C&G.

Shaun
13-11-2012, 11:42 PM
Ahhhh I clicked the wrong one, meant to vote for Salman! sorry.

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:42 PM
Would you like me to alter it?

Shaun
13-11-2012, 11:44 PM
merci

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:48 PM
No worries.

Munchkins
13-11-2012, 11:51 PM
Vanessa :)

Kate!
13-11-2012, 11:58 PM
Keep your thread bumped guys, will be better for votes.

Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:59 PM
How's the weather for everyone today?

Vanessa
13-11-2012, 11:59 PM
Vanessa :)

:amazed::hug::tongue:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:07 AM
How's the weather for everyone today?

Not too bad today. :hugesmile:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:08 AM
Here we had sun, cloud, hail, sun, a solar eclipse, sun, cloud, rain, sun now back to rain. It's proper English weather today.

MTVN
14-11-2012, 12:11 AM
Where's the love for Rick

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rick-santorum-440.jpg

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:12 AM
I would say where is the love for Perez, but we all know it doesn't exist. :laugh:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:13 AM
Omg! This movie i'm watching! Shocking! :eek:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:13 AM
Is it porn? :suspect:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:14 AM
Is it porn? :suspect:

No, it's Tyrannosaur on Film Four. :joker:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:23 AM
Ahh, never seen that film, any good?

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:24 AM
Ahh, never seen that film, any good?

It's very good, but really disturbing at times. :shocked:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:25 AM
May have to d/load that later on. I have a Cougar Town marathon planned for tonight. :hugesmile:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:27 AM
May have to d/load that later on. I have a Cougar Town marathon planned for tonight. :hugesmile:

Omg! The main character has got quite a temper! Wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him! :conf2:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:28 AM
Sounds a bit like MTVN. He's like that in towers. So angry all the time. Constantly shouting at me, Niamh, Josy, Dezzy, Marc, Vicky and Nathan.

Lee.
14-11-2012, 12:43 AM
I watched it last week. So good yet so disturbing :/

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:44 AM
Sounds a bit like MTVN. He's like that in towers. So angry all the time. Constantly shouting at me, Niamh, Josy, Dezzy, Marc, Vicky and Nathan.

:laugh2:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:45 AM
I watched it last week. So good yet so disturbing :/

The poor dog! :sad::bawling:

Lee.
14-11-2012, 12:47 AM
Which one? :/

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:49 AM
Which one? :/

The one that got killed. Omg! So it was her who murdered her husband! :shocked:

LemonJam
14-11-2012, 12:57 AM
Between Vanessa and Lee for me, but voted for Lee :bigsmile:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:59 AM
Another great british movie by Neil Jordan is on! Mona Lisa, with Bob Hoskins. :worship:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:00 AM
Between Vanessa and Lee for me, but voted for Lee :bigsmile:

Thanks anyway! :amazed::hug:

Lee.
14-11-2012, 01:02 AM
Between Vanessa and Lee for me, but voted for Lee :bigsmile:
Thanks sweetie :)

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:18 AM
This movie is kind of funny. The main characters bicker like an old married couple! :joker:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 02:37 AM
Look at the girls storming ahead

(for a change :tongue:)

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 02:41 AM
Look at the girls storming ahead

(for a change :tongue:)

I'm watching the movie Mona Lisa. I get the feeling the main character isn't actually a girl.

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 02:45 AM
I've never seen that film. I really should watch more films but I get so bored of just sitting down and watching tv for longer than an hour. :laugh:

Hence why anything involving film/celebrities is my weakness.

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 04:24 AM
Now bell end lot, vote. :tongue:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 08:41 AM
Bump

Kate!
14-11-2012, 09:12 AM
More votes for these guys please. :)

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 09:26 AM
More votes for these guys please. :)

Are you allowed to vote, Kate? :xyxwave:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 10:35 AM
Good luck everyone! :hugesmile:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 11:49 AM
Anyone wants to help me push this thread at the top of the page? :dance:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 11:52 AM
:)

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 11:53 AM
:)

I really want to see how the vote is going. I wish we could vote as well. :bawling:

Lee.
14-11-2012, 11:54 AM
Omg! I can't actually believe I've got votes. I honestly thought mines was piss poor!

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 11:56 AM
Omg! I can't actually believe I've got votes. I honestly thought mines was piss poor!

I like yours. I thought mine wasn't good enough. I worked on it all day, but i'm not much of a writer! :joker:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 11:59 AM
V, just vote the last option in our poll.

Lee.
14-11-2012, 12:00 PM
I really want to see how the vote is going. I wish we could vote as well. :bawling:

You can view the results without voting... along on the right hand side underneath the poll where it says "view poll results"
Alternatively, you can vote using the last option and then you'll see the results

Marc
14-11-2012, 12:02 PM
I voted lee but I might rescind my vote and move it over to the turtle

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:03 PM
That vote isn't going like i thought it would at all! Me and Lee are leading this thing! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Lee.
14-11-2012, 12:06 PM
I voted lee but I might rescind my vote and move it over to the turtle

:shocked: you'd better ****ing not!

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:09 PM
I voted lee but I might rescind my vote and move it over to the turtle

Or you could vote for me! :hugesmile:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:16 PM
Lol, I have no votes. :laugh:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:18 PM
Lol, I have no votes. :laugh:

I can't believe i have any votes at all. Don't worry! I'm sure you'll get some votes later. We just need to keep this thread on the top of the page. :pipe:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:20 PM
Lol, I have no votes. :laugh:

Marc wants to vote for you! :amazed:

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:34 PM
I'm honestly ok, my piece was crap, I'm not good with stuff involving celebrities or trying to talk about them. Glad to see you and Lee doing well though.

