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Petershaw1984
30-01-2013, 10:34 AM
do you sit down on the toilet to wee? i do its so good and you dont get splash back. so go on own up, do you sit down to pee

thesheriff443
30-01-2013, 11:06 AM
only at home, plus if you get up in the middle of the night if you sit down you dont have to put the light on.

Benjamin
30-01-2013, 11:09 AM
yes because i hate when you wake up and it just flies around uncontrolled all over the toilet seat the toilet back, the floor and yor legs, especially if you have wooden floor as you can slip in it. the toilet is a dangerous place

thesheriff443
30-01-2013, 11:12 AM
yes because i hate when you wake up and it just flies around uncontrolled all over the toilet seat the toilet back, the floor and yor legs, especially if you have wooden floor as you can slip in it. the toilet is a dangerous place

ben get a grip of that penis.

Roy Mars III
30-01-2013, 11:21 AM
yes.

Marc
30-01-2013, 11:29 AM
Sit down pee is easier in the morning

thesheriff443
30-01-2013, 11:32 AM
Sit down pee is easier in the morning

it is if you have morning wood:joker:

arista
30-01-2013, 11:35 AM
do you sit down on the toilet to wee? i do its so good and you dont get splash back. so go on own up, do you sit down to pee



Hell NO

Jesus.
30-01-2013, 12:18 PM
Of course. I call it the "lazy wee".

The real question should be whether you dab or shake.

I'm a committed toilet roll dabber, and never shake unless I'm at a urinal and I'm without options.

Shaking is inconsistent and doesn't remove the excess, whereas dabbing is guaranteed for dryness and clean underwear.

MTVN
30-01-2013, 12:22 PM
I am with arista on this one

Petershaw1984
30-01-2013, 12:26 PM
Of course. I call it the "lazy wee".

The real question should be whether you dab or shake.

I'm a committed toilet roll dabber, and never shake unless I'm at a urinal and I'm without options.

Shaking is inconsistent and doesn't remove the excess, whereas dabbing is guaranteed for dryness and clean underwear.

im deffo a dabber if im at home. if im at work its just a shake and hope for the best

Kazanne
30-01-2013, 01:38 PM
ben get a grip of that penis.

:joker::joker:

Stu
30-01-2013, 03:02 PM
No. I'm not a paraplegic.

King Gizzard
30-01-2013, 03:27 PM
Of course. I call it the "lazy wee".

The real question should be whether you dab or shake.

I'm a committed toilet roll dabber, and never shake unless I'm at a urinal and I'm without options.

Shaking is inconsistent and doesn't remove the excess, whereas dabbing is guaranteed for dryness and clean underwear.


if anything pulling down trousers and sitting down is alot more effort than simply standing up

Smithy
30-01-2013, 03:28 PM
:conf2: no

Glenn.
30-01-2013, 03:42 PM
I do in the mornings coz I can hardly stand.

Jesus.
30-01-2013, 03:42 PM
if anything pulling down trousers and sitting down is alot more effort than simply standing up

How very short sighted of you Nathan. Any more effort wasted in unbuttoning your trousers and pulling them down, versus just pulling down the zip, fiddling around, and popping out the little fella, is more than earned back by the fact you get to sit down. Sitting down - what's not to love?

Because I'm a dabber, it makes it easier to sort out when I'm sitting down than when I'm standing up.

Jesus.
30-01-2013, 03:43 PM
I do in the mornings coz I can hardly stand.

Welcome back hombre.

Marcus.
30-01-2013, 04:06 PM
yes i do in the mornings

Slevin
30-01-2013, 04:10 PM
nope

Legend killer
30-01-2013, 04:15 PM
Whether I have morning glory or not I piss standing up if I miss my target so be it. If I wanted to sit down while pissing I would have a sex change

Jamie585
30-01-2013, 04:18 PM
Never have, Never will.

InOne
30-01-2013, 04:24 PM
If I'm drunk or at someone elses house I will do.

armand.kay
30-01-2013, 05:13 PM
Wtf no!! I never knew guys did this...talking about it i need to pee now :(

Marc
30-01-2013, 05:16 PM
:joker: it's not a crime

Alf
30-01-2013, 05:19 PM
of course, nothing shameful about it, it's comfier, dosn't make as much mess, and you can also have a bab at the same time. can't beat sat on the bog having a poo-wee, whilst reading the newspaper first thing in the morning.

Alf
30-01-2013, 05:24 PM
If I wanted to sit down while pissing I would have a sex change
no you wouldn't, you'd just sit down on the toilet, it's easy, you don't need to have a sex change.

Slevin
30-01-2013, 05:43 PM
of course, nothing shameful about it, it's comfier, dosn't make as much mess, and you can also have a bab at the same time. can't beat sat on the bog having a poo-wee, whilst reading the newspaper first thing in the morning.
some douchers will pull that man card crap about it but i agree nothing wrong with sitting down if thats your thing. the only time ive done it is when i need to take a deuce but have no idea i had to piss though. other than that im standing.:joker:

btw love the avatar. Trailer Park Boys rules.

armand.kay
31-01-2013, 01:39 AM
What mess are you guys talking about?? do you hold your willy when you pee? coz i do and there's no mess at all.

LemonJam
31-01-2013, 03:10 AM
I stand up when I **** #manpoints

Glenn.
31-01-2013, 03:14 AM
This thread :love:

Ramsay
31-01-2013, 03:18 AM
i pee sittting down and **** standing up #yolo

Ramsay
31-01-2013, 03:19 AM
oh wait LJ already said that

Slevin
31-01-2013, 09:03 AM
What mess are you guys talking about?? do you hold your willy when you pee? coz i do and there's no mess at all.
lol its called piss splatter. cant help that if you're standing.

Marc
31-01-2013, 10:59 AM
I stand up when I **** #manpoints

:love:

flamingGalah!
31-01-2013, 04:08 PM
Yes, but usually only for my first morning wee. And I only shake dry...

Apple202
31-01-2013, 04:22 PM
yes its so much better

Me. I Am Salman
31-01-2013, 04:51 PM
All the time.