did you spot Eric's nasty side and who won the row Helen or Eric ?

[waterhog]

did you spot Eric's nasty side and who won the row Helen or Eric ? 22.11.12

we have been watching,
Eric you don't need to give pain,
there is only one thing in Helens life,
she represents vain.
but you stooped low,
Eric there is no excuse,
you are one miserable old man,
your slurring is a equally bad abuse.
yes Helen needs a fall,
a reality shocker,
but its not Erics duty,
its like John Vergo commenting on soccer.
what else can i say,
how about Erics following,
Ant and Dec are his biggest fans,
there impersonations is a delightful swallowing.
Nadine has gone,
she is in for a conservative running,
but the way she defended,
on GMTV it was quite stunning.
back to Eric,
with Helen he has shown foul,
because as vain as she is,
on him humiliating her, she has won this row.



(i hope everyone on this forum enjoys this one poem not on Wednesdays jungle but on the subject of erics nasty side - ps - i think Ant and Dec are superb at comedy - maybe impersonations is a avenue if we ever loose the best reality TV. does anyone else love them as much as me ?)

[GiRTh]

Ashley won cuz she was the only one to say anything out loud about Eric picking on Helen.

[Omah]

Yeah, Eric Bristow, MBE, NPOW ..... :yuk:

[Kizzy]

He is a horror, felt so sorry for helen then nasty old man!
He had a go at rosemary too...I hope he's out next.

[Black Dagger]

Horrible man.

But I don't want him out tonight, Linda and a couple of others should go first.

[Marc]

Eric is a lord.

[Vanessa]

I don't like Eric at all. He's so rude. :nono:

[GiRTh]

I'd like to know how many fags he's smoking a day in there. When he's on camera he always seems to be smoking.

He's behaving like a tw*t TBH. He questions other peoples reasons to be in there but why is he in there is he's gonna be so miserable all the time?

[waterhog]

i dont think you can change your personality and this is what he is like.

[Marcus.]

he evil

[Alf]

eric bristow king of the jungle

[reality1]

Sorry, no not evil, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Thatcher, Reagan, these people are evil, Eric is just a bit to cynical and miserable, but he does make me laugh at times
Another good poem WH!
Really enjoyed the Nadine reference!!

[Kizzy]

He annoyed me too eric, then when linda went I changed my mind.
He is just an old fashioned cockney wind-up merchant, an 'alf garnet' character...
We are so programmed to take offence at everything and everyone now it's silly.

[Omah]

Bristow's a relic of the bad old days ..... :yuk:

[dyfed]

What an arrogant egg head he really is,with a bit of luck he will be voted out soon....

[waterhog]

i do hope so

[the truth]

hes a bit of a pillock but hes certainly highlighting the fact several people in there have zero sense of humour and are unable to laugh at themselves, the posh bloke is top of that list as is the awful charlie off deadenders

[MrWong]

He looks like a bit of a bully because Helen's such an easy target.

David seems up for the banter, why doesn't Eric start on him?

[waterhog]

good point mr wrong - surely a man of his knowledge will no that she is young and lerning and she may well change and regret how she acted. but his has no compassion and its all his way.


the truth - i like what you called Eastenders - i called it that in one of my poems a while back - i am glad its catching on.

[smeagol]

he just speaks what others think he is harmless. would be boring without him

[Omah]

Bristow soon dropped the banter last night when he realised that HE was up for a BTT - I hope that he has to eat anus tonight ..... :evilgrin:

[Mystic Mock]

Helen was obviously trying to get a reaction, Eric though took it so seriously it was shocking, and how does not knowing how to do something not make you independent? everyone needs help on something so by his definition none of us are independent.

[waterhog]

one think that i am independent on - is voting to get him out by supporting who ever he goes up against. no i wont be phoning but some sort of poem to show my support.

[Marcus.]

Helen it too blame

[the truth]

the crafty cockney aka eric bristow, waltzed through his task with no histrionics, he put colin , rosemary and the boring charlie to shame. fair do's he walked the walk tonight

[Omah]

Brave Bristow beats old man to quivering jelly .....:cheer2:

:rolleyes:

[the truth]

Brave Bristow beats old man to quivering jelly .....:cheer2:

:rolleyes:

he hammered the ladies too, one of whom is light years his junior:dance:

[Omah]

he hammered the ladies too, one of whom is light years his junior:dance:

Oh, Bristow Bashes Women - How Brave ..... :dazzler:

[the truth]

Oh, Bristow Bashes Women - How Brave ..... :dazzler:

beat them not bashed them, yes he was brave, way braver than them

[Omah]

beat them not bashed them, yes he was brave, way braver than them

Of course he was, dear ..... :pat:

[the truth]

Of course he was, dear ..... :pat:

pull as many sarcastic faces as u like, he got 260 stars , colin got 80, the ladies got hardly any. thats a darn find beating. eric walked the walk, the others just talked the talk:dance:

[Omah]

pull as many sarcastic faces as u like, he got 260 stars , colin got 80, the ladies got hardly any. thats a darn find beating. eric walked the walk, the others just talked the talk:dance:

Bristow spends too much time in his hammock smoking fags and talking the talk to know what walking the walk is (unless he's going to the dunny .....:joker:) ..... :pipe:

[Omah]

pull as many sarcastic faces as u like, he got 260 stars , colin got 80, the ladies got hardly any. thats a darn find beating. eric walked the walk, the others just talked the talk:dance:

"beating" old men and ladies is "darn find" ..... :banana:

[Alf]

Bristow's a relic of the bad old days ..... :yuk:
what bad old day's? explain when the bad old day's were

[Omah]

what bad old day's? explain when the bad old day's were

It was when :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHnBppccI0o

:laugh2: