WWE Royal Rumble 2013 - New Champion Crowned

[Stu]

Ryback's everyone's favorite wrestler for the next three minutes.

[Ramsay]

i hate that **** because he's always been favourite to win every match he's ever in so how is he overcoming any odds, ****ing tit

[Ramsay]

come on cena. pass the ****ing torch already

[Stu]

As much as Rock should and will win I want Punk to win just to **** things up!

[Ramsay]

****

[Ramsay]

**** you **** you **** you

[Iceman]

didnt see that coming

[Ramsay]

this generations hulk hogan lads, the **** that will never let anyone else take over

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, stupid no selling, burying wanker.

****ing hate this twat

[Ramsay]

completely killed all momentum for the main event because theres never been a more obvious result now, **** off rock and cena ye ****in oldies

[Stu]

We want Punk. We want Ziggler. We even want Ryback. And now to have it all come back to this?

Bah. I can't wait to put back on WCW. Might as well give the first 20 mins of Raw a miss tomorrow night, too.

It always goes back to the same old stuff.

[Iceman]

wonder if Y2J is sticking around?

[Stu]

Yeah nice one for the garbage theme song, pricks.

[Black Dagger]

wonder if Y2J is sticking around?

I would imagine so until the Spring, he's back on Fozzy tour then.

[Ramsay]

divas main event so

[Black Dagger]

I liked this song 2 hours ago, it can **** right off now.

[Stu]

I hope all the possible run ins happen and it's a complete Russo overbook.

We have :

The Shield
Lesnar
Maddox
Heyman

[Ramsay]

love that even though WWE lick the balls of twitter, their golden boy isnt even trending.. its all Ryback, Jericho,Ziggler and even Sin Cara lol

[Ramsay]

I hope all the possible run ins happen and it's a complete Russo overbook.

We have :

The Shield
Lesnar
Maddox
Heyman

Rock to turn heel and join with Shield and Heyman, DO IT!!!

[Black Dagger]

Rock to turn heel and join with Shield and Heyman, DO IT!!!

That would be the :love:

[Iceman]

Lesnar to interfere.....sets up elimination chamber as:

The Rock v Punk v Lesnar v Shield#1 v Shield#2 v Shield#3

Rock wins after Lesnar hits punk with an F5 setting up Punk v lesnar at mania and Heyman as ref.

[Stu]

It all makes me so thankful stuff like ROH, PWG and Chikara exist. There's always something awesome.

[Ramsay]

poor rocky getting old, losing his mojo, cant pronounce coughing

[Stu]

I HATE motivational speaker Rock.

Go away.

[Stu]

IS HE REALLY DOING THIS?

Good god! So pandering!

[Black Dagger]

Stop shouting Rock.

[Iceman]

oh no....lets just not watch this.

[Ramsay]

your tweet is spot on lucas:laugh:
once in a lifetime was enough

[Ramsay]

i dont like this ''licking the ass of the crowd'' rock

[Stu]

This is incredible. What the hell?

If Punk kicks him in the face and wins after this I'll give Vince McMahon a blowjob.

[Black Dagger]

They forgot about Kaitlyn :joker:

[Stu]

The champion does not come out first %^&$^%$*$*^&%$^&$

[Black Dagger]

And urgh, IFKR Karl, such an overhyped match, it was ****e.

[Black Dagger]

I'd have probs got loads of retweets for that if I hadn't made my account private. oh well.

[Ramsay]

The champion does not come out first %^&$^%$*$*^&%$^&$

aye its so annoying, they did it with cena/punk last time too

[Ramsay]

Jim Ross ‏@JRsBBQ
The @WWE Champion should ALWAYS come out 2nd in my opinion.

[Iceman]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/348/702/danielbryan_display_image.jpg?1341001709

[Ramsay]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5slz6bnYp1qmb6vf.gif

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, you just want to punch his cunting face in.

[Iceman]

to sleep or not to sleep?

[Iceman]

just compared Rock to Ali.....