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:52 PM
I'm honestly ok, my piece was crap, I'm not good with stuff involving celebrities or trying to talk about them. Glad to see you and Lee doing well though.

I actually liked everyone's articles. I hope we all get plenty of votes! :dance:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 12:59 PM
Omg! I think we're going to win this task! :amazed:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:01 PM
:shocked: you'd better ****ing not!

I was just joking, Lee. I hope i haven't upset you. :bawling:

Lee.
14-11-2012, 01:07 PM
I was just joking, Lee. I hope i haven't upset you. :bawling:

Haha... of course not! I wasn't being serious! :hugesmile:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:09 PM
Haha... of course not! I wasn't being serious! :hugesmile:

Looks like it's a fight between you and me for immunity! :devil::hugesmile:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:12 PM
Why isn't this thread at the top of the page? :nono::joker:

MTVN
14-11-2012, 01:13 PM
Nathan :worship:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:23 PM
Nathan :worship:

We're so winning this! :dance:

MTVN
14-11-2012, 01:27 PM
We are indeed, it's a shame that Lee will still have to be fired anyway

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:31 PM
We are indeed, it's a shame that Lee will still have to be fired anyway

Remember, whoever wins the poll gets immunity. Lee is beating me at the moment! :hugesmile:

Lee.
14-11-2012, 01:33 PM
We are indeed, it's a shame that Lee will still have to be fired anyway

You're ass is sooooo fired this time mister!

MTVN
14-11-2012, 01:33 PM
****s sake forgot about the immunity thing

MTVN
14-11-2012, 01:34 PM
Not to worry I still have something up my sleeve

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:35 PM
I think it will be me in the firing line, but nevermind. :joker:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:36 PM
You're ass is sooooo fired this time mister!

You're beating me! :bawling::hugesmile:

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 01:37 PM
I think it will be me in the firing line, but nevermind. :joker:

dont think like that your 2nd that good

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:38 PM
dont think like that your 2nd that good

I never thought i would last this long. I thought i'd be gone ages ago! :tongue:

Me. I Am Salman
14-11-2012, 01:41 PM
Ahhhh I clicked the wrong one, meant to vote for Salman! sorry.

thanks for the vote ;)

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:43 PM
thanks for the vote ;)

Salman! We need to keep this thread at the top of the page! Let's do this!

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 01:44 PM
I never thought i would last this long. I thought i'd be gone ages ago! :tongue:

well that an good think and the only way is up

MTVN
14-11-2012, 01:45 PM
Ben changing Shaun's vote :bored:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:46 PM
Are both teams getting one person fired or only the losing team? :suspect:

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 01:47 PM
I never thought i would last this long. I thought i'd be gone ages ago! :tongue:

Ben changing Shaun's vote :bored:

all by the way good luck vanessa and mtvn and the rest

Kate!
14-11-2012, 01:54 PM
Someone will be fired from each team.

Now how come 20 people have voted on this poll yet only 11 have bothered to vote on the other. Get it together people. Rawr.

:D

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 01:56 PM
Someone will be fired from each team.

Now how come 20 people have voted on this poll yet only 11 have bothered to vote on the other. Get it together people. Rawr.

:D

Because clearly this is the better team. :devil:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 02:13 PM
Vote, vote, vote guys! :dance:

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 02:14 PM
Vote, vote, vote guys! :dance:

i have

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 02:21 PM
Two hours to go! We can win this! Come on! :elephant:

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 02:27 PM
Two hours to go! We can win this! Come on! :elephant:

#teampioneer

Kate!
14-11-2012, 02:30 PM
Because clearly this is the better team. :devil:

Vanessa getting very feisty :love:

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 02:32 PM
Vanessa getting very feisty :love:

We're kicking ass on this task! :cheer:

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 02:33 PM
We're kicking ass on this task! :cheer:

ha ah go #teampioneer

Me. I Am Salman
14-11-2012, 02:35 PM
So we have to keep bumping this I'm guessing?

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 02:36 PM
i think salman

Vanessa
14-11-2012, 02:37 PM
So we have to keep bumping this I'm guessing?

Yes. It will get us more votes. :hugesmile:

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 02:45 PM
Yes. It will get us more votes. :hugesmile:

i will help it get back up when it get down the page

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 02:48 PM
kingbump

Kate!
14-11-2012, 02:51 PM
Team Pioneer

Please be ready to make your 2 noms for the Boardroom from 4.30pm. Sooner the better. Thanks.

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 02:53 PM
Team Pioneer

Please be ready to make your 2 noms for the Boardroom from 4.30pm. Sooner the better. Thanks.

good luck is the firing the same day Kate

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 03:00 PM
come on guys 1hour and 30 mins left

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 03:10 PM
come on guys

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 03:19 PM
1hour and 11 mins

Niamh.
14-11-2012, 03:23 PM
can you stop bumping this every few minutes BB12

Marcus.
14-11-2012, 03:25 PM
can you stop bumping this every few minutes BB12

sorry

Lee.
14-11-2012, 04:02 PM
Is it 4 o clock voting closes?

Kate!
14-11-2012, 04:23 PM
10 MINUTES

MTVN
14-11-2012, 04:25 PM
Josiah has nudged me out of joint last and left the Turtle there all by himself, what a hero

Kate!
14-11-2012, 04:41 PM
I have noted the vote count. Lee wins the immunity with 8 votes. :pipe: i have requested the poll be closed asap.

Niamh.
14-11-2012, 04:45 PM
Yay! Well done Lee :love:

Kate!
14-11-2012, 04:45 PM
Please send me your noms Team Pioneer. Two names! Congratulations Lee :D

Lee.
14-11-2012, 04:48 PM
:amazed: thanks to all who voted for me!

Benjamin
14-11-2012, 07:44 PM
Well done, Lee. Didn't I do well in this. :laugh: