EMERGENCY! Urgent help needed

[Sam:)]

Anyone know how to remove it

[Locke.]

You disgusting little bastard

[King Gizzard]

:joker::joker: Thought this was going to be something ACTUALLY serious

Not much you can do if they've put a password on it, must have found out your demonic ways

[Jack_]

:o

My idea of a worst nightmare. Do you have a shared computer/laptop or something?

[Firewire]

naughty

[Sam:)]

No I have two of them that are mine

[Jack_]

'See a list of child-friendly websites' :joker: how patronising

[Jack_]

No I have two of them that are mine

1) Do your parents ever use them at all for anything?
2) Do you have a password for your log-in (to actually get on to your laptop in the first place)?

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

try hidemyass.com ? idk if that'd work though

[Doogle]

go out and meet some people

[Glenn.]

Find someone to masturbate you instead of doing it yourself

[Sam:)]

go out and meet some people

I've been out all night, I came home to this....

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Doogle]

I've been out all night, I came home to this....
Alright alright you have a life and I don't no need to rub it in

[Sam:)]

Alright alright you have a life and I don't no need to rub it in

its the only thing I have to rub now....

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Doogle]

hahahahaha

[Firewire]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

oh my stars

[nicole_burks]

:laugh3:

have you tried a different browser?

[Glenn.]

fishing hell :joker:

[Black Dagger]

you repulse me

[Josy]

Maybe it was caused by an update?

Or since it's installed on both computers I would guess that your parents think it needs to be on there :idc:

[Sam:)]

I think I may have a solution, create a different account on the computer and use it

[Glenn.]

You'll have to use your wank bank for the time being Sam

[Sam:)]

You'll have to use your wank bank for the time being Sam

Theres gonna be no recession in my wank bank.. good thing I have a huge savings account

[Kizzy]

Maybe it was caused by an update?

Or since it's installed on both computers I would guess that your parents think it needs to be on there :idc:

They will most definately have checked the browsing history first ;)
I'm guessing the parents have a slightly haunted look?..... :joker:

[Glenn.]

Imagine doing that to your son though.

That's a valid reason to disown them

[Jack_]

Just try a different porn site.

[Sam:)]

They will most definately have checked the browsing history first ;)
Do your parents have a slightly haunted look?..... :joker:

I always use incognito, so no

Im really coming across as a pervert

[Omah]

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

[Sam:)]

Imagine doing that to your son though.

That's a valid reason to disown them

There lucky Im still here...... There not usually this protective about crap like this

[Sam:)]

Just try a different porn site.

I tried several

[Jack_]

I tried several

There's millions :joker: one of those random ones with no dodgy words in the url must work, that's probably what's blocking them.

[Sam:)]

There's millions :joker: one of those random ones with no dodgy words in the url must work, that's probably what's blocking them.

I cant even google them... strict search wont **** off

[MTVN]

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

[Jack_]

I cant even google them... strict search wont **** off

You really are ****ed then :joker:

Unless you wanna take Frankie Boyle's advice (https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/292422691896586240)

[Benjamin]

how about using a cloak?

[King Gizzard]

You're going to have to take your laptop into the harvester and use their free wifi in the toilet

Having said that they probably have a safety net too

[Benjamin]

Does harvester have free wi-fi now?

[King Gizzard]

The one I went too did at least

you give them your number they text you the password

[Benjamin]

Oh, so free salad cart, pepsi refills and wifi.

-bets you are sat in there as we speak-

[MTVN]

As if that place couldn't get any worse

[Benjamin]

I know and then Nathan goes there, making it as bad as it can possiblty get.

[King Gizzard]

gotta love the all day menu, burger and chips for a 5er and free refills + free salad

you snobs

[Benjamin]

gotta love the all day menu, burger and chips for a 5er and free refills + free salad

you snobs

You sloth.

[King Gizzard]

http://www.globalmotorbikes.com/forums/images/smilies/Middle%20Finger.gif

[Ammi]

..no comment Sam...

[Ammi]

..oh actually yeah...I have sons as well, so I probably know how these things work....

...best to just not think about it though....