Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother monday 14/1/13

[Marcus.]

the shock task is back

http://i46.tinypic.com/28vpovl.jpg

[arista]

Yes Love the shocks

[-Sue-]

excellent :D love to see a HM squirm :D

[Marcus.]

Yes Love the shocks

excellent :D love to see a HM squirm :D

oh it is funny

[arista]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 in 13mins

[Marcus.]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 in 13mins

thank you very much

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ada703b7ef42358ecf8313f99514294/tumblr_mgjlgjsVGz1rql1tuo1_500.jpg

[Marcus.]

hi everyone
hand out foot a drink

[The Penguin]

Gareth Thomas, professional rugby player turned professional homosexual

[Marcus.]

on now

[Drew.]

:wavey:

[Kazanne]

hello everyone:xyxwave:

[Marcus.]

hello everyone:xyxwave:

hi kazy

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Hello! Showtime! :xyxwave:

[arista]

hello everyone:xyxwave:

Hi honey

[Kazanne]

Hi honey

:blush:Hey Arista

[Marcus.]

Hello! Showtime! :xyxwave:

hi ness

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I'm having a few beers! :amazed:

[Kazanne]

Bloody hell Heidis like a parrot

[Marcus.]

Hi honey

hi arista

[The Penguin]

Spencer enjoys confrontation

I'm not sure Heidi does

[Marcus.]

Bloody hell Heidis like a parrot

yeah she dose kazy

[Marcus.]

I'm having a few beers! :amazed:

oh cool ness

[Kazanne]

I'm disliking Spiedi more and more each time I see them.

[The Penguin]

didn't Paula have on of those hats?

[Marcus.]

I'm disliking Spiedi more and more each time I see them.

same hear kazy
there to cocky

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker:Razor lying with his legs wide open,hope FireTwilight isnt eating:joker::joker:

[Marcus.]

:joker::joker::joker:Razor lying with his legs wide open,hope FireTwilight isnt eating:joker::joker:

fire twilight maybe kaz :joker:

[The Penguin]

without Speidi it would be a bunch of people getting on
what's so good about that?
Is that what you want to watch?

[Marcus.]

without Speidi it would be a bunch of people getting on
what's so good about that?
Is that what you want to watch?

yeah i would

[Drew.]

am i missing something or has Frankie suddenly left the show, iv not seen him in AGES?

[Marcus.]

am i missing something or has Frankie suddenly left the show, iv not seen him in AGES?

he now part of the wallpaper

[Kazanne]

without Speidi it would be a bunch of people getting on
what's so good about that?
Is that what you want to watch?

It wouldn't be like that,BB would cause some drama.whoever was in there

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Shock task today! *Grabs popcorn* :hello:

[The Penguin]

yeah i would

Why would you want to watch people getting on and being friendly with no arguments?

[Kazanne]

am i missing something or has Frankie suddenly left the show, iv not seen him in AGES?

He saddled up and rode off:joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

he now part of the wallpaper

:joker:

[Marcus.]

Shock task today! *Grabs popcorn* :hello:

oh i can not wait for that

[Drew.]

He saddled up and rode off:joker:

:joker: i hope not!

[Marcus.]

He saddled up and rode off:joker:

in to the sunset:joker:

[Marcus.]

:joker:

will he has ness

[Me. I Am Salman]

SCUM!!!! ugh

[smeagol]

fake toadface give real reasons you fake

[Drew.]

pretty sure this is Razors 5th or 6th nom just for snoring :joker:

[Kazanne]

Aw Razor,:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

SCUM!!!! ugh

JIF:hugesmile:

[Jordan.]

Who is this man in the dr

[Marc]

Far too much of Razor's nuts in this episode already...

[smeagol]

banana muncher

[Kazanne]

Far too much of Razor's nuts in this episode already...

:joker::joker::joker:

[Tregard]

Just listen to all these nominations where the people are trying their best to say as nicely as possible why they don't like them, ugh. Only Speidi and Frankie to a degree actually nominate proper

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4578779601109457&pid=15.1&H=160&W=106 :laugh2:

[Marcus.]

Aw Razor,:hugesmile:

i know all because of his snoring

[smeagol]

gillian goin for a bafta

[Marcus.]

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4578779601109457&pid=15.1&H=160&W=106 :laugh2:

oh my ness

[Marc]

The freeze on Lacey and the banana :laugh:

[Kazanne]

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4578779601109457&pid=15.1&H=160&W=106 :laugh2:

Vanessa,do you like Spiedi!!!!!??????:joker:

[Marcus.]

Vanessa,do you like Spiedi!!!!!??????:joker:

yeah she dose kazy

[In the Drunk Tank]

Lacey talking politics :laugh:

[Kazanne]

yeah she dose kazy

I might have to hire a hit man:joker:

[Marc]

Poor Gills

[Kazanne]

Lacey talking politics :laugh:

Everyone falling asleep

[Marcus.]

I might have to hire a hit man:joker:

oh will you kazy
is there not a another way :joker:

[Jordan.]

Lacey :love:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Vanessa,do you like Spiedi!!!!!??????:joker:

I do, but that picture is hilarious! :joker:

[smeagol]

lacey is mostly right get pregnant at 16 and your laughing.

[Marc]

Lacey's approach to Politics :worship:

[Marcus.]

Everyone falling asleep

they are in off mode kazy

[Me. I Am Salman]

Australian people are so cringey ufghfi

[Marcus.]

I do, but that picture is hilarious! :joker:

oh the pic funny ness

[Kazanne]

Australian people are so cringey ufghfi

That's rather a sweeping statement.

[Jordan.]

Fat bitch you're the crude one

[Kazanne]

Full house again for Spiedi:joker::joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

That's rather a sweeping statement.

Speidi are my favourites. I want them to win! :dance::dance::dance:

[GiRTh]

Claire got to go

[Marc]

Ryan's 'war dance' :conf:

[Drew.]

Another snoring excuse :sleep:

[Marcus.]

Fat bitch you're the crude one

:nono:

[Me. I Am Salman]

i'm disappointed with lacey.

[Kazanne]

Speidi are my favourites. I want them to win! :dance::dance::dance:

I've told Marcus I'm going to hire a hit man to sort you out:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

i am voting for her not to go

[smeagol]

wow razor has some clothes on the fat pig

[Marc]

Full house again for Spiedi:joker::joker:

Ryan didn't vote them

[Marcus.]

I've told Marcus I'm going to hire a hit man to sort you out:hugesmile:

but ness i did say is there a another way like to kazy

[Me. I Am Salman]

stupid fat monster

[Kazanne]

Ryan didn't vote them

Stop nitpicking one short of a full house then:joker::joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

Razor nominates Lacey for burping and swearing.... Pot kettle

[Marcus.]

Stop nitpicking one short of a full house then:joker::joker::joker:

yeah kazy so close yet so far

[Me. I Am Salman]

FUKOFF KEVIN BACON http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/icons/icon8.gif

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I've told Marcus I'm going to hire a hit man to sort you out:hugesmile:

Why? It was just a funny pic! I'm Speidi biggest fan! :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[smeagol]

i cant stand women who burp lacey sounds like a pig but razor nominating her up for it is hillarious , he has forgot who he is in this house.

[Marc]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbd21d76a4572fb18e8056e7c46a3fd3/tumblr_mf2zd9SkiI1qksc64o4_250.gif

[The Penguin]

Lacey criticising benefit scroungers
bad idea
that's alienating the majority of BB viewers

[Marcus.]

Why? It was just a funny pic! I'm Speidi biggest fan! :bawling::bawling::bawling:

but i did fight your conor and say can you do somthing else to kazy so :joker:

[smeagol]

FUKOFF KEVIN BACON http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/icons/icon8.gif

i second that soooo annoying. why isnt he in big brother he is obviously desperate for cash these days.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbd21d76a4572fb18e8056e7c46a3fd3/tumblr_mf2zd9SkiI1qksc64o4_250.gif

:joker:

[Drew.]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbd21d76a4572fb18e8056e7c46a3fd3/tumblr_mf2zd9SkiI1qksc64o4_250.gif

:worship:

[The Penguin]

wow he looks pretty

[Kazanne]

Lacey criticising benefit scroungers
bad idea
that's alienating the majority of BB viewers

She probably thinks all young girls should get their baps out to earn a fast buck:hugesmile:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ryan! :laugh2:

[smeagol]

Lacey criticising benefit scroungers
bad idea
that's alienating the majority of BB viewers

yeah bit silly. all they need to do is do what lacey done n get their tits out for cash n earn a living. lazy buggers lol

[Marcus.]

She probably thinks all young girls should get their baps out to earn a fast buck:hugesmile:

yep that in lacey world

[Kazanne]

Ryan! :laugh2:

I wondered who it was at first:joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Lacey nominated by six housemates. Ouch! :joker:

[Marcus.]

I wondered who it was at first:joker:

he look really new

[smeagol]

bound to nom her they all old farts

[Drew.]

Omg :joker:

[Kazanne]

Razor:joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Omg! Razor! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Marcus.]

Lacey nominated by six housemates. Ouch! :joker:

but she took it well

[The Penguin]

I'm beginning to realise that women only look pretty because of make up

[smeagol]

I'm beginning to realise that women only look pretty because of make up

where have you been all your life lol

[Marcus.]

Razor:joker:

Omg! Razor! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

he up for a laugh

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Frankie walking around in that dress! :laugh:

[Marcus.]

Frankie walking around in that dress! :laugh:

in know he look pretty

[Kazanne]

lacey,fishing for compliments

[Me. I Am Salman]

it's funny because this applies to the eviction crowd too

[The Penguin]

Heidi was insecure about Lacey too, wasn't she?

bit rich coming from her

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Lacey with beard and a tache! :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Speidis wise words :worship:

[Marcus.]

lacey,fishing for compliments

yep and she got them kazy

[smeagol]

where is everybody i fell like ive stiumbled upon private inbox messages

[Marc]

I quite like Lacey :laugh: I hope she stays

[The Penguin]

top of the world?
page 3?
er...ok

[smeagol]

spencer is alright. smart guy

[Marcus.]

yess like this bit

[The Penguin]

Rylan enjoying it, the perv

[Marc]

Can we please cover Razor up :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Gillian,lol

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

The Shock task! I've missed it! I still remember Rex giving the housemates shocks on purpose! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Jordan.]

Both of Gillians hips just turned to dust

[Ramsay]

Shock task every ****ing series

[Marc]

1:18 :laugh:

[Drew.]

18 seconds out!? :joker:

[Kazanne]

The Shock task! I've missed it! I still remember Rex giving the housemates shocks on purpose! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Rex enjoyed it a bit too much:joker:

[Marc]

Christ..

[Jordan.]

2 seconds :joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

This is too funny! I just can't! :joker:

[Marcus.]

oh dear

[Marc]

Speidi you caring lovely people!

[Ramsay]

Good old Speidi taking one for the team :worship:

[Marc]

I'm sure some of them were like half a minute over :joker:

[Drew.]

i love Razor!

[Jordan.]

All the terrible ones got the party :bored:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Speidi <3

[Marc]

I want a shock costume

[Marcus.]

i love Razor!

same he is well funnny my 2nd fav

[Kazanne]

What a pair of mardi pratts Spiedi are

[Marcus.]

I want a shock costume

you not alone marc1 so do i

[The Penguin]

Ryan fancies Heidi

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

What a pair of mardi pratts Spiedi are

I quite like that though. They always create drama. :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

What a pair of mardi pratts Spiedi are

kazy they are they are no fun

[The Penguin]

who wants to sit at home and watch people having fun
BB only gets viewers for the potential fights
that's the draw of the show

[The Penguin]

squealing old hags

[PrincessIona]

Looks like a rubbish party

[Kazanne]

The jealous pratts:joker::joker:

[Ramsay]

I'd prefer the beers in the igloo tbh

[The Penguin]

can't these working class females stop acting like such peasants

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

who wants to sit at home and watch people having fun
BB only gets viewers for the potential fights
that's the draw of the show

I do love a good BB fight! :devil::hugesmile:

[Ramsay]

oh wait its cider **** that

[Me. I Am Salman]

stop giving toadflop airtime

[Ramsay]

wait a minute i've just realised they still got cider for losing... for losing! they should be getting nothing

[Kazanne]

We demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:joker::joker:

[Marc]

Spencer is so funny :laugh: the fuc...

[Drew.]

Spencers boring me now

[Me. I Am Salman]

lmfao <3<3

[Marcus.]

The jealous pratts:joker::joker:

yeah there are kazy

[Marc]

LET THEM SLEEP GOD DAMMIT!!

:bawling:

[Ramsay]

hahah speidi hate ryan now more than rylan

[Marcus.]

We demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:joker::joker:

we demand this and that kazy

[Marc]

k lol

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

What did they put in your cider? :joker: Spencer

[Marc]

wouldn't it be really funny if they won..

[The Penguin]

old scouse hag

[Jordan.]

Tricia make yourself disappear please

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

wouldn't it be really funny if they won..

They'd get a chorus of boos like Aaron. :bawling:

[Marc]

bit mean

[Kazanne]

Gawd lacey stop squealing

[Drew.]

he looks ruined

[Marc]

Speidi > Lacey > Claire > Rylan

[The Penguin]

no you were upset at being nominated Rylan

[Kazanne]

Rylan is pissed,lol

[Marc]

Oh he's probably playing up to the camera :rolleyes:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Why does he keep saying Claire from Steps it's really not funny

[Marcus.]

Gawd lacey stop squealing

oh my god that great shut up please

[Brother Leon]

"Enjoy the company"...what with Trisha Primrose and Claire from steps? :joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Rylan is pissed already! :joker:

[Marcus.]

time to vote more for claire:love:

[Kazanne]

That went by quick!!

[Marcus.]

Rylan is pissed already! :joker:

i know but he having fun

[Marc]

If there was a god he'd go

[Marcus.]

That went by quick!!

kazy yes it did

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Botched Bodies? Ewwwwwwwww! :conf2::yuk:

[Marcus.]

Botched Bodies? Ewwwwwwwww! :conf2::yuk:

oh i changed it before it

[thesheriff443]

Botched Bodies? Ewwwwwwwww! :conf2::yuk:

im watching:joker:

[Macie Lightfoot]

They'd get a chorus of boos like Aaron. :bawling:

And deservedly so (on both accounts.)

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

And deservedly so (on both accounts.)

I like both Aaron and Speidi. :hugesmile:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

im watching:joker:

Hi Sheriff! I'm watching Revenge. It's really good! :amazed:

[thesheriff443]

Hi Sheriff! I'm watching Revenge. It's really good! :amazed:

hello lovely you,
i watching the sick surgery now:shocked:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

hello lovely you,
i watching the sick surgery now:shocked:

Sounds grim! I saw the ad and it was making me a bit queasy! :joker:

[thesheriff443]

Sounds grim! I saw the ad and it was making me a bit queasy! :joker:

its nasty:shocked:

[Marcus.]

Sounds grim! I saw the ad and it was making me a bit queasy! :joker:

same ness i ws nearly sick when it was on

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

same ness i ws nearly sick when it was on

I'm watching Revenge, Marcus! :amazed:

[Kazanne]

Hi Sheriff! I'm watching Revenge. It's really good! :amazed:

Is that the Kevin Costner film vanessa

[Kazanne]

its nasty:shocked:

I'm watching it too,I like stuff like this:shocked::hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

I'm watching Revenge, Marcus! :amazed:

any good ness:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

I'm watching it too,I like stuff like this:shocked::hugesmile:

oh kazy why do you like:bawling::hugesmile::joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Is that the Kevin Costner film vanessa

No, it's a tv show on e4. Kickass women and sexy young men! Amazing! :evilgrin:

[Kazanne]

oh kazy why do you like:bawling::hugesmile::joker:

I think it must be that I always wanted to be a nurse:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

I think it must be that I always wanted to be a nurse:hugesmile:

oh would you kazy:hugesmile::joker:

[Kazanne]

No, it's a tv show on e4. Kickass women and sexy young men! Amazing! :evilgrin:

Oh right.sounds good:hugesmile:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

any good ness:hugesmile:

It's great! :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

It's great! :hugesmile:

oh my watch it

[Kazanne]

oh would you kazy:hugesmile::joker:

yes was going to go into it,but went into graphic art instead as i love art more:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

yes was going to go into it,but went into graphic art instead as i love art more:hugesmile:

oh do you kazy
i am really bad at it :hugesmile:

[-Sue-]

:joker::joker::joker:Razor lying with his legs wide open,hope FireTwilight isnt eating:joker::joker:


:joker: LOL Razor Razor Razor what we gonna do with you eh.. 'look at this' (to the girls in the bedroom) then sat down legs a kimbo! **eek** lol made me laugh though :D

[Kazanne]

:joker: LOL Razor Razor Razor what we gonna do with you eh.. 'look at this' (to the girls in the bedroom) then sat down legs a kimbo! **eek** lol made me laugh though :D

I thought of you straight away FireTwilight,it was a funny moment from Razor again:joker::joker:

[-Sue-]

I thought of you straight away FireTwilight,it was a funny moment from Razor again:joker::joker:

hehe ty :hugesmile: gotta love Razor and his 'not a care in the world' flash all his bits n bobs..