View Full Version : Ryan lied about gay past!
Paul&Ian
14-01-2013, 03:26 PM
Contrary to popular belief, Ryan is not an active homosexual! Although he claimed in a conversation with Franky that he once "noshed a taxi driver" in exchange for travel, As a nudging veteran I find this extremely offensive for the following reasons:
1. Ryan is suggesting that it is common practice for the Homosexual man to exchange oral sex for transportation.
b. Ryan has made up a story to curry favour with the female voters the homosexual voters and the Alpha bear voters.
In my opinion Ryan should be issued a provisional caution, effective immediately.
Petershaw1984
14-01-2013, 03:32 PM
Rylan is gay? And all this time i thought he was going for the butch look
daniel-lewis-1985
14-01-2013, 03:36 PM
Contrary to popular belief, Ryan is not an active homosexual! Although he claimed in a conversation with Franky that he once "noshed a taxi driver" in exchange for travel, As a nudging veteran I find this extremely offensive for the following reasons:
1. Ryan is suggesting that it is common practice for the Homosexual man to exchange oral sex for transportation.b. Ryan has made up a story to curry favour with the female voters the homosexual voters and the Alpha bear voters.
In my opinion Ryan should be issued a provisional caution, effective immediately.
To be fair most gay people do have sex pretty much anywhere i cant tell you the ammount of times ive seen someone getting bummed or sucked off in public and how many guys i know who have accepted money for sex.
I once had some old taxi driver ask me to do homo things with him...Obviously i said no because i dont do brown...Whoops is that racist?
Im assuming this post is a joke yeah?
Monkey Slut
14-01-2013, 03:36 PM
You refer to yourself as a "nudging veteran" but you find what Ryan said offensive? Okay.....
Paul&Ian
14-01-2013, 03:42 PM
You refer to yourself as a "nudging veteran" but you find what Ryan said offensive? Okay.....
As a practicing homosexual male man, I am entitled to use the N word.
smeagol
14-01-2013, 03:44 PM
maybe he could have a 3 way with razor and rylan
Jesus.
14-01-2013, 03:46 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wkoyVVAZ1qihztbo1_500.gif
sampvt
14-01-2013, 03:48 PM
To be fair most gay people do have sex pretty much anywhere i cant tell you the ammount of times ive seen someone getting bummed or sucked off in public and how many guys i know who have accepted money for sex.
I once had some old taxi driver ask me to do homo things with him...Obviously i said no because i dont do brown...Whoops is that racist?
Im assuming this post is a joke yeah?
As a straight male I never come accross any straights having sex in public, so does this mean your exploits and discoveries come out of pure voyeurism or are you portraying gays as sleasy. My sons gay and he says he who seeks shall find, I nearly wet myself, lol.
Petershaw1984
14-01-2013, 03:48 PM
To be fair most gay people do have sex pretty much anywhere i cant tell you the ammount of times ive seen someone getting bummed or sucked off in public and how many guys i know who have accepted money for sex.
I once had some old taxi driver ask me to do homo things with him...Obviously i said no because i dont do brown...Whoops is that racist?
Im assuming this post is a joke yeah?
Oh my god. You dont do brown. Ha ha ha.
A taxi driver once actually told me and my gay mate that we both give him the big rock. Very very odd. Wonder if all certain taxi drives are up for a bum
Jesus.
14-01-2013, 03:50 PM
As a straight male I never come accross any straights having sex in public, so does this mean your exploits and discoveries come out of pure voyeurism or are you portraying gays as sleasy. My sons gay and he says he who seeks shall find, I nearly wet myself, lol.
Daniel is as gay as a window.
Cherry Christmas
14-01-2013, 03:51 PM
As a practicing homosexual male man, I am entitled to use the N word.
:joker:Absolutely you are.
daniel-lewis-1985
14-01-2013, 03:53 PM
As a straight male I never come accross any straights having sex in public, so does this mean your exploits and discoveries come out of pure voyeurism or are you portraying gays as sleasy. My sons gay and he says he who seeks shall find, I nearly wet myself, lol.
Trust me its not me seeking for it, its the complete opposite.
I will 100% say that yes i believe most homosexual men are "sleasy".
I also once saw to girls flicking each others beans on the dancefloor at G-A-Y club but seeing as i'm not a practising lezza i shall refrain from commenting.
Jesus.
14-01-2013, 03:57 PM
Trust me its not me seeking for it, its the complete opposite.
I will 100% say that yes i believe most homosexual men are "sleasy".
I also once saw to girls flicking each others beans on the dancefloor at G-A-Y club but seeing as i'm not a practising lezza i shall refrain from commenting.
Just out of interest, and for no particular reason, which errrrmmm....club.....errrrrmmm.....was this?
daniel-lewis-1985
14-01-2013, 03:59 PM
Just out of interest, and for no particular reason, which errrrmmm....club.....errrrrmmm.....was this?
G-A-Y at London Astoria.
Its knocked down now :(
smeagol
14-01-2013, 04:00 PM
sounds like some are way past the practising stage should be experts by now lol
Jesus.
14-01-2013, 04:01 PM
G-A-Y at London Astoria.
Its knocked down now :(
I always knew there was a lesbian agenda against me.
daniel-lewis-1985
14-01-2013, 04:01 PM
sounds like some are way past the practising stage should be experts by now lol
They defo knew what they were doing lol.
Couldnt take my eyes off them it was like watching a car crash or something.
Hope they washed their hands before handing in their tickets to the coat room after.
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