How often do you...

[Jack_]

...bash the bishop/flick your bean? :whistle:

Wait for the poll, *****s.

[Marc]

What

[Ninastar]

everyday

[Marc]

Caitlin <3

[Iceman]

Never, I'm a good Catholic boy x

[thesheriff443]

diy:shocked:

[Shaun]

sometimes i miss a day to make it a special occasion the next time

you could say

i splash out

http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/EKRIFMQ6

[Black Dagger]

Everyday isn't credible wanking, you barely make a mess (well I don't anyway), least it's a special occasion if it's weekly.

[Marsh.]

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/aim/premium/anim_wanking.gif

[Iceman]

sometimes i miss a day to make it a special occasion the next time

you could say

i splash out

http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/EKRIFMQ6

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Ninastar]

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/aim/premium/anim_wanking.gif

he has a penis for a neck

poor guy

[reece(:]

the irony of the song I'm currently listening to going "won't you fill me up with it, why don't you fill me up with it..." :joker:

[Glenn.]

Most days actually.

Like Shaun said, its a nice thing to look forward to if you've missed a day. The pay off is that much better.

[Glenn.]

Most days actually.

Like Shaun said, its a nice thing to look forward to if you've missed a day. The pay off is that much better.

[Ninastar]

claudia you horny bitch

[Glenn.]

**** off does Lucas only do it once a week

[GypsyGoth]

claudia you horny bitch

:laugh2:

Well I don't have a job to keep me busy :idc:

[Smithy]

claudia :laugh3:

[Marc]

Claudia I love you

[Iceman]

:laugh2:

Well I don't have a job to keep me busy :idc:

I'll never look at you the same....

neither will m21 WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Glenn.]

How many times today Claudia?

[Glenn.]

Scratch that I don't want to know. Claudia flicking her banjo is an ungodly image

[Ninastar]

:laugh2:

Well I don't have a job to keep me busy :idc:

i wish i was unemployed now

[GypsyGoth]

How many times today Claudia?

Once or twice, I've been awake since 8am.

i wish i was unemployed now

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

i hope you get walked in on bitch

[Marc]

Might wank now

[Smithy]

Omg claudia you were so sweet and innocent and nun like :sad: now you're like sister Jude I bet you wear kinky underwear too

[Glenn.]

Same

-opens pornhub-

[Josy]

Wtf did I just read.

[Marsh.]

I hope you wash your fingers.

[Glenn.]

Claudia strums numerous times a day.

Keep up josy fgs :bored:

[Marc]

I hope she doesn't

[GypsyGoth]

i hope you get walked in on bitch

:laugh2:

Omg claudia you were so sweet and innocent and nun like :sad: now you're like sister Jude I bet you wear kinky underwear too

No I don't :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Imagine what they would smell like D:

[Marc]

Vagina most probably

[Glenn.]

Oh ha ha ****ing ha Marc :idc:

[Marsh.]

Fish Fingers.

[Ninastar]

leave claudias vagina fingers alone

[Marc]

Oh ha ha ****ing ha Marc :idc:

It wasn't funny. It was accurate

[Iceman]

leave claudias vagina fingers alone

Said Chris Crocker

[Glenn.]

:laugh2:

[Marc]

That you laugh at

[Glenn.]

Yes :idc:

[Iceman]

That you laugh at

dont you ****ing start...:nono:

[Shaun]

Once a week
Black Dagger
1 9.09%

kGGViLwHEUk

[Glenn.]

Omg :laugh:

[LemonJam]

I have a friend who gets his... 5 a day.

[Ramsay]

2 times a day...on a good one maybe 3

[Jake.]

Might wank now

Same

-opens pornhub-

I hope you wash your fingers.

I hope she doesn't

Imagine what they would smell like D:

Vagina most probably

Fish Fingers.

2 times a day...on a good one maybe 3

Erm :laugh2:

[Ramsay]

just trying to be honest jake, jesus :idc:

[Kizzy]

Filthy disgusting children....
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luakdk1Ejx1qb7328o1_500.gif

[Roy Mars III]

I am participating in #NoFapMarch, so not in awhile

[Glenn.]

If I had to give up on wanking or sex in general I would shoot myself in the face. There's just no point in living.

[Shaun]

wanking

I would shoot myself in the face

.

[Glenn.]

Its happened many a time :bored:

[Jake.]

Should stop having one in the shower, I reckon it's only time before it blocks the drain :bored:

[Glenn.]

I don't tend to do it in the shower. It congeals and its a bastard to get off :bored:

[Marsh.]

TMI

I feel sorry for whoever you live with. Hope you scrub it clean after. :yuk:

[Glenn.]

Prude :idc:

[Kizzy]

http://www.lolz.se/fun/Family-Guy-Vomit.gif

[Apple202]

erm ew

[Glenn.]

You're not old enough to understand apple :idc:

[Ramsay]

its as natural as brushing your teeth

[Jake.]

its as natural as brushing your teeth

hopefully not at the same time

[Ramsay]

you'd be surprised

[Glenn.]

You don't multitask in the mornings Jake?

[Marcus.]

never

[Jake.]

Far too early to be multitasking in the morning Glenn, I like to take my time

[Glenn.]

Boy must you be miserable all morning

[Jake.]

I'm not bad once I've had a coffee

[Black Dagger]

**** off does Lucas only do it once a week

LMAO. Do I come across as a chronic masturbater?

[Jake.]

you're all a bunch of wankers

[Marcus.]

you're all a bunch of wankers

:joker:
not me
i never did it
and i have no need to do it now

[Marc]

Should stop having one in the shower, I reckon it's only time before it blocks the drain :bored:

In the shower? D:

[Sam:)]

2/3 times a day, never do it in the shower though

[AnnieK]

You know you'll all go blind don't you? :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Not if you wear goggles :idc:

[Marcus.]

Not if you wear goggles :idc:

well said glenn

[Marsh.]

2-3 times a day?

Do you not get friction burns?

[AnnieK]

Not if you wear goggles :idc:

:laugh2:

[Firewire]

once a day, last thing i do before sleeping.

[Glenn.]

Same tbh

[Firewire]

i look forward to it every day

[Jack_]

Btw, just to clarify a possible 'TMI' yet important point - I'm counting 'how often' as times when you 'finish', not start and then stop before the end only to do it properly another time :laugh:

I do the latter more than once a day but the former is probably only once a week nowadays.

[Firewire]

what's the point in starting if you aren't going to finish?

[Jack_]

For a couple of minutes of fun without the mess :joker: the time isn't always right to finish but I couldn't go a whole week without, you know...actually doing something

[Firewire]

I lasted three days at the beginning of the year. It's exceptionally difficult when you're in bed and it's just... there.

[Firewire]

I was abstaining on purpose to see how long I could last.

[Jake.]

I lasted three days at the beginning of the year. It's exceptionally difficult when you're in bed and it's just... there.

:joker:

[Jack_]

I've found the older I've got, the less I need to do it (finish that is). When I started I'd be doing it at least once a day, but it started to decrease as I grew up and at one point it was a couple of times a month, if that. But now it's around once a week. I could never go a day without actually...how do you even put this, well like I said, doing something though.

[Firewire]

:joker:

It's true.

I've found the older I've got, the less I need to do it (finish that is). When I started I'd be doing it at least once a day, but it started to decrease as I grew up and at one point it was a couple of times a month, if that. But now it's around once a week. I could never go a day without actually...how do you even put this, well like I said, doing something though.

I could miss a day if I wanted to, but I like doing it :tongue:

[MTVN]

Starting but not finishing seems a very bizarre thing to do

[Firewire]

Starting but not finishing seems a very bizarre thing to do

exactly