Glenn's Last Night of Freedom 22/12/12

[Glenn.]

Saturday 22nd December 2012

Booze
Music
Nibbles
Nipples

Are you in?

[Marcus.]

oh cool if you what me there i will be there

[Glenn.]

It looks like its just me and you Marcus :joker:

[Marcus.]

It looks like its just me and you Marcus :joker:

i know

but we have fun

[Black Dagger]

I've booked Paddy for the night, I'm in :amazed:

[Jarrod]

I'd pop along if you'd like (:

[Marcus.]

told you Glenn

[Jesus.]

I'm washing my beard, so I may be fashionably late.

[Glenn.]

I've booked Paddy for the night, I'm in :amazed:

:amazed:

asdfgkjhuio

[Glenn.]

I'd pop along if you'd like (:

If you accept you did wrong opening a thread on Doctor Who then you can :hmph:
I'm only somewhat being serious

[Glenn.]

I've booked Paddy for the night, I'm in :amazed:

'Old on. I still get him over Christmas right? I've already brought the flavored condoms? :suspect:

[Black Dagger]

'Old on. I still get him over Christmas right? I've already brought the flavored condoms? :suspect:

Yeah, I said I'd have him for new year :amazed:

[Marcus.]

Yeah, I said I'd have him for new year :amazed:

you too going to share

[Glenn.]

How amazing would a night with him be though :love:
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/awe_simon_cowell.gif


And Marcus. Do you like men?:suspect:

[Marcus.]

How amazing would a night with him be though :love:
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/awe_simon_cowell.gif


And Marcus. Do you like men?:suspect:

no why

[Glenn.]

Just wondered.

Yes me and Lucas share him. Lucas is a greedy bastard with him though :hmph:

[Marcus.]

Just wondered.

Yes me and Lucas share him. Lucas is a greedy bastard with him though :hmph:

oh would he be

[Jarrod]

If you accept you did wrong opening a thread on Doctor Who then you can :hmph:
I'm only somewhat being serious

:suspect: Well, that shall not be.




jks.

[Glenn.]

:hmph:

[Marcus.]

that not nice

[Jesus.]

no why

It may have been the glee thing.

[Marcus.]

It may have been the glee thing.

not it not

[Kate!]

- sneaks in at the back with Vanessa to spy -

[Vanessa]

- sneaks in at the back with Vanessa to spy -

I'm here! Where's the booze? :devil::joker:

[Marcus.]

I'm here! Where's the booze? :devil::joker:

you guy can not be in her lads only

[Kate!]

Ssssh Ness.

:laugh2:

[Marcus.]

- sneaks in at the back with Vanessa to spy -

you guy can not be in her lads only

sorry

[Vanessa]

you guy can not be in her lads only

Guys have invaded our hen thread, so we're returning the favour! :pipe:

[Marcus.]

Ssssh Ness.

:laugh2:

bye bye ladies

[Vanessa]

Ssssh Ness.

:laugh2:

Ooops! :joker:

[Marcus.]

Guys have invaded our hen thread, so we're returning the favour! :pipe:

but we got out of your thread

[Glenn.]

Vanessa please. We are naked in here.

[Marcus.]

Vanessa please. We are naked in here.

yeah i know

[Vanessa]

Vanessa please. We are naked in here.

:amazed::amazed::amazed::amazed:

[Kate!]

:amazed: we picked a good time to invade Ness!

[Marcus.]

:amazed::amazed::amazed::amazed:

go away please

[Marcus.]

:amazed: we picked a good time to invade Ness!

we it not an good time for us

[Kate!]

Spoilsport :p

[Glenn.]

-wraps towel around waist-

[Kate!]

- needs cold shower -

:evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

-wraps towel around waist-

dose the same thing

[Marcus.]

- needs cold shower -

:evilgrin:

well go to you hen party and get one girl

[Glenn.]

You girls just interrupted some man on man bonding time :bored:

I hope you're happy.

[Vanessa]

*Whips all the towels off* :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[Glenn.]

-urinates on Vanessa- :idc:

[Kate!]

Right come on Ness, let's go talk about them in our thread.

Behave Glenn.:nono:

[Marcus.]

*Whips all the towels off* :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

put it back on

[Marcus.]

You girls just interrupted some man on man bonding time :bored:

I hope you're happy.

yeah they were

[Kate!]

:evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

Right come on Ness, let's go talk about them in our thread.

Behave Glenn.:nono:

i will keep i eye on him

[Vanessa]

-urinates on Vanessa- :idc:

:nono: *Throws beer at Glenn*

[Marcus.]

:nono: *Throws beer at Glenn*

stop it now

[Kate!]

Marcus, do not lead my hubby astray. I've heard all about your wild ways.

[Vanessa]

Marcus, do not lead my hubby astray. I've heard all about your wild ways.

:joker:

[Marcus.]

Marcus, do not lead my hubby astray. I've heard all about your wild ways.

ok i will behave and make sure he dose as well

[Kate!]

Vanessa is my hridesmaid you know.

- pours cider for us -

[Glenn.]

-takes empty bottle out of Vanessa's hands and throws it at her face-

Come on Marcus. This strippers taking her clothes off to nobody at the minute.

[Marcus.]

Vanessa is my hridesmaid you know.

- pours cider for us -

oh cool well done to her

[Marcus.]

-takes empty bottle out of Vanessa's hands and throws it at her face-

Come on Marcus. This strippers taking her clothes off to nobody at the minute.

ok glenn

[Glenn.]

We are auditioning *****s for the big event. We are judges.

[Marcus.]

We are auditioning *****s for the big event. We are judges.

yes we are

[Kate!]

:nono: right, I won't act out your stockbroker fantasy any more.

[Marcus.]

:nono: right, I won't act out your stockbroker fantasy any more.

oh bye bye have fun

[Glenn.]

Then you won't get to see Paddy naked :hmph:

[Vanessa]

-takes empty bottle out of Vanessa's hands and throws it at her face-

Come on Marcus. This strippers taking her clothes off to nobody at the minute.

This is just tit for tat now. :bored:

[Marcus.]

This is just tit for tat now. :bored:

yeah i know

[Kate!]

Dammit Glenn :hmph:

[Glenn.]

If you will excuse us ladies me and Marcus are busy

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/stripper-pole.jpg

Arse- 10/10
Tattoo- 10/10
Blonde Hair 10/10

[Marcus.]

Dammit Glenn :hmph:

he got you here

[Marcus.]

If you will excuse us ladies me and Marcus are busy

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/stripper-pole.jpg

Arse- 10/10
Tattoo- 10/10
Blonde Hair 10/10

do you think we got a winner

[Kazanne]

you guy can not be in her lads only

Hello Marcus hows your plans going?:joker::wavey:

[Kate!]

I'm not blonde. Swine. :hmph:

Brunettes are sexier.

[Kate!]

Ha. Now Kazanne is here. :D

[Marcus.]

Hello Marcus hows your plans going?:joker::wavey:

hi kazcracker it going fab

[Glenn.]

I like blondes and brunettes equally

Yes Marcus. I think this one will do. Send her to the back room and get her started on the washing up. We don't need her services yet.

[Marcus.]

Ha. Now Kazanne is here. :D

ladies can you do us a big favor at let i be to do are work please

thanks

[Marcus.]

I like blondes and brunettes equally

Yes Marcus. I think this one will do. Send her to the back room and get her started on the washing up. We don't need her services yet.

ok it your party
walk her to the back room

[Glenn.]

Make her cook me something too. Something nice.

[Marcus.]

Make her cook me something too. Something nice.

walk off to tell her that

shout what would you like

[Glenn.]

The iron is gathering dust too. Tell her to use it when she's polished it.

/propergeezer

[Marcus.]

The iron is gathering dust too. Tell her to use it when she's polished it.

/propergeezer

yep

its your party you call the shots

walks of to tell her that

[Kate!]

The iron is gathering dust too. Tell her to use it when she's polished it.

/propergeezer

Smh.

[Marcus.]

Smh.

i know

but it hes party so

[Glenn.]

Get used to it sweetheart. When that ring is on your finger, I expect it to be shining from the end of a mop.

[Marcus.]

Get used to it sweetheart. When that ring is on your finger, I expect it to be shining from the end of a mop.

oh that not nice

[Glenn.]

Nipples ✔
Booze ✔
Music ✔
Nibbles

We need nibbles Marcus. I'll get them the day before.

Shall we have some fun with the stripper.

You want the front or back?

[Marcus.]

Nipples ✔
Booze ✔
Music ✔
Nibbles

We need nibbles Marcus. I'll get them the day before.

Shall we have some fun with the stripper.

You want the front or back?

you pick it your party

[Kate!]

Get used to it sweetheart. When that ring is on your finger, I expect it to be shining from the end of a mop.

You get used to this sweetcheeks. When I whistle I expect you to come running. Naked.

[Marcus.]

You get used to this sweetcheeks. When I whistle I expect you to come running. Naked.

oh snap

[Glenn.]

I'm sure something can be arranged :idc:

[Glenn.]

Marcus as its your birthday I'll let you take her all for yourself. Rubber up though. There's some flavoured condoms in the draw.

[Marcus.]

I'm sure something can be arranged :idc:

walk way around the room

[Marcus.]

Marcus as its your birthday I'll let you take her all for yourself. Rubber up though. There's some flavoured condoms in the draw.

thank you sir

get some and walks of

[Kate!]

I'm not sure who is corrupting who in here.

[Glenn.]

Kate Marcus is getting laid at the minute. Please don't interrupt him. Its his birthday.

[Marcus.]

I'm not sure who is corrupting who in here.

same here

[Glenn.]

Marcus all you need to know is women are objects that men own.

[Marcus.]

Marcus all you need to know is women are objects that men own.

oh right

[Glenn.]

If they don't put out, throw them out

[Marcus.]

we nearly sorted

[Marcus.]

If they don't put out, throw them out

right

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Marcus.]

:joker:

your turning me evil
and do you know i liking it

[Glenn.]

:devil:

[Marcus.]

:devil:

:joker::devil:

[Benjamin]

I'm in for my complimentary glass of champagne and poppadom. I have to out in a wee bit though, it's my marketing day.

[Marcus.]

I'm in for my complimentary glass of champagne and poppadom. I have to out in a wee bit though, it's my marketing day.

oh cool the stag starts on 22 dec

[Glenn.]

Ben the stag isn't until the 22nd anyway.

[Marcus.]

Ben the stag isn't until the 22nd anyway.

yep so do what you need to do there but come here on the 22nd for an fab stag to

[Marcus.]

she did all that

[Glenn.]

Yeah she's hoovering.

[Marcus.]

Yeah she's hoovering.

we did an tidy place for the party

[Marcus.]

Yeah she's hoovering.

cool

[thesheriff443]

mr hetrosexual walks in and its show time!

[Marcus.]

mr hetrosexual walks in and its show time!

oh its sound like and good stag do

[Glenn.]

Sheriff the ***** is out back doing the washing up. We've paid for her services. She's here to do whatever if you want a moment alone?

[Jake.]

As your vicar, I'm 100% in

[Glenn.]

The vicar wants to get ball deep in the *****? :amazed:

[Jake.]

Yes please :amazed:

[Jake.]

Jesus gonna be pissed tho

[Glenn.]

We'll lock that bible basher in the cupboard.

[Kate!]

You're bloody well corrupting Jake as well now.

:nono:

[Glenn.]

Woman! leave. this is no place for you

[Kate!]

Woman! leave. this is no place for you

No :tongue:

[thesheriff443]

No :tongue:

come with me kate!:hugesmile::banana::banana:

[Jake.]

Kate piss off

[Glenn.]

Man that ***** is dirty. The stripper not Kate.

[Marcus.]

what we going to do with the The stripper

[Marcus.]

Man that ***** is dirty. The stripper not Kate.

what would you like The stripper to do sir

[Glenn.]

She can scrub that floor again, the useless wench. Its filthy

[Josy]

Wtf is this

[Marcus.]

She can scrub that floor again, the useless wench. Its filthy

right cool

[Marcus.]

Wtf is this

oh they having a tibb wedding

but first they are having and hen and stag do on here

hen - 20 dec
stag -23 dec
wedding 24 dec

[Josy]

Hardly anyone will be around, it's almost Christmas :laugh:

[Marcus.]

Hardly anyone will be around, it's almost Christmas :laugh:

we he tried to get people up for it

[Marcus.]

sorry
The wedding is on the 23rd
The Stag is on the 22nd

[Marcus.]

sorry to ask but what time

[Marcus.]

starts at 8pm

[Glenn.]

Spambot you are not invited!

****!

[Glenn.]

sure enough g t f o is filtered :bored:

[Marcus.]

Spambot you are not invited!

****!

they would post anywhere

[Kazanne]

Just popping in to see if you naughty boys are behaving yourselves:devil:
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/SEXY-POLICE-UNIFORM-Fancydress-party-Costume-hen-night-outfit-8-10-12-14-/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/$(KGrHqZ,!jgE8)CRfCDyBPZkD(zGjw~~60_35.JPG

[Marcus.]

Just popping in to see if you naughty boys are behaving yourselves:devil:
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/SEXY-POLICE-UNIFORM-Fancydress-party-Costume-hen-night-outfit-8-10-12-14-/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/$(KGrHqZ,!jgE8)CRfCDyBPZkD(zGjw~~60_35.JPG

oh we are:evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

oh i forgot the girl are making me make sandwiches

[Jake.]

You wait Glenn by the time this stag is over you will have seen enough tits to put you off for life oh wait

[Kazanne]

oh i forgot the girl are making me make sandwiches

Ahem,MARCUS,you have it the wrong way round,we are still waiting,at this rate they'll be crusty round the edges!!!! I might have to get Becky to sit on your face:joker::joker:but you might like that,so I'll think of another punishment if our sarnies dont arrive!:elephant:

[Kate!]

Ahem,MARCUS,you have it the wrong way round,we are still waiting,at this rate they'll be crusty round the edges!!!! I might have to get Becky to sit on your face:joker::joker:but you might like that,so I'll think of another punishment if our sarnies dont arrive!:elephant:

Kazanne :laugh3:

[Jake.]

Ahem,MARCUS,you have it the wrong way round,we are still waiting,at this rate they'll be crusty round the edges!!!! I might have to get Becky to sit on your face:joker::joker:but you might like that,so I'll think of another punishment if our sarnies dont arrive!:elephant:

That would be like a 5 year old in a sweet shop

[Marcus.]

Ahem,MARCUS,you have it the wrong way round,we are still waiting,at this rate they'll be crusty round the edges!!!! I might have to get Becky to sit on your face:joker::joker:but you might like that,so I'll think of another punishment if our sarnies dont arrive!:elephant:

well sorry at mo i a bit busy so you have to wait an bit longer

[Marcus.]

You wait Glenn by the time this stag is over you will have seen apenough tits to put you off for life oh wait

will that sound like an good sent off

[Marcus.]

Ahem,MARCUS,you have it the wrong way round,we are still waiting,at this rate they'll be crusty round the edges!!!! I might have to get Becky to sit on your face:joker::joker:but you might like that,so I'll think of another punishment if our sarnies dont arrive!:elephant:

oh what you got in mind:evilgrin:

[Kazanne]

Kazanne :laugh3:

:joker::joker:i kinda worded it wrong,marcus will never finish these sarnies with that thought in his mind:joker:

[Kazanne]

oh what you got in mind:evilgrin:

I might shove this stilletto where the sun dont shine marcus,the girls are getting hungry!!!!

[Marcus.]

:joker::joker:i kinda worded it wrong,marcus will never finish these sarnies with that thought in his mind:joker:

yeah i will not yum thought:evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

I might shove this stilletto where the sun dont shine marcus,the girls are getting hungry!!!!

well thank not nice
and
the girls will have to wait

[Marcus.]

here a sandwich

[Kate!]

Lol Marcus

I have Dylan to give me away, Jake for vicar and Jenna for dj - all sorted :D

[Marcus.]

Lol Marcus

I have Dylan to give me away, Jake for vicar and Jenna for dj - all sorted :D

well you ask for on so i did

we just need for glenn stag is food

[Marcus.]

i let the stripper have an walk around the place not out ok Glenn

[Kazanne]

here a sandwich

:joker::joker::joker::joker:I LOVE you Marcus:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:I LOVE you Marcus:hugesmile:

awww thanks kazcracker :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

bump

[Kazanne]

bump

Marcus,what are you wearing to Glenns stag?:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

Marcus,what are you wearing to Glenns stag?:hugesmile:

a t-shirt and tourse why kaz

:evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

Marcus,what are you wearing to Glenns stag?:hugesmile:

why do you what to know:evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

why do you what to know:evilgrin:

come on kaz

[Kazanne]

come on kaz

i just thought i bet you look 'dapper' in a suit:hugesmile:be back on later marcus,got a birthday dinner to go to

[Marcus.]

i just thought i bet you look 'dapper' in a suit:hugesmile:

or thank you kaz

i look really fit in one:evilgrin:

[Kazanne]

or thank you kaz

i look really fit in one:evilgrin:

Pics on here marcus by the time I come back tonight:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

Pics on here marcus by the time I come back tonight:hugesmile:

oh i got no pic of me in suits sorry love:evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

2 day to go

[Kate!]

Never mind bumping this Mr Shining Star, lol. Mine is first :p

[Marcus.]

Never mind bumping this Mr Shining Star, lol. Mine is first :p

oh ok girl