View Full Version : What was your most embarrassing moment ever?
...or are you too embarrassed to say...?
Jake.
20-11-2012, 12:34 PM
Too embarrassed to say tbh
Marcus.
20-11-2012, 12:38 PM
Errm I tryeid to ask my now ex to marry me I kept dropping the ring I was shaking and i gave her the rose saying will you love me instead of will you marry me but what was nice she said yes so that was very nice to hear
GypsyGoth
20-11-2012, 01:09 PM
Errm I tryeid to ask my now ex to marry me I kept dropping the ring I was shaking and i gave her the rose saying will you love me instead of will you marry me but what was nice she said yes so that was very nice to hear
Did you both go red and rub each others belly?
getting beat by Locke in TIBB games i would say tops the list
Marcus.
20-11-2012, 01:15 PM
Did you both go red and rub each others belly?
No I got red say like what I say whent on one knee gave her the rose saying that ask I said on the first post when even redder but what was nice she said I know what you mean and when yesss
Livia
20-11-2012, 01:22 PM
Ha! Like I'm going to tell you...
AnnieK
20-11-2012, 01:22 PM
Mine was so long ago now that I can laugh at it....
I was friends with the hottest boy in school and we were quite friendly but then I decided I fancied him and so determined to be "cool" one day when we were in the bus station, I was talking to him, I put my bag on the floor and leaned back on the glass window, so far...looking good....only to realise too late that there was no glass in the window and did a proper Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses, fell right through legs akimbo - jumped up and jumped onto the closest bus.....to the resounding shireks of laughter of EVERYONE in the bus station....I didn't go back to school for a week
Livia
20-11-2012, 01:25 PM
LOL Annie... kudos for spilling the beans.
GypsyGoth
20-11-2012, 01:26 PM
:laugh2:
AnnieK
20-11-2012, 01:32 PM
Its that long ago I can now laugh but when we ever have school reunions it is still brought up and I can still feel the burning shame!!!
I don't actually know the MOST embarrassing thing. I do so many stupid things
Vanessa
20-11-2012, 02:12 PM
When i didn't shut the bathroom door properly at work and someone walked straight in! I wanted the ground to swallow me up! :joker:
GiRTh
20-11-2012, 02:16 PM
Mine was so long ago now that I can laugh at it....
I was friends with the hottest boy in school and we were quite friendly but then I decided I fancied him and so determined to be "cool" one day when we were in the bus station, I was talking to him, I put my bag on the floor and leaned back on the glass window, so far...looking good....only to realise too late that there was no glass in the window and did a proper Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses, fell right through legs akimbo - jumped up and jumped onto the closest bus.....to the resounding shireks of laughter of EVERYONE in the bus station....I didn't go back to school for a week
:joker:
Mine is a long time ago too when I was a teenager living with my parent. Anyway, my mum almost caught me. You know - trousers down etc. I managed to tuck everything away before she came into the room but she knew what I was up to.
I don't actually know the MOST embarrassing thing. I do so many stupid things
....:love::love::love:
Smithy
20-11-2012, 03:10 PM
Erm the only one that springs to mind atm is at a friends 18th we went into this cocktail bar and i ordered a rusty nail, (coz im so hardcore) but i didnt know what was in it, and i took a big swig and vomited all over the table :sad:
Luckily noone saw, so I covered it with the menu and legged it
Vanessa
20-11-2012, 03:13 PM
Erm the only one that springs to mind atm is at a friends 18th we went into this cocktail bar and i ordered a rusty nail, (coz im so hardcore) but i didnt know what was in it, and i took a big swig and vomited all over the table :sad:
Luckily noone saw, so I covered it with the menu and legged it
:joker:
Can remember when I was in year 9 I think I was doing a lunch time detention with one of my friends and we were left alone in the room for a while, we went looking around in the little storage closet and there was a big box of condoms in there, guess they were gonna be used for PSHE or whatever, being the mischievous and impressionable young chap I was my friend told me to nick some which I duly did but then we heard the teacher coming back so ran back into the room and tried to play innocent, thought I'd gotten away with it until I suddenly realised the teacher was staring at my pocket and they they were all hanging out of it. Got a letter sent home about it and an after school detention after that :idc: was a bit awkward to explain to my parents, had actually only intended to blow them up as well
Shaun
20-11-2012, 04:11 PM
Probably losing my front tooth on a night out... nobody was around to see it though :p
Marcus.
20-11-2012, 04:12 PM
Probably losing my front tooth on a night out... nobody was around to see it though :p
how did you do that
michael21
20-11-2012, 04:17 PM
Probably losing my front tooth on a night out... nobody was around to see it though :p
did it grow back
Probably losing my front tooth on a night out... nobody was around to see it though :p
..one of my sons friends did that in our garden..they were all having a barbecue and messing around and he fell over and hit his face on the hard ground....
..I felt so dreadful, sending someone home with a tooth missing when I was supposed to be responsible..I was devastated...they were all about 16yrs at the time..it was after their GCSEs.....
I can't really think of anything... there's lots of wee things but I don't really embarrass that easily. I was a bit mortified that time I picked my hairbrush up on the way out instead of my phone and found myself walking down the street carrying a hairbrush
getting caught choking the chicken by me mam's bloke when i was about 17, that's 1 that spring's to mind.
Mine was so long ago now that I can laugh at it....
I was friends with the hottest boy in school and we were quite friendly but then I decided I fancied him and so determined to be "cool" one day when we were in the bus station, I was talking to him, I put my bag on the floor and leaned back on the glass window, so far...looking good....only to realise too late that there was no glass in the window and did a proper Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses, fell right through legs akimbo - jumped up and jumped onto the closest bus.....to the resounding shireks of laughter of EVERYONE in the bus station....I didn't go back to school for a week
:joker::joker:
Thats the kind of thing that would happen to me.
Vicky.
20-11-2012, 05:16 PM
Probably being kegged at like 15 year old infront of the whole school while not wearing knickers :/
Managed to laugh it off though, if I had let everyone know how embarassed i was it would have been 100x worse.
Also fell down a huge flight of stairs in a busy bar while wearing a skirt when I was drunk and about 17/18. Got stuck in a heap in a corner at the bottom and couldnt for the life of me get back up. Had to wait for my mates to stop laughing (which took much longer than it should have :nono: ) to help me up :(
King Gizzard
20-11-2012, 05:17 PM
I said it before in another thread last week...but I was camping with school and going for a shower in a portacabin shower, it said it was vacant, so I opened it and my teacher (female, in her 30's or early 40's) was there having a shower and she screamed so loudddd and I saw her naked
Not my fault :idc:
Marcus.
20-11-2012, 05:17 PM
getting caught choking the chicken by me mam's bloke when i was about 17, that's 1 that spring's to mind.
oh that would be :blush:
Marcus.
20-11-2012, 05:18 PM
Probably being kegged at like 15 year old infront of the whole school while not wearing knickers :/
Managed to laugh it off though, if I had let everyone know how embarassed i was it would have been 100x worse.
Also fell down a huge flight of stairs in a busy bar while wearing a skirt when I was drunk and about 17/18. Got stuck in a heap in a corner at the bottom and couldnt for the life of me get back up. Had to wait for my mates to stop laughing (which took much longer than it should have :nono: ) to help me up :(
both are really bad
I said it before in another thread last week...but I was camping with school and going for a shower in a portacabin shower, it said it was vacant, so I opened it and my teacher (female, in her 30's or early 40's) was there having a shower and she screamed so loudddd and I saw her naked
Not my fault :idc:
i bet you've had a few memory wa*ks over that
Marcus.
20-11-2012, 05:19 PM
I said it before in another thread last week...but I was camping with school and going for a shower in a portacabin shower, it said it was vacant, so I opened it and my teacher (female, in her 30's or early 40's) was there having a shower and she screamed so loudddd and I saw her naked
Not my fault :idc:
oh dear
Me. I Am Salman
20-11-2012, 05:52 PM
Mine was so long ago now that I can laugh at it....
I was friends with the hottest boy in school and we were quite friendly but then I decided I fancied him and so determined to be "cool" one day when we were in the bus station, I was talking to him, I put my bag on the floor and leaned back on the glass window, so far...looking good....only to realise too late that there was no glass in the window and did a proper Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses, fell right through legs akimbo - jumped up and jumped onto the closest bus.....to the resounding shireks of laughter of EVERYONE in the bus station....I didn't go back to school for a week
:joker:
the same thing happened to my neighbour at a party but she died :s
I said it before in another thread last week...but I was camping with school and going for a shower in a portacabin shower, it said it was vacant, so I opened it and my teacher (female, in her 30's or early 40's) was there having a shower and she screamed so loudddd and I saw her naked
Not my fault :idc:
Just sounds like a fantasy you had
Marcus.
20-11-2012, 05:58 PM
:joker:
the same thing happened to my neighbour at a party but she died :s
aww that bad :bawling:
Shaun
20-11-2012, 06:19 PM
how did you do that
I was drunk, and I think I did it by falling into a plant pot... haven't really got a clue tbh, I didn't even notice until the morning after. The worst feeling is usually licking around your mouth to find it all dry and smelly in the morning of a hangover, let alone with a huge jagged gap in the middle.
King Gizzard
20-11-2012, 06:22 PM
I would have memory wanks but the thing is she looked like Professor Trelawny
Jake.
20-11-2012, 06:24 PM
did it grow back
omg :joker:
Marcus.
20-11-2012, 06:25 PM
I was drunk, and I think I did it by falling into a plant pot... haven't really got a clue tbh, I didn't even notice until the morning after. The worst feeling is usually licking around your mouth to find it all dry and smelly in the morning of a hangover, let alone with a huge jagged gap in the middle.
yeah it would me too
Probably being kegged at like 15 year old infront of the whole school while not wearing knickers :/
Managed to laugh it off though, if I had let everyone know how embarassed i was it would have been 100x worse.
Also fell down a huge flight of stairs in a busy bar while wearing a skirt when I was drunk and about 17/18. Got stuck in a heap in a corner at the bottom and couldnt for the life of me get back up. Had to wait for my mates to stop laughing (which took much longer than it should have :nono: ) to help me up :(
Hmm, my friends probably took even longer when I fell in a club and wedged myself between two tables... one of my friends was even bringing folk over for a look and a laugh :nono: .. then a guy tripped over my legs, flung his drink in my face and landed on top of me! Eventually a bouncer rescued me.
AnnieK
20-11-2012, 08:39 PM
I have so many embarrassing moments to choose from...that it's that that is actually embarrassing :joker:
Vicky.
20-11-2012, 08:41 PM
Hmm, my friends probably took even longer when I fell in a club and wedged myself between two tables... one of my friends was even bringing folk over for a look and a laugh :nono: .. then a guy tripped over my legs, flung his drink in my face and landed on top of me! Eventually a bouncer rescued me.
That sounds horrific :laugh2:
Roy Mars III
20-11-2012, 08:43 PM
just this afternoon when i almost killed someone while driving because i was staring at a woman who was walking on the sidewalk
King Gizzard
20-11-2012, 08:44 PM
very embarrassing there roy
Roy Mars III
20-11-2012, 08:46 PM
very much so
Vanessa
20-11-2012, 08:54 PM
Hmm, my friends probably took even longer when I fell in a club and wedged myself between two tables... one of my friends was even bringing folk over for a look and a laugh :nono: .. then a guy tripped over my legs, flung his drink in my face and landed on top of me! Eventually a bouncer rescued me.
:joker::joker::joker:
Kate!
20-11-2012, 08:57 PM
I was about 19, in a club with my mates, plastered, and this guy came and sat with me, next thing I leant forward and vommed all over his shoes.
Oh the shame.
:blush:
Vanessa
20-11-2012, 09:37 PM
I was about 19, in a club with my mates, plastered, and this guy came and sat with me, next thing I leant forward and vommed all over his shoes.
Oh the shame.
:blush:
:joker:
RichardG
09-12-2013, 06:22 PM
I had a very very embarrassing moment in economics today :laugh:
I had to move seats to swap with someone who kept talking. The new guy I was next to said hello etc etc and then lifted up his hand. It wasn't even facing me but for some stupid reason I thought he was going to shake my hand so I sort of put my hand on his. I then realised he didn't intend to shake my hand but I was almost too embarrassed to remove my hand so I awkwardly clenched my fist instead and kept my fist on his hand. He was staring at me like 'wtf??' and I was staring at him absolutely mortified and then I slowly slid my fist off his hand, tried to make an excuse for why I stuck my fist on his hand and said 'my hand was sweaty so I didn't want to shake yours' :sad: it was so embarrassing. I have to sit next to him for the rest of the year now.
..do you mean he would have thought you were being aggressive/going to hit him, Richard..?..
King Gizzard
09-12-2013, 06:30 PM
camping with school and going to have a shower in a portashower, opening the door and my female teacher standing there naked. Obviously forgot to lock the door, it said vacant when I went to open it
she screamed/generally looked disgusted, **** was I ever taking the blame though, wasn't my fault :idc:
Did this happen to you twice Nathan??
King Gizzard
09-12-2013, 06:33 PM
**** sake didn't realise I'd already posted in here lol
..yeah, I think you've posted/mentioned that one before...oooops lol...I have some school related embarrassing moments but not quite like that...I would never go in a portashower/loo....ever...
AnnieK
09-12-2013, 06:33 PM
Lol....Nathan was that embarrassed he just hates telling that story..................just the once
..oh, haha..it was in the same thread as well then....*second most embarrassing moment*...
**** sake didn't realise I'd already posted in here lol
:laugh2:
King Gizzard
09-12-2013, 06:35 PM
I guess going out today and only realising half way through that my shirt had been ruined by mould was pretty embarressing, it had been sitting in the washing machine for about a week before it actually got washed, bad times
Apple202
09-12-2013, 06:38 PM
:joker:
the same thing happened to my neighbour at a party but she died :s
omfg
..I think you just have to brave it out and say mould is the new black pffft..:idc:...
RichardG
09-12-2013, 06:44 PM
..do you mean he would have thought you were being aggressive/going to hit him, Richard..?..
No he just wondered what the hell I was doing resting my fist on his hand :laugh: I wish I knew why myself
No he just wondered what the hell I was doing resting my fist on his hand :laugh: I wish I knew why myself
...awww, I'm sure he'll be cool, we all do awkward things when we're nervous or even when we're not, it just happens...just chat with him tomorrow, not about that, you don't have to mention it...but just generally chat and be friendly/ask him about himself etc, I'm sure he won't even think about it, Richard..:hug:...
Amy Jade
09-12-2013, 06:54 PM
Falling down the stairs in Liverpool One on a Saturday when it was packed. My stuff all fell all over the floor and my friends laughed before they helped me. It was so bad but even worse that there were lots of really fit lads around :(
Falling down the stairs in Liverpool One on a Saturday when it was packed. My stuff all fell all over the floor and my friends laughed before they helped me. It was so bad but even worse that there were lots of really fit lads around :(
....awwww, poor you..:hug:...
Mystic Mock
09-12-2013, 07:05 PM
A couple of years ago I went to one of the Hairdressers in Erdington, I thought one of the Hairdresser guys was asking if I was ok so I replied with "yes" but it turns out that he was talking to the guy behind me so I felt awkward afterwards and I went to another hairdressers instead to get my haircut.
A couple of years ago I went to one of the Hairdressers in Erdington, I thought one of the Hairdresser guys was asking if I was ok so I replied with "yes" but it turns out that he was talking to the guy behind me so I felt awkward afterwards and I went to another hairdressers instead to get my haircut.
..oh, you silly sausage, going to another hairdresser....LOLLL.....you are funny...
Mystic Mock
09-12-2013, 07:30 PM
..oh, you silly sausage, going to another hairdresser....LOLLL.....you are funny...
It was really awkward, you only had to be there to realize how awkward it was.:joker:
It was really awkward, you only had to be there to realize how awkward it was.:joker:
...awww LOL...I admit when I went to click on your post to read, I was thinking, this'll be funny/it's Mock....lol....
Mystic Mock
09-12-2013, 07:37 PM
...awww LOL...I admit when I went to click on your post to read, I was thinking, this'll be funny/it's Mock....lol....
Thanks, I do try my best to impress.:joker:
Natalie.
09-12-2013, 07:44 PM
Only thing I can think of is me slipping on grass mud in front of school gates at home time and had to walk home mud all down trousers and blazer and in my hair. People laughed and think the boy I liked at the time saw
I know there has been more but I've blocked them out really
Only thing I can think of is me slipping on grass mud in front of school gates at home time and had to walk home mud all down trousers and blazer and in my hair. People laughed and think the boy I liked at the time saw
I know there has been more but I've blocked them out really
..why is it ALWAYS the boy/girl you like at the time, it just has to be, doesn't it...but that's ok though so far as embarrassing moments go and if he didn't see how lovely muddy hair looked then he didn't deserve you anyway...
Thanks, I do try my best to impress.:joker:
..you most certainly do that Mr Mock...
Mystic Mock
09-12-2013, 07:50 PM
Only thing I can think of is me slipping on grass mud in front of school gates at home time and had to walk home mud all down trousers and blazer and in my hair. People laughed and think the boy I liked at the time saw
I know there has been more but I've blocked them out really
You could've done a cool move when you tried to get back up, or he might have found it cute.:joker:
Mystic Mock
09-12-2013, 07:51 PM
Only thing I can think of is me slipping on grass mud in front of school gates at home time and had to walk home mud all down trousers and blazer and in my hair. People laughed and think the boy I liked at the time saw
I know there has been more but I've blocked them out really
..you most certainly do that Mr Mock...
Thank you Ammi, and so do you.
Mystic Mock
09-12-2013, 07:52 PM
Merrisey's post just popped up and I don't get how lol.
Natalie.
09-12-2013, 08:00 PM
..why is it ALWAYS the boy/girl you like at the time, it just has to be, doesn't it...but that's ok though so far as embarrassing moments go and if he didn't see how lovely muddy hair looked then he didn't deserve you anyway...
Exactly! the muddy hair look quite suited me.. :laugh:
You could've done a cool move when you tried to get back up, or he might have found it cute.:joker:
I was too busy walking fast home to think about anything else :laugh:
cheeky_monkey
09-12-2013, 08:08 PM
Falling down the stairs on the bus. The stairs was wet because of the snow outside, I couldn't wait to get off the bus. lol
Jessica.
09-12-2013, 08:13 PM
I was trying to get my mother to hurry up and running for the bus at the same time, she was behind me and I was just almost at the bus stop as it came along, I turned my head and shouted for her to hurry up and ended up running into a large pole, everyone on the bus was laughing when we got on. My mother still mentions it all the time. :sad:
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