Rylan: They could make a movie out of my life

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Seems like hes got a bit of an inflated ego doesnt it?

Also moaning about people calling him names in the street again.

Also notice when hes talking to Claire and Razor he doesnt even let them respond before talking over them.

I liked him from day 1 but somethings changed.

[Johnnyuk123]

The life story will be made into a movie titled... Rimmed to death. Lasting only 34 seconds before the audience is met with a white screen who then go on to demand a refund then the movie goes straight to dvd with a new title of.... Cleans around the rim. Which millions of housewives will buy for all the wrong reasons.

[MaDdOctoR]

The life story will be made into a movie titled... Rimmed to death. Lasting only 34 seconds before the audience is met with a white screen who then go on to demand a refund then the movie goes straight to dvd with a new title of.... Cleans around the rim. Which millions of housewives will buy for all the wrong reasons.

:D thanks for that :D

Who the hell would want to play him in a film?

[Johnnyuk123]

:D thanks for that :D

Who the hell would want to play him in a film?


Razor would do it after taking on a fitness regime for 15 years to lose 300lbs to look emaciated (eg look like Rylan). If he failed the audition Razor would then cut his lossess and go on the superkinny tv show opposite Rylan (now 400lbs) as an ex z lister who failed to win a singing tv show and can now not stomach a slice of toast with jam on it.

[MaDdOctoR]

Razor would do it after taking on a fitness regime for 15 years to lose 300lbs to look emaciated (eg look like Rylan). If he failed the audition Razor would then cut his lossess and go on the superkinny tv show opposite Rylan (now 400lbs) as an ex z lister who failed to win a singing tv show and can now not stomach a slice of toast with jam on it.

:D I love these :D

[Jordan.]

Horrible fake poser