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Marc
21-03-2013, 10:21 PM
Well?

Any broken bones? Any concussions? Any limbs lost?

Jake.
21-03-2013, 10:22 PM
I've got many scars, no broken bones I don't think

Drew.
21-03-2013, 10:26 PM
fractured a small bone in my elbow falling off my bike.. thats about it

Jake.
21-03-2013, 10:26 PM
Well I say 'many' probably 5 or so

Smithy
21-03-2013, 10:28 PM
Sprained my ankle, had to have my nail drilled once too

Ramsay
21-03-2013, 10:34 PM
the tragic injury...of a broken heart

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxqkd1qY81rak353o1_400.png

thesheriff443
21-03-2013, 10:34 PM
i have broken a few bones thankfully none of them have been mine

Vicky.
21-03-2013, 10:39 PM
My thumb nail came off after my sister slammed the door on it.

I have a big scar off playing with glass when drunk.

Thats about it.

Apple202
21-03-2013, 10:40 PM
Fractured my collar bone playing rugby

Apple202
21-03-2013, 10:57 PM
oh and one of my toe nails came off when i was like 6 when i stubbed my toe against a pool wall in Fuerteventura (which was just after some b*tch chucked me out of the playgroup)

Roy Mars III
21-03-2013, 11:00 PM
a broken heart

GypsyGoth
21-03-2013, 11:01 PM
A fractured wrist is the worst I've had.

had to have my nail drilled once too

Why did you need that done? And was it painful?

Roy Mars III
21-03-2013, 11:01 PM
the tragic injury...of a broken heart

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxqkd1qY81rak353o1_400.png

damn

Firewire
21-03-2013, 11:04 PM
i slipped and seriously injured my fringe

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-03-2013, 11:07 PM
i slipped and seriously injured my fringe

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Ninastar
21-03-2013, 11:10 PM
i fractured my penis

Me. I Am Salman
21-03-2013, 11:10 PM
Sprained my ankle after falling down the stairs.

Livia
22-03-2013, 12:11 AM
I've broken loads of bones: leg, arm several times, jaw... The most fun was while skiing, twisting my knee quite badly and being stretchered down the mountain by two Austrian blokes on skis.

But I am a bit of a clummo.

MTVN
22-03-2013, 12:15 AM
Worst one was probably breaking my leg the first time I went skiing, was only about 6 at the time and my Mum was there telling me to get up thinking I was making a meal of it :idc:

GypsyGoth
22-03-2013, 12:26 AM
i fractured my penis

:laugh2:

Worst one was probably breaking my leg the first time I went skiing, was only about 6 at the time and my Mum was there telling me to get up thinking I was making a meal of it :idc:

Well you did have an unbroken leg that you could have used.

MTVN
22-03-2013, 12:28 AM
Well you did have an unbroken leg that you could have used.

True but I was trying to blag myself a ride on the snow mobile

Lee.
22-03-2013, 12:38 AM
I broke my eye bone falling out of bed, but apart from that I've never had a serious injury..

I did fall down a flight of stairs in a kebab shop once and was screaming that I'd broken my leg, but I hadnt

GypsyGoth
22-03-2013, 12:39 AM
:laugh2:

Tom4784
22-03-2013, 01:48 AM
I demolished my ankle one time by tripping up a gutter, I was literally standing on my ankle for a second or two before I fell. I was off school for 8 weeks. I got run over in year 8 a year before and broke the same ankle. If I break it again I'll have to have surgery on it.

A distant third would be getting stabbed but that was more painful then serious.

Lee.
22-03-2013, 01:50 AM
Who the hell stabbed you??

MTVN
22-03-2013, 01:52 AM
Think that was Marc in the dispute over whether to have separate threads for the American Idol auditions and live shows

Tom4784
22-03-2013, 01:53 AM
Who the hell stabbed you??

Some little inbred mutant :hmph:

Lee.
22-03-2013, 02:00 AM
Some little inbred mutant :hmph:

Where did he stab you about? (Anatomically, not geographically)

Z
22-03-2013, 02:03 AM
Where did he stab you about? (Anatomically, not geographically)

this is making me snigger

Z
22-03-2013, 02:07 AM
My worst injury was the freak accident of falling over and breaking my nose in the shower. Here are two pictures of me, one from the night before it happened where I'd been dressed up as Dracula and had taken most of the face paint off, and then one of me once I'd had my nose glued back together and it was all swollen up. I look like a completely different person! It scarred, it's not a massively obvious one but it's noticeable :(. Ah well, it adds character to my face I suppose... apparently people find scars attractive :evilgrin:

Z
22-03-2013, 02:07 AM
Also that is the first time in the (almost) 8 years I've been a member of this forum that I've attached files to a post. Strange.

Lee.
22-03-2013, 02:09 AM
Greg, I honestly cannot be arsed changing my sig or avatar. Could you please change it to whatever you like. I'm going to sleep now so it'll be a nice surprise in the morning, Ta

MTVN
22-03-2013, 02:10 AM
My worst injury was the freak accident of falling over and breaking my nose in the shower. Here are two pictures of me, one from the night before it happened where I'd been dressed up as Dracula and had taken most of the face paint off, and then one of me once I'd had my nose glued back together and it was all swollen up. I look like a completely different person! It scarred, it's not a massively obvious one but it's noticeable :(. Ah well, it adds character to my face I suppose... apparently people find scars attractive :evilgrin:

Which one is which Zee :conf3:

Lee.
22-03-2013, 02:11 AM
I've just realised greg isn't a mod no more.

Matt, do it instead plz ta

MTVN
22-03-2013, 02:13 AM
Sounds like a job for Nathan

Lee.
22-03-2013, 02:16 AM
No
Nathan will have a bearded man
Simon neil is ok
I suppose

Life in the fast lane

MTVN
22-03-2013, 02:19 AM
Well there's the avatar done then Lee

Tom4784
22-03-2013, 02:19 AM
Where did he stab you about? (Anatomically, not geographically)

Shoulder area. I responded by clonking him on the back of the head with a rock as he was running away.

MTVN
22-03-2013, 02:21 AM
There we are Lee

Niamh.
22-03-2013, 10:22 AM
the tragic injury...of a broken heart

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxqkd1qY81rak353o1_400.png

a broken heart

damn

:laugh2:

I never broke a bone, probably the worst injury was when I was working in a bar in London years ago and I was opening a bottle of wine and the neck of the bottle snapped in my hand, I only needed a couple of stitches but I damaged nerves in the base of my thumb and I still have pins and needles down one half of my thumb to this day (it happened around 15 years ago) also if I hit a certain spot on the base of my thumb it sends shooting pain all up my thumb

AnnieK
22-03-2013, 10:38 AM
My worst was a broken finger...I was in a club looking cool (debabtable) and dancing on a speaker....I made a less than graceful dismount and somehow snapped my finger bone completely in half...I had to bend it back to bring the bone in line.....luckily alcohol is a great anaesthetic and I didn't think much about it until I woke the next morning and my hand was so swollen and bruised. I had to have a wire inserted to hold it together and then its was put into a traction device....followed by physio.... I can now tell you if its going to rain as that finger really aches...so every cloud and all that.

I must add that this was only like 3 years ago - I really should have known better!

Jesus.
22-03-2013, 10:47 AM
I've had my legs smashed up pretty badly, which I'm still recovering from. I've also broken my left wrist 3 times (single life really doesn't suit me), and my brother kicked a football through my finger when I was a kid, which bent it 90degrees in the opposite direction.

The finger thing happened in Italy, as we went over to meet my sisters future husbands family. I was rushed to the hospital, and had it put in a splint etc, and then when we drove back into his village, all the locals were out on the side of the street waving to welcome me back. I felt like a celebrity.

Black Dagger
22-03-2013, 10:51 AM
I broke my Femur bone when I was 4.

Was in hospital for a month, and had to put up with a right ******* for a nurse, I shot her with my toy gun everyday. She was a wench. :bored:

Niamh.
22-03-2013, 11:06 AM
I broke my Femur bone when I was 4.

Was in hospital for a month, and had to put up with a right ******* for a nurse, I shot her with my toy gun everyday. She was a wench. :bored:

:laugh2:

Marc
22-03-2013, 12:47 PM
I once had a wooden stool fall onto my head when I was crawling under them in the kitchen as a child, so I got rushed to hospital and was given the all clear but I remember loads of blood. Also apparently some bitch of a babysitter dropped me down the stairs.

I've also nearly cut my finger off whilst trying to cut a frozen baguette in half. I don't have many other stories, I've never broken a bone and I couldn't imagine how painful it would be.

Smithy
22-03-2013, 12:51 PM
Why did you need that done? And was it painful?

A hockey ball hit my finger and it swelled up and the nail turned black, so they needed to drill it to let the blood out and relieve the pressure

Marc
22-03-2013, 12:56 PM
Sounds magical http://*************/images/smilies/105.gif

GypsyGoth
22-03-2013, 01:58 PM
A hockey ball hit my finger and it swelled up and the nail turned black, so they needed to drill it to let the blood out and relieve the pressure

:shocked: at least it was fixed, but it sounds like something medieval doctors would do.

Sounds magical http://*************/images/smilies/105.gif

:laugh2:

smeagol
22-03-2013, 03:34 PM
ive never broken anything luckily but i have cracked my head open about 6 times 3 in one week lol and was stabbed twice different occasions . apart from that not too bad

went to get stitches out arm and the nurse said drop your trousers lol wtf

Niall
22-03-2013, 04:38 PM
I dislocated my kneecap once. That hurt like hell.