Ahh, I'm nearly 30!

[Benjamin]

It's so weird to be nearly 30, it used to seem so far away. I'm actually quite looking forward to be in my 30's, as scary as it seems.

I don't eben know my reasons for this post, must be my senile dementia.

[Niamh.]

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[Josy]

Its ****e being 30

[Benjamin]

Niamh you're like 85 so I don't know why you are laughing. :bored:

[Novo]

30 is the start of the end you'll soon be having your first thoughts of the Morgue and then soon enough you'll be on your Zimmerframe wondering where the time went, thank god it's nearly another decade for me yet

[Niamh.]

Niamh you're like 85 so I don't know why you are laughing. :bored:

Still in my early 30's tyvm :pipe:

[Benjamin]

30 is the start of the end you'll soon be having your first thoughts of the Morgue and then soon enough you'll be on your Zimmerframe wondering where the time went, thank god it's nearly another decade for me yet

It goes so quickly. Hopefully science will develop soon to spare you this trauma and keep you from the years to come.

[Benjamin]

Still in my early 30's tyvm :pipe:

It means I'm going to have to settle down soon, not sure if I'm ready for that again. How is it for you?

[Josy]

30 is the start of the end you'll soon be having your first thoughts of the Morgue and then soon enough you'll be on your Zimmerframe wondering where the time went, thank god it's nearly another decade for me yet

You morbid little ****e, and are you not 22 or something? thats not a decade :idc:

[Novo]

I've already decided to Freeze myself when i am 29 so i don't reach 30

[Roy Mars III]

you are the same age as my dad

[Benjamin]

Oh, I still have time, for that Novo. I'm only 28. That gives me 19 more months.

[Suze]

It means I'm going to have to settle down soon, not sure if I'm ready for that again. How is it for you?

I was going to say maybe time for you to settle down :D Going to take some special bloke to keep up with your wanderlust and to keep you in check though :joker: ;)

[Benjamin]

you are the same age as my dad

Your dad is 28? :suspect:

[Marc]

Niamh you're like 85 so I don't know why you are laughing. :bored:

She forgot why as soon as she did

[Novo]

I've already seen how slow Niamh and Josy have became around the forum over the last 3 years so Roy in 19 months it is your duty to pass the turtle the shotgun so he doesn't have to go down that route

[Benjamin]

I was going to say maybe time for you to settle down :D Going to take some special bloke to keep up with your wanderlust and to keep you in check though :joker: ;)


Jesus help the man that has to deal with me, wouldn't wish that upon anyone. :laugh:

She forgot why as soon as she did

:joker:

[Josy]

30 is the new 20 :idc:

[Benjamin]

I've already seen how slow Niamh and Josy have became around the forum over the last 3 years so Roy in 19 months it is your duty to pass the turtle the shotgun so he doesn't have to go down that route

I'll thank you and Roy now in advance before my mind becomes mush and I forget to.

[Marc]

I've already decided to Freeze myself when i am 29 so i don't reach 30

Is that soon?

[Josy]

Is that soon?

:joker:

[Novo]

Luckily for you it is not soon

[AnnieK]

I was soo depressed at the thought of turning 30 too....but then realised its just another day and being 30 was fine (trying really hard to convince myself of that fact as I creep ever closer to the next big one which I refuse to acknowledge)....

Do what I tend to do now....lie!!

[Benjamin]

OH GOD! I'M GOING TO START WATCHING LOOSE WOMEN AND ENJOY DOING SO.

Novo, pass me the shotgun now!

[Niamh.]

It means I'm going to have to settle down soon, not sure if I'm ready for that again. How is it for you?

Oh God, I couldn't imagine being single now, I settled down quite early though so I'm hoping to get travelling again when the kids are older. But yeah, it's good, settling down earlier has it's benefits, I'll still be relatively young when the kids have finished school. Do you think you'll have kids?

[Marc]

Saga cruise is it?

[Marc]

OH GOD! I'M GOING TO START WATCHING LOOSE WOMEN AND ENJOY DOING SO.

Novo, pass me the shotgun now!

That's not actually possible

[Benjamin]

Oh God, I couldn't imagine being single now, I settled down quite early though so I'm hoping to get travelling again when the kids are older. But yeah, it's good, settling down earlier has it's benefits, I'll still be relatively young when the kids have finished school. Do you think you'll have kids?

Lol, I had a serious reply but just saw Marcs saga cruise response. :joker:


Yeah, would like kids, but would like to adopt them from around 4/5 years of age. Hopefully around my early 30's so I'll be in my mid 40's when they go college.

Urgh, 40's I don't even want to think about that milestone yet.

[Novo]

Looks like you best use that Shotgun already by the looks of things

[Niamh.]

Lol, I had a serious reply but just saw Marcs saga cruise response. :joker:


Yeah, would like kids, but would like to adopt them from around 4/5 years of age. Hopefully around my early 30's so I'll be in my mid 40's when they go college.

Urgh, 40's I don't even want to think about that milestone yet.

I'm just going to pretend I didn't see Marc comment :idc:

That's a good plan, I'd imagine it would be a bit easier to adopt a child that age too and good for them, it must be much harder for older kids to find adoptive parents

[Benjamin]

Novo, do me the honours, when the time comes, just pull that trigger, before I take you all down.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2cd6hkXm1rk3gouo1_500.gif

[Marc]

Great value for money them cruises :pipe: Ben can go with you, be a singing drag queen

[Niamh.]

Great value for money them cruises :pipe: Ben can go with you, be a singing drag queen

:laugh:

My mom is going on a cruise in March. I get awful sea sick so they never appealed to me :/

[Benjamin]

I'm just going to pretend I didn't see Marc comment :idc:

That's a good plan, I'd imagine it would be a bit easier to adopt a child that age too and good for them, it must be much harder for older kids to find adoptive parents

Babies are cute, but I don't have the patience for the whole sleepless night thing or the whole lack of actual interaction until they can actually learn to properly communicate.

[Marc]

Babies are cute, but I don't have the patience for the whole sleepless night thing or the whole lack of actual interaction until they can actually learn to properly communicate.

You don't want to teach your child how to walk or talk?

[Benjamin]

Great value for money them cruises :pipe: Ben can go with you, be a singing drag queen

Just jealous you'd never be allowed on a cruise of that calibre. :idc:

[Benjamin]

You don't want to teach your child how to walk or talk?

Doesn't bother me, I'd rather be happy knowing I gave them a good life and the support they needed than watch them learn to walk for the first time ever. My father watched my first steps, what good did that get me.

[Marc]

But it's what it did for him, gave him all the happiness in the world to see you walk :)

It's about you now Benny boy

[Niamh.]

Still though Marc, it's great some people want to adopt older kids to give them a chance, most people want babies

[Marc]

Oh yeah of course, sorry I wasn't arguing against it lol just saying its cute to see them walk and talk

[Benjamin]

That sounded more depressing than it was meant to, lol. Not slating him, would never do that, but first steps are a small fraction compared to the life people can offer a child who otherwise may be stuck in a real despairing place.

[AnnieK]

The knowledge that he has given an unwanted / orphaned child a good life would be a pretty amazing feeling too.....

[Marc]

Ahh don't gang up on me, I'm not saying its a bad thing.

[Niamh.]

******s sake Marc :bored:

[Marc]

:bored:

[AnnieK]

Bad man Marc :nono:

[Jake.]

You old bastard

[Benjamin]

JH I prefer the term redundant old man. ;)

[Lee.]

Nae luck doll

[Tom4784]

So tell us Ben, what was Jesus like?

[Benjamin]

He was kind of like Niamh. I say kind of, I mean is.

[Niamh.]

You've lost your power to mock me now Benjo :pipe:

[Tom4784]

You can share your Meals on Wheels subscription with him Niamh :amazed:

[Niamh.]

Your time will come Dezmond :idc:

[Tom4784]

No it won't, I bathe in the blood of virgins so that I stay young forever.

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

[arista]

It's so weird to be nearly 30, it used to seem so far away. I'm actually quite looking forward to be in my 30's, as scary as it seems.

I don't eben know my reasons for this post, must be my senile dementia.


Feck Sake Ben
You are Young

You Can Still Get it UP

[Kate!]

Feck Sake Ben
You are Young

You Can Still Get it UP


:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

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[MeMyselfAndI]

30 is the age when you become dull

[Marsh.]

Lol, I got scared and worried about life going too quickly when I turned 21. God knows what I'll be like at 30.

[Marsh.]

No it won't, I bathe in the blood of virgins so that I stay young forever.

:eek: You killed Mock? :eek:

[Niall]

I'm actually petrified of turning 18, so take solace in the fact that you won't be half the mess I'll be when I hit 30, Ben. :love:

[arista]

30 is the age when you become dull


You have to meet people more.


You are so Wrong,

[Benjamin]

Feck Sake Ben
You are Young

You Can Still Get it UP


:laugh2:


Always a great post to wake up to!

[arista]

:laugh2:


Always a great post to wake up to!


Thats Spirit
Ben.



Feel The Force

[thesheriff443]

:laugh2:


Always a great post to wake up to!

woody wood pecker.