[Black Dagger]

Shelton J. Benjamin
@Sheltyb803
Hey is the rumble over? How'd I do?

LOL

[Ramsay]

Shelton J. Benjamin
@Sheltyb803
Hey is the rumble over? How'd I do?

LOL

:joker::joker:

[Iceman]

and why have we got that ****ty belt. what the **** like get rid of the cunting thing. For over a year now i've heard of new ****ing belt and unless it crept up somone's ass ive yet to see it. Oh look the one we have spins thats funny. No it was funny for a day....get rid of it it's ****ing hideous and belongs in the trash... im deadly serious I want it gone now

[Ramsay]

just cant imagine rock with that title, but then again everyone thought that about HHH

[Iceman]

the **** is punk doing with the table?

[Stu]

I now have more DDP Yoga content on my Twitter stream than Royal Rumble.

[Iceman]

whats that chant?

[Ramsay]

They should of done Cena/Rock II at Summerslam or something like they did with Hogan/Rock

[Ramsay]

@grishamespn: John Cena wins the Royal Rumble Match! Nice to see someone who doesn't get to many big moments to win such a huge match#shocker

Todd Grisham :joker:

[Stu]

G'wan Da Grish.

[Black Dagger]

Todd's tweet :worship:

[Ramsay]

Just realised i called him Toad, ahh too much CBB

[Iceman]

Punk needs to grow his hair dye it blonde and wear jeans.

[Stu]

Blonde hair punk :worship:.

I miss him coming out to Miseria Cantare as well like back in the indies.

I need to find that series of matches he had with Chris Hero. They were amazeballs.

[Iceman]

we want lesnar

also sin cara can go get gang raped.

[Iceman]

Blonde hair punk :worship:.

I miss him coming out to Miseria Cantare as well like back in the indies.

I need to find that series of matches he had with Chris Hero. They were amazeballs.

DailyMotion had some but they keep getting taken down and reloaded....just keep an eye out

[Ramsay]

Val Venis has changed his twitter name to Kaptain Kannabis rofl

[Black Dagger]

Well Michael Cole has just gave it away...

So the lights meant nothing :joker:

[Ramsay]

always wondered how they see in the dark

[Stu]

TAZ ‏@OfficialTAZ

I'm a X Games fan, luv this stuff! Mad respect for the athletisem & toughness of these atheletes!

So Taz gives all the ****s in the world.

[Stu]

Vince said he'd strip Punk, regardless of what the ref saw. How silly.

Oh well ... Rock's winning anyway.

[Ramsay]

Well Michael Cole has just gave it away...

So the lights meant nothing :joker:

Would of been great if they made it a whodunit

[Ramsay]

THANK YOU LORD

[Stu]

Come on out, Vin Man. Vince ends the title reign.

[Ramsay]

dont do it vince dont

[Black Dagger]

TAZ ‏@OfficialTAZ

I'm a X Games fan, luv this stuff! Mad respect for the athletisem & toughness of these atheletes!

So Taz gives all the ****s in the world.

:joker::joker:

Would of been great if they made it a whodunit

Yeah we've not had one of them in a while... well bar 'WHO ATTACKED KAITLYN' and that wasn't solved.

[Iceman]

what

[Stu]

Please Punk beat him. Please please please please please please please.

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, Rock's winning :bored:

[Ramsay]

**** sake this company

[Stu]

This is epic in fairness.

[Stu]

With an elbow?

[Ramsay]

i love how rock can not only get a title shot without having a match in months, but can now just make up the rules

[Ramsay]

come on now

[Black Dagger]

And here comes Cena.

VOM.

[Iceman]

Rock Bottom BOOM

[Stu]

He slung the belt over his shoulder.

I'm okay with this.

[Stu]

So this is already the most predictable WrestleMania ever :(.

[Black Dagger]

Lesnar/HHH II
Rock/Cena II
Punk/Taker
Big Show/Ryback
Ziggler/Del Rio?

Lame tbh.

[Stu]

The sad thing is that this would have been a beautiful story if the fans all actually liked Cena. Everyone knew Austin was getting the title back at WrestleMania XV but it was still amazing because people wanted it.

[Iceman]

too tired to care, gnight folks

[Stu]

Night Eoin :).

[Ramsay]

i need proof it was shield, i think heyman powerbombed rocky through the table

[Ramsay]

night man!

[Stu]

It was Stevie Richards.

[spdaykem]

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[bbfan1991]

The Rock champion and John Cena winning the Royal Rumble? Well I think the outcome of the WrestleMania match is obvious then.

Disappointed I could not watch.

[Stu]

I'm so prone to hysteria when watching live wrestling. Cena and Rock is what should happen.



[We specialize in errata and history ‘round here, but seriously, there’s some nonsense floating around. Let’s get to it. And just to clarify off the bat, I’m a huge Punk fan. I’m a Punk O.G. I was driving to see C.M. Punk in ****ty gyms that smelled like feet when you were like seven. I was hating on The Rock when you were fingerpainting. Don’t try to go with me, you’ll get slapped the **** down.]

This is bull****! CM Punk’s reign was something special!

Yes it was, and it still is. It was already the longest reign in 25 years, the longest in the modern era, and the longest by anyone not named Hogan, Backlund, Sammartino or Morales. You got it. It happened. It’s done. It was a longer reign than any by Rock, Austin, Undertaker, HHH, Randy Savage, Bret Hart, Ric Flair, or HBK. What the hell more did you want?

I wanted it to be longer.

Why? So he could beat Cena two or three more times? So he could re-hash matches that already happened and were awesome with Ziggler or Bryan? So The Shield could foil Ryback an additional eighteen times? Don’t get greedy.

I wanted him to actually beat some dudes clean! They should’ve booked him stronger!

Dude. Pro wrestling. Have you not been here long? That’s how heel champions work. Check with the Four Horsemen or the nWo. This is what goes on. In fact, Punk was booked stronger — I’d like you to note that this is the longest reign in the history of the company by a heel. Every longer reign was by an unbeatable conquering hero type. This is the strongest heel reign in the history of wrestling, even if he was a face for half of it.

But he went down to the damn People’s Elbow! That makes him look like a bitch!

Did it make Hogan look weak? Or, you know, everybody for five years? Everyone has jobbed to the elbowdrop. And don’t start about finishing moves. Hogan’s finisher was a weak-ass legdrop. It’s pro wrestling. It hurts if they say it hurts.

Yeah, but…

No, **** you, I’m not done with this point yet. The WWE made CM Punk look stronger last night than they have at any point during his run. He kicked out of a Rock Bottom on the floor which was immediately preceded by a nasty table bump. He took it to The Rock more than Cena did at ‘Mania. And in case you haven’t noticed, only tippy-top guys who WWE has absolute faith in get to main event a big four PPV against The Rock. (Not Awesome Truth, that doesn’t count.) The fact that he lost is not WWE showing its lack of faith in CM Punk. If they didn’t have faith in CM Punk, they wouldn’t have kept their top title on him for a damn year and a half. That argument doesn’t even make sense, internet.

But it would’ve been better if he had defended the title at ‘Mania! The whole title reign was building to that!

No it wasn’t. Duh. First off, he’s a heel. Do you know what heels do at ‘Mania? They lose the belt to a top face. If that had happened, you just would’ve been bitching about it then. And the booking on this has been clear for, oh, I don’t know, two years. Don’t play dumb.

That’s the problem! You could see this coming from a mile away!

You could see the obvious, money-drawing angle that they’ve built the company around for almost half a decade coming? Good for you. The buildup to Cena-Rock II at WM29 has been underway for years. Literal years. You think they’re going to **** with that just to make a 400-day title reign a 500-day title reign?

I don’t want Cena-Rock II! That’s freakin’ lame!

Dude, step back. This is the most strongly built angle since the damn Megapowers exploded. Seriously. Cena started casting shade on Rock like seven years ago, when they didn’t even know if they could ever get him back in the ring again. It built perfectly to WM27, which built for a whole damn year to WM28, which has built for a whole damn year to WM29. You could argue that it’s the most carefully built angle in WWE history. And it makes them billions of dollars.

They shouldn’t be doing it again. It was billed as “Once in a Lifetime”. They’re cheapening last year.

NO. Not at all. This is the stupidest, most selective-memory argument that the internet has come up with in forever. The endgame to this epic angle was obviously and always Cena going over Rock, for exactly the reason every butthurt internet fan ever points out — that Rock is a part-time guy and Cena is the guy. (The fact that Cena’s not your guy is irrelevant.) You know what makes Cena’s win stronger? If he failed to beat Rocky last year. You know how you set it up again without invalidating the Once-in-a-Lifetime thing? Book it so that it happens organically, via Cena winning the Rumble and Rock holding the title. This isn’t new. Luger wasn’t supposed to get another shot at Yokozuna, but he won the ‘94 Rumble. Benoit wasn’t supposed to get another shot at HHH, but he won the ‘04 Rumble. It’s called pro wrestling.

But I don’t LIKE Rock and Cena! They’re not that good in the ring! They should be pushing the best wrestlers!

Again, welcome to pro wrestling, forever. The guys on top are the guys that draw the most money. John Cena draws crazy money, and has for ten years. The Rock draws all the remaining money. With this program, they’re going to sell out everything between now and Wrestlemania. That’s the name of the game. Lemme wise you to something: Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin were not the best wrestlers in the company during their respective reigns. Hell, neither was Sammartino. But every person in the country wanted to pay money to see them. That’s how it works. As it should be.

If they would book guys like Punk stronger, they’d draw more money!

Than Cena or Rock? Nope, never. Reference the fact that, uh, Punk was the champion for a year and a half. Can’t book him much stronger than that. And Cena was still the bigger draw. Deal with it. Get over it.

But the whole thing is just a giant ****-you to the IWC. They love trolling us. It happens every damn day…

No **** you shut up forever. The smart fans have never had more of an influence over the product than they do right now. Ziggler, Bryan, Cesaro, Sandow, Rhodes, Punk and a billion other dudes are in prominent positions on every episode of every show. That’s for you. There you go. Have it. The people who buy WWE Rumblers and Brawlin’ Buddies and bedsheets pay the money and get Cena and Rock on top, you get the rest of the damn card. Again, don’t be ****ing greedy.

But now they’re saying that it’ll be Punk vs. Undertaker! So after this, Punk’s reward is laying down to keep an old man’s streak alive?

YES BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST HONOR IN THE COMPANY. Pay attention. The Undertaker’s streak has become a much bigger deal than the WWE Title. That **** is fact. That **** is gospel. The titles have been devalued; the streak is essentially the longest-running angle in the history of pro wrestling. It’s the most prestigious **** they have. Who gets to wrestle The Undertaker at ‘Mania? For four years, they’ve thought that only Shawn and HHH were worthy of it. Now Punk is. That’s a pretty ****ing big deal.

Punk should win, then.

**** you no. That’s not how it works. He gets the biggest rub possible just by being in the match. And if he loses, than he can get it again next year, or someone else can, or it can be over and just go down in history as an awesome forever thing. We’re past the point where the Streak should’ve ended. It shouldn’t.

Well, they’re not getting my money because I don’t like it.

You were illegally streaming the damn pay-per-views anyway, ****head. And if you weren’t, they’ll be more than happy with the hundreds of thousands of additional buys they’ll get by doing Cena-Rock II. And then they’ll get you back by booking Ziggler vs. Bryan vs. Punk vs. Cesaro in an IWC blowjob match at Over the Limit or some ****. Also, you’re still going to buy DVDs, you’re still going to pay like $40 for a Jinder Mahal action figure, and you’re still gonna drop like $150 when Raw comes to town on a Ziggler t-shirt so you can boo The Rock and feel like an individual. Don’t front.

