PDA

View Full Version : day 2 - will it get any better then this ?


waterhog
13-11-2012, 09:43 AM
day 2 briefing 13.11.12

i am going to present day 2,
and i hope it is funny,
the first classic i present,
is Helen and the dunny.
this was the proof,
she is not faking,
its not a act,
genuine was her shaking.
the next was strength,
Eric is a old man and that's no trick,
but i do have admiration,
for the way he handled the neck tick.
Helen and Nadine next,
voted by the public to do the task,
Helen failed with in 10 seconds,
Nadine done a show like a political ask.
now proof of no discrimination,
Eric and Brian had such a fun slaughter,
2 old men on giant lily's,
and then leaping into the water.
a bit of general knowledge,
it was to do with dangerous Brian's catchphrase,
the question answer was a "puppet",
all told by the stereotypical phone box that does amaze.
hair today,
it was Helen's £400 a month revelation,
she is going to be criticized,
but her nativity has pushed up my estimation.
the funniest was yet to come,
it was Brian's praise,
having a pop at Helen in character,
will push up comedy and the bar raise.
food was prevalent,
all were moaning about rice and beans,
that was until the trial was revealed,
and it was Helen and Nadine's normal scenes.
that was Monday night,
thank you ITV you are on form,
"i'm celeb" is controlling my life,
it is going down a storm.


can it get any better - it is simply the best thing on tv.

reality1
13-11-2012, 10:11 AM
You should be on ITV 2 and recite your poems to the watching public!

Kizzy
13-11-2012, 10:22 AM
Urgh... I really want to like her but she is a real life dozy wobster.
Nadine, charlie and linda will soon get bored of her childishness.
Loving brian, he is funny bri ftw! :)

arista
13-11-2012, 10:30 AM
Yes Nadine making them eat Beans
as she gave up.


And tonight we see her again tonight on a Task.

reality1
13-11-2012, 02:44 PM
It's boring seeing the same person or persons doing all the tasks, if Colin had done the buried in a box task they'd still be trying to get him out!

Marcus.
13-11-2012, 02:47 PM
It's boring seeing the same person or persons doing all the tasks, if Colin had done the buried in a box task they'd still be trying to get him out!

oh someting else you need to know i do like fat jokes :nono:

reality1
13-11-2012, 02:57 PM
oh someting else you need to know i do like fat jokes :nono:

Sorry, I wasn't thinking I actually like Colin and he did say he was hoping to lose weight in there!
:bawling:

Marcus.
13-11-2012, 02:58 PM
Sorry, I wasn't thinking I actually like Colin and he did say he was hoping to lose weight in there!
:bawling:

that ok i had that when becky was in bb

reality1
13-11-2012, 03:04 PM
I think Becky could easily have won that big bro, but she let her temper get the better of her, she was so good the 1st week

Marcus.
13-11-2012, 03:05 PM
I think Becky could easily have won that big bro, but she let her temper get the better of her, she was so good the 1st week

oh yeah you can ask anyone here i fancy becky:lovedup:

waterhog
13-11-2012, 03:05 PM
was becky the large one with black hair - if i remember correctly all she done was moan about the lack of food and when she was not moaning - the rest of the time was spent eating - not a inner in my eyes - if i have the correct lady.

reality1
13-11-2012, 03:07 PM
was becky the large one with black hair - if i remember correctly all she done was moan about the lack of food and when she was not moaning - the rest of the time was spent eating - not a inner in my eyes - if i have the correct lady.


Wow, I am surprised I thought you always posted in poetry!
:conf:

MTVN
13-11-2012, 03:07 PM
Colin is a fat bastard, part of what makes him a legend

Marcus.
13-11-2012, 03:08 PM
was becky the large one with black hair - if i remember correctly all she done was moan about the lack of food and when she was not moaning - the rest of the time was spent eating - not a inner in my eyes - if i have the correct lady.

yeah the fit sexy one

Marcus.
13-11-2012, 03:10 PM
Colin is a fat bastard, part of what makes him a legend

here here

waterhog
13-11-2012, 04:22 PM
img i need glasses with all due respect.