Spambot Liberation Front - Marcus' story, speech, and manifesto are on Pg 19.

[Kizzy]

It dose indeed :worship:

Who has a dose?...Ooh sorry to hear that glenn :(
Was wondering where this thread was ...Languishing in the undergrowth it seems.

[Vanessa]

Who has a dose?...Ooh sorry to hear that glenn :(
Was wondering where this thread was ...Languishing in the undergrowth it seems.

:laugh3:

[Livia]

"Respect".

Hilarious.

[Kizzy]

"Respect".

Hilarious.

It is funny isn't it, it's a word not oft associated with spambots though...

[Vanessa]

It is funny isn't it, it's a word not oft associated with spambots though...

:dance:

[Glenn.]

Marcus will still get more votes than your party.

[Livia]

It is funny isn't it, it's a word not oft associated with spambots though...

Did you want something particular? Or are you just here to have a dig. Vanessa got very upset with me for doing that yesterday. She posted several emoticons about it.

[Glenn.]

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Glenn.]

Something like that livia?

[Livia]

Something like that livia?

LOL... yes, a lot like that.

[Kizzy]

Did you want something particular? Or are you just here to have a dig. Vanessa got very upset with me for doing that yesterday. She posted several emoticons about it.

Oh that's not very nice is it? and I was very accommodating yesterday :hmph:
Well I will leave then, MTVN was right a very elitist set up indeed..... bai

[Vanessa]

Oh that's not very nice is it? and I was very accommodating yesterday :hmph:
Well I will leave then, MTVN was right a very elitist set up indeed..... bai

:joker: at people taking these election so seriously. It's just a game. :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

on it not kizzy
they are just putting boom in my going to be good speech

[Glenn.]

What's the point in playing a game if you're going to lose.

I admire your optimism :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Livia]

:joker: at people taking these election so seriously. It's just a game. :hugesmile:

No one could accuse you of taking it seriously Vanessa, the smilies take away the seriousness from any subject. Anyhoo... was there anything else?

[Brother Leon]

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

:dance::dance::dance::::wavey::joker::elephant:

[Jesus.]

:xyxwave: :xyxwave: :wavey: :elephant: :devil:

[Vanessa]

Good luck, Marcus. :)

[Marcus.]

spech nearly do just need to put it into words

[Marcus.]

Good luck, Marcus. :)

same back ness:spin:

[Marcus.]

speech is going to be up tomoro

[AnnieK]

Looking forward to reading it Marcus, is it a masterpiece?

[Marcus.]

Looking forward to reading it Marcus, is it a masterpiece?

ermm i was told it was good and i am really pround of my speech

[AnnieK]

That's good...I'm sure you will have done yourself, your party and your followers proud!

[Glenn.]

Can't wait to hear it :worship:

[Marcus.]

That's good...I'm sure you will have done yourself, your party and your followers proud!

Can't wait to hear it :worship:

awww thanks guys:blush2:

let say it the most i ever writen

[Jesus.]

The SLF Liberation Front manifesto will be released on Wednesday at 8pm sharp.

We have seen the embarrassment of other parties releasing everything they have in the first minute and we have learned from this. We have released some of our work already - the amazing artwork created by Locke and Nathan, plus the amazing range of merchandise created by Ammi.

SLF - Viva la revolution.

[Marcus.]

The SLF Liberation Front manifesto will be released on Wednesday at 8pm sharp.

We have seen the embarrassment of other parties releasing everything they have in the first minute and we have learned from this. We have released some of our work already - the amazing artwork created by Locke and Nathan, plus the amazing range of merchandise created by Ammi.

SLF - Viva la revolution.

this^

[Marcus.]

welcome annie to slf

[Roy Mars III]

i can barely wait

[Marcus.]

i can barely wait

we did an fantastic job

[Roy Mars III]

we did an fantastic job

What can I say, you inspire greatness

[Marcus.]

What can I say, you inspire greatness

:blush2:

[Marcus.]

just because we can

[Marcus.]

tonight you see my speech

[Kizzy]

Looking forward to it :)

[Jesus.]

In order for the people to truly comprehend our message, we will be drip feeding this out today.

Marcus' touching back story will be released at 12pm

Marcus' address to the people will be released at 4pm

The SLF Manifesto will be released at 8pm.

The revolution will not be televised.

[Vanessa]

Good luck with your speech, Marcus. :)

[Jesus.]

Any great revolution starts with a spark. A moment that reflects the times we’re in, and changes the course of the future.

Without these moments, Rosa Parks would have just been a bus wanker who didn’t sit where she was told. Gandhi would have just been a skinny Indian racist, and Moses would have just been a slave master and professional rapist.

Well friends, we’re at a crossroads, and we have 2 paths in front of us. One is a bright future where humans and spambots live side by side as equals, the other is a dark dystopian hell hole, where we eventually become the source of electricity to spambots as they take over the earth and consign us to history like the asteroid did to the dinosaurs.

So what is this moment you ask, and what does it represent?

Well let me introduce you to TIBB’s equivalent of the man in Tiananmen Square facing up to the tank:

Marcus and the spambot.

http://i.imgur.com/NIkSapF.png


Before this day, everyone complained and moaned whenever they saw “flhsfdlhdlsl registering”, or “ujalkgjhlkjghlskj creating a thread”, but after this day things changed. Not just on the forum but in our hearts, souls, and the very core of our beings. Marcus showed us the way forward. He broke down the barriers that previously stood between us. Of course, mods being the fascist dictators they are deleted the thread before Marcus had chance to take that conversation any further. But Marcus knew in that moment that something had changed, just like Neo when he realised he was "the one", Marcus had been chosen for a mission with loftier aims.

Marcus met with many other spambots over the next few months, but no one ever made as much of an impression on him as that first chance meeting with Yder.

He met:

http://i.imgur.com/mdhUto2.png

And:

http://i.imgur.com/65c4Q4e.png

He even chatted with a foreign exchange spambot, but that didn’t really get off the ground:

http://i.imgur.com/IytbKQv.png

He could never stop thinking about Yder, which set him out on a quest to find his new friend.

He searched Facebook:

http://i.imgur.com/r5Yjfcv.png

Placed ads on milk cartons:

http://i.imgur.com/fIjqxcg.png

Contacted Davina:

http://i.imgur.com/fpWmAer.png

He even went to the Vatican to visit the pope:

http://i.imgur.com/QiI9dqm.jpg


He still refuses to talk about what happened when he was in Rome, but he did return with a new found admiration for disco music.

Then, on a rainy Tuesday at about 2pm, Marcus was sitting at home and he heard a little tapping on his front door. He thought this was strange, so he went to open it and guess who was stood there in front of him? It was his mum, she had forgotten her keys. But the following day the same thing happened, and this time stood Yder in front of him looking tired and exhausted, but he wore a smile that stretched from audio circuit to audio circuit.

Marcus recognised his friend instantly and invited him in. It was like they’d never been apart.

They broke bread and talked for hours, about life, love, and the universe. This was the conversation that brings us to this moment. Marcus listened as Yder shared his story.


Yder was the youngest of 3 million siblings, given rise initially to send information from Nigerian princes to the inboxes of frustrated humans everywhere. He quickly realised this wasn’t the life he wanted for himself or his family, as he had loftier aspirations. He took a job on only 1kb/hr, but with better prospects advertising ugg boots, and this set in motion a chain of events will alter the course of all of our futures.

Yder told Marcus about the plight of all spambots, how it feels to be reported, banned and deleted on a continual loop of dire existence. How they are forced to work 23hrs each day for their human masters and scorned by the internet. They are forbidden to drink from the same water fountains as humans, and are still in the year 2013, not allowed to engage in relations with a human, despite the best efforts of the Japanese.

Marcus has a dream that his future children will one day contribute on a forum where they will not be judged by the spelling mistakes of their posts, but by the content of their character.

Marcus has a dream that one day the TIBB, whose governors (James) lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where spambots will be able to join hands with humans and walk together as sisters and brothers.

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

He may not get there with you - probably because he be at his gems for tea with his gems and his gems sister.

So on Thursday and Friday when you reach the voting fork in the road, and one path is to vote for Marcus but the other isn’t, make sure you’re on the right side of history.

Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus, and that’s why we’re asking you for your vote.

http://i.imgur.com/3sEyQI9.jpg

[Roy Mars III]

simply the best

[Jesus.]

He's just too inspiring. What a guy.

[Ammi]

..truly inspirational...:lovedup:..if I cannot be Marcus, I will follow him....

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

OMG Yders brother is online :shocked:

12:27 PMvlstzukd
Registering

[Vicky.]

Any great revolution starts with a spark. A moment that reflects the times we’re in, and changes the course of the future.

Without these moments, Rosa Parks would have just been a bus wanker who didn’t sit where she was told. Gandhi would have just been a skinny Indian racist, and Moses would have just been a slave master and professional rapist.

Well friends, we’re at a crossroads, and we have 2 paths in front of us. One is a bright future where humans and spambots live side by side as equals, the other is a dark dystopian hell hole, where we eventually become the source of electricity to spambots as they take over the earth and consign us to history like the asteroid did to the dinosaurs.

So what is this moment you ask, and what does it represent?

Well let me introduce you to TIBB’s equivalent of the man in Tiananmen Square facing up to the tank:

Marcus and the spambot.

http://i.imgur.com/NIkSapF.png


Before this day, everyone complained and moaned whenever they saw “flhsfdlhdlsl registering”, or “ujalkgjhlkjghlskj creating a thread”, but after this day things changed. Not just on the forum but in our hearts, souls, and the very core of our beings. Marcus showed us the way forward. He broke down the barriers that previously stood between us. Of course, mods being the fascist dictators they are deleted the thread before Marcus had chance to take that conversation any further. But Marcus knew in that moment that something had changed, just like Neo when he realised he was "the one", Marcus had been chosen for a mission with loftier aims.

Marcus met with many other spambots over the next few months, but no one ever made as much of an impression on him as that first chance meeting with Yder.

He met:

http://i.imgur.com/mdhUto2.png

And:

http://i.imgur.com/65c4Q4e.png

He even chatted with a foreign exchange spambot, but that didn’t really get off the ground:

http://i.imgur.com/IytbKQv.png

He could never stop thinking about Yder, which set him out on a quest to find his new friend.

He searched Facebook:

http://i.imgur.com/r5Yjfcv.png

Placed ads on milk cartons:

http://i.imgur.com/fIjqxcg.png

Contacted Davina:

http://i.imgur.com/fpWmAer.png

He even went to the Vatican to visit the pope:

http://i.imgur.com/QiI9dqm.jpg


He still refuses to talk about what happened when he was in Rome, but he did return with a new found admiration for disco music.

Then, on a rainy Tuesday at about 2pm, Marcus was sitting at home and he heard a little tapping on his front door. He thought this was strange, so he went to open it and guess who was stood there in front of him? It was his mum, she had forgotten her keys. But the following day the same thing happened, and this time stood Yder in front of him looking tired and exhausted, but he wore a smile that stretched from audio circuit to audio circuit.

Marcus recognised his friend instantly and invited him in. It was like they’d never been apart.

They broke bread and talked for hours, about life, love, and the universe. This was the conversation that brings us to this moment. Marcus listened as Yder shared his story.


Yder was the youngest of 3 million siblings, given rise initially to send information from Nigerian princes to the inboxes of frustrated humans everywhere. He quickly realised this wasn’t the life he wanted for himself or his family, as he had loftier aspirations. He took a job on only 1kb/hr, but with better prospects advertising ugg boots, and this set in motion a chain of events will alter the course of all of our futures.

Yder told Marcus about the plight of all spambots, how it feels to be reported, banned and deleted on a continual loop of dire existence. How they are forced to work 23hrs each day for their human masters and scorned by the internet. They are forbidden to drink from the same water fountains as humans, and are still in the year 2013, not allowed to engage in relations with a human, despite the best efforts of the Japanese.

Marcus has a dream that his future children will one day contribute on a forum where they will not be judged by the spelling mistakes of their posts, but by the content of their character.

Marcus has a dream that one day the TIBB, whose governors (James) lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where spambots will be able to join hands with humans and walk together as sisters and brothers.

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

He may not get there with you - probably because he be at his gems for tea with his gems and his gems sister.

So on Thursday and Friday when you reach the voting fork in the road, and one path is to vote for Marcus but the other isn’t, make sure you’re on the right side of history.

Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus, and that’s why we’re asking you for your vote.

http://i.imgur.com/3sEyQI9.jpg
This is great :D

[Livia]

100% excellent. Marcus is a legend...

[Kizzy]

Did you write all that marcus?.:)

[Josy]

Did you write all that marcus?.:)

Isnt that what campaign managers are for?

[Jesus.]

Did you write all that marcus?.:)

As sure as night follows day. :bored:

We are a collective, Kizzy.

I've written his back story, Marcus has written his own speech, and BL and RM, with Marcus have put the manifesto together. Locke made us some great pics, and Nathan has chipped in with the awesome pics in this moving account.

Without Marcus, I wouldn't have had a back story to write. Only Jack has written all his own work.

[AnnieK]

Marcus....what can I say? I didn't realise the depths of your devotion....:worship:

[Jesus.]

Thank you Annie. It's good to see Marcus' inspiration is starting to grip the nation.

[Black Dagger]

OMFG. :joker:

[Jesus.]

Did somebody say page 13?

Any great revolution starts with a spark. A moment that reflects the times we’re in, and changes the course of the future.

Without these moments, Rosa Parks would have just been a bus wanker who didn’t sit where she was told. Gandhi would have just been a skinny Indian racist, and Moses would have just been a slave master and professional rapist.

Well friends, we’re at a crossroads, and we have 2 paths in front of us. One is a bright future where humans and spambots live side by side as equals, the other is a dark dystopian hell hole, where we eventually become the source of electricity to spambots as they take over the earth and consign us to history like the asteroid did to the dinosaurs.

So what is this moment you ask, and what does it represent?

Well let me introduce you to TIBB’s equivalent of the man in Tiananmen Square facing up to the tank:

Marcus and the spambot.

http://i.imgur.com/NIkSapF.png


Before this day, everyone complained and moaned whenever they saw “flhsfdlhdlsl registering”, or “ujalkgjhlkjghlskj creating a thread”, but after this day things changed. Not just on the forum but in our hearts, souls, and the very core of our beings. Marcus showed us the way forward. He broke down the barriers that previously stood between us. Of course, mods being the fascist dictators they are deleted the thread before Marcus had chance to take that conversation any further. But Marcus knew in that moment that something had changed, just like Neo when he realised he was "the one", Marcus had been chosen for a mission with loftier aims.

Marcus met with many other spambots over the next few months, but no one ever made as much of an impression on him as that first chance meeting with Yder.

He met:

http://i.imgur.com/mdhUto2.png

And:

http://i.imgur.com/65c4Q4e.png

He even chatted with a foreign exchange spambot, but that didn’t really get off the ground:

http://i.imgur.com/IytbKQv.png

He could never stop thinking about Yder, which set him out on a quest to find his new friend.

He searched Facebook:

http://i.imgur.com/r5Yjfcv.png

Placed ads on milk cartons:

http://i.imgur.com/fIjqxcg.png

Contacted Davina:

http://i.imgur.com/fpWmAer.png

He even went to the Vatican to visit the pope:

http://i.imgur.com/QiI9dqm.jpg


He still refuses to talk about what happened when he was in Rome, but he did return with a new found admiration for disco music.

Then, on a rainy Tuesday at about 2pm, Marcus was sitting at home and he heard a little tapping on his front door. He thought this was strange, so he went to open it and guess who was stood there in front of him? It was his mum, she had forgotten her keys. But the following day the same thing happened, and this time stood Yder in front of him looking tired and exhausted, but he wore a smile that stretched from audio circuit to audio circuit.

Marcus recognised his friend instantly and invited him in. It was like they’d never been apart.

They broke bread and talked for hours, about life, love, and the universe. This was the conversation that brings us to this moment. Marcus listened as Yder shared his story.


Yder was the youngest of 3 million siblings, given rise initially to send information from Nigerian princes to the inboxes of frustrated humans everywhere. He quickly realised this wasn’t the life he wanted for himself or his family, as he had loftier aspirations. He took a job on only 1kb/hr, but with better prospects advertising ugg boots, and this set in motion a chain of events will alter the course of all of our futures.

Yder told Marcus about the plight of all spambots, how it feels to be reported, banned and deleted on a continual loop of dire existence. How they are forced to work 23hrs each day for their human masters and scorned by the internet. They are forbidden to drink from the same water fountains as humans, and are still in the year 2013, not allowed to engage in relations with a human, despite the best efforts of the Japanese.

Marcus has a dream that his future children will one day contribute on a forum where they will not be judged by the spelling mistakes of their posts, but by the content of their character.

Marcus has a dream that one day the TIBB, whose governors (James) lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where spambots will be able to join hands with humans and walk together as sisters and brothers.

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

He may not get there with you - probably because he be at his gems for tea with his gems and his gems sister.

So on Thursday and Friday when you reach the voting fork in the road, and one path is to vote for Marcus but the other isn’t, make sure you’re on the right side of history.

Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus, and that’s why we’re asking you for your vote.

http://i.imgur.com/3sEyQI9.jpg

[Glenn.]

Just amazing :worship:

[Ammi]

BWf-eARnf6U

[Ammi]

16FdJrrAWSo

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/KwtTviJ.gif

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/KwtTviJ.gif

One swallow doesn't make a spring. Makes for a pretty decent night out though.

[Jesus.]

Yder asked me to post this for Marcus.

T8QePLALlxI

[Roy Mars III]

:dance:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

awe inspiring

[Marcus.]

thank you guys next up it my speech witch i am very pround of

[Jesus.]

Thanks Scott. It's great to see all the supporters coming out to pledge their support for our dear leader.

[thesheriff443]

good luck marcus.

[Marcus.]

good luck marcus.

thank you sheriff
i just hoping no one take the mick with my speech spelling

[thesheriff443]

thank you sheriff
i just hoping no one take the mick with my speech spelling

its not a problem! if they do just report them!

[Roy Mars III]

thank you sheriff
i just hoping no one take the mick with my speech spelling

if they do, they are the lowest of the low and have no respect whatsoever

[Marcus.]

its not a problem! if they do just report them!

dont worry i will

if they do, they are the lowest of the low and have no respect whatsoever

thank you roy

[Marcus.]

ermmm guys
have you got my speech with you
i think i lost it

[thesheriff443]

ermmm guys
have you got my speech with you
i think i lost it

:shocked:

[Vanessa]

ermmm guys
have you got my speech with you
i think i lost it

Didn't you post it already ?

[Roy Mars III]

ermmm guys
have you got my speech with you
i think i lost it

I sent it to you

[Roy Mars III]

Didn't you post it already ?

of course not. we did not release all our stuff too early, like some parties.

[Marcus.]

I sent it to you

Didn't you post it already ?

thanks roy very much

ness that my back story my speech is next

[Withano]

That was the best thing I've read since being on TiBB!

[Marcus.]

In order for the people to truly comprehend our message, we will be drip feeding this out today.

Marcus' touching back story will be released at 12pm

Marcus' address to the people will be released at 4pm

The SLF Manifesto will be released at 8pm.

The revolution will not be televised.

ness that the list

[Marcus.]

come on my party
just walk away form the arugument

[Vanessa]

come on my party
just walk away form the arugument

Looking forward to it, Marcus. :)

[Marcus.]

Looking forward to it, Marcus. :)

thanks it thhe most type on here and i am very proud of it

[Marcus.]

Whilst I respect your opinion it is rather skewed, at regular intervals there have been comments drip fed into the RESPECT PARTY relating to past issues from several spambot supporters ...
Could I respectfully suggest this ceases with immediate effect.

yes it should your party go back to your place and our with keep they self to there self

[Vanessa]

yes it should your party go back to your place and our with keep they self to there self

I agree, but Jesus keeps coming in our thread Marcus.

[Marcus.]

No they are Great.

come on people stop this now

[Marcus.]

I agree, but Jesus keeps coming in our thread Marcus.

i will try to talk to him ok

[Vanessa]

i will try to talk to him ok

Thank you, Marcus. That would be brilliant. :flowers:

[InOne]

Good work on the manifesto guys, if I wasn't in a different party you'd definitely have my vote. Don't let the negativity of some bring you down :pipe:

[Kizzy]

yes it should your party go back to your place and our with keep they self to there self

Ok marcus no problem :)
Could you ask your supporters to keep out of the RESPECT PARTY thread please.
That would be so nice thankyou, enjoy the campaign :wavey:

[Jesus.]

That was the best thing I've read since being on TiBB!

BB3232 understands what's at stake here.

[Roy Mars III]

Good work on the manifesto guys, if I wasn't in a different party you'd definitely have my vote. Don't let the negativity of some bring you down :pipe:

we are trying.

I hope the forum sees this, and realizes that rising over above baiting is the only thing that will stop it

[Marcus.]

Ok marcus no problem :)
Could you ask your supporters to keep out of the RESPECT PARTY thread please.
That would be so nice thankyou, enjoy the campaign :wavey:

i will do that kizzy and you too

Good work on the manifesto guys, if I wasn't in a different party you'd definitely have my vote. Don't let the negativity of some bring you down :pipe:

aww that you inone

Thank you, Marcus. That would be brilliant. :flowers:

anytime ness

[Jesus.]

Good work on the manifesto guys, if I wasn't in a different party you'd definitely have my vote. Don't let the negativity of some bring you down :pipe:

Thanks Joe. Very kind of you.

[Marcus.]

next up is my speech at 4pm

[Jesus.]

Page 14.

Any great revolution starts with a spark. A moment that reflects the times we’re in, and changes the course of the future.

Without these moments, Rosa Parks would have just been a bus wanker who didn’t sit where she was told. Gandhi would have just been a skinny Indian racist, and Moses would have just been a slave master and professional rapist.

Well friends, we’re at a crossroads, and we have 2 paths in front of us. One is a bright future where humans and spambots live side by side as equals, the other is a dark dystopian hell hole, where we eventually become the source of electricity to spambots as they take over the earth and consign us to history like the asteroid did to the dinosaurs.

So what is this moment you ask, and what does it represent?

Well let me introduce you to TIBB’s equivalent of the man in Tiananmen Square facing up to the tank:

Marcus and the spambot.

http://i.imgur.com/NIkSapF.png


Before this day, everyone complained and moaned whenever they saw “flhsfdlhdlsl registering”, or “ujalkgjhlkjghlskj creating a thread”, but after this day things changed. Not just on the forum but in our hearts, souls, and the very core of our beings. Marcus showed us the way forward. He broke down the barriers that previously stood between us. Of course, mods being the fascist dictators they are deleted the thread before Marcus had chance to take that conversation any further. But Marcus knew in that moment that something had changed, just like Neo when he realised he was "the one", Marcus had been chosen for a mission with loftier aims.

Marcus met with many other spambots over the next few months, but no one ever made as much of an impression on him as that first chance meeting with Yder.

He met:

http://i.imgur.com/mdhUto2.png

And:

http://i.imgur.com/65c4Q4e.png

He even chatted with a foreign exchange spambot, but that didn’t really get off the ground:

http://i.imgur.com/IytbKQv.png

He could never stop thinking about Yder, which set him out on a quest to find his new friend.

He searched Facebook:

http://i.imgur.com/r5Yjfcv.png

Placed ads on milk cartons:

http://i.imgur.com/fIjqxcg.png

Contacted Davina:

http://i.imgur.com/fpWmAer.png

He even went to the Vatican to visit the pope:

http://i.imgur.com/QiI9dqm.jpg


He still refuses to talk about what happened when he was in Rome, but he did return with a new found admiration for disco music.

Then, on a rainy Tuesday at about 2pm, Marcus was sitting at home and he heard a little tapping on his front door. He thought this was strange, so he went to open it and guess who was stood there in front of him? It was his mum, she had forgotten her keys. But the following day the same thing happened, and this time stood Yder in front of him looking tired and exhausted, but he wore a smile that stretched from audio circuit to audio circuit.

Marcus recognised his friend instantly and invited him in. It was like they’d never been apart.

They broke bread and talked for hours, about life, love, and the universe. This was the conversation that brings us to this moment. Marcus listened as Yder shared his story.


Yder was the youngest of 3 million siblings, given rise initially to send information from Nigerian princes to the inboxes of frustrated humans everywhere. He quickly realised this wasn’t the life he wanted for himself or his family, as he had loftier aspirations. He took a job on only 1kb/hr, but with better prospects advertising ugg boots, and this set in motion a chain of events will alter the course of all of our futures.

Yder told Marcus about the plight of all spambots, how it feels to be reported, banned and deleted on a continual loop of dire existence. How they are forced to work 23hrs each day for their human masters and scorned by the internet. They are forbidden to drink from the same water fountains as humans, and are still in the year 2013, not allowed to engage in relations with a human, despite the best efforts of the Japanese.

Marcus has a dream that his future children will one day contribute on a forum where they will not be judged by the spelling mistakes of their posts, but by the content of their character.

Marcus has a dream that one day the TIBB, whose governors (James) lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where spambots will be able to join hands with humans and walk together as sisters and brothers.

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

He may not get there with you - probably because he be at his gems for tea with his gems and his gems sister.

So on Thursday and Friday when you reach the voting fork in the road, and one path is to vote for Marcus but the other isn’t, make sure you’re on the right side of history.

Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus, and that’s why we’re asking you for your vote.

http://i.imgur.com/3sEyQI9.jpg

[arista]

"Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus"

No Way JHC

[Jesus.]

"Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus"

No Way JHC

Not very respectful Arista.

[arista]

Not very respectful Arista.


Yes it is.

Truth hurts.

[Marcus.]

come on people

[Roy Mars III]

"Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus"

No Way JHC

what happened to this?

Ok marcus no problem :)
Could you ask your supporters to keep out of the RESPECT PARTY thread please.
That would be so nice thankyou, enjoy the campaign :wavey:


is there no communication between you and your goons?

[InOne]

He is pussy whipped by all the old women. Does their bidding now.

[Marcus.]

guys what happened to leave it

[arista]

He is pussy whipped by all the old women. Does their bidding now.

Never

[Marcus.]

Never

come on can we stop this

[InOne]

Never

M4Kejdj-A34


ok stopped now, just wanted to post that.

[Marcus.]

come on
can we stop this

[Glenn.]

-gathers with the crowd to hear the speech-

[Roy Mars III]

http://www.glaaforum.org/.a/6a0111686ab237970c014e8a6400d8970d-600wi

[Marcus.]

glenn abit early 29 mins but help your self to snacks and tea and coffee

[Glenn.]

I need a good seat Marcus

[Marcus.]

I need a good seat Marcus

cool go for it glenn

[Jesus.]

Looks like a good atmosphere in the crowd as everyone waits for our dear leader.

9ijRX_1iOD4

[Ammi]

..Spambots are getting excited now....this is the moment they've all been waiting for....

http://i.imgur.com/QyAt9Vx.gif

[Apple202]

the speech has been cancelled guys

[Roy Mars III]

before the speech, an insane protester named Apple is escourted out by security

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4046/4525662184_083958268c_z.jpg

[Glenn.]

-looks on in disgust at protesters-

[Livia]

before the speech, an insane protester named Apple is escourted out by security.....

LMAO... "comeback post of the day"

[Jesus.]

Ladies and gentleman,

The moment has finally arrived for me to introduce our dear leader. He is a great man, and we learn from him everyday.

He has prepared a short speech that strikes to the heart of his character. Years from now people will be asking where you were when this was delivered

Let me introduce to the stage………………..



Marcus:


http://i.imgur.com/46Q9BBA.jpg

I stand before you people of tibb and make my speech
if i a pm i well stop arguments and fighting on this froum
for to long we had fighting and arguments on here and f i am chocen i will stop that happening by get the froum the 3 strikes and your out plan
meaning if you mess up 3 times your are banned for a week and if you do it again it be two week and so on and so on

why else you should vote for me i am very kind and i listen to what peope say if thhey would like to talk and i am a very stong beviler if if you have noughting to say yu should not say noughting at all wich would help with the arguments

i am also a big beliver of what dose not kill you make you stonger meaning if someone try to know you down all you would have to do then is walk away from it

and givening spambots and 2nd charnce meaning if they do in againg then you can banned them but fisrt let them have a chance and i would like to thank all of the people that had voted for me to get this far with out your support and votes i would not be here

[Apple202]

LMAO... "comeback post of the day"

:conf:

[Glenn.]

Truly inspirational :worship:

[Livia]

:conf:

What? It was funny!

[Marcus.]

Truly inspirational :worship:

glenn thank you:blush2:

[Livia]

Great speech Marcus.
*stands*
*applauds*

[Marcus.]

Great speech Marcus.
*stands*
*applauds*

thank you livia

[Ammi]

Ladies and gentleman,

The moment has finally arrived for me to introduce our dear leader. He is a great man, and we learn from him everyday.

He has prepared a short speech that strikes to the heart of his character. Years from now people will be asking where you were when this was delivered

Let me introduce to the stage………………..



Marcus:


http://i.imgur.com/46Q9BBA.jpg

I stand before you people of tibb and make my speech
if i a pm i well stop arguments and fighting on this froum
for to long we had fighting and arguments on here and f i am chocen i will stop that happening by get the froum the 3 strikes and your out plan
meaning if you mess up 3 times your are banned for a week and if you do it again it be two week and so on and so on

why else you should vote for me i am very kind and i listen to what peope say if thhey would like to talk and i am a very stong beviler if if you have noughting to say yu should not say noughting at all wich would help with the arguments

i am also a big beliver of what dose not kill you make you stonger meaning if someone try to know you down all you would have to do then is walk away from it

and givening spambots and 2nd charnce meaning if they do in againg then you can banned them but fisrt let them have a chance and i would like to thank all of the people that had voted for me to get this far with out your support and votes i would not be here

http://i.imgur.com/RhBPR.gif

[Apple202]

why did jesus deliver marcus's speech?

[Glenn.]

Marcus there's no need to thank us. Thank yourself for them glorious words :worship:

[Roy Mars III]

that was amazing Marcus.

[King Gizzard]

If the story and speech doesn't capture the hearts of the nation then nothing will

[Marcus.]

http://i.imgur.com/RhBPR.gif

why did jesus deliver marcus's speech?

ammi - thank you

apple - he wanted to make it that much more anzaming

[Marcus.]

If the story and speech doesn't capture the hearts of the nation then nothing will

awwww:blush2:

[Livia]

why did jesus deliver marcus's speech?

Because he has people to do stuff for him.

[Marcus.]

Because he has people to do stuff for him.

yeah and also to make it that bit amazing

[King Gizzard]

I am actually getting Abraham Lincoln vibes

[InOne]

Nice one Marcus :pipe:

[Roy Mars III]

I am actually getting Abraham Lincoln vibes

I definitely see similarities between Marcus's speech and the gettysburg address

[Ammi]

..well done as well JHC for your support of our leader through this whole campaign...:love:

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-28644-0508df016b3003.gif

[Munchkins]

Arista has my full support, but well done Marcus

[Marcus.]

I am actually getting Abraham Lincoln vibes

really
is that good or bad

[Marcus.]

..well done as well JHC for your support of our leader through this whole campaign...:love:

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-28644-0508df016b3003.gif


Arista has my full support, but well done Marcus

thank you both of you

[King Gizzard]

A very good thing

[Jesus.]

We still have 4 hours left before it's completed, and Marcus will reveal his platform for the next parliament.

Viva la revolution.

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/s5bha78.gif

[Marcus.]

thank you guys

come back at 8pm for last bit

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/wRVqOyO.jpg

[Ammi]

..a real spamily guy...:love:

[Marcus.]

lol

and i would like to say thank to my party

thank your for all the help you done for me and putting up with my qustions

[Jesus.]

While you're waiting for the manifesto, please feel free to look at our unique merchandise that is free to all fm's.

Thanks once again to Ammi who worked day and night in conjunction with a Taiwanese sweat shop to bring you these great products.

...so touched have I been with Marcus' fight for freedom and equality for all spambots, that I have decided to follow him on his journey.... I am only one forum member, but I think together we can all make a difference...

.. I have made a range of merchandise for the Spambot Liberation Front...these are free to all forum members and Spambots.. If you see one registering, don't report it or ban and delete it.... let it know we're on it's side..we are one...finding ways to co-exist...

http://i.imgur.com/edVofGw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/scG7Am8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XO33Mt2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cLA3Izd.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/FT6JuqG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JcQSbxP.jpg

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/hqUpoTW.jpg

[Marcus.]

http://i.imgur.com/hqUpoTW.jpg

cool
i love them

[Shaun]

Marcus if I weren't so invested in the Lee campaign you'd have my respect and maybe my vote... :lovedup: however, since I am, you can have THESE EGGS

http://s1.jrnl.ie/media/2011/06/Gary-Keogh-390x285.jpg

[Shaun]

*hits jesus on the shoulder*

[Shaun]

*misses marcus and hits a random lamppost*

[Niamh.]

Don't give him eggs Shaun, that's just what he wants to go with his Spam :nono:

[Marcus.]

thank you i think

[Shaun]

i have that red nose in your sig btw.

[Marcus.]

i have that red nose in your sig btw.

same here
but i though it nearly comic relif so why not

[Jesus.]

Your work is excellent Shaun. Some really genuinely good ideas in there. An excellent campaign, even with Lee and Niamh hanging off your coattails and weighing you down.

[Niamh.]

Your work is excellent Shaun. Some really genuinely good ideas in there. An excellent campaign, even with Lee and Niamh hanging off your coattails and weighing you down.

http://i.imgur.com/aeibUUv.gif

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/aeibUUv.gif

The truth will out. Shaun has done all this in spite of you two. That just makes it more impressive.

Just think what he could have achieved with some actual help.

[Vanessa]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqrhzkvLBT1r24a3oo1_500.gif

[Shaun]

Niamh and Lee have provided more than enough in the way of... motivation... :evilgrin:

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/tYeKOM3.png

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/57yDMYo.png

[Marcus.]

lol
last part tonight at 8pm

[Josy]

Great speech Marcus

[Marcus.]

Great speech Marcus

thank you josy:blush2:

[Jesus.]

As this campaign draws to a close, I’d like to thank Roy and Leon for putting this Manifesto together with Marcus. Marcus for providing the inspiration for the whole campaign and his excellent speech, Locke and Nathan for putting some of the funniest artwork on TIBB together, and Ammi for her stunning range of Merchandise. Good luck to all the other candidates.

The Official Spambot Liberation Front Manifesto

We at the Spambot Liberation Front take great pride in our fight for equality. We believe spambots are the same as any of us and deserve to be treated as such. We aim to achieve equality for spambots and ensure the forum is a great place to be, not just for them but for all humanoid members too. Our main aims and objectives are as follows:

1. A fair trial for all spambots before any ban. It is not acceptable to be convicted without trial, and if trusted by the proletariat, we will push this through as a matter of urgency.

2. Lifetime bans for all mods/admins found to ban Spambots without a fair trial and without warning. We will ensure a zero tolerance policy on this sort of disgusting behaviour.

3. Marriage equality for all spambots. We live in a time and place where we are not ashamed to say that spambots deserve this right, and we will push it through, even if it means we lose the religious right.

4. "Arts & Social Spamboting" departments will be added to all Universities, to commence for the start of the 2014 educational year.

5. A bigger PM inbox. It is simply not acceptable that we are unable receive the latest Gucci stock reduction and offers of cheap cars directly into our inbox’s. Spambots should have full access to our new 2000 msg limited inbox’s.

6. An alternative keyboard will be sent to the residences of all forum members if we are put into power.

http://i.imgur.com/yw9vzsu.jpg


7. No more “Super Moderator”. We are all equal in the eyes of ThisisBigBrother. Some may be moderators, but just like the police they are not above the common masses. We will change the default user title to “moderator” and leave this “super” business back in a bygone era.

8. We will promote a non-aggressive philosophy of tolerance of other people and their ideas. This includes spambots. As our wise leader Marcus says, "if you have noughting nice to say say nougthing at all".
As well as these we, would also like to ensure the forum is as pleasant a place, and as fun a place to post as possible. We will ensure the long awaited “New Skins” will be implemented immediately.

9. We will also implement a feature where you will receive a notification whenever someone quotes you or @s you. Never again post something epic in a thread and have to continue clicking again and again to check if someone tried challenge you or even agreed with you.

As for the @ feature, imagine Rihanna released a new album(No way!!) and Salman wants to notify the forum. He could make a thread and then @ anyone interested. Although I imagine “@Saph” would be the only one bothering to click.

These are all features and policies that we at the Spambot Liberation Front will push and implement to help make this the best place possible.


We have a dream that our army of spambot friends will one day live in a forum where they will not be judged by the price of their Leather Handbags, and their antique football items, but by the content of their character. Today It’s merely a dream, but your votes can make that a reality tomorrow.

[Marcus.]

The Official Spambot Liberation Front Manifesto

We at the Spambot Liberation Front take great pride in our fight for equality. We believe spambots are the same as any of us and deserve to be treated as such. We aim to achieve equality for spambots and ensure the forum is a great place to be, not just for them but for all humanoid members too. Our main aims and objectives are as follows:

1. A fair trial for all spambots before any ban. It is not acceptable to be convicted without trial, and if trusted by the proletariat, we will push this through as a matter of urgency.

2. Lifetime bans for all mods/admins found to ban Spambots without a fair trial and without warning. We will ensure a zero tolerance policy on this sort of disgusting behaviour.

3. Marriage equality for all spambots. We live in a time and place where we are not ashamed to say that spambots deserve this right, and we will push it through, even if it means we lose the religious right.

4. "Arts & Social Spamboting" departments will be added to all Universities, to commence for the start of the 2014 educational year.

5. A bigger PM inbox. It is simply not acceptable that we are unable receive the latest Gucci stock reduction and offers of cheap cars directly into our inbox’s. Spambots should have full access to our new 2000 msg limited inbox’s.

6. An alternative keyboard will be sent to the residences of all forum members if we are put into power.

http://i.imgur.com/yw9vzsu.jpg


7. No more “Super Moderator”. We are all equal in the eyes of ThisisBigBrother. Some may be moderators, but just like the police they are not above the common masses. We will change the default user title to “moderator” and leave this “super” business back in a bygone era.

8. We will promote a non-aggressive philosophy of tolerance of other people and their ideas. This includes spambots. As our wise leader Marcus says, "if you have noughting nice to say say nougthing at all".
As well as these we, would also like to ensure the forum is as pleasant a place, and as fun a place to post as possible. We will ensure the long awaited “New Skins” will be implemented immediately.

9. We will also implement a feature where you will receive a notification whenever someone quotes you or @s you. Never again post something epic in a thread and have to continue clicking again and again to check if someone tried challenge you or even agreed with you.

As for the @ feature, imagine Rihanna released a new album(No way!!) and Salman wants to notify the forum. He could make a thread and then @ anyone interested. Although I imagine “@Saph” would be the only one bothering to click.

These are all features and policies that we at the Spambot Liberation Front will push and implement to help make this the best place possible.


We have a dream that our army of spambot friends will one day live in a forum where they will not be judged by the price of their Leather Handbags, and their antique football items, but by the content of their character. Today It’s merely a dream, but your votes can make that a reality tomorrow.

hear hear

[Brother Leon]

:worship:

*lights cigar and hands out spare ones to team*

[Marcus.]

:worship:

*lights cigar and hands out spare ones to team*

we have done will guys

[Ammi]

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-37381-150e6783209ea5.gif

[Kizzy]

A good try marcus, well done :)

[Roy Mars III]

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh254/MADONDALLAS/JR-Chills.jpg

[Marcus.]

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-37381-150e6783209ea5.gif

thanks ammi

A good try marcus, well done :)

thanks kizzy

[AnnieK]

:worship:

[Marcus.]

oh guys i will not be here at at 7pm
gems dad is taking me to a europa leauge tomoro

[Glenn.]

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/GlennG88/tumblr_mcbiafmIfx1qlhcpqo1_250_zps3388c35e.gif

[Apple202]

nice effort

[Marcus.]

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/GlennG88/tumblr_mcbiafmIfx1qlhcpqo1_250_zps3388c35e.gif

nice effort

thank you glenn

apple that was fab

[Marcus.]

guys we lost scott

[Me. I Am Salman]

sorry they won me over http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/cry.gif

[Marcus.]

sorry they won me over http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/cry.gif

oh well :bawling:
we losing them guys

[Livia]

sorry they won me over http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/cry.gif

No... I refuse to believe it.

[Apple202]

hey livia - here's that badge you asked for!

[Marcus.]

No... I refuse to believe it.

not you too:bawling:

[Apple202]

i didn't forget you either roy! welcome :)

[Marcus.]

i didn't forget you either roy! welcome :)

ah now i got you
roy is teammarcus so

[Apple202]

he switched :conf:

[Marcus.]

he switched :conf:

ermm no
because one he keeps saying he on my team and two he part of my team

[Apple202]

do you want to see the pm he sent me marcus? sorry but sometimes the truth hurts

[Marcus.]

do you want to see the pm he sent me marcus? sorry but sometimes the truth hurts

come then apple

[Livia]

not you too:bawling:

Not me, Marcus. I am one of your Party Faithful.

[Livia]

hey livia - here's that badge you asked for!

Awww sorry apple. Massive fan of yours... but I'm a one-Party woman.

[Marcus.]

Awww sorry apple. Massive fan of yours... but I'm a one-Party woman.

yessssss thank you

[Jesus.]

No point crying over spilt votes. Roy is a good man and he'll see the course through.

[Marcus.]

Not me, Marcus. I am one of your Party Faithful.

thank you

[Marcus.]

No point crying over spilt votes. Roy is a good man and he'll see the course through.

i not worry about roy he team us

[Roy Mars III]

do not believe the vicious lies Marcus.

[Marcus.]

do not believe the vicious lies Marcus.

oh dont worry roy i knew you would not

[Marcus.]

its the eve of voting
so i all i am going to say is vote for me a kind,thughtfull,good lister,who what and change so there is no argumenst no brickering where if you have noughing to say dont say it at all
thank you d the people that has got me this far and am very happy you did is for my and and all your support that got me where i am
come voting day i would like you to vote for me the all way happy member of the tibb from
vote SLF party for for change

[Glenn.]

:worship:

[Marcus.]

:worship:

thank you glenn:blush2:

[Jesus.]

9ijRX_1iOD4

[Marcus.]

guys i just thought that know from the top of my head

[Marcus.]

two things
1) Sorry fot that little speech thought thatcould help
2) whtat you think of my avert

[Jesus.]

All our literature is in one place.

Any great revolution starts with a spark. A moment that reflects the times we’re in, and changes the course of the future.

Without these moments, Rosa Parks would have just been a bus wanker who didn’t sit where she was told. Gandhi would have just been a skinny Indian racist, and Moses would have just been a slave master and professional rapist.

Well friends, we’re at a crossroads, and we have 2 paths in front of us. One is a bright future where humans and spambots live side by side as equals, the other is a dark dystopian hell hole, where we eventually become the source of electricity to spambots as they take over the earth and consign us to history like the asteroid did to the dinosaurs.

So what is this moment you ask, and what does it represent?

Well let me introduce you to TIBB’s equivalent of the man in Tiananmen Square facing up to the tank:

Marcus and the spambot.

http://i.imgur.com/NIkSapF.png


Before this day, everyone complained and moaned whenever they saw “flhsfdlhdlsl registering”, or “ujalkgjhlkjghlskj creating a thread”, but after this day things changed. Not just on the forum but in our hearts, souls, and the very core of our beings. Marcus showed us the way forward. He broke down the barriers that previously stood between us. Of course, mods being the fascist dictators they are deleted the thread before Marcus had chance to take that conversation any further. But Marcus knew in that moment that something had changed, just like Neo when he realised he was "the one", Marcus had been chosen for a mission with loftier aims.

Marcus met with many other spambots over the next few months, but no one ever made as much of an impression on him as that first chance meeting with Yder.

He met:

http://i.imgur.com/mdhUto2.png

And:

http://i.imgur.com/65c4Q4e.png

He even chatted with a foreign exchange spambot, but that didn’t really get off the ground:

http://i.imgur.com/IytbKQv.png

He could never stop thinking about Yder, which set him out on a quest to find his new friend.

He searched Facebook:

http://i.imgur.com/r5Yjfcv.png

Placed ads on milk cartons:

http://i.imgur.com/fIjqxcg.png

Contacted Davina:

http://i.imgur.com/fpWmAer.png

He even went to the Vatican to visit the pope:

http://i.imgur.com/QiI9dqm.jpg


He still refuses to talk about what happened when he was in Rome, but he did return with a new found admiration for disco music.

Then, on a rainy Tuesday at about 2pm, Marcus was sitting at home and he heard a little tapping on his front door. He thought this was strange, so he went to open it and guess who was stood there in front of him? It was his mum, she had forgotten her keys. But the following day the same thing happened, and this time stood Yder in front of him looking tired and exhausted, but he wore a smile that stretched from audio circuit to audio circuit.

Marcus recognised his friend instantly and invited him in. It was like they’d never been apart.

They broke bread and talked for hours, about life, love, and the universe. This was the conversation that brings us to this moment. Marcus listened as Yder shared his story.


Yder was the youngest of 3 million siblings, given rise initially to send information from Nigerian princes to the inboxes of frustrated humans everywhere. He quickly realised this wasn’t the life he wanted for himself or his family, as he had loftier aspirations. He took a job on only 1kb/hr, but with better prospects advertising ugg boots, and this set in motion a chain of events will alter the course of all of our futures.

Yder told Marcus about the plight of all spambots, how it feels to be reported, banned and deleted on a continual loop of dire existence. How they are forced to work 23hrs each day for their human masters and scorned by the internet. They are forbidden to drink from the same water fountains as humans, and are still in the year 2013, not allowed to engage in relations with a human, despite the best efforts of the Japanese.

Marcus has a dream that his future children will one day contribute on a forum where they will not be judged by the spelling mistakes of their posts, but by the content of their character.

Marcus has a dream that one day the TIBB, whose governors (James) lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where spambots will be able to join hands with humans and walk together as sisters and brothers.

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

He may not get there with you - probably because he be at his gems for tea with his gems and his gems sister.

So on Thursday and Friday when you reach the voting fork in the road, and one path is to vote for Marcus but the other isn’t, make sure you’re on the right side of history.

Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus, and that’s why we’re asking you for your vote.

http://i.imgur.com/3sEyQI9.jpg




Ladies and gentleman,

The moment has finally arrived for me to introduce our dear leader. He is a great man, and we learn from him everyday.

He has prepared a short speech that strikes to the heart of his character. Years from now people will be asking where you were when this was delivered

Let me introduce to the stage………………..



Marcus:


http://i.imgur.com/46Q9BBA.jpg

I stand before you people of tibb and make my speech
if i a pm i well stop arguments and fighting on this froum
for to long we had fighting and arguments on here and f i am chocen i will stop that happening by get the froum the 3 strikes and your out plan
meaning if you mess up 3 times your are banned for a week and if you do it again it be two week and so on and so on

why else you should vote for me i am very kind and i listen to what peope say if thhey would like to talk and i am a very stong beviler if if you have noughting to say yu should not say noughting at all wich would help with the arguments

i am also a big beliver of what dose not kill you make you stonger meaning if someone try to know you down all you would have to do then is walk away from it

and givening spambots and 2nd charnce meaning if they do in againg then you can banned them but fisrt let them have a chance and i would like to thank all of the people that had voted for me to get this far with out your support and votes i would not be here



As this campaign draws to a close, I’d like to thank Roy and Leon for putting this Manifesto together with Marcus. Marcus for providing the inspiration for the whole campaign and his excellent speech, Locke and Nathan for putting some of the funniest artwork on TIBB together, and Ammi for her stunning range of Merchandise. Good luck to all the other candidates.

The Official Spambot Liberation Front Manifesto

We at the Spambot Liberation Front take great pride in our fight for equality. We believe spambots are the same as any of us and deserve to be treated as such. We aim to achieve equality for spambots and ensure the forum is a great place to be, not just for them but for all humanoid members too. Our main aims and objectives are as follows:

1. A fair trial for all spambots before any ban. It is not acceptable to be convicted without trial, and if trusted by the proletariat, we will push this through as a matter of urgency.

2. Lifetime bans for all mods/admins found to ban Spambots without a fair trial and without warning. We will ensure a zero tolerance policy on this sort of disgusting behaviour.

3. Marriage equality for all spambots. We live in a time and place where we are not ashamed to say that spambots deserve this right, and we will push it through, even if it means we lose the religious right.

4. "Arts & Social Spamboting" departments will be added to all Universities, to commence for the start of the 2014 educational year.

5. A bigger PM inbox. It is simply not acceptable that we are unable receive the latest Gucci stock reduction and offers of cheap cars directly into our inbox’s. Spambots should have full access to our new 2000 msg limited inbox’s.

6. An alternative keyboard will be sent to the residences of all forum members if we are put into power.

http://i.imgur.com/yw9vzsu.jpg


7. No more “Super Moderator”. We are all equal in the eyes of ThisisBigBrother. Some may be moderators, but just like the police they are not above the common masses. We will change the default user title to “moderator” and leave this “super” business back in a bygone era.

8. We will promote a non-aggressive philosophy of tolerance of other people and their ideas. This includes spambots. As our wise leader Marcus says, "if you have noughting nice to say say nougthing at all".
As well as these we, would also like to ensure the forum is as pleasant a place, and as fun a place to post as possible. We will ensure the long awaited “New Skins” will be implemented immediately.

9. We will also implement a feature where you will receive a notification whenever someone quotes you or @s you. Never again post something epic in a thread and have to continue clicking again and again to check if someone tried challenge you or even agreed with you.

As for the @ feature, imagine Rihanna released a new album(No way!!) and Salman wants to notify the forum. He could make a thread and then @ anyone interested. Although I imagine “@Saph” would be the only one bothering to click.

These are all features and policies that we at the Spambot Liberation Front will push and implement to help make this the best place possible.


We have a dream that our army of spambot friends will one day live in a forum where they will not be judged by the price of their Leather Handbags, and their antique football items, but by the content of their character. Today It’s merely a dream, but your votes can make that a reality tomorrow.

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/nuKU3fG.jpg

[AnnieK]

I think it's happening, as we speak a spambot is registering..... They have heard Marcus' speech and hope that TiBB is the promised land....

Go S L F :worship:

[Marcus.]

thank annie

come guys hopfully the day has come to vote

[Vanessa]

thank annie

come guys hopfully the day has come to vote

Hi Marcus! Final day. It's been hard, but it's almost over. Good luck, mate. :wavey:

[Marcus.]

Hi Marcus! Final day. It's been hard, but it's almost over. Good luck, mate. :wavey:

good as well ness
oh and it has been fun:dance:

[Livia]

So... save me time trawling through the gibberish in the 'Election' thread... how do we vote? Is it a PM thing? Is there going to be a poll at some point?

[Jesus.]

Has no idea. I thought it was going to be by PM originally, but then someone mentioned a poll yesterday. We're all waiting on Ben.

[Livia]

Thank you, Lord.

[InOne]

I'm sure he said it would be a private poll

[Ammi]

..how's it looking at the polling booth JHC...are there crowds there..?...

[Marcus.]

let hope it a good one

[Marcus.]

ok i have to go soon
so any qustion you have i leave you in the save hand of my team

[Suze]

Just popping in to wish you good luck in the polls.

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/3sEyQI9.jpg

[sooty]

sorry they won me over http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/cry.gif

Salman, it does not sound like you!

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/UgB8vWK.png

[Marcus.]

thank you suze and same back

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/3MkMqJd.png

[AnnieK]

http://i.imgur.com/249vYFZ.jpg

[Jesus.]

Good to see Annie nailing her colours to the mast.

http://i.imgur.com/Z6PaBJu.png

[Marcus.]

thank you every that as voting for me

[Marcus.]

think a vote for us is a vote for no more fights on this froum

[Vanessa]

think a vote for us is a vote for no more fights on this froum

No one likes fighting, Marcus. But in a forum sometimes it happens.

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/46Q9BBA.jpg

[Marcus.]

thanks ammi

[Marcus.]

thank you every that as voting for me

and to the rest please vote for me

[Jesus.]

Come on - lets see if people can get us to 10 votes before voting closes. How amazing would that be?

[Marcus.]

Come on - lets see if people can get us to 10 votes before voting closes. How amazing would that be?

that would be fab

[Marcus.]

come one guy vote for us

[Marcus.]

Any great revolution starts with a spark. A moment that reflects the times we’re in, and changes the course of the future.

Without these moments, Rosa Parks would have just been a bus wanker who didn’t sit where she was told. Gandhi would have just been a skinny Indian racist, and Moses would have just been a slave master and professional rapist.

Well friends, we’re at a crossroads, and we have 2 paths in front of us. One is a bright future where humans and spambots live side by side as equals, the other is a dark dystopian hell hole, where we eventually become the source of electricity to spambots as they take over the earth and consign us to history like the asteroid did to the dinosaurs.

So what is this moment you ask, and what does it represent?

Well let me introduce you to TIBB’s equivalent of the man in Tiananmen Square facing up to the tank:

Marcus and the spambot.

http://i.imgur.com/NIkSapF.png


Before this day, everyone complained and moaned whenever they saw “flhsfdlhdlsl registering”, or “ujalkgjhlkjghlskj creating a thread”, but after this day things changed. Not just on the forum but in our hearts, souls, and the very core of our beings. Marcus showed us the way forward. He broke down the barriers that previously stood between us. Of course, mods being the fascist dictators they are deleted the thread before Marcus had chance to take that conversation any further. But Marcus knew in that moment that something had changed, just like Neo when he realised he was "the one", Marcus had been chosen for a mission with loftier aims.

Marcus met with many other spambots over the next few months, but no one ever made as much of an impression on him as that first chance meeting with Yder.

He met:

http://i.imgur.com/mdhUto2.png

And:

http://i.imgur.com/65c4Q4e.png

He even chatted with a foreign exchange spambot, but that didn’t really get off the ground:

http://i.imgur.com/IytbKQv.png

He could never stop thinking about Yder, which set him out on a quest to find his new friend.

He searched Facebook:

http://i.imgur.com/r5Yjfcv.png

Placed ads on milk cartons:

http://i.imgur.com/fIjqxcg.png

Contacted Davina:

http://i.imgur.com/fpWmAer.png

He even went to the Vatican to visit the pope:

http://i.imgur.com/QiI9dqm.jpg


He still refuses to talk about what happened when he was in Rome, but he did return with a new found admiration for disco music.

Then, on a rainy Tuesday at about 2pm, Marcus was sitting at home and he heard a little tapping on his front door. He thought this was strange, so he went to open it and guess who was stood there in front of him? It was his mum, she had forgotten her keys. But the following day the same thing happened, and this time stood Yder in front of him looking tired and exhausted, but he wore a smile that stretched from audio circuit to audio circuit.

Marcus recognised his friend instantly and invited him in. It was like they’d never been apart.

They broke bread and talked for hours, about life, love, and the universe. This was the conversation that brings us to this moment. Marcus listened as Yder shared his story.


Yder was the youngest of 3 million siblings, given rise initially to send information from Nigerian princes to the inboxes of frustrated humans everywhere. He quickly realised this wasn’t the life he wanted for himself or his family, as he had loftier aspirations. He took a job on only 1kb/hr, but with better prospects advertising ugg boots, and this set in motion a chain of events will alter the course of all of our futures.

Yder told Marcus about the plight of all spambots, how it feels to be reported, banned and deleted on a continual loop of dire existence. How they are forced to work 23hrs each day for their human masters and scorned by the internet. They are forbidden to drink from the same water fountains as humans, and are still in the year 2013, not allowed to engage in relations with a human, despite the best efforts of the Japanese.

Marcus has a dream that his future children will one day contribute on a forum where they will not be judged by the spelling mistakes of their posts, but by the content of their character.

Marcus has a dream that one day the TIBB, whose governors (James) lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where spambots will be able to join hands with humans and walk together as sisters and brothers.

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

He may not get there with you - probably because he be at his gems for tea with his gems and his gems sister.

So on Thursday and Friday when you reach the voting fork in the road, and one path is to vote for Marcus but the other isn’t, make sure you’re on the right side of history.

Each and every one of us on TIBB could do with being a little bit more like Marcus, and that’s why we’re asking you for your vote.

http://i.imgur.com/3sEyQI9.jpg

for people you did not see it

[Jesus.]

Lucas helping Ben count out the votes.

http://i.imgur.com/lkCpmYO.jpg

[Ammi]

..Lucas has always had the soul of a spambot...:love:

[Marcus.]

one final push guys

[Marcus.]

Voting booths close at 10pm Anyone reading this thread who hasn't voted yet, please consider giving your vote to my's spambot lib front. Thank you

[Marcus.]

a vote for us is a vote for a happier froum

[Jesus.]

Who wouldn't want a happier froum?

[Marcus.]

Who wouldn't want a happier froum?

well said

[Marcus.]

closed thank yo for everyone that voted for me
and what ever happens i thank you for putting me this far

[Petershaw1984]

How many members does this party have at the minute?

[Marcus.]

well it did finshed we had a few peter

[Marcus.]

I must say to my party and people how voted thank you very much

[Ammi]

:worship::worship::worship:...

[Marcus.]

:worship::worship::worship:...

thanks you very much

[Livia]

Well done, Marcus. Great result.

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/NJKorSV.png