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waterhog
07-01-2013, 10:38 AM
day 3 - is this the best CBB yet ?

day 3 got underway,
like preparing a Sunday roast,
it was a funny start,
Hedi could not work out cooking toast.
Spencer had the brains,
while most were morning dressing,
some are so naive,
but "Paula" said with us BB is messing.
a little discovery,
dignity has lost ground,
because all those in the basement,
got dressed with cloths found.
Sam was curious,
its all to do with the taste bud,
so he asked Franky about upstairs,
and the revelation made hunger pains flood.
to the ring of-course,
has someone got a boxing death wish,
what was Rhyan doing,
is this "macho" from toadfish.
Hedi and Spencer enjoyed breakfast,
but a bit of talk that's tactical,
for putting them in the basement,
it felt like Rhylan and Franky are getting a hit that's "contractible".
they done 38 hours,
in the basement was no food,
so who is best for the next challenge,
Franky and Sam were to get oily and lewd.
they passed it,
a luxury breakfast was "loot",
i like Paulas mentality,
she said don't send it down the shoot.
at last a interest,
Hedi and Spencer tried to learn names,
Lacey was giving a little detail,
but saying "Razor" is a psycho killer "shames".
a language test next,
Rhylan and Hedi were doing election,
and for him to ask what "Jubilee " is,
is a unwanted pollution.
who should take the thrown,
i will make reference to a poem that is silly,
please don't read,
"when Kate got willy".
Rhylan has got the crappy factor,
millions will support,
Franky got odds on,
its time for a "Spidi" deport.
the talk of children was interesting,
Paula missed her chance,
while Rhylan has been single for 3 years,
feeling like a little girl it does enhance.
was this a game plan,
Franky and his public sacrifice,
they are all relieved from the basement,
the rush of euphoria was so nice.
a little flirt next,
Sam and Lacey but who's going red,
Razor was hilarious,
when he said "girls don't fight to get in my bed".
Lacey helped Sam unpack,
are they preparing for the can,
the champagne was flowing,
with the music "Gangnam".
Franky put in nice words,
he likes "Spidi" interacting,
while Paula told Trisha,
when dealing with the press your skin gets thickening.
competition talk next,
Paula" was in the "lime",
picked up on her bitterness,
no matter what she wants to win every time.
a few bits of air,
this bit i am going to skip,
because they may be celebrity's,
but boy can they let them RIP.
a party for 2 hours,
champagne flowing and sending ripples,
Gillian looked good in a bikini,
while Lacey and Paula discussed nipples.
a bit of care from Franky,
to see if Claire was alright,
as for the kiss on the cheek,
it was a "gentleman" sight.
back to Paula again,
its that one thing of being better,
Rhylan took the biscuit,
20 years ago she was on crappyfactor and got a A letter.
Paula dived in the pool,
the next chat was not local,
a change of scenery,
Claire and Rhylan doing talk of vocal.
now a classic,
it was a rehab chat on bread,
because i pissed myself,
Paula said she was with 2 men that were dead.
is Franky scared,
or is the eviction no pain,
i don't no how true it is,
but bigger is surviving a crash in a plane.
Paula went better,
dead again she pronounced,
while bed time was calling,
Lacey and Sam announced.
Rhylans happy there is no separation,
and said Paula is a character to watch,
while Paula and Claire discussed food cooking,
CBB went up one more heat notch.
that was day 3,
i hope my pain is not inflicted,
and if i have said anything wrong,
feel free to point out i have contradicted.

(hello to everyone on this forum. i would like to pint out 2 things. i wrote a funny poem called "Kate finally got good willy" somewhere on this forum and the second thing is as i say - please feel free to say if i have got any of my facts wrong in my poem as i learn from correct. but that's just how i saw last nights show and i really thought it was fantastic and i want to praise ch5 but as they can not handle my poems - i can not send it to them.)

Jesus.
07-01-2013, 10:45 AM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/2325596_o.gif

Black Dagger
07-01-2013, 11:03 AM
I genuinely don't know what is more frightening, that gif or the poem.

Jesus.
07-01-2013, 11:08 AM
Has to be the poem. Everyday of the week, and twice on Sundays.

Doogle
07-01-2013, 11:08 AM
Rylan

Cherry Christmas
07-01-2013, 11:11 AM
don't stop with the poems waterhog, its your signature dish. It was extra long tho...just a minor critique.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
07-01-2013, 11:12 AM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/2325596_o.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

smeagol
07-01-2013, 11:48 AM
Has to be the poem. Everyday of the week, and twice on Sundays.

A bit like sex lol

Jesus.
07-01-2013, 11:49 AM
A bit like sex lol

What you've done there, is confuse sex with masturbation.

Are we having one of those forum "sexual tension" moments, everyone keeps talking about?

waterhog
07-01-2013, 10:17 PM
my poems are far from it - not a spec on what you said - infarct they are depressing and long and pointless - but still i have to write them.

DigitalSid
07-01-2013, 10:18 PM
No, it's alright though and the potential's there for it to become a good one.

Me. I Am Salman
07-01-2013, 10:19 PM
please give up on the poems waterhog !

Macie Lightfoot
07-01-2013, 10:19 PM
No, and it's only going to get worse once Paula's evicted.

Jack_
07-01-2013, 10:20 PM
If Speidi go, no. If Paula goes, we're on the border between bad/good and the rest of the series will determine the final outcome.

Petershaw1984
07-01-2013, 10:32 PM
Your poems regulary surprise me

waterhog
07-01-2013, 10:38 PM
petershaw maybe one day i do one on you ?

_Seth
07-01-2013, 10:55 PM
my poems are far from it - not a spec on what you said - infarct they are depressing and long and pointless - but still i have to write them.

No, you don't HAVE to. No-one is holding a gun to your head, so please stop for the sake of humanity and sanity.

Thankyou and good night. And don't forget to tip your waitress.

Marcus.
07-01-2013, 10:57 PM
yes it is

Patricia4
08-01-2013, 01:46 PM
NO

Me. I Am Salman
08-01-2013, 01:52 PM
NO

:joker:

Jord
08-01-2013, 02:17 PM
It has potential to be really good if the right housemates stay for a lengthy amount of time. CBB9 is my favourite series.

aj2463
08-01-2013, 03:28 PM
Its nowhere near the best, has potential if the good HM's stay, but as always we get left with the most boring HM's possible

waterhog
08-01-2013, 03:58 PM
No, you don't HAVE to. No-one is holding a gun to your head, so please stop for the sake of humanity and sanity.

Thankyou and good night. And don't forget to tip your waitress.


parsnip - i promise you i wont write one more poem on anything.


there was this dude called parsnip,
who forum posted under the name of phlip.
all the time on at the waterhog,
because he does admire and wants a snog.
every one of my posts he does read,
because he can see the similarity's as i represent a swede.
we are 2 veg and both belong,
i don't feel a poem but a love song.
can everyone witness parsnips devotion,
and see he wants to give me emotion.
let him continue to follow i might even add him to twitter,
omg i got a stalker - it my pants i done a big s??ter.