help me - is this to chessey

[Marcus.]

on a sunday it me and my lass alone time
no internet just me and her and i am wonding is this to chessey

http://i47.tinypic.com/xnyzrs.jpg

[LemonJam]

yes

[Saph]

its cute but buy a box of selection chocolates and line the inside of the petal heart with them :)

[Legend killer]

Marcus hit her with this and you will have her playing the fiddle all night long

I would run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to my back shouting insults at me while whipping the back of my head while a midget on a moped follows me with a paintball gun that's shooting frozen paintballs at my nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with my bare hands blind folded just shake hands with the janitor that cleaned your high school classroom at the end of it all


I would have all my teeth pulled with zero anesthesia, then learn the most primitive, complicated form of chinese mandarin, and communicate in nothing but hand-written notes (in chinese mandarin) for the rest of my life just to have my ears filled with lysergic acid by someone who high fived you last year.


I would eat 7 bricks, inhale a bucket of cholorine while having the dad from "Everybody Hates Chris" rub his post-workout underpants in my eyes, and willingly put both of my arms in a woodchipper just to play 1 hand of online blackjack against you on a dial up connection.


I would spend the next 45 years of my life in the most far away, isolated region of the Antarctic tundra, and drink nothing but expired milk from 1979 while being waterboarded at all hours of the day and night by aliens who use my toenails and eyelashes to conduct experiments on the dna of humans.

All to have a 1 in 3 million chance of sitting through a 5 hour lecture from your first grade teacher's next door neighbor's brother on incestual relationships between brothers.

I would willingly contract the most severe case of permanent chicken pox ever recorded in human history, and take a Zdeno Chara full on slap shot to my face from 10 feet away just to be able to shake the hand of the man who drew up the architecture for the building in which you are in in this video/picture.

[Joseline]

Just give her a good pounding, thats all a girl ever wants.

[Smithy]

a bit yeah

how long have you been together marcus?

[Apple202]

are you going out with gemma collins

[Marcus.]

a bit yeah

how long have you been together marcus?

9 day

try to be a bit romantic

[Jesus.]

Make sure you do it on her bed, and don't break in to the house in the picture. Breaking and entering is never a good date.

[Munchkins]

are you going out with gemma collins

[Marcus.]

are you going out with gemma collins

no apple i am not

[Munchkins]

Nine days and you've done rumpy pumpy
moving fast ey?

[thesheriff443]

give her a great night!, dont turn up

[Marcus.]

Make sure you do it on her bed, and don't break in to the house in the picture. Breaking and entering is never a good date.

yes i not going to

i going to sent her out
then do all this

are you going out with gemma collins

no i am not

[Saph]

send her out? :suspect:

[Legend killer]

Just give her a good pounding, thats all a girl ever wants.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1732587_o.gif

[Marcus.]

Nine days and you've done rumpy pumpy
moving fast ey?

told you
it was valentines day and i was cought up in the moment

give her a great night!, dont turn up

no i will not do that

[Marcus.]

send her out? :suspect:

maybe say i forgot something and ask her nicely can she to get it

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1732587_o.gif

what the pic

[Cherie]

told you
it was valentines day and i was cought up in the moment


no i will not do that

thought you hadnt confirmed or denied the rumpy pumpy Marcus, a gentleman never tells and all that?

[Marcus.]

thought you hadnt confirmed or denied the rumpy pumpy Marcus, a gentleman never tells and all that?

i told them cherie
have no idea why

[Saph]

maybe say i forgot something and ask her nicely can she to get it



errrr that might not go down very well

[Smithy]

9 day

try to be a bit romantic

might want to slow down a bit

seems like you're coming on a bit desperate

[Cherie]

in answer to you question Marcus only you can decide, we don't know her from adam so she might love it she might run a mile, not every girl wants the sterotypical roses and chocolate romance, but as you have known her for quite a long time Im sure you can judge for yourself.

[Marcus.]

errrr that might not go down very well

trying to think how to be nice and get her out of her place so i can do this

[Jesus.]

Just tell her to get out or the belt comes off.

[Marcus.]

might want to slow down a bit

seems like you're coming on a bit desperate

right thanks smithy

in answer to you question Marcus only you can decide, we don't know her from adam so she might love it she might run a mile, not every girl wants the sterotypical roses and chocolate romance, but as you have known her for quite a long time Im sure you can judge for yourself.

yeah cool

[Marcus.]

Just tell her to get out or the belt comes off.

never do that like

[Munchkins]

Yeah, its up to you to be the judge
She might find it to much, but then again she did do the deed on the first night with you so :p

[Saph]

trying to think how to be nice and get her out of her place so i can do this

your better off saying you need to use the toilet, quickly doing it and calling her up or something.

but if you've never been in her room before it might seem a little bit of an invasion of privacy if you set it all up on her bed tbh.

[Marcus.]

your better off saying you need to use the toilet, quickly doing it and calling her up or something.

but if you've never been in her room before it might seem a little bit of an invasion of privacy if you set it all up on her bed tbh.

i have saph
i may use that thank you :hugesmile:

[Saph]

well thats not too bad then :laugh:

[Marcus.]

well thats not too bad then :laugh:

yeah
going to use your idea saph

[Munchkins]

Saph if it all goes wrong, it's your fault LOL

[Saph]

good ;)

[Saph]

no not good at that, good at what Marcus said :laugh:

[Marcus.]

no not good at that, good at what Marcus said :laugh:

i will not blame you don't worry

[Marcus.]

Saph if it all goes wrong, it's your fault LOL

yeah it is lol
nah it not

[King Gizzard]

she will very much want the D after seeing that

[Kazanne]

Make sure you do it on her bed, and don't break in to the house in the picture. Breaking and entering is never a good date.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marcus.]

:joker::joker::joker:

what do you think kazy

[Cherie]

she will very much want the D after seeing that

OR she might diall 999 and report Marcus as a stalker, stll its 50/50 on how it goes so there remains a chance he might be able to give D an airing..

[Glenn.]

-has visions of Marcus being arrested-

[Marcus.]

-has visions of Marcus being arrested-

wow why like

[Glenn.]

You might scare her and she might phone the police.

[mizzy25]

in answer to your question yes it is a little too cheesy. nothing wrong with giving her 1 single rose, some chocs and maybe even a bottle of wine if u want to be romantic, heck just the chocs wud do. All that on the bed after only 9 days is way too much imo of course.

[Marcus.]

You might scare her and she might phone the police.

right i may just get rid of that then just put a roses on the bed

[Marcus.]

in answer to your question yes it is a little too cheesy. nothing wrong with giving her 1 single rose, some chocs and maybe even a bottle of wine if u want to be romantic, heck just the chocs wud do. All that on the bed after only 9 days is way too much imo of course.

ok
how about this 1 single rose, chocolates, bottle of wine and we watch a movie

this that better or still to much

[Cherie]

in answer to your question yes it is a little too cheesy. nothing wrong with giving her 1 single rose, some chocs and maybe even a bottle of wine if u want to be romantic, heck just the chocs wud do. All that on the bed after only 9 days is way too much imo of course.

Mizzy the voice of reason :worship:

[Marcus.]

Mizzy the voice of reason :worship:

that idea no whent bye bye now it

how about this 1 single rose, chocolates, bottle of wine and we watch a movie

this that better or still to much

[Munchkins]

in answer to your question yes it is a little too cheesy. nothing wrong with giving her 1 single rose, some chocs and maybe even a bottle of wine if u want to be romantic, heck just the chocs wud do. All that on the bed after only 9 days is way too much imo of course.

Totally Agree Mizzy :)

[mizzy25]

that idea no whent bye bye now it

how about this 1 single rose, chocolates, bottle of wine and we watch a movie

this that better or still to much

sounds perfect to me.

[mizzy25]

what movie? make sure its something good a nice romcom or scare her with a horror or a thriller so you can protect her ; )

[Marcus.]

sounds perfect to me.

yes thank you mizzy

[Marcus.]

what movie? make sure its something good a nice romcom or scare her with a horror or a thriller so you can protect her ; )

oh yes i will

thank you mizzy:hug:

[Kazanne]

what do you think kazy

Marcus only you know the girl,if she likes you she will be flattered by all your attention and will show it,if she is a bit 'cool' about it then it may be better to take things slowly,just go with the flow and dont force anything(not in a naughty way):hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

Marcus only you know the girl,if she likes you she will be flattered by all your attention and will show it,if she is a bit 'cool' about it then it may be better to take things slowly,just go with the flow and dont force anything(not in a naughty way):hugesmile:

i would never

[Withano]

To be honest, if that is your bedroom, you're probably loaded and don't need to put much effort in

[Annie]

If my boyfie made a bed like that, i would leave him instantly

[GypsyGoth]

Marcus cover yourself in edible chocolate.

[Ramsay]

Considering you've only been seeing her 9 days, its a bit weird

[King Gizzard]

not everywhere that could be quite painful

[Annie]

Considering you've only been seeing her 9 days, its a bit weird

:laugh2:

Oh my god. Shut up?

You did this after 9 days?

Go and see a doctor. Say you have "Rheumatoid Arthritis"

[Kizzy]

[QUOTE=Marcus.;5843711]told you
it was valentines day and i was cought up in the moment

Valentines day....thought you said you had only been seeing her 9 days?
Did you bang her after 5 days? thats a bit soon marcus :nono:

[Ramsay]

Marcus is Gaz from Geordie Shore, it all makes sense now

[Annie]

http://youtu.be/RoZ7JXkv6_o

[Withano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDWJn3IwiaM

[Black Dagger]

I'm a hopeless romantic so stuff like this is :love:

[King Gizzard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDWJn3IwiaM

is it bad i find her really hypnotizing/attractive

[Jesus.]

You should write Marcus loves Gemma on her wall in your own blood, while you're there. That'll get her moist.

[Ramsay]

You should write Marcus loves Gemma on her wall in your own blood, while you're there. That'll get her moist.

''That's the most romantic thing anyones ever done for me''

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/jquJMAOTr8ABJUAhyj8H8w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/the-juice/louise-big-brother.jpg

[Munchkins]

[QUOTE=Marcus.;5843711]told you
it was valentines day and i was cought up in the moment

Valentines day....thought you said you had only been seeing her 9 days?
Did you bang her after 5 days? thats a bit soon marcus :nono:

They banged the day they started going out

[Jesus.]

Marcus is like Pringles. Once Marcus be poppin', dem hoes don't be stoppin.

[Jesus.]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8236nnN3R1qc8ot5.jpg