One liners

[King Gizzard]

Can't beat a good one liner...

Peter pan, never gets old does he?

[Kate!]

Katie Price...never shuts her legs does she?

[Smithy]

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

[King Gizzard]

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again

Tim Vine >>>

[Ammi]

...I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat...


..Jimmy Carr...

[thesheriff443]

doe's this rag smell of chloroform to you?

[thesheriff443]

trust is dead bad pay killed him!