View Full Version : Have you ever followed through?
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 05:13 PM
Serious question. :hugesmile:
Nah :laugh:
Have you? :suspect:
I think you have and thats what gave you the idea for this thread.
Jake.
25-02-2013, 05:16 PM
When I was younger :laugh:
Gstar
25-02-2013, 05:17 PM
Lol no
Black Dagger
25-02-2013, 05:18 PM
urgh
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 05:18 PM
Nah :laugh:
Have you? :suspect:
I think you have and thats what gave you the idea for this thread.
I have once :(
I was about 17 and sat at the bus stop hungover. I farted but put a bit too much force and strain into it and all hell broke loose in my boxers. Luckily the bus stop was outside my house so I shuffled discreetly away and back in, had a shower and changed. I was late for work because of it and paranoid all day that it was going to happen again while I was serving a table.
urgh
That a yes then Lucas?
Don't be embarrassed, Ben has too.
Black Dagger
25-02-2013, 05:20 PM
No I have not. I know when I need to go to the bathroom :hmph:
I even leave College if I got to go :idc:
I have once :(
I was about 17 and sat at the bus stop hungover. I farted but put a bit too much force and strain into it and all hell broke loose in my boxers. Luckily the bus stop was outside my house so I shuffled discreetly away and back in, had a shower and changed. I was late for work because of it and paranoid all day that it was going to happen again while I was serving a table.
Hahahahah :joker::joker::joker:
I'm sorry Ben but this is hilarious, the sad smiley just makes it even funnier
Jake.
25-02-2013, 05:22 PM
I have once :(
I was about 17 and sat at the bus stop hungover. I farted but put a bit too much force and strain into it and all hell broke loose in my boxers. Luckily the bus stop was outside my house so I shuffled discreetly away and back in, had a shower and changed. I was late for work because of it and paranoid all day that it was going to happen again while I was serving a table.
:joker::joker:
Glenn.
25-02-2013, 05:30 PM
I once had a sickness and diarrhoea bug that come on in the night. I had been in and out of bed all night throwing up from my mouth and bottom and there was one point when I didn't make it out of bed and ended throwing up on my bedroom floor, whilst a rancid flow of poo was coming out the other end.
Worst night of my life.
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 05:31 PM
Hahahahah :joker::joker::joker:
I'm sorry Ben but this is hilarious, the sad smiley just makes it even funnier
Honestly it was awful. I just felt this hot mess (sorry for the description) erupt and smear around my boxers and I remember just freezing on the spot praying that I hadn't just **** myself. I then remember thinking what if it started to smell and everyone at the bus stop knew I had just soiled my boxers.
I kind of just looked in my bag and made out I had forgot something, muttering under my breathe something like óh I forgot my bloody phone', grumble, grumble before slinking off and running back to my house to assess the damage. It was everywhere (hence why I had to have the shower).
Yes I'm quite proud of how I follow through actually
It's one of the best parts of my golf swing
Niamh.
25-02-2013, 06:10 PM
Honestly it was awful. I just felt this hot mess (sorry for the description) erupt and smear around my boxers and I remember just freezing on the spot praying that I hadn't just **** myself. I then remember thinking what if it started to smell and everyone at the bus stop knew I had just soiled my boxers.
I kind of just looked in my bag and made out I had forgot something, muttering under my breathe something like óh I forgot my bloody phone', grumble, grumble before slinking off and running back to my house to assess the damage. It was everywhere (hence why I had to have the shower).
Ugh God Ben
:laugh2:
Lololololol.. I'm actually having a thigh slapping laugh at you Ben :laugh3:
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 06:16 PM
I'm in no way proud of that moment btw. It was a horrendous experience, one that I hope never ever happens again. I'm just thankful I was near my house, because I don't know what I would have done if it had happened at work.
My friend pissed herself laughing in broad daylight in the town centre... it was actually running down the hill.
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 06:23 PM
:joker:
That makes me feel slightly better. I'm sure that has to be more users that have **** themselves, it can't just be me? :(
Amy Jade
25-02-2013, 06:24 PM
When I read this topic header I thought it was something nice like followed through with a promise or something
Should have known it would have been about pooing yourself when I saw Ben's name attached.
No Ben, it'll just be you :bored:
Jake.
25-02-2013, 06:26 PM
I was in the car, ill, with a bad stomache, and my mum got out to get some medicine. I attempted to have a small fart but I felt a bubble come out full of poo and it popped :(
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 06:29 PM
:joker:
That's more like it, I know others have **** themselves. Own up.
And StupidHoe, I don't usually talk about poo, that's Marc. :tongue:
Amy Jade
25-02-2013, 06:29 PM
This is so messed up.
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 06:30 PM
So were my boxers. :(
Niamh.
25-02-2013, 06:31 PM
:laugh2:
:joker:
That's more like it, I know others have **** themselves. Own up.
And StupidHoe, I don't usually talk about poo, that's Marc. :tongue:
I'll BET Marc has shat himself at some point
Niamh.
25-02-2013, 06:41 PM
I'll BET Marc has shat himself at some point
I bet he does it for fun tbh
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 06:47 PM
:joker:
Amy Jade
25-02-2013, 06:50 PM
Why do I keep looking?
Benjamin
25-02-2013, 06:58 PM
:laugh:
Petershaw1984
25-02-2013, 07:19 PM
Yes. I farted and a bit of watery poo came out so I took off my underpants and stuck them to a lada (a car) windscreen .
I was about 15 at the time
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