The Human Santapede
13-11-2012, 10:17 AM
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Contestants...each of you must write a positive PR article of between 300 and 500 words for just one of the finalists in TiBBs Public Enemy 2012 as hosted recently by Shaun. This article should be written with the purpose of presenting your chosen person in a good light and putting positive spin on them to endear them once again to the public (even if you loathe them :laugh:) Each team member must write about a different person, and you must decide among yourselves how to allocate this. There are 14 "celebrities" to choose from...
Kristen Stewart
Piers Morgan
Rick Santorum
Natalie Cassidy
Axl Rose
Liam Gallagher
Danny Dyer
Jessie J
Jeremy Kyle
Billi Bhatti
Perez Hilton
Chris Moyles
Mitt Romney
Chris Brown
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202269
Once you have all written your articles, one of you must post them all in one thread within the creative writing forum entitled Team Pioneer/Prospect PR Articles. A poll will be added to each thread and a forum vote taken to determine who has written the best piece on each team. This person will win immunity from the next firing (the firing at the end of this task)
You all have until midnight tomorrow to complete this task. Good luck!
ukturtle:
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Vanessa:
http://http://www.interviewmagazine.com/thumb/w393xh393/2009/09/24/img-kristen-stewart-1_155718730365.jpgKristen Stewart is deeply sorry for all the heartache she has caused to her partner when she got involved with the married director of the movie Snow White And The Huntsman.
She has admitted she made a mistake and wants to regain the trust of her loved ones and focus on her career.
You've got to admire this young lady for refusing to make silly kids movies when she was younger.
That's the easiest way for a child actor to become famous, like for example Lindsey Lohan has done.
She has always wanted to be taken seriously as an actress.
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/thumb/w393xh393/2009/09/24/img-kristen-stewart-1_155718730365.jpg
Her very first role was a rape victim in the Disney tv movie The Thirteenth Year, quite a hard hitting and challenging role for a young kid.
It was a part with very few lines, but she still managed to portray the character trauma and distress very well.
One of her finest performances is the one of Sara Altman in Panic Room, playing the diabetic daughter of a divorced mother.
She really held her own against Jodie Foster, who is quite simply amazing in the movie.
In 2008 she met the legendary Joan Jett to prepare for the movie The Runaway, a biopic about the rock star, and recorded songs for the movie soundrack.
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/18/86/18864d66ebfa8f9fc386c94bd3dc451b.jpg
Kristen has appeared in many successful movies with a great variety of Hollywood stars.
She starred in the thriller Cold Creek Manor, playing Dennis Quaid and Sharon Stone teenage daughter, earning a nomination for Young Artist Award.
In The Safety Of Objects she played Patricia Clarkson tomboy daughter, but she's probably best know for her role as Bella Swan in the film Twilight.
This movie has turned her into a global superstar and millions of fans swooned at the sight of Bella with her vampire boyfriend Edward Cullen.
The movie was a box office smash, and the sequel Breaking Dawn was also a massive hit, making Kristen one of Hollywood highest earners.
The success of her latest movie Snow White And The Huntsmen cemented Kristen as Hollywood Royalty.
She will appear as Mary Lou in the movie adaptation of Kerouak novel On The Road.
Thank you all for taking the time to read this article about Kristen Stewart.
I just wanted to remind people that this young lady is a very talented actress, singer and aspiring writer.
It would be a real shame if her personal life got in the way of a career she loves and gives her the chance to express herself as an artist.
http://http://www.interviewmagazine.com/thumb/w393xh393/2009/09/24/img-kristen-stewart-1_155718730365.jpg
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MTVN:
Rick Santorum
“Suffering, if you’re a Christian, suffering is a part of life”
“America's honour, your honour is at stake. Go out and preserve the greatest country in the history of the world.”
These are just some of the inspirational quotes from Senator Rick Santorum. It’s truly the sign of someone special when they’re endorsed by national treasure Rupert Murdoch; Santorum is “the only candidate with [a] genuine big vision for [our] country” Murdoch proclaimed. Hugely respected political commentator Glenn Beck went further; “If there is one guy out there that is the next George Washington, the only guy…I could think of is Rick Santorum”. It’s clear that Muslim Communist Barrack HUSSEIN Obama has slowly driven America to ruin, we need a man to turn us back from the brink, a strong Christian family man who cares about his country and its values; Rick Santorum is that man.
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(all quotes, unless specified otherwise, are from Santorum himself and not necessarily representative of the authors views)
Life
“I believe that any doctor that performs an abortion…should be criminally charged for doing so.”
Rick Santorum values life. A leader on pro life issues Santorum says; enough is enough! Even in the UK there’s a staggering 190,000 babies murdered by women every year (source: the truth: http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=215115).
Same sex marriage
“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever…included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. [Marriage is also] not…man on child, man on dog…it is one thing.”
Rick Santorum understands that marriage is between a man and a woman and it’s this way for a reason; we depend on marriage for life. It’s not that homosexuals are bad people per se, we merely don’t want them encroaching on the sanctity of marriage.
2nd Amendment
http://truthhugger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/article-0-0f47470500000578-647_306x423.jpg
“Without [Santorum], we would have lost every American gun company.”
– Wayne LaPierre, NRA
It speaks volumes that Rick Santorum has an A+ rating from the NRA: he is a strong believer in freedom; your freedom, and in the constitution of America; the right to bear arms that is still so important to our culture
Economy
"I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money”
Santorum will reign in government and welfare spending which has got out of hand, will promote growth and create jobs, one example is his pledge to reduce capital gains tax to 12%, half the 23.8% that Mr. Obama has promise
Pornography
http://media.salon.com/2012/01/Rick-Santorum3-460x307.jpg
“America is suffering a pandemic of harm from pornography. It contributes to misogyny…violence against women… prostitution and sex trafficking”
Senator Santorum has promised to fight a war on pornography, the research does not lie; pornography’s been known to cause "profound brain changes". It is all too clear that Obama prefers pornographers over children and families; no more must this be the case.
Say YES to Life
Say YES to Jobs
Say YES to the Constitution
Say YES to Family
Say YES to Sweater vests
http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2011/12/20/National-Politics/Images/Santorum_2012_08b81.jpg?uuid=UmHV1itVEeGZUlXZCk4tb Q
“I’m Rick Santorum, and I approve this message”
Salman:
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Lee:
http://www.shoutingatco.ws/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/779_jeremy_kyle_342x2621.jpg
Jeremy Kyle; Is he the King of exploitative trash tv? Or is he in fact a cultural phenomenon?
I believe him to be the latter... A well educated man, with degrees in History and Sociology, he progressed from radio presenting to television and hosts one of the most watched daytime chat shows "The Jeremy Kyle Show" which is viewed by up to 1.8 million viewers!
His show however, although popular, has been accused of being "insensitive", exploitative", and "in bad taste" with a judge also describing it as a form of "bear baiting"
Why then, does he pull in such a large audience? Is it a voyeuristic instinct in us? Is it a way of making us feel better about ourselves? Is it that thrill of waiting to see who actually did father Bethany's baby, her ex or or her stepdad? Does it cheer us up to see the tracksuits worn with shoes?
I believe it be be a mixture of all of the above but the main attraction is of course the big man himself; Jezza Kyle. He deals with his guests in a no-nonsense way, sometimes even aggresive, showing absolutely no fear of the drug addled, jobless, scrounging, lazy types typical of his show.
He makes people listen to him, he makes them see the error of their ways, he arranges counselling and most importantly, he actually seems to care about Britain's culture..
yes, he has had a shady past himself; he was in fact an addicted gambler and did have several affairs during his first marriage, but he doesn't hide the facts... he admits his faults openly and looks on them as personal victories and assures people that they can beat addictions etc.
Jeremy Kyle is a pillar of our nation; he is family man, he is suave, charming and entertaining, he has morals a large number of people don't have and he always always speaks sense!
People may look down their noses at the type of guest he has on his show, but Jezza is dealing with everyday problems and yes he may shout and rant and rave, but he preaches facts!
...and if I haven't sold him to you yet, just think how long Lorainne would go on for if it wasn't for King Jezza!
:worship:
Contestants...each of you must write a positive PR article of between 300 and 500 words for just one of the finalists in TiBBs Public Enemy 2012 as hosted recently by Shaun. This article should be written with the purpose of presenting your chosen person in a good light and putting positive spin on them to endear them once again to the public (even if you loathe them :laugh:) Each team member must write about a different person, and you must decide among yourselves how to allocate this. There are 14 "celebrities" to choose from...
Kristen Stewart
Piers Morgan
Rick Santorum
Natalie Cassidy
Axl Rose
Liam Gallagher
Danny Dyer
Jessie J
Jeremy Kyle
Billi Bhatti
Perez Hilton
Chris Moyles
Mitt Romney
Chris Brown
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202269
Once you have all written your articles, one of you must post them all in one thread within the creative writing forum entitled Team Pioneer/Prospect PR Articles. A poll will be added to each thread and a forum vote taken to determine who has written the best piece on each team. This person will win immunity from the next firing (the firing at the end of this task)
You all have until midnight tomorrow to complete this task. Good luck!
ukturtle:
http://i48.tinypic.com/t9xtn7.png
Vanessa:
http://http://www.interviewmagazine.com/thumb/w393xh393/2009/09/24/img-kristen-stewart-1_155718730365.jpgKristen Stewart is deeply sorry for all the heartache she has caused to her partner when she got involved with the married director of the movie Snow White And The Huntsman.
She has admitted she made a mistake and wants to regain the trust of her loved ones and focus on her career.
You've got to admire this young lady for refusing to make silly kids movies when she was younger.
That's the easiest way for a child actor to become famous, like for example Lindsey Lohan has done.
She has always wanted to be taken seriously as an actress.
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/thumb/w393xh393/2009/09/24/img-kristen-stewart-1_155718730365.jpg
Her very first role was a rape victim in the Disney tv movie The Thirteenth Year, quite a hard hitting and challenging role for a young kid.
It was a part with very few lines, but she still managed to portray the character trauma and distress very well.
One of her finest performances is the one of Sara Altman in Panic Room, playing the diabetic daughter of a divorced mother.
She really held her own against Jodie Foster, who is quite simply amazing in the movie.
In 2008 she met the legendary Joan Jett to prepare for the movie The Runaway, a biopic about the rock star, and recorded songs for the movie soundrack.
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/18/86/18864d66ebfa8f9fc386c94bd3dc451b.jpg
Kristen has appeared in many successful movies with a great variety of Hollywood stars.
She starred in the thriller Cold Creek Manor, playing Dennis Quaid and Sharon Stone teenage daughter, earning a nomination for Young Artist Award.
In The Safety Of Objects she played Patricia Clarkson tomboy daughter, but she's probably best know for her role as Bella Swan in the film Twilight.
This movie has turned her into a global superstar and millions of fans swooned at the sight of Bella with her vampire boyfriend Edward Cullen.
The movie was a box office smash, and the sequel Breaking Dawn was also a massive hit, making Kristen one of Hollywood highest earners.
The success of her latest movie Snow White And The Huntsmen cemented Kristen as Hollywood Royalty.
She will appear as Mary Lou in the movie adaptation of Kerouak novel On The Road.
Thank you all for taking the time to read this article about Kristen Stewart.
I just wanted to remind people that this young lady is a very talented actress, singer and aspiring writer.
It would be a real shame if her personal life got in the way of a career she loves and gives her the chance to express herself as an artist.
http://http://www.interviewmagazine.com/thumb/w393xh393/2009/09/24/img-kristen-stewart-1_155718730365.jpg
http://t.co/lv4al4Yj
MTVN:
Rick Santorum
“Suffering, if you’re a Christian, suffering is a part of life”
“America's honour, your honour is at stake. Go out and preserve the greatest country in the history of the world.”
These are just some of the inspirational quotes from Senator Rick Santorum. It’s truly the sign of someone special when they’re endorsed by national treasure Rupert Murdoch; Santorum is “the only candidate with [a] genuine big vision for [our] country” Murdoch proclaimed. Hugely respected political commentator Glenn Beck went further; “If there is one guy out there that is the next George Washington, the only guy…I could think of is Rick Santorum”. It’s clear that Muslim Communist Barrack HUSSEIN Obama has slowly driven America to ruin, we need a man to turn us back from the brink, a strong Christian family man who cares about his country and its values; Rick Santorum is that man.
http://media1.policymic.com/site/articles/15361/photo.jpg
(all quotes, unless specified otherwise, are from Santorum himself and not necessarily representative of the authors views)
Life
“I believe that any doctor that performs an abortion…should be criminally charged for doing so.”
Rick Santorum values life. A leader on pro life issues Santorum says; enough is enough! Even in the UK there’s a staggering 190,000 babies murdered by women every year (source: the truth: http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=215115).
Same sex marriage
“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever…included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. [Marriage is also] not…man on child, man on dog…it is one thing.”
Rick Santorum understands that marriage is between a man and a woman and it’s this way for a reason; we depend on marriage for life. It’s not that homosexuals are bad people per se, we merely don’t want them encroaching on the sanctity of marriage.
2nd Amendment
http://truthhugger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/article-0-0f47470500000578-647_306x423.jpg
“Without [Santorum], we would have lost every American gun company.”
– Wayne LaPierre, NRA
It speaks volumes that Rick Santorum has an A+ rating from the NRA: he is a strong believer in freedom; your freedom, and in the constitution of America; the right to bear arms that is still so important to our culture
Economy
"I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money”
Santorum will reign in government and welfare spending which has got out of hand, will promote growth and create jobs, one example is his pledge to reduce capital gains tax to 12%, half the 23.8% that Mr. Obama has promise
Pornography
http://media.salon.com/2012/01/Rick-Santorum3-460x307.jpg
“America is suffering a pandemic of harm from pornography. It contributes to misogyny…violence against women… prostitution and sex trafficking”
Senator Santorum has promised to fight a war on pornography, the research does not lie; pornography’s been known to cause "profound brain changes". It is all too clear that Obama prefers pornographers over children and families; no more must this be the case.
Say YES to Life
Say YES to Jobs
Say YES to the Constitution
Say YES to Family
Say YES to Sweater vests
http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2011/12/20/National-Politics/Images/Santorum_2012_08b81.jpg?uuid=UmHV1itVEeGZUlXZCk4tb Q
“I’m Rick Santorum, and I approve this message”
Salman:
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4112/bagoakfoa.png
Lee:
http://www.shoutingatco.ws/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/779_jeremy_kyle_342x2621.jpg
Jeremy Kyle; Is he the King of exploitative trash tv? Or is he in fact a cultural phenomenon?
I believe him to be the latter... A well educated man, with degrees in History and Sociology, he progressed from radio presenting to television and hosts one of the most watched daytime chat shows "The Jeremy Kyle Show" which is viewed by up to 1.8 million viewers!
His show however, although popular, has been accused of being "insensitive", exploitative", and "in bad taste" with a judge also describing it as a form of "bear baiting"
Why then, does he pull in such a large audience? Is it a voyeuristic instinct in us? Is it a way of making us feel better about ourselves? Is it that thrill of waiting to see who actually did father Bethany's baby, her ex or or her stepdad? Does it cheer us up to see the tracksuits worn with shoes?
I believe it be be a mixture of all of the above but the main attraction is of course the big man himself; Jezza Kyle. He deals with his guests in a no-nonsense way, sometimes even aggresive, showing absolutely no fear of the drug addled, jobless, scrounging, lazy types typical of his show.
He makes people listen to him, he makes them see the error of their ways, he arranges counselling and most importantly, he actually seems to care about Britain's culture..
yes, he has had a shady past himself; he was in fact an addicted gambler and did have several affairs during his first marriage, but he doesn't hide the facts... he admits his faults openly and looks on them as personal victories and assures people that they can beat addictions etc.
Jeremy Kyle is a pillar of our nation; he is family man, he is suave, charming and entertaining, he has morals a large number of people don't have and he always always speaks sense!
People may look down their noses at the type of guest he has on his show, but Jezza is dealing with everyday problems and yes he may shout and rant and rave, but he preaches facts!
...and if I haven't sold him to you yet, just think how long Lorainne would go on for if it wasn't for King Jezza!
:worship: