The 19 Most Mystifying Cher Tweets of 2012

[Me. I Am Salman]

At the intersection of celebrity and "weird twitter," there is the personal twitter account of singer Cher.

Her tweets read alternately, like horse_ebooks source material, /aLL CAPS EMAIL FORWARDS FROMM.YOUR AUNT, and the sly jokes of a professional adult woman who is capable of functioning in the real world. Her misspellings she attributes to either passion or dyslexia. Her feed boasts an average of 1000 tweets per day.

Here are 19 of Cher's 20 Best Tweets of 2012. (In order to see #20 which, surely, is still to come, follow @Cher sometime between now and New Years.)

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http://gawker.com/5970229/can-anyone-c-me-the-19-most-mystifying-cher-tweets-of-2012

where is wtf is mdna :(

[Saph]

can anyone c me

:laugh2: I love Cher

[Harry!]

Cher's Tweets are hilarious, it is like reading a magical language.

[Saph]

I wish I could go but maybe left cheek looks 2 much like blow fish! Small blow fish!

[Harry!]

Cher has spoken out on her Twitter, her response is naturally funny. https://twitter.com/cher

[Marc]

'Is it 29?'

:joker: what the ****?