But I want only the things I like to happen all the time and I don’t give a **** about what anyone else wants! Especially children! I hate children!

We know.

Oh my holy ****ing CHRIST this is THE BEST POST IN THE HISTORY OF POSTS EVER. Don’t **** yourself over and not read it. THIS POST IS PERFECT.

From Tumblr. Amazing.

[Iceman]

That post is :love:

[Ramsay]

After sleeping on it and reading that, it does make sense

[Brother Leon]

I'm just glad Punk lost it tbf. **** was getting real stale.

[Novo]

Let's hope Cena can piss on Rocky's parade at WM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pd00Csom1r3278yo1_500.gif

[Iceman]

Cena's clearly winning.... Thrice in a lifetime at WM 30.....

[Stu]

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[Ramsay]

Think i'm gonna be Team Cena again this WM tbh

[Stu]

Yep. This time we're guaranteed a win.

I'll never forget the WrestleMania gaf party we had last year when I walked in in front of the sham bais with 'CENATION' going across my knuckles and they couldn't understand coz the last PPV they stayed up for was Backlash on Channel 4.

[Iceman]

I'll just stick with Rock then haha. I want a much better standard of match than last year though.

[Stu]

That's the one exciting thing about it man. It should be a much, much better match. They should really make it with more false finishes than they had in Austin/Rock at X-Seven. No match has had that many close falls yet and this is the time to do it.

If I recall the reason last years match was so dull was because Cena dropped Wok on his head and he was dazed for the rest of the match. The silly, loveable twat.

[Iceman]

Also im afraid Novo will beat me f I change to cena....

I've gone from this in the past year:

Punk
Rock
Punk
Rock
Punk
Rock

imagine I threw cena in there

[Black Dagger]

Last year's match was garbage, it might have come across as 'passable' had it been on before HHH/Taker, but no it was just a flop.

[Stu]

Novo will be fine as long as you don't interrupt his viewing of Miz jobbing to Yoshi Tatsu in the pre show :wavey:.

[Iceman]

That's the one exciting thing about it man. It should be a much, much better match. They should really make it with more false finishes than they had in Austin/Rock at X-Seven. No match has had that many close falls yet and this is the time to do it.

If I recall the reason last years match was so dull was because Cena dropped Wok on his head and he was dazed for the rest of the match. The silly, loveable twat.

Yeah a torn hamstring.....and he went on? crazy ****er haha.

[Ramsay]

I just hate this version of Rocky for some reason, he comes back..gets main event at WM (tbh though it was always going to be main event), disappears for a while, gets a title shot out of no where for no reason and probably wont wrestle again until Mania. he's just wrecking my head. At least Punk and Cena are around

[Stu]

I just hate this version of Rocky for some reason, he comes back..gets main event at WM (tbh though it was always going to be main event), disappears for a while, gets a title shot out of no where for no reason and probably wont wrestle again until Mania. he's just wrecking my head. At least Punk and Cena are around
I can get over that because he draws the money - and it gives Punk a great reason to moan. What I hate is his promo style. He's turned from a razor sharp smart arse prick into a nice guy.

And that's the thing. Even when Rock was super over as a face he was still a complete bastard. Now he's kind of this father, motivational speaker, life coach douchebag.

And I hate the bloody head. He needs some hair. He looks like a robot. And as much as people give Cena slack for his kiddy promos Rock's jokes are waaaaaay worse. Catchphrases catch on naturally. Rock's trying to create them now and it all feels so forced :(.

[Iceman]

I think i'll leave this thread seperate for a bit....remind me to merge with the main one before I leave....

[Stu]

... leave?

Are they writing you out of the storyline?

[michael21]

i am downloading Royal Rumble and last night raw now :amazed:

[michael21]

I think i'll leave this thread seperate for a bit....remind me to merge with the main one before I leave....

reminding you nowwwwwwww :dance::dance::dance: