marcus trouble

[Marcus.]

well i just fount out today that while me and my ex where dating that an friend said that my ex was carrying my baby which she did not (we kissed cuddled held hand and only one time did but we did check she was not) and while i was on break whith my ex (dont know why before you ask) tracy came over and angery words where said saying she did not it was somebody she heard

so my qustion is what shall i do

please help

[Lee.]

You should call this number..
09011 123 456

http://www.somethinelse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Jeremy-Kyle-270x360.jpg

[Holly Christmas]

Try and read it back Marcus and explain it a little more. :)

I get the gist.

Lol at Jeremy Kyle :laugh:

[Marcus.]

You should call this number..
09011 123 456

http://www.somethinelse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Jeremy-Kyle-270x360.jpg

nah i don't think so

[GypsyGoth]

Give her hair a good pull and warn her not to talk **** again, or else she will get worse!!


You should call this number..
09011 123 456

http://www.somethinelse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Jeremy-Kyle-270x360.jpg

:laugh2:

[Marcus.]

well i just fount out today that while me and my ex where dating that an friend said that my ex was carrying my baby which she did not (we kissed cuddled held hand and only one time did but we did check she was not) and while i was on break whith my ex (dont know why before you ask) tracy came over and angery words where said saying she did not it was somebody she heard

so my question is what shall i do

please help

oh i was at work me and and me ex where outside chatting away then my friend came up and went to my ex why did you say it me that said you where carrying your baby then my ex said yes it was my friend say not i heard form an friend (we had the same friend that how i meet my ex) i checked all of them and they did not) but my friend who came up was jel of us when we where together

so my question is what shall i do

[Raph]

Can you try and explain it a little more? I don't quite understand what your situation is.

[Marcus.]

Give her hair a good pull and warn her not to talk **** again, or else she will get worse!!


i not like that but i did say why say that then she shouted

[In the Drunk Tank]

Sounds like your ex had an abortion

[GypsyGoth]

If either one of you goes red, that's a sign that something happened.

[Marcus.]

Can you try and explain it a little more? I don't quite understand what your situation is.

she came up to me and my ex and said to my ex why did you say that i say i was carrying your baby then my ex said why did you say that then my freind said i did not say that

but

1. I talk to my friend friends they said they did not
2. She was very not happy went we dated she would try and stop the relationship

[Marcus.]

If either one of you goes red, that's a sign that something happened.

why like

[Marcus.]

Sounds like your ex had an abortion

erm not we checked that once and she was not

[GypsyGoth]

why like

It's just the way it works.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I don't actually understand what you're saying because of the grammar, are you saying she got pregnant from holding you hand :laugh3:

[Legend killer]

Sloots gonna sloot

[Marcus.]

It's just the way it works.

we are more better around each other

[Marcus.]

Sloots gonna sloot

what

[Marcus.]

I don't actually understand what you're saying because of the grammar, are you saying she got pregnant from holding you hand :laugh3:

no no

my friend saying she did not say that she was carrying my baby then my ex saying yes she did she heard it form her friend which are my friends to

[Holly Christmas]

I'm sorry Marcus, I just don't understand?

[MeMyselfAndI]

Neither do I

[Ramsay]

Marcus you spunkbucket

[ChristmasNeeve]

Your mutual friend told your ex that she was pregnant with your baby. Is that it?

[Marcus.]

I'm sorry Marcus, I just don't understand?

ok let me back it down for you

my friend angery that evertyone thinks that she said that my ex was carrying my baby
and
my ex says she did say it because one of her freind told her that

[Marcus.]

ok let me back it down for you

my friend angery that evertyone thinks that she said that my ex was carrying my baby
and
my ex says she did say it because one of her freind told her that

Your mutual friend told your ex that she was pregnant with your baby. Is that it?

hope that helps

[In the Drunk Tank]

I think that basically, according to his ex one of their friends told people that his ex was carrying Marcus' baby, but their friend is now denying she said that

[ChristmasNeeve]

lol ok, I think I get it now. Why do you need to do anything, you're not even going out with her anymore and she's not pregnant with your baby

[Jesus.]

I don't actually understand what you're saying because of the grammar, are you saying she got pregnant from holding you hand :laugh3:

Well she didn't get pregnant from holding his gland.

This thread is a seminal moment in the history of man. For today, we have seen a new language invented.

[Marcus.]

I think that basically, according to his ex one of their friends told people that his ex was carrying Marcus' baby, but their friend is now denying she said that

thank you mtvn

[Ammi]

..so someone has been accused of spreading rumours but nobody was ever pregnant...?

[Marcus.]

lol ok, I think I get it now. Why do you need to do anything, you're not even going out with her anymore and she's not pregnant with your baby

yeah good point

[Marcus.]

Well she didn't get pregnant from holding his gland.

This thread is a seminal moment in the history of man. For today, we have seen a new language invented.

oh ha ha

[Ammi]

..oh sorry, Matt said that...so what was the problem again Marcus..?

..was it the rumour which has upset you..?

[Marcus.]

..so someone has been accused of spreading rumours but nobody was ever pregnant...?

yes and she was well jel when we were she even did not like it when we were friends

[Jesus.]

Just call her a slag, then get back to playing x-men with your friends.

You're welcome.

[Marcus.]

..oh sorry, Matt said that...so what was the problem again Marcus..?

..was it the rumour which has upset you..?

well yes it upset me and my ex

she hated us together even when we were friends

[Marcus.]

Just call her a slag, then get back to playing x-men with your friends.

You're welcome.

no and no

[GypsyGoth]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnja1E1O01r68ql4o1_500.gif

/CharlieO

[Ammi]

yes and she was well jel when we were she even did not like it when we were friends

..ahh, so if she shouts at you, just ignore her because she's just feeling silly and embarrassed for talking nonsense

..I mean you don't have to 'do' anything do you...you're not with you ex anymore...well, obviously lol...

[Marcus.]

..ahh, so if she shouts at you, just ignore her because she's just feeling silly and embarrassed for talking nonsense

yeah well do thanks

[GypsyGoth]

Another marcus problem solved by the tibb team :cheer:

[Marcus.]

Another marcus problem solved by the tibb team :cheer:

yep that you guys

[Kazanne]

ok let me back it down for you

my friend angery that evertyone thinks that she said that my ex was carrying my baby
and
my ex says she did say it because one of her freind told her that

So your friend is angry that everyone thinks that SHE said that YOUR EX was having your baby and your EX said SHE did SAY THAT ,because her friend told her that,well Marcus tell these people to grow up ,tell the truth then things wouldn't get complicated,IF you friend has said that,she needs to own up to it and then sort themselves out:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

So your friend is angry that everyone thinks that SHE said that YOUR EX was having your baby and your EX said SHE did SAY THAT ,because her friend told her that,well Marcus tell these people to grow up ,tell the truth then things wouldn't get complicated,IF you friend has said that,she needs to own up to it and then sort themselves out:hugesmile:

i know but she dose not

[Kazanne]

i know but she dose not

Well Marcus,maybe it's aswell to keep your distance:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

Well Marcus,maybe it's aswell to keep your distance:hugesmile:

yeah i well

[Ammi]

Another marcus problem solved by the tibb team :cheer:

..I think we should offer our services to other forums...

[Josy]

You don't need to do anything, your ex is still your ex and if her/your friend wants to be angry about he said/she said nonsense then thats up to them, let them deal with it.

[King Gizzard]

You need to buy her a flan

http://i.imgur.com/K3Cbm.jpg

[Marcus.]

You don't need to do anything, your ex is still your ex and if her/your friend wants to be angry about he said/she said nonsense then thats up to them, let them deal with it.

yeah will do but we got to the bit where me and my ex can talk to each other without going read and she dose not like it

[Marcus.]

You need to buy her a flan

http://i.imgur.com/K3Cbm.jpg

why

[Josy]

Thats not a flan, don't let him fool you :suspect:

[King Gizzard]

shut up that is a flan

and all the worlds problems are solved with a flan

[Josy]

Aww well according to google it is actually a flan, thats not what I call a flan though

[Lee.]

That is NOT a flan

[King Gizzard]

think you are thinking of the flannel

[King Gizzard]

it is a different shaped flan ! Now get out

[CharlieO]

there is now no way he isnt a fake

[Josy]

it is a different shaped flan ! Now get out

What is that watery looking crap all around it?

[Lee.]

Thats Creme Caramel

[Josy]

Ah ok

[Marcus.]

how did we get here

[Josy]

how did we get here

Turned the pc on, loaded a browser and typed tibb into google.

[Vicky.]

Thats Creme Caramel

Thank you!

Thats been bugging me so much for ages :laugh:

Wanted to buy some months ago but couldnt remember what they were called and describing it to gavin did not work at all

[Marcus.]

Turned the pc on, loaded a browser and typed tibb into google.

booom :joker:

[Josy]

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

jesus christ didn't know people would get so worked up about a flan :idc:

[Vicky.]

Its not a flan :bored:

[Marcus.]

:laugh:

that was funny

[Vicky.]

This is a flan

http://www.rideaubakery.com/img/strawberry%20flan37.jpg

[King Gizzard]

no that bloody isn't a flan

[Josy]

Yes it is Vicky :amazed:

Vicky's flan>>>>>>>>>>>>

[King Gizzard]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=flan&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=YBGtUOOeFKOu0QXS4IDgBQ&biw=1280&bih=670&sei=YhGtUJu0FZG20QXxjoGoCg

[Marcus.]

ok this as turn into an flan thread

[King Gizzard]

In years to come they will look back on this as the great flan debate of 2012

[Lee.]

Thank you!

Thats been bugging me so much for ages :laugh:

Wanted to buy some months ago but couldnt remember what they were called and describing it to gavin did not work at all

Hahah.. glad to be of sevice! :)

[Holly Christmas]

listen...if Vicky says its not a flan, then it's not a feckin flan, never ever argue with a pregnant lady Nathanbobs. :idc:

[King Gizzard]

you are all wrong.

[Lee.]

Vicky's flan is an actual flan!!

Josy, I think this has to go to a poll

[Vicky.]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=flan&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=YBGtUOOeFKOu0QXS4IDgBQ&biw=1280&bih=670&sei=YhGtUJu0FZG20QXxjoGoCg

Google images is clearly feeling mischievious today :idc:

[the truth]

Ive read this page 3 times and I still dont understand what the poster is actually saying. sorry its so badly written that it doesnt make sense. please take your time and explain it all properly from the start. is anyone actually pregnant ?

[King Gizzard]

No because what would a poll solve, it would be you 4 vs me, then the other pollers who know nothing about flans will just jump on the not-a-flan bandwagon just to smite me

[Vicky.]

No because what would a poll solve, it would be you 4 vs me, then the other pollers who know nothing about flans will just jump on the not-a-flan bandwagon just to smite me

Or the majority of members know what a flan actually is so would vote for mine :pipe:

[King Gizzard]

Google > you

[Vicky.]

flan/flan/
Noun:

A baked dish consisting of an open-topped pastry case with a savory or sweet filling.

[King Gizzard]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr%C3%A8me_caramel

THANK YOU, THE CREME CARAMEL IS ACTUALLY CALLED FLAN, SO SHUT UP WITH YOUR NEW AGE BRITISH FLAN

[Vicky.]

Creme caramel is called a 'Flan (custard)'

I saw no (custard) in your post

[Vicky.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flan

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

Well I am still not wrong and have been unfairly victimised, the matter of fact is, it is a flan :idc: Even Sabrina the Teenage which had a flan and it looked like a flan

[King Gizzard]

If Vickys baby pops out tonight I will be taking full responsibility

[Lee.]

Is the word flan beginning to sound to anybody yet?

[Candy Annie Cane]

Americans call Creme caramel flan I think but we don't. We have fruit flan. Both quite nice but very different

[Vicky.]

If Vickys baby pops out tonight I will be taking full responsibility

Stressing a pregnant lady, shame on you :bored:

[Vicky.]

Its a shame marcus' problem didnt involve a flan. I have a feeling we have been most unhelpful.

[michael21]

bb12 you ok

[Cherry Christmas]

Ive read this page 3 times and I still dont understand what the poster is actually saying. sorry its so badly written that it doesnt make sense. please take your time and explain it all properly from the start. is anyone actually pregnant ?

Vicky.

[Lee.]

:joker:

[Vicky.]

Vicky.

:joker:

Damn you marcus and your travelling sperm

[Marcus.]

:joker:

Damn you marcus and your travelling sperm

i know :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Well you're both geordies, wouldn't have to travel that far :idc;

[Kazanne]

Aww well according to google it is actually a flan, thats not what I call a flan though

Nor me josy,I thought flans had a pastry base?

[Vicky.]

Quite a way to shoot from newcastle to chester le street though

[Marcus.]

bb12 you ok

it start with this michael21

ok let me back it down for you

my friend angery that evertyone thinks that she said that my ex was carrying my baby
and
my ex says she did say it because one of her freind told her that

[Marcus.]

Quite a way to shoot from newcastle to chester le street though

yeah it is

[Marcus.]

Quite a way to shoot from newcastle to chester le street though

i form fenham

[michael21]

it start with this michael21

ok let me back it down for you

my friend angery that evertyone thinks that she said that my ex was carrying my baby
and
my ex says she did say it because one of her freind told her that

chuck a bucket of cold water on then that should cool them down

[Marcus.]

chuck a bucket of cold water on then that should cool them down

i think then they would get mad at me

[Livia]

So, five pages in... is there now a solution to this conundrum?

[Vicky.]

No but we have established that Nathan thinks he is american.

[Marcus.]

oh at me and vicky in the same town

[Livia]

No but we have established that Nathan thinks he is american.

Vicky... you're still here!? I think that baby's got a bit too comfy...

[Vicky.]

Vicky... you're still here!? I think that baby's got a bit too comfy...

Unfortunately yes. Not even any bloody signs of anything happening yet. I am not happy at all :laugh:

[Livia]

I don't know about such things... but I imagine a trampoline might be worth a go?

[King Gizzard]

Skye Flancesca

[Vicky.]

I don't know about such things... but I imagine a trampoline might be worth a go?

My mum said that too :joker:

Midwife says theres no way to make them come until they are ready, though theres a lot of people who think currys and stuff work.

So just sitting feeling sorry for myself with what seems like a baby elephant constantly booting me in the ribs hoping for her to decide its time to come out :bored:

[Thotmas]

Angry Jeremy voice "WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE REST OF US DOWN HERE, READ BACK WHAT YOU SAID AND EXPLAIN PROPERLY YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!"

[Marcus.]

Angry Jeremy voice "WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE REST OF US DOWN HERE, READ BACK WHAT YOU SAID AND EXPLAIN PROPERLY YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!"

oh charming

[Thotmas]

oh charming
Smug Jeremy, get's close to face so you can sniff his veneer breath. "trying to be smart are we? Listen my little friend I can just say the word and you'll be out of this building quicker than I can click my fingers."

[Marcus.]

Smug Jeremy, get's close to face so you can sniff his veneer breath. "trying to be smart are we? Listen my little friend I can just say the word and you'll be out of this building quicker than I can click my fingers."

ermm

[Thotmas]

ermm
"OHH! LOST FOR WORDS ARE WE? Pft! You're pathetic!! If your loved ones had any sense they would tell you this everyday!"