Has sooty ever sent you death threats in the mail?

[Shaun]

I think it's best we get all these things out in the open.

[Smithy]

DONT YOU DARE TRY AND BESMIRCH SOOTY'S NAME l

[Jake.]

yes sadly, she did. she said that she was going to hunt me down with s chainsaw and chop me into little bits,..

[Tom4784]

She threatened to club me to death with my collection of gnomes that resemble Emma Bunton.

[King Gizzard]

all those memories I thought I'd seen the last of..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

DONT YOU DARE TRY AND BESMIRCH SOOTY'S NAME l

This. She is my guardian Angel.

[Scarlett.]

Yes, I'm in witness protection right now because of it, and I cannot reveal any details.

[Jords]

All da time but it keeps me on me toes

[Kate!]

Hands up (:D) who else instantly pictured Sooty the orange glove puppet when they saw this?

[Ammi]

..Sooty is the most magical, wonderful and beautiful lady ever....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31JHmNNLCDL._SL500_SX190_CR0,0,190,246_.jpg

..but Sooty, I thought you said you didn't play an instrument...could you explain this please....

http://images.45cat.com/sooty-and-sweep-assisted-by-harry-corbett-bedtime-with-sooty-and-sweep-1961-2.jpg

[Doogle]

Sooty is my wife all of you can go **** yourselves :mad:

[Marc]

She once sent me a napkin with poo smeared in it. With a message saying "die"

[Maia]

She once threatened to maul my family and send Piddles to an animal shelter

[Niall]

She said she'd buy me a cat, let me love and care for it over a period of several months, and then kill it in front of me. :sad:

[Smithy]

Niall showing he's been taking grammar lessons from michael21 there

[Niall]

Niall showing he's been taking grammar lessons from michael21 there

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bkvlAezB1r54nlr.png

[Jake.]

yes sadly, she did. she said that she was going to hunt me down with s chainsaw and chop me into little bits,..

/this is why I should't post when drunk

[Marc]

Bit of a crazy drunk aren't you?

[Smithy]

Bit of a crazy drunk aren't you?

:joker:

[Jake.]

Bit of a crazy drunk aren't you?

Piss off :joker: