Jokes you remember as a kid

[InOne]

I can always remember this floating around "I've given up drinking, smoking and swearing... Oh ****, left my cigs in the pub"

I don't think that was quite it cos don't remember it being that bad LOL but you get what I mean

[Niamh.]

What did one chimney say to the other chimney?

You're too young to be smoking

[Kazanne]

What's green and bounces round the garden?

A Spring Cabbage:blush:

[Jesus.]

Your mom..........

[Ryan57]

Where does Sadam Hussain keep his CD's?

In a Raq.

Better said out loud. Love that joke. Will never forget my Uncle telling it me.

[Kazanne]

Where does Sadam Hussain keep his CD's?

In a Raq.

Better said out loud. Love that joke. Will never forget my Uncle telling it me.

Ha,that's quite good

[AnnieK]

Where does Sadam Hussain keep his CD's?

In a Raq.

Better said out loud. Love that joke. Will never forget my Uncle telling it me.

A similar one I remember was

Where does Saddam Hussain keep his armies???


Up his sleevies.