Dirtiest sentence without using swear words?

[Benjamin]

My clotted and dripping discharge was oozing down my clammy thighs and it left a moist sensation thrusting through my weeping gash.

[BBfanUSA]

I just ate and I'm feeling a wee bit chubby

[King Gizzard]

dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty spider, dirty.

[Shaun]

Nibble on my chode until it's hard.

[Benjamin]

Penetrate me in the pork rind with your juicy sausage, let me feel the erupting squirt coursing through me.

[Shaun]

Ann Widdecombe.

[King Gizzard]

http://lastfm.jacube.cz/gn.php?u=RageScapioro&fs=8&l=120&t=14&a=2&f=4&o=0&q=+_L+-+_T

[BBfanUSA]

Freddie "Dirty Melons" Sanchez

[Jords]

poo on me

[Ammi]

..this thread is utter filth.....:hmph:

[SharkAttack]

Eating bubble and squeak in a moldy milieu of muck and mire. Removed the sexuality and added in some alliteration. ;)

Buzz Killington: "Who here likes a good story about a bridge?" *sigh*

[Kate!]

You're all depraved.

Except Ammi.

:D

[Jake.]

Deirdre Barlow

[Marc]

Grasp my warm throbbing piece, while I slowly caress your ample and supple bossom and plunge my finger into your moistened vagina and sensually massage you until you breathe orgasmic nothingness into my ear.

[Livia]

Grasp my warm throbbing piece, while I slowly caress your ample and supple bossom and plunge my finger into your moistened vagina and sensually massage you until you breathe orgasmic nothingness into my ear.

Call me...

[Marc]

Mine's not very dirty... just sort of erotic..

[thesheriff443]

two girls and one cup.

[Livia]

Mine's not very dirty... just sort of erotic..

It's a start...

[thesheriff443]

It's a start...

you will teach him,livia.

[Marsh.]

I bet Marc's.... erm.... holding himself whilst reading this thread. :yuk:

[Jesus.]

Ammi naked in a mud bath.

[Marc]

Why are you thinking about me touching myself?... perve

[Munchkins]

This thread has made me feel ill

[Marsh.]

Why are you thinking about me touching myself?... perve

:evilgrin:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

He took out his lubricated fingers before pressing them onto her mound as he watched the efforts of his work squirt out of her swollen sex like a wild river towards his newly painted roof.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Grasp my warm throbbing piece, while I slowly caress your ample and supple bossom and plunge my finger into your moistened vagina and sensually massage you until you breathe orgasmic nothingness into my ear.

Too funny.

[Marcus.]

This thread has made me feel ill

same

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

same

Oh grab a sausage and ram it deep inside your warm velvety meat cage.

[Raph]

..this thread is utter filth.....:hmph:

Yeah what a silly thread :bored:

[Marcus.]

Oh grab a sausage and ram it deep inside your warm velvety meat cage.

no thanks

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Yeah what a silly thread :bored:

Then don't post in it. But I supposed at 28th most loved you can do what you blooming like! http://i50.tinypic.com/24vskfs.gif

[Raph]

Aw sorry :p

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

no thanks

a medieval torture device disguised as a mechanic dildo then? That will be nice deep inside your warm velvetty meat cage.

[Marcus.]

a medieval torture device disguised as a mechanic dildo then? That will be nice deep inside your warm velvetty meat cage.

no thank yoy

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

no thank yoy

a fist then?

[Kate!]

ROFL.

You'll never corrupt BB12 :D

[Marcus.]

a fist then?

nope

[Marcus.]

ROFL.

You'll never corrupt BB12 :D

that right

[Vicky.]

How did I not know about this thread at the time?! :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Oh grab a sausage and ram it deep inside your warm velvety meat cage.

no thanks

Think this is the first time I am ever going to use this smiley..:laugh2:

[Marcus.]

Think this is the first time I am ever going to use this smiley..:laugh2:

wowers
this was i was starting off on this forum when i posted that

[Z]

pmsfl at this thread!!

[reece(:]

Ithinkiloveyoutoo :lovedup:

[Benjamin]

I forgot I had made this thread until today. :laugh:

[*mazedsalv**]

He ploughed her and encouraged her to get more moist. The throbbing sausage then disappeared in her shuttle door as she begged for more only to ask him if he wanted bangers and mash for dinner the next day.

[Glenn.]

I say on the toilet and squeezed the chudnut from my anal canal. The stench rose to my nostrils and filled my nose with the putrid tang of waste.

[Z]

She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.


(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)

[*mazedsalv**]

She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.


(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)

Read your sentence out loud. :joker: You always get those people who get offended if you make the slightest noise in the library. I had hiccups during exam time in the library. The looks I got were like I stole someone's steak.

[Shaun]

cum cum cum cum

[Z]

Come together right now over me

[Shaun]

so glad the status game doesn't apply to tibb

[Shaun]

omg i would actually cry if i had to put "cum cum cum cum" as my fb status :bawling: i don't even want to think about it

[Z]

pmsfl imagine!

[MTVN]

You are getting mud all over my new carpet

[*mazedsalv**]

Her phalange smells, does it not?

[Smithy]

did you just **** on the floor

[Benjamin]

I could feel the pulsating of his lovejunk as it sneezed its gooey liquid deep into my fuzzy inners.

[Glenn.]

Ben you're far too good at this sort of thing :suspect:

[Benjamin]

Ben you're far too good at this sort of thing :suspect:

It's because I'm actually E. L. James.

[Marsh.]

She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/aim/premium/anim_wanking.gif

[Jords]

She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.

(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)

Wait, are you the best friend? :evilgrin: