The Winner of TiBB Eurovision 2013 is... AMMI!

[Glenn.]

Annie :love:

[Shaun]

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[The stage backdrop is covered in a large graphic of a recording device. Towards the back of the stage is a small square of ice in the floor, with fur rugs to the sides and a In the foreground, V(LADY)imir Putain is sat in a plush leather armchair, wearing a velvet robe and addressing the camera personally.]

Hello, hello Europe and TiBB, we are here to sing
The KGB service is now monitoring
Ga-ga-gathering intel about everything
We've got what it takes to win TiBB Eurovision
[Putain jumps up from the armchair and is joined by seven Russian women who grind provocatively behind 'her', as the music kicks in.]
Ur-Eurovision, Ur-Eurovision
We've got what it takes to win TiBB Eurovision

Got problems with our actions or motives? Then let's go
Took care of that bitch Alexander Litvinenko
Can't be dealing with operatives leaking info
We already took out five men two verses ago

We're ballin', we're ballin', got some nukes you cannot ignore
We lost our heads and our hearts in the cold war
We're ballin', we're ballin', could care less about your peace corps
We lost our heads and our hearts in the cold war

Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh)
Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh)
And Treotske (And Treotske)
And now we're trollin' Lee (eh eh eh)
[Putain starts throwing empty vodka bottles at a miffed Lee., who is sat on a bench trying to play Words With Friends]

[Defect all you want, but we'll follow you home
And we're totes gonna bug your telephone.
When you pause or you blink, put a pill in your drink,
And we're totes gonna bug your telephone] x2
[Treotske pops up from a spring-loaded hole in the stage and begins dutty-whining towards the dancers]

Girl, from here to the Kremlin is my throne (throne)
Please just don't tell Joseph
Stalin hates me, most def.
He's prolly put me to death.
Sorry for the history lesson
But TiBB needs educatin'
America keep hatin'
Why's Putain ice skatin'?
[Vladimir, bored of Treotske's breakdown, has disappeared backstage and is seen doing the Bolero with a grizzly bear. He pauses in a spotlight as the music dips, and skates in circles with a camera facing him for the whole of the bridge.]

Not that I don't like you, I'm just at the Bolshoi
U.S. has GaGa but the U.S.S.R. has Tolstoy
Sometimes I feel the Western world needs a dictator
I'm not taking no prisoners, so see you later
See you later,
Yes, see you later,
Tonight I'm turning Pussy Riot into haters

[We're ballin', we're ballin', throwin' human rights to the floor
We will arrest anybody we abhor
We're ballin', we're ballin', with our mates Ivan and Igor
This Soviet Union's gonna show you what for] x2

Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh)
Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh)
And Treotske (And Treotske)
So vote for us, Ammi (eh eh eh)

[Defect all you want, but we'll follow you home
And we're totes gonna bug your telephone.
When you pause or you blink, put a pill in your drink,
And we're totes gonna bug your telephone] x2

[Your telephone, y-y-your telephone
We'll poison your cup
and cover it up
And your death's not gonna be that well-known] x2

We're sorry. The member you admire has not been recognised. Please vote Shaun, and try again. xo

[GypsyGoth]

Brilliant :laugh2:

and great work Annie :love:

[Iceman]

Please vote Shaun and try again haha

[Withano]

Oh, Shaun!

[Drew.]

that was brilliant

[Z]

:laugh2: The standard this year is absolutely phenomenal!!

[Livia]

Brilliant...

[Ammi]

..Inspired, just perfectly fabulous, Shaun..:worship:....

[AnnieK]

Fantastic Shaun....

[LemonJam]

stunning :love:

[Shaun]

i really wanted to record it but i couldn't speak that fast in a russian accent :bawling:

[Withano]

Poetic and modest

[Matt]

This is an incredibly tough year to judge. :pipe:

[Shaun]

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Now, in every Eurovision song contest so far, we've had the pleasure of greeting the beautiful Ravenheart.
But last year, Finland turned their backs on their songstress and opted for a song about a woman in love with a cheetah.
Yes. Well, they've learned from their mistakes, and now... she is back!

[Conzors]

great entries everyone!
so funy x

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/8Jv7ioK.jpg?1

Ravenheart returns after taking last year off, she is back and as surgically altered as ever. Accompanying her is the infamous Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, with whom she has become smitten and dedicated this song to, however because he got his mouth shot off he can only mumble and groan, the bits in italics are by him.

Party Like It’s The Last Supper

*Ravenheart wearing a little black dress stands on a dark stage with only a spotlight on her, she takes the mic from it's stand, another spotlight flicks on and illuminates Dzhokhar, his mouth area is heavily bandaged, he has a microphone strapped to his head and he is in a pimped out wheelchair*


We’re modern day Romeo and Juliet
You’re hot enough to make me sweat
The world may wish you were aborted
But to me you’re cute enough to be deported

mumble mumble groan groan

Our union makes homeland security mad
Our bodies entwine while we’re scantily clad
You come inside like i’m a car you hijack
We’re made for each other, it’s a matter of fact

mumble mumble groan groan

I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw
You can wrap me up with your your sharia law
Cause you’re such a heart blower upper
We gonna party like it’s the last supper

Just like Zero Dark Thirty
It’s time to get down and dirty
As your love is like a pressure cooker
Slap me like a cheap cheshire hooker

Just like singers Rhiana and Chris Brown
We won’t care what people say all over town
Because you eat my soul like soil erosion
Our marathon of love causes an explosion

I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw
You can wrap me up with your your sharia law
Cause you’re such a heart blower upper
We gonna party like it’s the last supper

You put the love into
“I would love to blow up your world”
I put my heart into
Forever being your girl

mumble mumble groan groan
mumble mumble groan groan

I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw
You can wrap me up with your your sharia law
Cause you’re such a heart blower upper
We gonna party like it’s the last supper

mumble mumble groan groan

[Z]

omfg I'm crying HAHAHA amazing!

[Drew.]

'however because he got his mouth shot off he can only mumble and groan' :joker:

[Shaun]

this is another one i've only just read :laugh2: just... wtf claudia LOL

[Withano]

mumble mumble groan groan
What a tune haha

[AnnieK]

:laugh2:

[Ammi]

..GG..you never fail to produce something totally brilliant...:lovedup:....

[Black Dagger]

Claudia you amazing :lovedup:

[Shaun]

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Given the gravity of that previous song, we're taking this next segment seriously. The end is almost nigh, but for now, we must embrace one of tonight's most surprising ventures: Ammi doing hip hop. Here are Tupac ShaKarl and Dr. Audré with "Lithuania Love".

[Glenn.]

These are amazing this year :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Thanks guys :D

[Livia]

Brilliant Gyps. Mental... but brilliant x

[Iceman]

Ammi doing hip-hop

-is intrigued-

[Kazanne]

well done GG:joker:

[Shaun]

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Lithuania...knows how to party
Lithuania...knows how to party
In the citaaay of plugdj
In the citaaay of good ol' Scott
In the citaaay, the city of InOne
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

Verse 1 (Dr Au-Dre)
Now let me welcome everybody to this hip hop mess
A state where Liv is hangin’ loose with Caitlin and Ness
Shaun’s top 10 hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Mockinator will educate ya homeboys in sex
maxin’ and relaxin’ wit Nate an’ his bomb ass tweets
the state where ya never find Karl’s Budweiser empty
Pimp Shaun be on a mission to buck them green....
beans..an findin’ lean Scott-makin’-machines with Dairy Queen Dean (Dezzy Rascal freestyle rap)
Nate’s owned the game for years freestylin’ rap tunes
Chillin’ wit dat Gypsy hoe and hangin’ wit Drew
Amigos in his hood café with Mama Sooty
Cookin’ for her posse and all shakin’ her booty
Harry’s in da hood, he had a pimp-tight day
Bros Glenn an Lucas chattin’ dat it’s styll ta be gay
Scott throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
Au-Dre puttin’ it down for Lithuan-i-a

Lithuania... knows how to party
Lithuania...knows how to party
In the citaaay of plug dj
In the citaaay of good ol’ Scott
In the citaaay, the city of InOne
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

Shakey Jake it baby
Shakey Jake it baby
Shakey Jake it mama
Shake it Annie
Shakey Jake it baby
Shake it shake it shake it...
Shake it shake it shake it

Verse 2 (Tupac Sha-Karl)

Out on bail fresh outta jail, stale... from Vegas schemin’
Soon as Marc stepped on the scene, hoochie Niamh was screamin’...
fiendin’ for Patrick and alcohol
Smithy styllin’ his burka an feelin’ all fly
Wanksta Jesus, steelin’ like Joey an thinkin’ he Will. am. I
Josay is dealin’ coconut oil, yay (that's right)
Novo and Locke in khaki suits and simp is what they do
Arista aint ya sista and will collide with ya crew
Punk Locke put ya thread over that side..move it mod, move it, move it (Dezzy Rascal freestyle rap)
Leon hollas back t’sup? Ya know it’s my bad
Bumpin’ and grindin’ wit lemonjam on da chat side
And Slim Shady won’t bow down to no Iceman
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Au-Dre
Let Marcus serenade ya wit Beckay
Roy Mars numero 3 get down
Bad ass Jack’s back in crack town
Chat ‘n’ games is where they put they mack down
Give me love!

Lithuania knows how to party
Lithuania knows how to party
In the citaaay of plug dj
In the citaaay of good ol’ Scott
In the citaaay, the city of InOne
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

(Au-Dre)
now make it shake... Shaky Jake it baby
Shakey Jake it baby
Shakey Jake it mama
Shake it Annie
Shakey Jake it baby
Shake it shake it shake it
Shake it shake it shake it



(Outro: Tupac Sha-Karl and Dr Au-Dre)

uh yeah uh, BB3232 in tha house, uh yeah
Nathan, Nathan definately in tha house hahaha
Novo, Novo
(Tupac Sha-Karl)
hey, you know Alex is up in this
Brother Leon, where you at
yeah, Karl in da hood, Karl in da hood, ever up to no good...
with bad-ass Ninastar an’ her gangsta babies
UKturtle, UKturtle, where ya at? yeah

Throw it up y'all, throw it up, throw it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on tha TiBB side
Cause you and I know it's our crib side
yeah, that's right
Lee post, Zee post
uh, Lithuania Love
Lithuania Love

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[Glenn.]

A hip hop Ammi

My life is complete

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: Brilliant!

[Iceman]

amazing, just amazing

[Black Dagger]

That was beyond perfect :joker:

[Z]

I can't

This is too much

:joker: :love:

[Glenn.]

Flawless Ammi. ****ing flawless :love:

[AnnieK]

Winner right there....:love: Ammi....hilarious...beyond words..

[Drew.]

oh my god.. Ammi this is seriously amazing :joker: :love:

[LemonJam]

impeccable :love:

[Shaun]

-is lost for words-

[Withano]

Has to win! And not just because I was name dropped! It was Perfect Ammi!

[Withano]

You have so much swag

[Ramsay]

my life is complete :lovedup:

[Shaun]

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Sticking with the hip hop theme, now, we see the return of Eoinem!
srsly does eoin not know any other artists

[Livia]

Ammi... LMAO... I have no words.

[King Gizzard]

exceptional

[Shaun]

new page please

[Shaun]

thanks

[Shaun]

ok

[Shaun]

-Eoin walks to the stage with 100 different people all dressed 1 side as a man, the other as a woman-

-Eoin is wearing a Free Kate t-shirt-

-song begins-

The Real Mollie Harbinger

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Mollie Harbinger please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Mollie Harbinger please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.....

Y'all act like you never seen a transgender before
Balls all on the floor, Raph and Locke burst through the door
and started riding his ass worse than before
they fist like cum*****s, throwin him over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the Iceman... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Mr Marky said... nothing you idiots!
Mr Marky's dead, he's locked up in my dungeon
Hormonal women love Eoin
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Iceman, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around banning my friends, being cliqish, being biasty too "Yeah, but his butt's cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in Arista's bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on the forum and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Scott to Deepthroat a dog and a ninastar
"His bum is on your lips, his bum is on your lips"
And if your lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that he whispers to little kids
And expect them not to know what Jimmy Saville did
Of course they gonna know what permaban is
By the time they hit 1 year
They got the appeals section flooded
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if Scott can hump dead animals and Glenns
then there's no reason that a Locke and Raph can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Kizzy wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Mollie Harbinger, yes I'm the real Mollie
All you other Mollie Harbingers are just imitating
So won't the real Mollie Harbinger please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Well Smithy don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about Elimination
Half of you bitches can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Eoin, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Michael Spears?
****, Christina and her makeup better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Karl Davey and Michael 21
and hear 'em argue over who she gave AIDS to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTVNews
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Niamh, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eoinem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy cliques, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

'Cause I'm Mollie Harbinger, yes I'm the real Mollie
All you other Mollie Harbingers are just imitating
So won't the real Mollie Harbinger please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your followers inside your internet
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on Josy and split it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] Marc just **** it
better than ninety percent of you rapers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only pervert in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin Vicky's ass when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And Ben's jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Mollie Harbinger lurkin
He could be working at Burger King, cummin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a ****!"
with his pantss down and his dick ****ed up
So, will the real Mollie please stand up?
And put one of those boys out of their misery?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

'Cause I'm Mollie Harbinger, yes I'm the real Mollie
All you other Mollie Harbingers are just imitating
So won't the real Mollie Harbinger please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha
Guess there's a bit of Mollie Harbinger in all of us
**** it, let's all stand up

-As the song ends, eoin bends over and ****s out a MM&I to the rapturous applause of the auditorium-

[Drew.]

omg :laugh2:

[Jake.]

Just been reading these, amazing, well done everyone so far!

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

Mine doesn't seem as mental now.

[Glenn.]

ROFL

[Z]

LOLOLOL omg!

[Withano]

Haha

[Ramsay]

Eoin :worship: :worship:

[Shaun]

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I am sf tired omg
I know right? And I'm sure Eoinem just threatened me.
uggggh let's just get Germany out of the way.

[Black Dagger]

Eoin :worship:

I'm howling.

[Glenn.]

-As the song ends, eoin bends over and ****s out a MM&I to the rapturous applause of the auditorium-

Just :laugh3:

[Ammi]

..Eoin - Slim Shady...:worship:....BRILLIANT...!!!!!!..:lovedup: ....

[Josy]

Just caught up these have all been amazing so far actually laughed out loud at a lot of them :laugh:

Great work all :love:

[Shaun]

to the tune of...
-6YLi0GNBTk

The stage is illuminated and five novelty sized coffins stand upright on the stage. The door to each coffin is slightly ajar, as if something inside each one is about to step out of it, but the audience cannot see inside the coffins. The interior lining of each coffin is a different colour: blue, purple, yellow, green and pink, respectively, though these only become visible when the coffins are open and vacated. The backing track kicks in and the coffin on the right hand side of the stage opens, and Margaret Thatcher strides out to the horror of the audience who begin to scream in horror in between gulps of precious milk.

Maggie: Coal miners I am hating, no point in demonstrating
IRA I am hating, no point in demonstrating

Boys I’m Maggie Thatcher
I’m of iron stature
Hold on to your Walkmans, ‘cause I kept the Falklands
You know this does not please me Maggie turns and looks disgustedly at her coffin
So let's just make this easy
Put me in control
I’ll take your coal

And I’ll take your milk (The audience scream, horrified)
Society needs me
You know that’s a joke
Society what?

I’m under the weather
And now I’m dead for forever
I was so evil
Now I am dust.

'Cause my Cabinet hate me
The number one Iron Lady
So what's up UK?
There is no us!

The other four coffins spring open and the other members of the Diktaturdays step onto the stage. Maggie puts on a Northern accent and pretends to be a coal miner, with the other band members laughing at her impersonation.

Whatcha doin' to my job? (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Really wanna punch your gob! (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Let’s go get the angry mob! (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
What about us? (There is no us!)

Another of the band members moves into the middle of the formation and takes the lead vocals. It’s none other than Kim Jong-il! The audience boo, but he pays them no heed.

Kim Jong-il: I’m dead and pushing daisies, Kim Jong-il is so crazy (He strokes Maggie’s face as he sings the next line, she looks away nonchalantly.)
You’re dead and pushing daisies, you are the Iron Lady

I’m one angry mister
Take it take it Seoul, ha
Don't be 'fraid to show them, all our freakin' nukes
Don’t take our threats lightly
USA’s in sight next
Now it's their turn-turn (yes it's their turn)

I am Kim Jong-il, why are we waiting?
You follow my lead!
Oh I think my heart’s stopped

I’m under the weather
And now we’re dead and together
So what's up Maggie?
Kim Jong-il rocks!

'Cause I've been plotting and hating
And now my son is totes baiting
Kill them all Jong-un!
Turn them to dust!

Kim Jong-il pretends to be an average North Korean citizen, the other band members laugh at his impersonation.

Can we have the internet? (Na, na, na, na, na)
How about a TV set? (Na, na, na, na, na)
Oh my god we’re so upset! (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
What about us?

The band perform some choreography during the dance breakdown, while a third member takes the lead vocals. It’s none other than Robert Mugabe! As the only living member of the band, he’s also the only one currently linked to Taylor Swift, earning him an extra loud round of boos from the audience. He chants his lines, with each of the other four band members falling to the floor at the end of each line, one by one.

Mugabe:Turn them to dust-dust-dust-dust-dust-dust
Turn them to dust-dust-dust-dust-dust-dust
Turn them to dust-dust-dust-dust-dust-dust
Turn them to dust, yeah!

A fourth band member takes the lead vocals. He writhes forward on his hands and knees while the other three jump to their feet alongside Mugabe as he calls their names. It’s Adolf Hitler! The booing becomes deafeningly loud, but not loud enough to drown out the song.

Hitler: Kim Stalin Maggie
Oh yes and Robert Mugabe
Dictators yes
And Hitler’s on top! (Hitler stands up and poses with his hand on his hip.)

'Cause I've been killing and maiming
Just want the blondes procreating
I’m the Führer!
When will I stop!

Hitler impersonates anyone who’s ever felt oppressed by their government, while the other band members switch to German in response to each line he sings.

Whatcha doin’ to our lives? (Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja)
Coming after you with knives! (Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja)
What if one of them survives? (Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja)
What about us? (Lebensraum Lust!)

The fifth and final band member finally takes the lead vocals for the last section of the song. It’s Joseph Stalin, and the crowd are appalled. His moustache strikes fear in the hearts of the audience, with many people in the crowd mysteriously disappearing for absolutely no reason at all. Hitler, Maggie, Kim Jong-il and Mugabe switch from German to Russian in honour of Stalin.

Stalin: In Siberia
(Da, da, da, da, da)
You’re a prisoner
(da, da, da, da, da)
I’ll kill all of ya!
Genocide‘s a plus
There is no us

The five leaders realise that there is no crowd left; they’ve all mysteriously disappeared onto trains headed for Siberia. Maggie, Hitler, Kim Jong-il and Stalin head back to their coffins and shut the doors behind them, while Mugabe, whose open casket is in the middle of the five, winks seductively at the camera, and the stage goes dark.

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[Iceman]

Thanks I think haha.... been good to take part with such talented people

[Shaun]

i've only just properly read this greg omfg this is genius

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Ammi]

..genius, Zee..:worship:....

[Drew.]

bloody amazing :laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

I CANNOT AT THIS TONIGHT :joker:

[Withano]

Greatest comeback of all time!

[LemonJam]

oh my God :laugh2: brilliant

[Iceman]

Zee that was amazing haha

[Withano]

I can't even call a winner, so many good ones

[Drew.]

impossible to predict a winner here

[Shaun]

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Finally, the last song of the night!
this has been an ordeal, hasn't it Augistine?
At least those weird children have gone.
Yeah, what happened to our continuity? It's like it's been made up as we go along.
Haha! Weird! Here's Hungary, with "Smelly Thighs"

[Shaun]

The song is by The Hungary Tramp (stage name)

Torok Gorbe Jimbob (Real name).

Torok will be wearing the only clothes he has, as shown below and on the CD cover (excellent CD cover by the way, as you can tell :p).

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/360-tramp.jpg

Song: Smelly Thighs

The song was written by Torok for his wife. He was looking through local dustbins when a sudden smell (similar to that of his wife's thighs) knocked him a back. Then he thought about writing a song for her.

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To the tune of Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

Smelly Thighs

I've been meaning to tell you
You’ve got this smell that won’t subside
I smell you and I can’t disguise
You're coming no where near me tonight
Now I’ve got to admit my fright

CHORUS:

With these Smelly Thighs
One smell of you and I feel I could die
You’ve got Smelly Thighs
I can smell your sweaty pies

I want to have sex so hear me out
I want you to show me when you’ll stop using Tesco Value http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ut0ld0.jpg
Darling tonight
Stop giving me a fright

CHORUS:

With these Smelly Thighs
One smell of you and I feel I could die
You’ve got Smelly Thighs
I can’t stop pretending to notice otherwise

With those Smelly Thighs
Now I’ve smelt you oh too many times
With those Smelly Thighs
Now it’s porn again for me tonight, you selfish cow

I need you to clean
Those ‘effin thighs

[Sax Solo]

You’ve got smelly thighs
One smell of you and I feel I could die
You’ve got smelly thighs
I can no longer look you in the eyes

You’ve got smelly thighs
Now I’ve bought you something better than Tesco Value http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ut0ld0.jpg

Now clean those thighs
You took me by surprise
With those smelly thighs

I need you to...

Clean those Thighs
Now I’ve got you soap BLOODY USE IT
Clean those ‘effin thighs.

Got to stop you smelling like http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ut0ld0.jpg

[Jake.]

:joker: fantastic

[Withano]

Touching

[Drew.]

interesting :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Livia]

Ahhh the romance. Just beautiful.

And Zee... I could probably get to a job writing speeches for the Tories...

[GypsyGoth]

Outstanding job with hosting Shaun :worship:

[Shaun]

http://svenskdam.se/wp-content/gallery/rika-modeller/ste_eurovision_s_3238907.jpg

Alas, the time has come for us to part ways.
Yes, tonight has been a beautiful spectacle of songwriting and libel.
And the most actively-participated Eurovision in history!
Truly, truly a magnificent night. Now, we hand over to Shaun, who has the voting information. But from us, Rudolph-
-and Augustine, we say 'Adieu!'

[Drew.]

Outstanding job with hosting Shaun :worship:

x2

[Jake.]

Well done all/Shaun/the judges!

[Glenn.]

Amazing :worship:


Great show Shaun :love:

[Shaun]

Now that the beautiful presenters have been put to sleep by unruly Bosnian anaesthesiologists, it's time to get down to business and open up TiBB for voting. Below, is a reminder of all 20 entries with links to the post they were featured in:

http://www.ventacaballosmallorca.com/images/spanish_flag.png #1 - Spain - Drew - "Simping" by Sir Simpalot (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016362&postcount=318)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/webjam-upload/flag_norway___0ef3d70cbf4146bab92e6ed9643cc77b(20x 20)__0__.jpg #2 - Norway - Kazanne - "Norway" by Kazanne (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016384&postcount=336)
http://www.correcteeth.com/wp-content/uploads/Israel-Flag-icon.png #3 - Israel - Jesus. - "An Ode to Mel Gibson" by Anthony Semitism (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016413&postcount=353)
http://polyglotclub.com/image/flag/country/Country_32.gif #4 - Latvia - Glenn - "Run Back, Baby (English Edit)" by Gleona Lewis (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016432&postcount=367)
http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/design05/i/clubhouse/badges/20x20/589.gif #5 - Liechtenstein - Ben - "Zee's the Crabman" by Mr. Crabman (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016458&postcount=380)
http://www.foxint.com/images/uk-flag.png #6 - United Kingdom - Conzors - "The One That Always Stays" by Conor. (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016482&postcount=394)
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/pl.png #7 - Poland - Nathan - "The Trials and Tribulations of Life in Gdansk: A Modern View of Life in Poland" by Dave Benson-Philliwicz (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016495&postcount=403)
http://www.vintob.com/gs/images/Flag_portugal_small.jpg #8 - Portugal - JH95 - "T-I-B-B Gurls" by Jaky Perry (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016507&postcount=412)
http://www.nationalflaggen.de/images/flaggen/flagge-kosovo-flagge-button-20x20.gif #9 - Kosovo - LemonJam - "The TiBB it is a-Changin'" by Fatjon Gashi (Feat Gjevahire Çoçaj) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016530&postcount=428)
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRc-wuFpBFvL-AeJ8ZVRlLxTgD6WKD6pDyQcwKIPxr2411EAX-O #10 - Uganda - Withano - "Making Melodies" by Withano & P5 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016550&postcount=444)
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/ba.png #11 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "I Dreamed of TiBB" by Dario Dezzkaviolivalichov (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016566&postcount=457)
https://taxibeat.com/wp-content/themes/taxibeat/images/theme/flags/romania.png #12 - Romania - Livia - "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle" by The Count (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016584&postcount=469)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Flag_of_the_Vatican_City.svg/20px-Flag_of_the_Vatican_City.svg.png #13 - Vatican City - Niamh. - "Pope Hop" by Pope Francis I and the Fun Lovin' Cardinals (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016597&postcount=479)
http://www.domaine-de-salvert.fr/img/flag/sweden.png #14 - Sweden - anniek76 - "TiBB Queen" by AnnieK (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016614&postcount=491)
http://application.cts-app.com/images/russia_flag.png #15 - Russia - Shaun - "Telephone" by Lady Putain & Treotské (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016629&postcount=502)
http://belamax.com/caticons/flag_finland.png #16 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Party Like it's the Last Supper" by Ravenheart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016651&postcount=517 )
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/lt.png #17 - Lithuania - Ammi - "Lithuania Love" by Tupac ShaKarl & Dr. Audré (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016671&postcount=531)
http://www.opinionworld-ireland.com/ssi-media/PANEL/OpinionWorld/flags/ir-flag.image #18 - Ireland - Iceman - "The Real Mollie Harbinger" by Eoinem (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016705&postcount=551)
http://trytobet.org/images/icons/GermanyFlag.jpg #19 - Germany - Zee - "There is no Us" by the Diktaturdays (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016727&postcount=564)
http://www.euromonitor.com/medialibrary/Image/Flag_20x20_Hungary.png #20 - Hungary - Ryan57 - "Smelly Thighs" by The Hungary Tramp (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016745&postcount=577)

Now, the voting is split into two categories:

JUDGES
Marc, Marcus, Matt, Josiah and I - you must take all twenty of the above songs and rank them in order of preference. PM me with your finished lists - the song at the top should be your favourite of the lot.
Please vote fairly - take into consideration the effort that's been put into the song, the creativity of it, and all other elements that make it stand out from the crowd.

FORUM
Everyone - except the judges, and including the participants - can vote for up to SEVEN favourite songs. You do not need to rank them. Participants cannot vote for themselves. To vote, just PM me.
Again, please vote fairly - for the best songs, rather than the TiBB members you like the most.

You all have until 7pm tomorrow, when I will announce the results. Good luck, everyone :)

[Ammi]

..brilliant, Hungary..:love:..I don't know who it was..?....


..Shaun, you were a fabulous host as ever, thank you so much for taking the time to do this...it's one of the most lovely things on TiBB and you do an amazing job every time...:love:...:hug:....

[LemonJam]

Amazing group of songs. It's going to be horrible to choose between them. :(

Perfection in the hosting from Shaun, as always. :love:

[Drew.]

good luck all :love:

[Withano]

Shaun, you are brilliant

[Glenn.]

Omg good luck everyone :love:

[AnnieK]

Fantastic....amazing job shaun...all the songs have been brilliant....

This has cheered me up sooo much :love:

[King Gizzard]

shaun stroke my face

[Livia]

Thanks Shaun, for the work you put in. Brilliant fun. And to everyone who entered a song this year… you know that thin line between genius and madness? I wouldn't lay any money on which side of that line any of you are.

http://media.tumblr.com/b38666fe18a651c629984706177def67/tumblr_inline_mjx96smaDP1qz4rgp.gif

[Tom4784]

Ugh my cousin and his spawn came round and I couldn't get them to piss off so I missed most of it. I've caught up now though and it was exceptional. Well done everyone.

[Shaun]

face strokes for everyone!

[Withano]

Feels nice

[Black Dagger]

Great show, great talent, I wish I was motivated and creative enough, maybe next year :love:

Y'all winners.

[Black Dagger]

Sorry Shaun for sending it twice, this laptop is **** s0b.

[Shaun]

Just an explanation as to how the scores work: the judges have a maximum of 20 points to allocate to songs. 20pts for their favourite, 19 for their runner-up and so on, with 1 point for their song in last place.

With the forum voting, each vote received is worth 5 points to that song. :spin2:

[Kazanne]

Well put together Shaun,and good luck everyone all winners really.

[Withano]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/72995_10151311714861281_824511347_n.jpg

P5 wish you all luck! You're all winners thooo.

[GypsyGoth]

:lovedup:


Voted, good luck all :love:

[AnnieK]

God...it's hard to narrow it down to just 7...arrggh

[Matt]

I know who's getting my 20 points :D

[Glenn.]

Withano playing the poor kid card :bored:

[Withano]

Withano playing the poor kid card :bored:

Shameless and what

[Glenn.]

:bored:

[Jake.]

God...it's hard to narrow it down to just 7...arrggh

this :(

[Shaun]

Received five forum votes so far, and only FOUR songs have yet to pick up points. This one's going to be close :D

[Ramsay]

Excellent work Shaun, will make the list now

[Marcus.]

it is going to be hard to choose

[Jesus.]

I've had internet problems and have only just caught up. Some absolute genius on display, and outstanding work, Shaun. Can't praise it highly enough.

Need to listen and go through them again before I choose my 7. I'll be voting tomorrow afternoon.

[Withano]

:bored:

Just wanted a few more posts to show them on Monday

[AnnieK]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/72995_10151311714861281_824511347_n.jpg

P5 wish you all luck! You're all winners thooo.

Great pic....:lovedup:

[Niamh.]

Just had a quick catch up, those are amazing :amazed: Great job as well Shaun

[Livia]

Just had a quick catch up, those are amazing :amazed: Great job as well Shaun

... the Fun Lovin' Cardinals... Inspired, Niamh. But you're probably going to hell LOL...

[Ryan57]

..brilliant, Hungary..:love:..I don't know who it was..?....


..Shaun, you were a fabulous host as ever, thank you so much for taking the time to do this...it's one of the most lovely things on TiBB and you do an amazing job every time...:love:...:hug:....

Hungary was me, Ammi. :joker:

Annie, thanks for mentioning me. :joker:

Brilliant hosting Shaun. All the songs looked good, but will give them a proper listen tomorrow. So will vote tomorrow.

[Shaun]

i genuinely don't know how I'd pick seven, but thanks to everyone that has so far :love:

I think it's going to be a close call between five or six songs, but there're still four judges scores to come and that means a total of 840 points to spread out :p

[Niamh.]

... the Fun Lovin' Cardinals... Inspired, Niamh. But you're probably going to hell LOL...

It's a true story :hmph:

I loved yours :love:

[Niamh.]

Ugh I need to go back over these again to try and choose 7, this is going to be tough

[Drew.]

Ugh I need to go back over these again to try and choose 7, this is going to be tough

same :laugh: will probably go back over them twice.. really hard to decide on 7

[Shaun]

Now that the beautiful presenters have been put to sleep by unruly Bosnian anaesthesiologists, it's time to get down to business and open up TiBB for voting. Below, is a reminder of all 20 entries with links to the post they were featured in:

http://www.ventacaballosmallorca.com/images/spanish_flag.png #1 - Spain - Drew - "Simping" by Sir Simpalot (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016362&postcount=318)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/webjam-upload/flag_norway___0ef3d70cbf4146bab92e6ed9643cc77b(20x 20)__0__.jpg #2 - Norway - Kazanne - "Norway" by Kazanne (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016384&postcount=336)
http://www.correcteeth.com/wp-content/uploads/Israel-Flag-icon.png #3 - Israel - Jesus. - "An Ode to Mel Gibson" by Anthony Semitism (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016413&postcount=353)
http://polyglotclub.com/image/flag/country/Country_32.gif #4 - Latvia - Glenn - "Run Back, Baby (English Edit)" by Gleona Lewis (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016432&postcount=367)
http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/design05/i/clubhouse/badges/20x20/589.gif #5 - Liechtenstein - Ben - "Zee's the Crabman" by Mr. Crabman (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016458&postcount=380)
http://www.foxint.com/images/uk-flag.png #6 - United Kingdom - Conzors - "The One That Always Stays" by Conor. (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016482&postcount=394)
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/pl.png #7 - Poland - Nathan - "The Trials and Tribulations of Life in Gdansk: A Modern View of Life in Poland" by Dave Benson-Philliwicz (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016495&postcount=403)
http://www.vintob.com/gs/images/Flag_portugal_small.jpg #8 - Portugal - JH95 - "T-I-B-B Gurls" by Jaky Perry (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016507&postcount=412)
http://www.nationalflaggen.de/images/flaggen/flagge-kosovo-flagge-button-20x20.gif #9 - Kosovo - LemonJam - "The TiBB it is a-Changin'" by Fatjon Gashi (Feat Gjevahire Çoçaj) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016530&postcount=428)
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRc-wuFpBFvL-AeJ8ZVRlLxTgD6WKD6pDyQcwKIPxr2411EAX-O #10 - Uganda - Withano - "Making Melodies" by Withano & P5 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016550&postcount=444)
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/ba.png #11 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "I Dreamed of TiBB" by Dario Dezzkaviolivalichov (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016566&postcount=457)
https://taxibeat.com/wp-content/themes/taxibeat/images/theme/flags/romania.png #12 - Romania - Livia - "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle" by The Count (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016584&postcount=469)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Flag_of_the_Vatican_City.svg/20px-Flag_of_the_Vatican_City.svg.png #13 - Vatican City - Niamh. - "Pope Hop" by Pope Francis I and the Fun Lovin' Cardinals (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016597&postcount=479)
http://www.domaine-de-salvert.fr/img/flag/sweden.png #14 - Sweden - anniek76 - "TiBB Queen" by AnnieK (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016614&postcount=491)
http://application.cts-app.com/images/russia_flag.png #15 - Russia - Shaun - "Telephone" by Lady Putain & Treotské (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016629&postcount=502)
http://belamax.com/caticons/flag_finland.png #16 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Party Like it's the Last Supper" by Ravenheart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016651&postcount=517 )
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/lt.png #17 - Lithuania - Ammi - "Lithuania Love" by Tupac ShaKarl & Dr. Audré (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016671&postcount=531)
http://www.opinionworld-ireland.com/ssi-media/PANEL/OpinionWorld/flags/ir-flag.image #18 - Ireland - Iceman - "The Real Mollie Harbinger" by Eoinem (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016705&postcount=551)
http://trytobet.org/images/icons/GermanyFlag.jpg #19 - Germany - Zee - "There is no Us" by the Diktaturdays (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016727&postcount=564)
http://www.euromonitor.com/medialibrary/Image/Flag_20x20_Hungary.png #20 - Hungary - Ryan57 - "Smelly Thighs" by The Hungary Tramp (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016745&postcount=577)

Now, the voting is split into two categories:

JUDGES
Marc, Marcus, Matt, Josiah and I - you must take all twenty of the above songs and rank them in order of preference. PM me with your finished lists - the song at the top should be your favourite of the lot.
Please vote fairly - take into consideration the effort that's been put into the song, the creativity of it, and all other elements that make it stand out from the crowd.

FORUM
Everyone - except the judges, and including the participants - can vote for up to SEVEN favourite songs. You do not need to rank them. Participants cannot vote for themselves. To vote, just PM me.
Again, please vote fairly - for the best songs, rather than the TiBB members you like the most.

You all have until 7pm tomorrow, when I will announce the results. Good luck, everyone :)

just putting this on every page because it's got links to everything important :p

[Ryan57]

Apologies for the smell back stage, Torok didn't have a chance to have any sort of wash before he arrived.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/360-tramp.jpg

[Marcus.]

it is really not easy to put you in a top 20 list

but amzing songs

[Conzors]

Well done everyone!
i was in a meeting so was just reading through them.

Some of them are hilarious! haha very good im actually really impressed and pleseantly suprised!
xx

[Kizzy]

Will prob vote tomorrow, need to listen to them all :)

[Niamh.]

Voted!

[Z]

Having problems with loading YouTube videos >:( trying a different browser to see if that's a problem. Can't wait to watch everything and vote! From reading the lyrics though, some absolutely incredibly funny entries, not a single dud among them. Well done everyone and thank you Shaun! :lovedup: This has always been one of my favourite games on TiBB, we're all disgusting :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Having problems with loading YouTube videos >:( trying a different browser to see if that's a problem. Can't wait to watch everything and vote! From reading the lyrics though, some absolutely incredibly funny entries, not a single dud among them. Well done everyone and thank you Shaun! :lovedup: This has always been one of my favourite games on TiBB, we're all disgusting :laugh:

Shaun hasn't posted my lyrics yet Zee,they are on the video but i also sent them written down as it may be hard for some to see,so hopefully he'll post them when he has time.

[Brother Leon]

" -As the song ends, eoin bends over and ****s out a MM&I to the rapturous applause of the auditorium- "

:joker:

[Shaun]

Sorry, have edited them in... doesn't help when I get 5 different PMs :whistle: All should be fine now, though.

[Marcus.]

mine is now pm to you shaun

[Shaun]

Thanks Marcus :) still far too close to call... looking forward to Marc/Matt/Josiah's scores :)

[Marcus.]

Thanks Marcus :) still far too close to call... looking forward to Marc/Matt/Josiah's scores :)

no worries
first judge to give there scores

[Shaun]

just the three countries yet to pick up a vote from the forum so far :spin2: but they're surprisingly doing quite well in the judges scores :laugh: (9th, 12th and 17th)

[Z]

just the three countries yet to pick up a vote from the forum so far :spin2: but they're surprisingly doing quite well in the judges scores :laugh: (9th, 12th and 17th)

:o

I'm honestly so excited for these results, I have absolutely no idea who the top 10 will even be, everyone was on top form tonight!

[Marcus.]

it was a amazing 20 songs

[Marc]

This was hard! Some great songs on there :joker:

[Z]

Honestly can't get over how amazing this Eurovision was, can't wait for results later

[Drew.]

the results should be really good.. cant predict a winner

[Marc]

Shaun do you need comments after each song?

[Ryan57]

Should of checked the video for mine, it cut off earlier than the song does. http://i.imgur.com/q4jyOWt.gif

Anywho, managed to vote... just about. :p

[Marc]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/72995_10151311714861281_824511347_n.jpg

P5 wish you all luck! You're all winners thooo.

I'm gonna need some clarification, which one are you in this photo?

[Withano]

I'm gonna need some clarification, which one are you in this photo?

Not telling its a secret

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/OAHKDuN.png

http://i.imgur.com/RdEjchm.jpg

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Withano]

I don't watch football, who is that guy? I wanna google him!

[Drew.]

big Shola Ameobi

[King Gizzard]

Shola Ameobi

[Shaun]

remind me to pick better judges next year... two haven't bothered, and one's just... :crazy:

[Shaun]

also everyone that entered a song but hasn't voted for others :nono: sneaky little bitches.

[Drew.]

is it possible to pick another two judges before 7?

[Shaun]

I may have to. I'm sure Matt will manage to do it because he's never let me down before :p but Josiah I shall travel to Slippery Rock and slap you.

[Drew.]

i had a feeling it was them two :laugh:

[Withano]

Good ole' Marcus

[Shaun]

Shaun do you need comments after each song?

*should wake up earlier*

nah, no comments necessary :laugh:

[Shaun]

Now that the beautiful presenters have been put to sleep by unruly Bosnian anaesthesiologists, it's time to get down to business and open up TiBB for voting. Below, is a reminder of all 20 entries with links to the post they were featured in:

http://www.ventacaballosmallorca.com/images/spanish_flag.png #1 - Spain - Drew - "Simping" by Sir Simpalot (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016362&postcount=318)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/webjam-upload/flag_norway___0ef3d70cbf4146bab92e6ed9643cc77b(20x 20)__0__.jpg #2 - Norway - Kazanne - "Norway" by Kazanne (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016384&postcount=336)
http://www.correcteeth.com/wp-content/uploads/Israel-Flag-icon.png #3 - Israel - Jesus. - "An Ode to Mel Gibson" by Anthony Semitism (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016413&postcount=353)
http://polyglotclub.com/image/flag/country/Country_32.gif #4 - Latvia - Glenn - "Run Back, Baby (English Edit)" by Gleona Lewis (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016432&postcount=367)
http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/design05/i/clubhouse/badges/20x20/589.gif #5 - Liechtenstein - Ben - "Zee's the Crabman" by Mr. Crabman (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016458&postcount=380)
http://www.foxint.com/images/uk-flag.png #6 - United Kingdom - Conzors - "The One That Always Stays" by Conor. (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016482&postcount=394)
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/pl.png #7 - Poland - Nathan - "The Trials and Tribulations of Life in Gdansk: A Modern View of Life in Poland" by Dave Benson-Philliwicz (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016495&postcount=403)
http://www.vintob.com/gs/images/Flag_portugal_small.jpg #8 - Portugal - JH95 - "T-I-B-B Gurls" by Jaky Perry (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016507&postcount=412)
http://www.nationalflaggen.de/images/flaggen/flagge-kosovo-flagge-button-20x20.gif #9 - Kosovo - LemonJam - "The TiBB it is a-Changin'" by Fatjon Gashi (Feat Gjevahire Çoçaj) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016530&postcount=428)
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRc-wuFpBFvL-AeJ8ZVRlLxTgD6WKD6pDyQcwKIPxr2411EAX-O #10 - Uganda - Withano - "Making Melodies" by Withano & P5 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016550&postcount=444)
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/ba.png #11 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "I Dreamed of TiBB" by Dario Dezzkaviolivalichov (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016566&postcount=457)
https://taxibeat.com/wp-content/themes/taxibeat/images/theme/flags/romania.png #12 - Romania - Livia - "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle" by The Count (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016584&postcount=469)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Flag_of_the_Vatican_City.svg/20px-Flag_of_the_Vatican_City.svg.png #13 - Vatican City - Niamh. - "Pope Hop" by Pope Francis I and the Fun Lovin' Cardinals (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016597&postcount=479)
http://www.domaine-de-salvert.fr/img/flag/sweden.png #14 - Sweden - anniek76 - "TiBB Queen" by AnnieK (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016614&postcount=491)
http://application.cts-app.com/images/russia_flag.png #15 - Russia - Shaun - "Telephone" by Lady Putain & Treotské (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016629&postcount=502)
http://belamax.com/caticons/flag_finland.png #16 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Party Like it's the Last Supper" by Ravenheart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016651&postcount=517 )
http://global.pegperego.com/m58template/pegsite_it/images/flag/lt.png #17 - Lithuania - Ammi - "Lithuania Love" by Tupac ShaKarl & Dr. Audré (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016671&postcount=531)
http://www.opinionworld-ireland.com/ssi-media/PANEL/OpinionWorld/flags/ir-flag.image #18 - Ireland - Iceman - "The Real Mollie Harbinger" by Eoinem (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016705&postcount=551)
http://trytobet.org/images/icons/GermanyFlag.jpg #19 - Germany - Zee - "There is no Us" by the Diktaturdays (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016727&postcount=564)
http://www.euromonitor.com/medialibrary/Image/Flag_20x20_Hungary.png #20 - Hungary - Ryan57 - "Smelly Thighs" by The Hungary Tramp (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016745&postcount=577)

Now, the voting is split into two categories:

JUDGES
Marc, Marcus, Matt, Josiah and I - you must take all twenty of the above songs and rank them in order of preference. PM me with your finished lists - the song at the top should be your favourite of the lot.
Please vote fairly - take into consideration the effort that's been put into the song, the creativity of it, and all other elements that make it stand out from the crowd.

FORUM
Everyone - except the judges, and including the participants - can vote for up to SEVEN favourite songs. You do not need to rank them. Participants cannot vote for themselves. To vote, just PM me.
Again, please vote fairly - for the best songs, rather than the TiBB members you like the most.

You all have until 7pm tomorrow, when I will announce the results. Good luck, everyone :)

bump for new page. also i added pretty flags.

[Glenn.]

also everyone that entered a song but hasn't voted for others :nono: sneaky little bitches.

I just voted :hmph:

[Jake.]

Will be voting once I have finished decorating

[Marcus.]

i was first of the juges to vote

[Iceman]

Sorry was watching the F1..voted

[Marcus.]

Sorry was watching the F1..voted

better late then never i say

[Jesus.]

To be fair, voting doesn't close till 7 so it was hardly taking the piss.

[Iceman]

better late then never i say

Exactly!!

[Matt]

Hello TiBB, Matthew calling!

I have officially voted ;)

[Marcus.]

To be fair, voting doesn't close till 7 so it was hardly taking the piss.

aye its only

1 hour 57 mins

[Shaun]

i'm completely baffled by this voting... one song I thought would be a runaway contender for the title is being completely ignored, and i'm wondering if people are even aware of the effort put into it.

[Glenn.]

I voted on the effort put in :idc:

I'm not expecting a gay vote for my song tbh vaginas are the devil to gays :idc:

[Jake.]

Sent mine in, good luck everyone

[Iceman]

When are results announced by the way?

[Withano]

Am I early?

[Shaun]

Voting's closed... I am now going to talk to the house.

[Tom4784]

:amazed:

Good luck guys, there's so many potential winners this year.

[Drew.]

alright Emma

[LemonJam]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

lol jk i'm going to a pub quiz, be back around ten-ish~

[Ryan57]

Voting's closed... I am now going to talk to the house.

It's crunch time.

[Kizzy]

Are the votes closed then?

[Ryan57]

Are the votes closed then?

Yeah.

[Glenn.]

10pm needs to hurry itself up. We've been locked in the green room since last night and Bosnia blocked the only toilet we had at midnight. We passed the realm unsanitary hours ago.

[Kizzy]

Dammit!

[Ryan57]

10pm needs to hurry itself up. We've been locked in the green room since last night and Bosnia blocked the only toilet we had at midnight. We passed the realm unsanitary hours ago.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/360-tramp.jpg

'It's okay, Glenn... I pissed myself'

[Glenn.]

I know you did Ryan. You did it near my head and it splashed me :bored:

[Ryan57]

I know you did Ryan. You did it near my head and it splashed me :bored:

Hey hey, I'm not Torok The Hungary Tramp. I'm just his manager. What he does, without my supervision, isn't my fault. :idc:

[Glenn.]

Splashed me in the face mr manager. In the face. Urine in my face. This is not acceptable.

[Ryan57]

Splashed me in the face mr manager. In the face. Urine in my face. This is not acceptable.

But it's alright for it to elsewhere on you? :evilgrin:

Will tell him.

[Glenn.]

How dare you speak to Gleona Lewis in this disgusting manner!!!!

[Ryan57]

How dare you speak to Gleona Lewis in this disgusting manner!!!!

Don't tell Torok's wife, please.

http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/how-to-get-rid-of-fat-thighs.jpg

[Glenn.]

My lawyer will tell whoever he pleases :idc:

[Iceman]

Not long to go now....

[Conzors]

good luck people!
x

[AnnieK]

Good luck everyone

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Jake.]

Good luck guys!

[Iceman]

Actually Shaun did say 10-ish so maybe a little late

[Jake.]

Woop

[Shaun]

hello i am only slightly tipsy so here we go HI

[Jake.]

:D

[Drew.]

hurray

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Jake.]

good luck!

[Black Dagger]

Good luck you talented bunch :lovedup:

[Jake.]

The thought of drinking right now makes me want to vomit

[King Gizzard]

hashtag beautiful girl

[Shaun]

I'll start things off with a list of the outcome of the judges scores... :pipe:

[Tom4784]

:amazed:

[Withano]

sweeeet

[Shaun]

Lithuania - 84
Russia - 75
Portugal - 71
Kosovo - 70
Uganda - 66
Bosnia and Herzegovina - 64
Germany - 64
Ireland - 62
Poland - 56
Finland - 54
Spain - 54
Vatican City - 53
Liechtenstein - 49
Romania - 47
Sweden - 41
Latvia - 39
Hungary - 33
United Kingdom - 32
Israel - 32
Norway - 20

[Drew.]

11th :amazed: didnt expect that

[Jake.]

Wow :amazed:

[Jake.]

3rd, bloody hell

[Shaun]

From now on, I'll be posting the full countdown one at a time with the total score they received...

[Iceman]

Got top 10 with that off the judges, thank you kindly!

[Withano]

Ammis was definitely my favourite, Jesus should have got more though

[Shaun]

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/NORWAY-FLAG-3X2-FEET-OSLO-BERGEN-NORWEGIAN-STAVANGER-/00/$(KGrHqIOKpUE24S3Nw,0BNztFKIKOg~~_35.JPG
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[Jake.]

Ah, here we go then

[Shaun]

http://www.yesiknowthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Flag-of-Hungary-300x200.gif

19th Place: Hungary, Ryan57. Total score: 38pts
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[Black Dagger]

Aww Kazanne, I thought it was quite creative, I wish I gave points :sad:

Well done though, and Ryan as well.

[Conzors]

oooft third from the bottom! atleast i werent bottom!

[Shaun]

http://www.vietas.lv/img/different/flag.jpg
18th Place: Latvia, Glenn. Total score: 44pts
19th Place: Hungary, Ryan57. Total score: 38pts
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[Jesus.]

It's where all the cool people hang out, Conzors.

[Shaun]

-is surprised by that one; thought it would've done well; put it in my top ten-

[Drew.]

i liked Glenns

[Conzors]

Well done Glenn :D
x

[Conzors]

It's where all the cool people hang out, Conzors.


aha
x

[Shaun]

http://www.aspexdesign.co.uk/flags/british-flag-14.gif
17th Place: United Kingdom, Conzors. Total score: 52pts
18th Place: Latvia, Glenn. Total score: 44pts
19th Place: Hungary, Ryan57. Total score: 38pts
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[Jake.]

Glenn's was good

[Conzors]

WOOO 17TH :D
x

[Jake.]

Well done Conor

[Black Dagger]

Well done Glenn and Conor, both creative yay <3.

[Shaun]

http://www.flagsoftheworldshop.co.uk/images/medium/Israel_MED.gif
16th Place: Israel, Jesus. Total score: 62pts
17th Place: United Kingdom, Conzors. Total score: 52pts
18th Place: Latvia, Glenn. Total score: 44pts
19th Place: Hungary, Ryan57. Total score: 38pts
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[Conzors]

cheers people!
x

[Jake.]

Ah well done Jesus

[Drew.]

shocked at that one

[Shaun]

http://eurovisionblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/liechtenstein-flag.jpg?w=300&h=200
15th Place: Liechtenstein, Ben. Total score: 69pts
16th Place: Israel, Jesus. Total score: 62pts
17th Place: United Kingdom, Conzors. Total score: 52pts
18th Place: Latvia, Glenn. Total score: 44pts
19th Place: Hungary, Ryan57. Total score: 38pts
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[AnnieK]

Shocked at israel...I thought it would be higher but well done all so far

[Shaun]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpGOfmBq_pu_DCjgRAK9vFUNKpM4JUm yvhZGl7QRDclQLdEYI67Q
14th Place: Sweden, anniek76. Total score: 71pts
15th Place: Liechtenstein, Ben. Total score: 69pts
16th Place: Israel, Jesus. Total score: 62pts
17th Place: United Kingdom, Conzors. Total score: 52pts
18th Place: Latvia, Glenn. Total score: 44pts
19th Place: Hungary, Ryan57. Total score: 38pts
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[Jesus.]

Well done, Annie.

[Black Dagger]

Well done Ben, super catchy <3

And Annie <3.

[AnnieK]

Thank you....honestly expected much lower. :love:

[Iceman]

WEll done everyone so far

[Drew.]

good job Annie

[Shaun]

http://www.psd100.com/wp-content/themes/ReeooV3/timthumb.php?src=http://www.psd100.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/romania-flag-20130331.jpg&w=300&h=200&zc=1
13th Place: Romania, Livia. Total score: 72pts
14th Place: Sweden, anniek76. Total score: 71pts
15th Place: Liechtenstein, Ben. Total score: 69pts
16th Place: Israel, Jesus. Total score: 62pts
17th Place: United Kingdom, Conzors. Total score: 52pts
18th Place: Latvia, Glenn. Total score: 44pts
19th Place: Hungary, Ryan57. Total score: 38pts
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[Shaun]

http://www.aplaceinthesun.com/portals/2/exhibition/NEC12/website/spain_flag.jpg
12th Place: Spain, Drew. Total score: 74pts
13th Place: Romania, Livia. Total score: 72pts
14th Place: Sweden, anniek76. Total score: 71pts
15th Place: Liechtenstein, Ben. Total score: 69pts
16th Place: Israel, Jesus. Total score: 62pts
17th Place: United Kingdom, Conzors. Total score: 52pts
18th Place: Latvia, Glenn. Total score: 44pts
19th Place: Hungary, Ryan57. Total score: 38pts
20th Place: Norway, Kazanne. Total score: 20pts

[Drew.]

much better than i expected to do

[Iceman]

Welldone Drew

[Jake.]

Well done guys