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waterhog
03-12-2012, 07:44 AM
my first night with out my new wife ? 03.12.12

we are not long married,
this secret must not hide,
i am still waiting for the email,
confirming she has accepted to be my bride.
but i am lonely,
this night i did dread,
after our 3 week romance,
i wanted some good head.
we could have taken a shower,
there is nothing i have not seen,
you scrub my back and reverse,
i will even clean the obscene.
a meal in bed,
i would have personally served,
this is heart breaking,
the 1st night i so deserved.
i no about the other 2,
them men that made you pant,
you would have been safe,
if you stay away mostly from Dec and Ant.
please come home,
my first night has been gustily,
this is my deceleration,
with all my heart i love you Ashley.


( after all my poems on this great lady - i think this one could do it. i am so confident i am not even worried about the front page of the paper today 03.12.12 with Dec saying he is interested in my wife ? because i no come the crunch Dec has more money - he is better looking - he has a way with words - he is funny and confident and i can even remember the thing that made him - biker biker biker biker BIKER GROVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE.) i so missed it on sunday - infarct this is a massive gap. anyone else feel the same ?)

Kizzy
03-12-2012, 07:58 AM
Was ok as x factor on, tonight will be the real test...

Marcus.
03-12-2012, 08:02 AM
yep i missed it