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Paul&Ian
14-01-2013, 01:24 PM
We have been watching this series of CBB very closely having been fans for many years. It's no secret that Ryland and Nigel 'The Razor' Ruddock have been getting very close these past few days, and as a seasoned homosexual patriot I have to say; I like the way Ryland does business.

Allow me to exacerbate; Ryland is continuously luring The Razor into the garden, how is he doing this? By offering him cigarettes. Ryland has identified the very thing that The Razor needs most, and he is providing.

Furthermore, The Razor regularly flaunts around in nothing but a pair of incontinence briefs. This, in my humble opinion is nothing but a desperate attempt to arouse Mr Clark.

Could this be the start of the first Celebrity Big Brother gay romance? I hope so!

Black Dagger
14-01-2013, 01:25 PM
I think Razor's wife might have something to say about that.

Razor is just a 'lad' who's struck up a friendship with Rylan, nothing more.

Mrluvaluva
14-01-2013, 01:26 PM
:laugh:

smeagol
14-01-2013, 01:45 PM
We have been watching this series of CBB very closely having been fans for many years. It's no secret that Ryland and Nigel 'The Razor' Ruddock have been getting very close these past few days, and as a seasoned homosexual patriot I have to say; I like the way Ryland does business.

Allow me to exacerbate; Ryland is continuously luring The Razor into the garden, how is he doing this? By offering him cigarettes. Ryland has identified the very thing that The Razor needs most, and he is providing.

Furthermore, The Razor regularly flaunts around in nothing but a pair of incontinence briefs. This, in my humble opinion is nothing but a desperate attempt to arouse Mr Clark.

Could this be the start of the first Celebrity Big Brother gay romance? I hope so!


lol funny

Petershaw1984
14-01-2013, 01:46 PM
Love this post.

Jake.
14-01-2013, 01:49 PM
Funny post, although it would never happen

ChristmasNeeve
14-01-2013, 01:49 PM
Furthermore, The Razor regularly flaunts around in nothing but a pair of incontinence briefs. This, in my humble opinion is nothing but a desperate attempt to arouse Mr Clark.

:laugh2:

sampvt
14-01-2013, 01:51 PM
Wishfull thinking post, lol.

thesheriff443
14-01-2013, 01:56 PM
hello, and welcome,i think you are our first gay couple,to post!,hope you stick around!.

Jesus.
14-01-2013, 02:00 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/doubletake.gif

daniel-lewis-1985
14-01-2013, 02:00 PM
Why cant anyone pronounce or type his name.

Its RYLAN.

Gillian-73
14-01-2013, 02:01 PM
Haha this has made me laugh!

thesheriff443
14-01-2013, 02:01 PM
Why cant anyone pronounce or type his name.

Its RYLAN.

its all to get you going, dan:joker:

Kazanne
14-01-2013, 02:04 PM
its all to get you going, dan:joker:

:joker::xyxwave:Hello sheriff

thesheriff443
14-01-2013, 02:06 PM
:joker::xyxwave:Hello sheriff

hello,you:xyxwave:

Cherry Christmas
14-01-2013, 03:50 PM
We have been watching this series of CBB very closely having been fans for many years. It's no secret that Ryland and Nigel 'The Razor' Ruddock have been getting very close these past few days, and as a seasoned homosexual patriot I have to say; I like the way Ryland does business.

Allow me to exacerbate; Ryland is continuously luring The Razor into the garden, how is he doing this? By offering him cigarettes. Ryland has identified the very thing that The Razor needs most, and he is providing.

Furthermore, The Razor regularly flaunts around in nothing but a pair of incontinence briefs. This, in my humble opinion is nothing but a desperate attempt to arouse Mr Clark.

Could this be the start of the first Celebrity Big Brother gay romance? I hope so!

:joker: excellent post, we could do with a bit more light hearted stuff like this.

Paul&Ian
14-01-2013, 03:51 PM
I think Razor's wife might have something to say about that.

Razor is just a 'lad' who's struck up a friendship with Rylan, nothing more.

For someone who includes a picture of Hansen as their signature, I'm surprised at your open mindednessless. Razor is free to explore to his sexuality as he see's fit, he is an adult human male and I'm sure he wife understands that.

Black Dagger
14-01-2013, 04:21 PM
For someone who includes a picture of Hansen as their signature, I'm surprised at your open mindednessless. Razor is free to explore to his sexuality as he see's fit, he is an adult human male and I'm sure he wife understands that.

Erm, that is Haim I will have you know.

And as a fellow gay male, I'm surprised you believe people can just pick and choose at their sexuality, but the OP did make me laugh.

But yes also as stated above RylaN no D xo