What childhood myths did your parents tell you..?..

[Ammi]

..If you were grumpy, did your parents tell you if the wind changed direction, you would stay like that..?...or that if you ate an apple pip, an apple tree would grow inside you..?..

..what strange myths did you believe as a child..?...

[Jesus.]

They told me I'd never get out of that cage, and free from the basement darkness and freezing temperatures. Here I am, bitches. Obviously a myth.

[Marcus.]

if you make a face the wind will make it stay

[Kazanne]

I used to believe the crusts off bread would make my hair curly.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

eating bread crusts = curly hair

[AnnieK]

If you don't eat crusts, you will never have curly

If you swallow chewing gum it wraps round your heart (bit evil that one)

[Jesus.]

Eat "insert food here", it will put hairs on your chest. Still waiting.

[AnnieK]

Carrots let you see in the dark

[AnnieK]

Eat "insert food here", it will put hairs on your chest. Still waiting.

Lol....I wouldn't eat porridge because I heard my dad telling my brother that once....

[Firewire]

If you kiss too many girls, you're teeth will fall out.

I think this is why I'm gay.

[Jesus.]

It's not really a myth, but when I was about 5, I ate chicken soup for lunch, then a few days later I got chicken pox. I didn't eat chicken soup till I was about 16 after that. Bizarre.

[Drew.]

Being told my nose would grow if i lied, if that counts as a myth

[Me. I Am Salman]

that chewing gum takes seven years to digest

[Kizzy]

that chewing gum takes seven years to digest

That's not a myth...

[Firewire]

That's not a myth...

yes it is

[Black Dagger]

The 'magic bus' could fly.

[Bollo]

Father Christmas & The Tooth Fairy...I still haven't forgiven them.

But it is true if you step on three drains you will die...

[Josy]

Father Christmas & The Tooth Fairy...I still haven't forgiven them.

But it is true if you step on three drains you will die...

I havent saw you posting for ages. :wavey:


Um basically what others have said..

If the wind changes your face will stay like that.
Eat crusts get curly hair.

Cant think of any more atm

[Bollo]

:)Hey Josy... I have been doing invisible posting, my parents told me this would make my eyelashes grow 6 inches...turns out its a myth. But it is true if you see a single magpie you must shout 'Morning Mr. Magpie' 3 times otherwise you will get pecked in the eyeball

[InOne]

wat

[Kizzy]

Bollo :)

[Bollo]

Hey Kizzy :) Did you know tht slugs EXPLODE if you put salt on them? It's really real

[InOne]

Fine Bollo ignore me, I take any love back :idc:

[Bollo]

Hey Inone, I didn't see you cos my eyeball has been pecked out...how are ya? Did you know that pigeons blow up if you feed them curry and rice? At least twenty feet I heard

[King Gizzard]

That I was a descendant of thor

[InOne]

:suspect:

I'm all good Bollo, how about you? What you doing up at this unholy hour? There are far too many myths floating about, going to find a rainbow

[Bollo]

Good thanks Inone, I'm up at this hour trying to dispell the myth that if you shine two miniature torches, one into each eye of a cat, that it will immediately **** itself.... unfortunately this has proven to be true so am now trying to find the carpet 1001.. good luck with the rainbow...keep your eye out for that pot of mould

[Kizzy]

Hey Kizzy :) Did you know tht slugs EXPLODE if you put salt on them? It's really real

I did :( slug pellets are evil!
Poor hobo snails :joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

Good thanks Inone, I'm up at this hour trying to dispell the myth that if you shine two miniature torches, one into each eye of a cat, that it will immediately **** itself.... unfortunately this has proven to be true so am now trying to find the carpet 1001.. good luck with the rainbow...keep your eye out for that pot of mould

That literally made me lol.