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King Gizzard
07-12-2012, 01:41 AM
Ok I'm not saying anyone will end up on death row but you have probably heard of the thing where they get to have anything they want as there last meal, and some of them chose some pretty wacky things
The top ten list below was provided by the Dead Man Eating Weblog.

10. GARY GILMORE, UTAH, 1977— The alpha. The first person executed when the death penalty was reinstated. Hamburger, eggs, potatoes and contraband bourbon. Happy about winning his legal battle for immediate execution, Gilmore spent his last evening dancing with relatives and tossing back a few mini-bottles of smuggled bourbon.

9. THOMAS GRASSO, OKLAHOMA, 1995— The signature meal in “Last Suppers”. Mr. Grasso devoured a dozen steamed mussels, a Burger King double cheeseburger with mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce and tomato, a can of Franco-American spaghetti with meatballs, a mango, half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, and a strawberry milkshake. But, there was a problem. Mr. Grasso had been served spaghetti and meatballs, but had actually requested Spaghetti-O’s. He did not take this slight lightly, his last words included this complaint, “I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this!”

8. TED BUNDY, FLORIDA, 1989— The scourge of Chi-O’s across America, Bundy didn’t eat a special last meal. He was given the traditional steak (medium-rare), eggs (over-easy), hash browns, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, and jelly

7. GERALD MITCHELL, TEXAS, 2001 — one bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers & LEWIS GILBERT, OKLAHOMA, 2003— a half-gallon of vanilla ice cream, a box of assorted cones and a box of Whoppers.

6. TIMOTHY MCVEIGH, THE FEDS, 2001 — 2 pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Federal criminals are limited to a frugal $20 tab for their last meal requests. During the time leading up to his execution, the radical, self-serving, asinine, propagandizing, deluded animal rights group, PETA, spent time corresponding with McVeigh, imploring him to order a meatless last meal.

5. THE IDEALISTS—ROBERT MADDEN, TEXAS, 1997— He asked that his final meal be provided to a homeless person. His request was denied. & ODELL BARNES, JR., TEXAS, 2000—Justice, Equality, World Peace. His request was denied.

4. AILEEN WUORNOS, FLORIDA, 2002— One from the softer side of death row. Wuornos didn’t order a last meal and skipped the regular fare of barbecued chicken, mashed potatoes, apple crisp and tea but had a cup of coffee about 12:30 a.m. Instead, ate a hamburger and other snack food from the prison’s canteen. Later, she drank a cup of coffee. Her story has been portrayed in two movies, three books and an opera.

3. WALTER LAGRAND, ARIZONA, 1999— LaGrand asked for six fried eggs, 16 strips of bacon, one large serving of hash browns, a pint of pineapple sherbet, a breakfast steak, a cup of ice, 7-Up, Dr Pepper, Coke, hot sauce, coffee, two sugar packs. And, as a final item: four Rolaids.

2. JOHN WAYNE GACY, ILLINOIS, 1994— Kentucky Fried Chicken, fried shrimp, french fries, strawberries and Diet Coke. Once you get the Colonel’s recipe of secret herbs and spices in your blood, it’s pretty tough to shake. Gacy, the killer of at least 33 young men, was a former manager of a KFC.

1. ROBERT BUELL, OHIO, 2002—A single black, unpitted olive. Actually, Buell was paying homage to to Victor Ferguer, the last prisoner executed by the federal government until Timothy McVeigh. Ferguer was hanged in 1963. His last meal—an olive with the pit still in it. He told prison officials that he hoped it would sprout from his body an olive tree — a sign of peace. Ferguer’s body was unclaimed by family and was quickly taken away by a funeral home after the execution and buried. His unmarked grave in a barren corner of a public cemetery bears no olive tree.

What would be your last meal if you could have anything before you died?

InOne
07-12-2012, 01:43 AM
A massive Pepperoni Pizza with fries and a large coke.

Only problem is the prisoners cook it so it may not be that nice. Although I've heard they try make it as nice as they can for the person that's dying

King Gizzard
07-12-2012, 01:44 AM
Get dominoes in

Jake.
07-12-2012, 01:44 AM
Ohh I'm lined up for death row on the 14th (fingers crossed) so will give it a think :amazed:

Mystic Mock
07-12-2012, 01:46 AM
Pizza, Burgers, Fries, Coke (both kind lol), Rogan Josh.

King Gizzard
07-12-2012, 01:46 AM
Hmm I would probably have a massive pizza as well, and ice cream and a milkshake

InOne
07-12-2012, 01:46 AM
Could do with a pepperoni passion right now tbh

Brother Leon
07-12-2012, 01:47 AM
Nothing like a cheerful thread before thread :p

Novo
07-12-2012, 01:48 AM
Think i'd go for some Polyjuice Potion

King Gizzard
07-12-2012, 01:48 AM
Throw in a couple of toasted twisters from KFC for starters

Benjamin
07-12-2012, 01:53 AM
I'd make mine a lavish roast beef dinner (rare), with loads of roast tatties, vegetables, yorkshire puddings and a big bowl of apple crumble and cornich vanilla ice cream. Follow that with some beautiful cheeses and biscuits. For drinks I'd have some nice red wine and a bottle of JD and some coke. Then a nice espresso to finish it all off.

Jake.
07-12-2012, 01:54 AM
Bet Charlie would have a side salad, can't be getting fat on death row

Jessica.
07-12-2012, 02:17 AM
Bet Charlie would have a side salad, can't be getting fat on death row

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Mystic Mock
07-12-2012, 02:18 AM
Bet Charlie would have a side salad, can't be getting fat on death row

:joker:

Shaun
07-12-2012, 02:22 AM
Pizza Hut cheesy bites pepperoni pizza, with some nachos. Probably a lot of coke with ice to drink. Maybe a slice of toffee-apple pie for dessert.

King Gizzard
07-12-2012, 02:23 AM
Pizza Hut cheesy bites pepperoni pizza, with some nachos. Probably a lot of coke with ice to drink. Maybe a slice of toffee-apple pie for dessert.

Being a bit cheeky there aren't we shaun

Shaun
07-12-2012, 02:25 AM
you only live once nathan!!

Ammi
07-12-2012, 04:33 AM
..egg and chips...milkshake..hmmm...probably no pudding...oh..maybe a walnut whip...

MTVN
07-12-2012, 04:42 AM
Steak pie, chips, mushy peas, gravy. Lovely stuff

Niamh.
07-12-2012, 10:09 AM
"He did not take this slight lightly, his last words included this complaint, “I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this!” :laugh2:

I'm going to choose two main courses because I can't decide :

Starter :
Chicken and Cheese Rolls from the Chinese
Meat Samosa

Main :
Chicken Dhansak with pilau rice
Freshly caught Mackerel with fried potatoes

Dessert :

Apple Crumble with custard

I'd have bottle of Rose wine to wash it down

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
07-12-2012, 10:14 AM
Bet Charlie would have a side salad, can't be getting fat on death row

omg :joker:

Livia
07-12-2012, 11:21 AM
I'd have my lawyers b*ll*cks with a side of cyanide.

Jesus.
07-12-2012, 11:24 AM
Sea food platter to start

Roast Lamb for main.

T-bone steak for desert.

Bovril for a drink.

If I never taste meat again, I want meaty things for my last meal.

Livia
07-12-2012, 11:26 AM
Sea food platter to start

Roast Lamb for main.

T-bone steak for desert.

Bovril for a drink.

If I never taste meat again, I want meaty things for my last meal.

Oh I think there'll be lots of barbecues where you're going JHC.....

Jesus.
07-12-2012, 11:28 AM
Oh I think there'll be lots of barbecues where you're going JHC.....

How very dare you :devil:

Although I'm sure the truth agrees with you :joker:

Livia
07-12-2012, 11:34 AM
How very dare you :devil:

Although I'm sure the truth agrees with you :joker:

Yes, Hell. Just one more wacky concept he'll grasp with both hands.

To quote Howard in The Big Bang, "Jews don't have hell, they have acid reflux".

Me. I Am Salman
07-12-2012, 03:32 PM
I don't think I could eat knowing it was my last ever meal D;