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lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 07:06 PM
Bored of boring housemates???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyM9HNoxvk&list=HL1356784637

Love it/ Hate it ?! LET ME KNOW! I wont cry i promise! :joker:

Just like a dancing elephant! :elephant:

Ammi
05-01-2013, 07:09 PM
..I liked it ...you seem nice Lisa..I think you would make a good housemate...



..you can get something from the chemist for that dryness though....:wink:

reece(:
05-01-2013, 07:10 PM
Nice potential, different from the usual bunch we get too (as you said).. but the producers could be insulted by that

Marcus.
05-01-2013, 07:11 PM
it was good you make a fab housemate

and welcome to the froum

Jords
05-01-2013, 07:15 PM
Actually thought it was a pretty good audition vid! Like ya!

newsbb
05-01-2013, 07:15 PM
goodluck

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 08:06 PM
Clearly some nob doesnt have the balls to say they think i am ****ing idiot just posts on a poll! Man up!

But thanks troops =) Its hard to know what people will like, my friends think i would get in no question about it but they see me on a daily basis, recording a self selling video is somewhat of a ball ache! But hey hoe only time will tell!

Share with ya friends not because i am some sort of internet ***** but i'd love to hear what people think of my personality, after all its about the only thing i have going for me so if thats **** i may aswell find a cliff now.. :colour:

I've Got Class
05-01-2013, 08:09 PM
You'd be so good lmao, made me laugh!

reece(:
05-01-2013, 08:16 PM
and if you vote the boring ones out, that would be all well and dandy :pipe:

BizarreCharisma
05-01-2013, 08:22 PM
I loved ya personally, apart from being messy you're so much like me personality wise :spin:

I would like to see you in there :)

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 08:22 PM
I genuinely believe i would be one of first out if i ever did get in!

I am very judgemental, but my gut is rarely wrong!

The likes of Deana, Luke S, Aaron, i'd of been at fxxking war with. Boring boring beans!

I cant stand people that are obviously fake, people that think there funny, or bullies.. Why i wanna go in the house i do not know lol!

I'd definatly say what everyone is thinking and doesnt have the balls to say. But thats just me! I wouldnt act like something i am not, most people going in with a gameplan and i genuinely have no clue why! Way i see it is you go in a loser, if you win thats a bonus. But if you lose by been fake, how would you know if been real would of changed that??? You never would and your stuck been somebody everybody hates.

Where as if your yourself from word go.. Your mates are still gonna love you regardless!

Honesty is the best policy! :devil:

Jesus.
05-01-2013, 08:23 PM
]Clearly some nob doesnt have the balls to say they think i am ****ing idiot just posts on a poll! Man up!
[/B]
But thanks troops =) Its hard to know what people will like, my friends think i would get in no question about it but they see me on a daily basis, recording a self selling video is somewhat of a ball ache! But hey hoe only time will tell!

Share with ya friends not because i am some sort of internet ***** but i'd love to hear what people think of my personality, after all its about the only thing i have going for me so if thats **** i may aswell find a cliff now.. :colour:

I just voted the idiot, purely for this post. If you're going to put up a public poll, the public are going to give their opinions. Regardless of whether they are the ones you wanted to hear.

On the other hand, good luck getting on the show.

InOne
05-01-2013, 08:25 PM
Clearly some nob doesnt have the balls to say they think i am ****ing idiot just posts on a poll! Man up!

But thanks troops =) Its hard to know what people will like, my friends think i would get in no question about it but they see me on a daily basis, recording a self selling video is somewhat of a ball ache! But hey hoe only time will tell!

Share with ya friends not because i am some sort of internet ***** but i'd love to hear what people think of my personality, after all its about the only thing i have going for me so if thats **** i may aswell find a cliff now.. :colour:

No, just no.

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 08:27 PM
I dont know if you seem to think i am bothered by people thinking i am an idiot?

The point to that post was if you think i am atleast have the balls to say so or say why! I genuinely couldnt care what people think about me, too late to change my ways now!

So just to correct you, My post is there for the public, i have given the options, but love or hate i dont care!

Enjoy your first saturday evening of twenty 13 dudeeee x

BizarreCharisma
05-01-2013, 08:30 PM
In fairness she wouldn't make an audition if she was scared of being disliked.

To be blunt Lisa I doubt they'd put you in. You don't really fit the characteristics of who normally goes in.

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 08:32 PM
My expectations arent all that high either!

And yes i am not bothered, just interested. I think my sarcasim has been mistaking for someone that genuinely would give a sh*t but i really dont!

I wont lose no sleep over it i promise :dance:

Jesus.
05-01-2013, 08:33 PM
I dont know if you seem to think i am bothered by people thinking i am an idiot?

The point to that post was if you think i am atleast have the balls to say so or say why! I genuinely couldnt care what people think about me, too late to change my ways now!

So just to correct you, My post is there for the public, i have given the options, but love or hate i dont care!

Enjoy your first saturday evening of twenty 13 dudeeee x

Well you did seem to take it pretty badly when someone voted "idiot".

You would have been better leaving the poll off and asking for feedback as comments.

Good King Glennceslas
05-01-2013, 08:36 PM
Sod going on BB, I think you need to stay on TiBB full time. You're a bit if a twat tbh :idc:

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 08:39 PM
I dont think i could say it much more jesus christ super star who ever you are but NO i am not bothered my lovely! It bored me that someone would think that and not say why, regardless of there reason i still wouldnt take offence, its called been curious, interested however youd like to word it. NOT BOTHERED one million times later.. do you have the jist? x x x

Good King Glennceslas
05-01-2013, 08:41 PM
I voted ****ing idiot because I say it how I sees it:shrug:

Apple202
05-01-2013, 08:42 PM
erm I liked the video but the way your posts in this thread are kinda putting me off :shrug:

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 08:42 PM
Appreciate your honesty my lovely! x

GiRTh
05-01-2013, 08:44 PM
Give it an hour before this thread is closed.:pipe:

Petershaw1984
05-01-2013, 08:46 PM
Best of luck pal

Jesus.
05-01-2013, 08:46 PM
I dont think i could say it much more jesus christ super star who ever you are but NO i am not bothered my lovely! It bored me that someone would think that and not say why, regardless of there reason i still wouldnt take offence, its called been curious, interested however youd like to word it. NOT BOTHERED one million times later.. do you have the jist? x x x

The superstar part is optional, but I'll take it.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28848129.jpg

Petershaw1984
05-01-2013, 08:47 PM
Marcus will love you

Petershaw1984
05-01-2013, 08:48 PM
I really hope you get in chick. You do seem a laugh

Livia
05-01-2013, 08:48 PM
Idiot. You did ask.

Ammi
05-01-2013, 08:48 PM
The superstar part is optional, but I'll take it.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28848129.jpg

..isn't the next line to that...who are you..?

Black Dagger
05-01-2013, 08:49 PM
I'd click on 'love the twat' but sadly I don't :sad:.

Homsexual you see.

But you seem pleasant enough.

Jesus.
05-01-2013, 08:50 PM
..isn't the next line to that...who are you..?

I'm a selective quote miner.

Good King Glennceslas
05-01-2013, 08:51 PM
Marcus will love you

:joker:

Petershaw1984
05-01-2013, 08:57 PM
:joker:

Expect him to add her to his sig anytime now followed by an appreciation thread

Doogle
05-01-2013, 08:58 PM
Marcus will love you
this is so shady I can't http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png

Good King Glennceslas
05-01-2013, 09:00 PM
Expect him to add her to his sig anytime now followed by an appreciation thread

Omfg :laugh3:

Firewire
05-01-2013, 09:00 PM
Marcus will love you

:laugh2:

TheManWhoLaughs
05-01-2013, 09:02 PM
I voted idiot but I would have voted for 'meh' instead.

I don't think there was anything in there that seemed like you would be entertaining, unless you brought an editing suite in with you.

And saying you wouldn't get on with Deana or Aaron who were two of the more interesting HMs doesn't bode well :conf:

Petershaw1984
05-01-2013, 09:16 PM
Omfg :laugh3:

Its gunna happen

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 09:17 PM
lol.
I wouldn't close the post after negative comments, i have a spine! How would anyone cope on big brother if they couldn't take the bad?? I think its hard to interpret a personality from comments i'm very sarcastic and blunt. My point again is i don't care about the negative comments. Its all part of the game. Its just a bit of fun! Take it with a pinch of salt. My foot lives in my mouth. But i say what i think regardless. Interpret it how you may! I'm not trying to offend anyone by defending my comments. Nor do i take offence to the comments written about me! If people read them wrong they read them wrong! End of the day i.ll wake up tomorrow.. My life will go on as will everyone elses! I'm not taking this seriously so why other people are is beyond me! :) x

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 09:25 PM
lol.
I wouldn't close the post after negative comments, i have a spine! How would anyone cope on big brother if they couldn't take the bad?? I think its hard to interpret a personality from comments i'm very sarcastic and blunt. My point again is i don't care about the negative comments. Its all part of the game. Its just a bit of fun! Take it with a pinch of salt. My foot lives in my mouth. But i say what i think regardless. Interpret it how you may! I'm not trying to offend anyone by defending my comments. Nor do i take offence to the comments written about me! If people read them wrong they read them wrong! End of the day i.ll wake up tomorrow.. My life will go on as will everyone elses! I'm not taking this seriously so why other people are is beyond me! :) x

Marcus.
05-01-2013, 09:27 PM
lol.
I wouldn't close the post after negative comments, i have a spine! How would anyone cope on big brother if they couldn't take the bad?? I think its hard to interpret a personality from comments i'm very sarcastic and blunt. My point again is i don't care about the negative comments. Its all part of the game. Its just a bit of fun! Take it with a pinch of salt. My foot lives in my mouth. But i say what i think regardless. Interpret it how you may! I'm not trying to offend anyone by defending my comments. Nor do i take offence to the comments written about me! If people read them wrong they read them wrong! End of the day i.ll wake up tomorrow.. My life will go on as will everyone elses! I'm not taking this seriously so why other people are is beyond me! :) x

you go girl

Jesus.
05-01-2013, 09:34 PM
you go girl

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f3bd6a1dfe64da369ce062584e8a7e5/tumblr_mg1d9qcclh1reh8ofo5_250.gif

lisaduranx
05-01-2013, 09:36 PM
On another note, the fat jibes don't bother me at all. Probably least over everything.. I'm fat get over it!

Livia
05-01-2013, 09:37 PM
lol.
I wouldn't close the post after negative comments, i have a spine! How would anyone cope on big brother if they couldn't take the bad?? I think its hard to interpret a personality from comments i'm very sarcastic and blunt. My point again is i don't care about the negative comments. Its all part of the game. Its just a bit of fun! Take it with a pinch of salt. My foot lives in my mouth. But i say what i think regardless. Interpret it how you may! I'm not trying to offend anyone by defending my comments. Nor do i take offence to the comments written about me! If people read them wrong they read them wrong! End of the day i.ll wake up tomorrow.. My life will go on as will everyone elses! I'm not taking this seriously so why other people are is beyond me! :) x

Gun Fight at the Cliché Corral.

Marcus.
05-01-2013, 09:38 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f3bd6a1dfe64da369ce062584e8a7e5/tumblr_mg1d9qcclh1reh8ofo5_250.gif

what with you and the sig can i ask

Petershaw1984
05-01-2013, 09:53 PM
lol.
I wouldn't close the post after negative comments, i have a spine! How would anyone cope on big brother if they couldn't take the bad?? I think its hard to interpret a personality from comments i'm very sarcastic and blunt. My point again is i don't care about the negative comments. Its all part of the game. Its just a bit of fun! Take it with a pinch of salt. My foot lives in my mouth. But i say what i think regardless. Interpret it how you may! I'm not trying to offend anyone by defending my comments. Nor do i take offence to the comments written about me! If people read them wrong they read them wrong! End of the day i.ll wake up tomorrow.. My life will go on as will everyone elses! I'm not taking this seriously so why other people are is beyond me! :) x


I like you. Very down to earth and similar to myself. Good luck again

Jesus.
05-01-2013, 09:57 PM
what with you and the sig can i ask

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f3bd6a1dfe64da369ce062584e8a7e5/tumblr_mg1d9qcclh1reh8ofo5_250.gif

Doogle
05-01-2013, 09:57 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f3bd6a1dfe64da369ce062584e8a7e5/tumblr_mg1d9qcclh1reh8ofo5_250.gif

I love you

Mitchell
06-01-2013, 03:49 AM
Haha I really loved that, your hilarious. Big Brother need to put you in now.

reece(:
06-01-2013, 04:00 AM
you should stay on the forum :hugesmile:

Withano
06-01-2013, 05:08 AM
I dont know if you seem to think i am bothered by people thinking i am an idiot?
x

To be honest, I think you want people to think you're an idiot. I think you're just a fan of the show and you're trying to be as controversial as possible in the hope to get in. I hope it works for you, but if I can see through it, I'm sure Big Brother producers who watch hundreds of videos a day can see through it too.

Good luck..

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 10:51 AM
i absolutly love how you have implyed i am fake! Thats brilliant. I think its somewhat ironic how your able to see right through me and my act at been controversial when clearly i am indeed just that. As i don't have an faq of quick fire responses to every random post thats been written i think its safe to say i am just that god damn smart. Splitting opinion and obviously been one controversial person! Your eyes clearly do deceive you my lovely. I would never try to be something i am not! Your shallowness leaves me with a feeling of pitty, has it never crossed your mind that why yes there are people acting it up, but then you do get the real ones amongst the pile! Do i offend you in some way maybe? Is that perhaps why you'd deem me as an act? Either way your character judging is very wrong. Enjoy your day x x

Jesus.
06-01-2013, 10:57 AM
Everyone splits opinion on forums. Even I'm not liked by everyone (I know what you're thinking - that's crazy), but you do seem to see what people are writing, then interpret it to your own ends.

One final thing, in my experience when people continually say they are not bothered by something, then they generally are.

Jesus.
06-01-2013, 11:03 AM
To be honest, I think you want people to think you're an idiot. I think you're just a fan of the show and you're trying to be as controversial as possible in the hope to get in. I hope it works for you, but if I can see through it, I'm sure Big Brother producers who watch hundreds of videos a day can see through it too.

Good luck..

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Or2eXpBg--Q/TjQuErp0fMI/AAAAAAAABBo/Dje9MzNpu9E/s1600/borat.jpg

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 11:10 AM
watched it,i have seen many people audition in the picking pens over the years, you would not get past the first round!
its an ego thing,you are nice,but nice dont get you on bigbrother.

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 11:51 AM
lmao. I clearly am detestated by it! My whole lifes been brought to a massive stand still because a few people hiding behind pictures copied from google and a "funny" fake name don't like me. Distraught.
On the other hand no i'm probably not who there gonna pick. I don't have an agent, want to be famous or find myself eating lettuce everyday in a bid to become a page 3 model. I'm all for the experience. Whatever happens i'm looking forward to bb this year. If that means screaming at the tv and ranting on fb to get my voice heard then so be it :) x

Jesus.
06-01-2013, 11:54 AM
lmao. I clearly am detestated by it! My whole lifes been brought to a massive stand still because a few people hiding behind pictures copied from google and a "funny" fake name don't like me. Distraught.
On the other hand no i'm probably not who there gonna pick. I don't have an agent, want to be famous or find myself eating lettuce everyday in a bid to become a page 3 model. I'm all for the experience. Whatever happens i'm looking forward to bb this year. If that means screaming at the tv and ranting on fb to get my voice heard then so be it :) x

Try not to be quite so detestated by it.

You should definitely stick around here though, you seem like you could be entertaining.

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 12:01 PM
lmao. I clearly am detestated by it! My whole lifes been brought to a massive stand still because a few people hiding behind pictures copied from google and a "funny" fake name don't like me. Distraught.
On the other hand no i'm probably not who there gonna pick. I don't have an agent, want to be famous or find myself eating lettuce everyday in a bid to become a page 3 model. I'm all for the experience. Whatever happens i'm looking forward to bb this year. If that means screaming at the tv and ranting on fb to get my voice heard then so be it :) x

bigbrother use's people,the keep you hanging on and always have an agenda!
you are just a normal and nice person and bb dont want that!
they want people that they can manipulate an make them jump thru hoops:xyxwave:

Raph
06-01-2013, 12:09 PM
Really good video, Lisa! Doesn't the video have to be 1 minute though?

Monkey Slut
06-01-2013, 12:10 PM
Idiot. Although the poll is too restrictive as you seem like you'd be one of those housemates that is just...there, not doing much until evicted.

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 12:14 PM
i think we can all pretty much predict the housemates to come.. The model, the wannabe model, the hunk, the hunk with the ego, the old, the camp, the girl next door, the bitch, the ex offender, the funny if rehearsed. My point to applying was in a bid for some reality. If people deem that as not entertainment then thats it done. It all depends on how badly at auditioning everyone else is! I have a good job, great friends, a few mental ex's, i enjoy a ride on the jager train on a weekend. I don't need bb to make me a somebody. I'm quite happy been a nobody! A very opinionated nobody!

Monkey Slut
06-01-2013, 12:17 PM
Well that's wonderful. :cool:

Apple202
06-01-2013, 12:17 PM
Wait a minute you're X Factor 2012 fave was Jade Ellis

:worship:

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 12:19 PM
yes i went well over the time limit. But i'm sure they'll have a stop button at 1minute. Possibly turn it off after a few seconds. May not even watch it. I find it hard because i'm not actress. To demonstrate my sense of humour i need to be on a roll, need something to start me up. In a conversation i'd just keep rolling but i've never had to sell myself before. And doubt i will do it again lol. Only time will tell x

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 12:21 PM
yes jade ellis . Based on her voice. Not her personality

Raph
06-01-2013, 12:23 PM
aw hahaha MMAI :tongue:

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 12:25 PM
yes i went well over the time limit. But i'm sure they'll have a stop button at 1minute. Possibly turn it off after a few seconds. May not even watch it. I find it hard because i'm not actress. To demonstrate my sense of humour i need to be on a roll, need something to start me up. In a conversation i'd just keep rolling but i've never had to sell myself before. And doubt i will do it again lol. Only time will tell x

you had time to do it over if you messed up,think what it was like when if you got past the picking pen's,there was six mini diary rooms in one room and on the sound of the wisle you had to sell yoursell for one minute if you got picked you then had to fill out a forty page form that took four hour's

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 01:05 PM
your clearly someone who has auditioned.. Why have you not made it in? What parts of your personality did big brother find uninteresting about you? I doubt you've sat through every auditionee ever so i think i.ll do well to wait and see. I have no expections. Simply curiosity x

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 01:15 PM
your clearly someone who has auditioned.. Why have you not made it in? What parts of your personality did big brother find uninteresting about you? I doubt you've sat through every auditionee ever so i think i.ll do well to wait and see. I have no expections. Simply curiosity x

Withano
06-01-2013, 04:31 PM
Love it/ Hate it ?! LET ME KNOW! I wont cry i promise! lol just kidding, I'm gonna argue with every person who tells me that I'm not brilliant.

Jamie585
06-01-2013, 04:36 PM
Wait a minute you're X Factor 2012 fave was Jade Ellis

:worship:
This

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 04:42 PM
hahahahaha dickhead' whose arguing? Or i've said something you don't like so you try to make me look like the one who can't hold their own. I've corrected people who make points such as your acting like this or trying to do that. Not an argument! Lmao off you pop.. Sorry i'd mention your name here but as your clearly in need of your computer to express something you think i just can't do that. When your displaying yourself, your name. And actually coming up with something original i.ll listen my love.

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 04:45 PM
hahahahaha dickhead' whose arguing? Or i've said something you don't like so you try to make me look like the one who can't hold their own. I've corrected people who make points such as your acting like this or trying to do that. Not an argument! Lmao off you pop.. Sorry i'd mention your name here but as your clearly in need of your computer to express something you think i just can't do that. When your displaying yourself, your name. And actually coming up with something original i.ll listen my love.

oh snap

you go girl

Me. I Am Salman
06-01-2013, 04:48 PM
Love it/ Hate it ?! LET ME KNOW! I wont cry i promise! lol just kidding, I'm gonna argue with every person who tells me that I'm not brilliant.

at least she has a better username

Withano
06-01-2013, 05:04 PM
at least she has a better username

Deep

Jesus.
06-01-2013, 05:09 PM
Team BigBrother3232

Sawyer
06-01-2013, 05:12 PM
I'll just sum this whole thread up in one word...

Desperate.

Oh, and the video can only be 90 seconds long... you're an entire minute over :)

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:13 PM
I'll just sum this whole thread up in one word...

Desperate.

Oh, and the video can only be 90 seconds long... you're an entire minute over :)

oh well you could put it nicer way like

Jesus.
06-01-2013, 05:25 PM
oh well you could put it nicer way like

****ing desperate?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce76938d3f2d3378674479e0e99d1c68/tumblr_mg1zmyPhcp1qmxhobo1_500.gif

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:25 PM
****ing desperate?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce76938d3f2d3378674479e0e99d1c68/tumblr_mg1zmyPhcp1qmxhobo1_500.gif

no

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 05:26 PM
no

marcus stop thinking with your cock:joker:

Jamie.
06-01-2013, 05:28 PM
Good luck and welcome to the site :D

reece(:
06-01-2013, 05:28 PM
marcus stop thinking with your cock:joker:
:laugh2::laugh2:

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 05:30 PM
Proper desperate i am. My whole life is hanging in the balance.. People seriously need to lighten the fxxk up!
I.ll change my alias to desperado, display a picture of a nunn, and be reallyyy fake. That would be desperate and sad! I'm saying my bit, listening to what others are paying. As i said. Love it have it. I won't cry. Crack on :)

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:30 PM
marcus stop thinking with your cock:joker:

i am not

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:31 PM
Proper desperate i am. My whole life is hanging in the balance.. People seriously need to lighten the fxxk up!
I.ll change my alias to desperado, display a picture of a nunn, and be reallyyy fake. That would be desperate and sad! I'm saying my bit, listening to what others are paying. As i said. Love it have it. I won't cry. Crack on :)

i think you did will

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 05:33 PM
Proper desperate i am. My whole life is hanging in the balance.. People seriously need to lighten the fxxk up!
I.ll change my alias to desperado, display a picture of a nunn, and be reallyyy fake. That would be desperate and sad! I'm saying my bit, listening to what others are paying. As i said. Love it have it. I won't cry. Crack on :)

i hope you stay on here!,
is this your first audition for bb?,and if yes why audition this year?

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 05:36 PM
Stop picking on the chubby chaser!! Ignore them marcus. There probably waiting for chat roulette to get a bit busier so they can self love whilst there mums put there bath on ready for school in the morning.

Jesus.
06-01-2013, 05:37 PM
Proper desperate i am. My whole life is hanging in the balance.. People seriously need to lighten the fxxk up!
I.ll change my alias to desperado, display a picture of a nunn, and be reallyyy fake. That would be desperate and sad! I'm saying my bit, listening to what others are paying. As i said. Love it have it. I won't cry. Crack on :)

Actually, I take back the ****ing desperate message. I didn't mean it, and it wasn't particularly nice. Like I've said previously, I don't think you handled the criticisms well, and I hope you stick around. You've got spunk (as Arista would say).

You can't try and avoid the swear filter, though. You just have to write the word, and let the forum take care of the rest.

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 05:38 PM
Stop picking on the chubby chaser!! Ignore them marcus. There probably waiting for chat roulette to get a bit busier so they can self love whilst there mums put there bath on ready for school in the morning.

baths are for old people.

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 05:39 PM
I've been told to audition for years, so as a laugh thought i would. That and the fact my bfs dumped me because i'm too fat, my bestfriends off to australia and leaving me and its the only way am gonna get a break from facebook! Although i'm rather loving my little haters forum ha. Might just sit on here all day pissing people off as i clearly have a calling for it! X

reece(:
06-01-2013, 05:40 PM
I've been told to audition for years, so as a laugh thought i would. That and the fact my bfs dumped me because i'm too fat, my bestfriends off to australia and leaving me and its the only way am gonna get a break from facebook! Although i'm rather loving my little haters forum ha. Might just sit on here all day pissing people off as i clearly have a calling for it! X
Dearie please get a grip, no-one "hates you" and you're only winding yourself up here

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:42 PM
Stop picking on the chubby chaser!! Ignore them marcus. There probably waiting for chat roulette to get a bit busier so they can self love whilst there mums put there bath on ready for school in the morning.

i use to it lisaduranx

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 05:42 PM
I've been told to audition for years, so as a laugh thought i would. That and the fact my bfs dumped me because i'm too fat, my bestfriends off to australia and leaving me and its the only way am gonna get a break from facebook! Although i'm rather loving my little haters forum ha. Might just sit on here all day pissing people off as i clearly have a calling for it! X

trust me you could take a dump in my tea and i would not be upset.
your bf was a sad shallow d*ck.so you better off.

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:42 PM
Stop picking on the chubby chaser!! Ignore them marcus. There probably waiting for chat roulette to get a bit busier so they can self love whilst there mums put there bath on ready for school in the morning.

oh and you look stunning by the way :blush:

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 05:43 PM
i use to it lisaduranx

thats a lie marcus you get treated well on this forum!

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 05:44 PM
lol ok! Thanks for the advise on the swearing thing. Honestly its all going over my head. Your talk to someone who is probably facebooks most blocked person! I think people also read my writing wrong. I talk in an odd way. People that know me say i know exactly how you would say that. Its all good fun. I wouldn't want to offend anyone. Nor am i offended. X

Shaun
06-01-2013, 05:45 PM
got to love other people who've posted audition videos calling this girl desperate...

I think you're quite talkative and that could be nice to watch, but it's silly saying whether or not you'd be a good HM based on a two minute video :laugh:

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:45 PM
thats a lie marcus you get treated well on this forum!

yeah do just say the think that i like bigger ladies

Scream
06-01-2013, 05:46 PM
marcus stop thinking with your cock:joker:

LMFAO :joker:

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:46 PM
LMFAO :joker:

and i said i was not

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 05:48 PM
i love marcus the little creepy bast lol :) so who has auditioned this year? In the past? Apart from a write up online i don't know anything about it.

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:51 PM
i love marcus the little creepy bast lol :) so who has auditioned this year? In the past? Apart from a write up online i don't know anything about it.

aww thanks:blush:

i think that a complacent

i think some has on here

Good King Glennceslas
06-01-2013, 05:52 PM
Have I missed any drama?

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 05:53 PM
Have I missed any drama?

security turns up late again:joker:

Jamie.
06-01-2013, 05:53 PM
Have I missed any drama?

Every time you log off your missing the drama

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:53 PM
Have I missed any drama?

no not really lisaduranx what to try out for bb14 and did a video and just ask the froum what they think of it

Jesus.
06-01-2013, 05:56 PM
no not really lisaduranx what to try out for bb14 and did a video and just ask the froum what they think of it

You mean - read the thread title?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce76938d3f2d3378674479e0e99d1c68/tumblr_mg1zmyPhcp1qmxhobo1_500.gif

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:57 PM
You mean - read the thread title?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce76938d3f2d3378674479e0e99d1c68/tumblr_mg1zmyPhcp1qmxhobo1_500.gif

yeah but the nicer way

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 05:58 PM
All still here 24 hours later despite the 1 hour life expectancy i had..

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 05:59 PM
someone should do a round up of the new.s on tibb today at 10.

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 05:59 PM
All still here 24 hours later despite the 1 hour life expectancy i had..

what happen can i ask

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 06:00 PM
All still here 24 hours later despite the 1 hour life expectancy i had..

we are like fly's on sh*t:xyxwave:

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:01 PM
someone should do a round up of the new.s on tibb today at 10.

oh that would be good

we are like fly's on sh*t:xyxwave:

that nice

thesheriff443
06-01-2013, 06:03 PM
oh that would be good



that nice

just be glad your a fly and not the sh*t

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:04 PM
just be glad your a fly and not the sh*t


yeah oh ok

PrincessIona
06-01-2013, 06:20 PM
I think you would make a good housemate, Im sick of the 'crazy' housemates looking to be a celebrity and you don't seem that type. I wouldn't expect a showmance from you but I would expect a lot of non obvious entertainment (as in not the over the top try too hard type) and a couple of good arguments.

If I was to fault the video, I would say 2 things:

1. Could you zoom out a little bit, it kept on cutting off a bit of your chin which kinda annoyed me

2. I got a little bored when you were talking about the type of previous housemates and how your not like them. IMO, previous housemates are now irrelevant, I'd rather hear about what you will be like instead of what you won't be like, iykwim.

Good luck!

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 06:20 PM
marcus.. Please don't take this the wrong way.. But are you a child?
I really need to check out some other threads on here. But my phones slightly retro and takes forever to do anything. So i.ll just stay put for now! X

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 06:23 PM
thanks for the advise. I sent it off a few weeks ago.. Does anyone know when call backs start?

Withano
06-01-2013, 06:23 PM
someone should do a round up of the new.s on tibb today at 10.

Lisa, a new member to TiBB made a video in the hopes to get on to Big Brothers 14th series "hate it? Let me know" she exclaimed.

The thread started with the obligatory "yeah you haven't embarrassed yourself, good job, you'd be great" sort of posts. Lisa didn't like this and called the forum nobs, without balls and proceeded to boast about her brilliant personality. "Honesty is the best policy!" She said with a devil emoticon. The forum was in agreement. Total badass.

Jesus was the first to rightly vote '****ing idiot' on the poll, to Lisa's sheer delight, she could start arguing. "I don't know if you think I'm bothered?" Apparently she just doesn't care if you love or hate her. We can expect an "I'm marmite" cliché very soon.

Countless more negative comments were soon battered down by Lisa's ego, possibly spurred on by a chubby chasers constant ill-written compliments.
Lisa is said to be detestated. Officials are unsure what this means, but whatever it means, it bought her life to a massive stand still.

The general consensus for the results of the video is "****ing desperate" and in my opinion, obviously purposely controversial. Its hard to believe these results, however, will show Lisa anything.

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:24 PM
marcus.. Please don't take this the wrong way.. But are you a child?
I really need to check out some other threads on here. But my phones slightly retro and takes forever to do anything. So i.ll just stay put for now! X

first
I get this question all the time.

2nd
I have trouble with spelling/grammar. I ma getting to work on it so

3rd
You should it all fun girl

Jesus.
06-01-2013, 06:25 PM
marcus.. Please don't take this the wrong way.. But are you a child?
I really need to check out some other threads on here. But my phones slightly retro and takes forever to do anything. So i.ll just stay put for now! X

This won't end well.

http://fail.brm.sk/the_rest/popcorn.gif

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:25 PM
thanks for the advise. I sent it off a few weeks ago.. Does anyone know when call backs start?

no idea Lisa

but good luck

hope you get on

reece(:
06-01-2013, 06:31 PM
Lisa, a new member to TiBB made a video in the hopes to get on to Big Brothers 14th series "hate it? Let me know" she exclaimed.

The thread started with the obligatory "yeah you haven't embarrassed yourself, good job, you'd be great" sort of posts. Lisa didn't like this and called the forum nobs, without balls and proceeded to boast about her brilliant personality. "Honesty is the best policy!" She said with a devil emoticon. The forum was in agreement. Total badass.

Jesus was the first to rightly vote '****ing idiot' on the poll, to Lisa's sheer delight, she could start arguing. "I don't know if you think I'm bothered?" Apparently she just doesn't care if you love or hate her. We can expect an "I'm marmite" cliché very soon.

Countless more negative comments were soon battered down by Lisa's ego, possibly spurred on by a chubby chasers constant ill-written compliments.
Lisa is said to be detestated. Officials are unsure what this means, but whatever it means, it bought her life to a massive stand still.

The general consensus for the results of the video is "****ing desperate" and in my opinion, obviously purposely controversial. Its hard to believe these results, however, will show Lisa anything.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
no idea Lisa

but good luck

hope you get on

We all know who your favourite would be!!

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:35 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:


We all know who your favourite would be!!

oh would we

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 06:38 PM
For someone that finds me to be playing up for bigbrother your certainly paying a lot of attention.. Well written though! I did laugh. Somewhat sarcastic laugh but never the less you got a reaction. I'm currenty engaged watching dancing on ice. Purely so i can see moonpig.com embarrass herself. Lauren goodger.. Massive yawn!

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:40 PM
For someone that finds me to be playing up for bigbrother your certainly paying a lot of attention.. Well written though! I did laugh. Somewhat sarcastic laugh but never the less you got a reaction. I'm currenty engaged watching dancing on ice. Purely so i can see moonpig.com embarrass herself. Lauren goodger.. Massive yawn!

ermm lisa can i ask who you talking to

Good King Glennceslas
06-01-2013, 06:42 PM
I think you should scrap auditioning for BB and stick around on the forum tbh :idc:

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:46 PM
I think you should scrap auditioning for BB and stick around on the forum tbh :idc:

she try for big brother but if she dose not go in glenn is right

armand.kay
06-01-2013, 06:51 PM
What the hellhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/b3d79dc8.gif

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:52 PM
What the hellhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/b3d79dc8.gif

whats up

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 06:53 PM
for those who think i'm playing up feel free to add me on fb and see i am just like this on a daily unrehearsed basis!

Good King Glennceslas
06-01-2013, 06:54 PM
Really that's ok. Marcus will though :idc:

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:54 PM
for those who think i'm playing up feel free to add me on fb and see i am just like this on a daily unrehearsed basis!

i don't think you are lisa

armand.kay
06-01-2013, 06:54 PM
for those who think i'm playing up feel free to add me on fb and see i am just like this on a daily unrehearsed basis!
Mess http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png

Kazanne
06-01-2013, 06:54 PM
Like you already Lisa,my kind of girl straight talking and to the point,stick around:xyxwave:

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:55 PM
Mess http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png

well that not nice way to tread a new member like

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:56 PM
Like you already Lisa,my kind of girl straight talking and to the point,stick around:xyxwave:

yeah

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 06:59 PM
Really that's ok. Marcus will though :idc:

would but what her fb if she doing mind saying

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 07:02 PM
for those who think i'm playing up feel free to add me on fb and see i am just like this on a daily unrehearsed basis!

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 07:05 PM
for those who think i'm playing up feel free to add me on fb and see i am just like this on a daily unrehearsed basis!

and your fb is

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 07:17 PM
lisa duran..

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 07:21 PM
lisa duran..

there lots of Lisa duran

armand.kay
06-01-2013, 07:23 PM
well that not nice way to tread a new member like
Well she's probably one of those members who only come to promote her audition video, and I'm not being mean to her this thread has just become a mess
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gky6b9Ln1rnz1gso3_250.gif

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 07:25 PM
Well she's probably one of those members who only come to promote her audition video, and I'm not being mean to her this thread has just become a mess
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gky6b9Ln1rnz1gso3_250.gif

well even if lisa has we don't act like that

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 07:36 PM
try miss.deex in search. I'm not sure without looking.
Yeah i wanted people to see my video. For outsiders insight.. Thats no secret! How gp this a mess?

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 07:39 PM
sake.. Its just banter.

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 07:39 PM
try miss.deex in search. I'm not sure without looking.
Yeah i wanted people to see my video. For outsiders insight.. Thats no secret! How gp this a mess?

nougthing lisa

type in marc mccaffery in the search that me

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 07:40 PM
sake.. Its just banter.

sorry :blush:

armand.kay
06-01-2013, 07:41 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f449e7f3e8e0fdb7a920340300f9d893/tumblr_mfcu0fEl5k1qedt22o1_500.gif

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 07:43 PM
try miss.deex in search. I'm not sure without looking.
Yeah i wanted people to see my video. For outsiders insight.. Thats no secret! How gp this a mess?

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 07:46 PM
try miss.deex in search. I'm not sure without looking.
Yeah i wanted people to see my video. For outsiders insight.. Thats no secret! How gp this a mess?

noughting lisa
have you try mine

lisaduranx
06-01-2013, 07:48 PM
i've got 5 come up.. Whats your profile pic x

Marcus.
06-01-2013, 07:56 PM
i've got 5 come up.. Whats your profile pic x

1st one lisa x