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bbfan1991
26-11-2012, 02:36 PM
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Germany is to reintroduce a ban on all forms of bestiality.

Newspaper die Tageszeitung reports bestiality has not been illegal in the country since 1969.

Now, if the government successfully enforces the law change, those found guilty could face fines of up to €25,000 (£2,000).

Chairman of the agriculture committee Hans-Michael Goldmann said that they want to stop people pimping or performing "individual sexual acts" on animals.

However, ZETA - a zoophile group - are against the potential new ruling.

A spokesman for the group stated: "Mere concepts of morality have no business being law."

Jake.
26-11-2012, 02:49 PM
Oh ffs /retracts German Visa

Mystic Mock
26-11-2012, 03:52 PM
Oh ffs /retracts German Visa

:joker:

Jesus.
26-11-2012, 03:54 PM
If you have to take measures to ban it, then you have serious problems.

Marcus.
26-11-2012, 03:56 PM
well that an good ban

Mystic Mock
26-11-2012, 04:01 PM
Which country should me and my Cat go to now that Germany has banned sex with animals?

Jesus.
26-11-2012, 04:04 PM
Which country should me and my Cat go to now that Germany has banned sex with animals?

Mockination

Or, the peoples republic of mock.

Z
26-11-2012, 04:06 PM
But that was the best part about living in Germany :(

bbfan1991
26-11-2012, 04:06 PM
Which country should me and my Cat go to now that Germany has banned sex with animals?

No to country, you should consider Catalonia instead?:joker:

Jesus.
26-11-2012, 04:07 PM
But that was the best part about living in Germany :(

I always thought it was the fascism.

Mystic Mock
26-11-2012, 04:07 PM
Mockination

Or, the peoples republic of mock.

They're still in development at the moment, but I will consider it.

Mystic Mock
26-11-2012, 04:08 PM
No to country, you should consider Catalonia instead?:joker:

:joker:

Sam:)
26-11-2012, 04:11 PM
Which country should me and my Cat go to now that Germany has banned sex with animals?

Brings a new meaning to ****ing pussy

Z
26-11-2012, 04:20 PM
Mock, go to Qatar.

Maia
26-11-2012, 04:23 PM
Why would this ever even be legal :crazy:

Jesus.
26-11-2012, 04:27 PM
Why would this ever even be legal :crazy:

I think zee is probably 100% responsible for it's prior legality.

Marcus.
26-11-2012, 04:28 PM
Why would this ever even be legal :crazy:

i know silly people

bbfan1991
26-11-2012, 04:36 PM
Or Kathmandu...