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Petershaw1984
01-12-2012, 11:28 PM
When i was younger i used to think that living with a woman woukd mean sex all the time and all day playing playstation......oh how i was wrong

Also thought that telephone wires were electric

MTVN
01-12-2012, 11:33 PM
There's this power station about 25 minutes way from me, next to the sailing club where my Dad keeps his boat

http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/13/63/136336_e10b81c3.jpg

which my Dad used to always tell me was a Giants castle and there were loads of them living there, don't know how but I actually believed that for ages, can remember one day as a kid I was meant to be sleeping on my Dad's boat and I made a huge fuss about how I didn't want to go and broke down crying because I thought the giants would leave their castle in the night and come after me

Petershaw1984
01-12-2012, 11:35 PM
There's this power station about 25 minutes way from me, next to the sailing club where my Dad keeps his boat

http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/13/63/136336_e10b81c3.jpg

which my Dad used to always tell me was a Giants castle and there were loads of them living there, don't know how but I actually believed that for ages, can remember one day as a kid I was meant to be sleeping on my Dad's boat and I made a huge fuss about how I didn't want to go and broke down crying because I thought the giants would leave their castle in the night and come after me

Ha ha ha

Marcus.
01-12-2012, 11:36 PM
i thought the teachers live at school

Petershaw1984
01-12-2012, 11:37 PM
My big sister told me i had had a twin brother and id eaten him in my mums tummy.......she used to say it just before i went to sleep. And told me not to say anything to mum as it brought back bad memories. For a few years if anyone called me greedy id be distraught

Petershaw1984
01-12-2012, 11:37 PM
i thought the teachers live at school

Lol me too

Sarah.
01-12-2012, 11:40 PM
We used to live on a hill that overlooked a lot of the area, and at night you could see all the lights - my mom used to tell me it was Disneyland. :(

Shaun
01-12-2012, 11:43 PM
I used to believe that mince pies were made from beef mince.

Marcus.
01-12-2012, 11:44 PM
Lol me too

i thought that because they were always early

Petershaw1984
02-12-2012, 11:26 AM
I thought my mum and dad didnt have sex................. i was wrong. That night i saw my dads head inbetween mums thighs was the worst night ever......they told me dad was getting a spot from her inside leg.

Kizzy
02-12-2012, 11:43 AM
I used to believe that if the plug came out of the bath I would disappear down the plughole! haha.

Jordan.
02-12-2012, 01:32 PM
I used to believe that mince pies were made from beef mince.

LOL I was gonna say this.

Black Dagger
02-12-2012, 01:35 PM
You know the 'Magic Bus?' my Dad always told me that if we got on it, it'd start flying because it was magic, it never did :idc: