Vampire Apocalypse

[Josy]

You wake up and switch on the TV/Radio and hear the breaking news that there are thousands of vampires are all over the world causing chaos.

What do you do?

[King Gizzard]

Probably offer myself up to them, don't want to delay the inevitable

[Josy]

Probably offer myself up to them, don't want to delay the inevitable

:joker::joker:

[Josy]

I would grab some garlic then....I don't know what else :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Have you been watching 30 days of night young Josephine

[Josy]

Nah, watched that a few times before though :laugh:

Do they use garlic in that? :suspect:

[King Gizzard]

Can't remember

[Drew.]

Although not quite the same thing.. i'd copy what they do in Shaun Of The Dead

[Benjamin]

I'd prefer if it was Zombies. Can you change the scenario Jopsy?

[King Gizzard]

yeah not quite sure Vampires could ever pull off a successful apocalypse tbh :idc:

[King Gizzard]

Zombies would be much more fun as long as they're the slow ones and not the ones from World War Z

[Josy]

Although not quite the same thing.. i'd copy what they do in Shaun Of The Dead

What? Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

MTVN wont be happy, thats normally his line.

[Josy]

I'd prefer if it was Zombies. Can you change the scenario Jopsy?

yeah not quite sure Vampires could ever pull off a successful apocalypse tbh :idc:

No we ****ing can't, it's vampires, Zombies have been done over and over so this time it's vampires ok?

I don't know why I bother sometimes :idc:

[Drew.]

What? Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

MTVN wont be happy, thats normally his line.

this is exactly what i'd do :worship:

[Benjamin]

No we ****ing can't, it's vampires, Zombies have been done over and over so this time it's vampires ok?

I don't know why I bother sometimes :idc:

Josy stop mugging me off! Zombies have been overdone, but vampires clearly have too! You should make it evil leprechauns, they haven't been mass covered by Hollywood yet. :idc:

[King Gizzard]

How the **** could Vampires cause the end of the world when they throw a hissy fit at the first sign of sunlight?

[Josy]

Eh Ben leprechauns have been done, have you not seen the movies?

[Josy]

How the **** could Vampires cause the end of the world when they throw a hissy fit at the first sign of sunlight?

They will bite everyone before the sun comes up. :idc:

[Benjamin]

There was one movie, Josy, one. Stop exaggerating. :bored:

[King Gizzard]

could you imagine 20,000 Niamh's taking over the world

[Josy]

There was one movie, Josy, one. Stop exaggerating. :bored:

There was 6

[Benjamin]

could you imagine 20,000 Niamh's taking over the world

Urgh, imagining one Niamh is bad enough. I nearly vomited in my mouth.

[Drew.]

it may have already started

t9iTUO3wSrs

[Benjamin]

There was 6

Shush Josy, you're wasting time to carry out your plans to survive the leprechauns.

[Josy]

http://www.freewebs.com/ilovedavebensonphillips/benson.gif

Beware of the guy that ****s out shoes

[Josy]

Oh fs you have changed the title again, now my last post doesnt make sense.

[King Gizzard]

do any of your posts make sense

[Josy]

Of course

[Benjamin]

Drunk again. :bored:

[Josy]

Drunk again. :bored:

Really? sober up then Ben, I honestly think you should stay off it for a bit you know :idc:

[Benjamin]

Really? sober up then Ben, I honestly think you should stay off it for a bit you know :idc:

Oooh, you venomous bint.

I hope a leprechaun comes along and eats your eyes.

[Josy]

FS bit harsh that

[Josy]

The drink is making you nasty.

Youve changed Ben :idc:

[Benjamin]

I haven't changed Josy, I've always been like this, your infatuation of me just blinded you from the truth.

[Josy]

Well now I have taken off my Ben tinted specs and can see what you really are.

[Josy]

Btw my threads always end up ruined :bawling:

[Benjamin]

Okay, back on topic, I'd probably stay indoors at night time and lock myself away and then do what I needed during the day.

[Vicky.]

Go out immediately and get myself bitten :evilgrin:

This is a fantasy of mine so I would actually be happy about it

[Vanessa]

I'd grab one of those sexy vamps and have some fun! :evilgrin: I'd have to tie him up and cover his mouth though! :joker:

[Ramsay]

ask them nicely to leave me alone

[Vanessa]

ask them nicely to leave me alone

What if they don't want to ? :joker:

[Ramsay]

offer them some cookies in place of myself, that would surely work

[Niamh.]

I would get one to turn me and then I would get some dinner, Ben would be first on my list :idc:

[Tom4784]

I'd douse my house in Solar Lighting.

I'd grab one of those sexy vamps and have some fun! :evilgrin: I'd have to tie him up and cover his mouth though! :joker:

Go out immediately and get myself bitten :evilgrin:

This is a fantasy of mine so I would actually be happy about it

But what if they were Nosferatu style vampires?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdd3zE8l31rprz3po1_500.jpg

[Vicky.]

I wouldnt care. Its just the idea of the sharp teeth I like, not that vamps are usually hot (in films and such) :p

[MTVN]

What? Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

MTVN wont be happy, thats normally his line.

Was coming in here to post this :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Go into a Rocket and blast off to space.

[Mystic Mock]

How the **** could Vampires cause the end of the world when they throw a hissy fit at the first sign of sunlight?

Also they can fall in love with humans as well so just flirt with them for a bit.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

I'd grab one of those sexy vamps and have some fun! :evilgrin: I'd have to tie him up and cover his mouth though! :joker:

:shocked::joker:

[Josy]

Was coming in here to post this :joker:

Knew it :laugh:

[Vanessa]

I'd douse my house in Solar Lighting.





But what if they were Nosferatu style vampires?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdd3zE8l31rprz3po1_500.jpg

:joker: No chance!

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/yGPZAlD.jpg