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bbfan1991
24-03-2013, 03:02 PM
A woman in Taiwan has divorced her husband after complaining of his small penis.
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The 52-year-old named Zhang stated her disappointment at Zhou's failure to regularly satisfy her, reports The Daily Chilli.
"His penis is so small," she said, "like a kid's - only 5cm long. We've never had sex in our entire marriage."
Zhang added: "He's also impotent and unable to fulfil his responsibility as a husband."
Zhou, 55, dismissed his ex-wife's claims that he is impotent, arguing that he simply wasn't in the mood at night.
"I prefer to have sex in the morning, but she wanted it around midnight," he said. "By then, I would be very tired."
The couple did not have premarital sex, with Zhang claiming Zhou refused due to religious beliefs.
Vicky.
24-03-2013, 03:08 PM
See this is why you should sample the goods before getting married :idc:
Apple202
24-03-2013, 03:09 PM
:laugh3:
Withano
24-03-2013, 03:10 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA **** his life
Munchkins
24-03-2013, 03:12 PM
LMAO omg :laugh2:
the truth
24-03-2013, 03:54 PM
maybe we should laugh at womens body parts too
Munchkins
24-03-2013, 04:20 PM
maybe we should laugh at womens body parts too
Theres stories of men divorcing women over looks too! :p
http://main.stylelist.com/2010/02/10/man-divorces-bearded-cross-eyed-wife-who-was-hidden-by-veil/
And the one of that man who divorced his wife because she wouldnt consummate the marriage
Also in history we all laugh at Anne of cleves apparently looking like a horse, and Henry divorcing her because of this
Merry Mockmas
24-03-2013, 09:07 PM
Women like them big it seems.
the truth
25-03-2013, 01:39 AM
im just not in the business of laughing at people physical shortcomings or deformities....its tastless and unfunny imho.....as for this woman, surely she knew he had a small willy at the start? seems like she decided to use it to try and make a grab for more money , scum
GypsyGoth
25-03-2013, 02:03 AM
shortcomings
Good one.
Roy Mars III
25-03-2013, 02:03 AM
maybe she just had a big vagina
Livia
25-03-2013, 10:51 AM
"Darling, you have a very small organ."
"No one told me I was going to have to play it in a cathedral."
ChristmasNeeve
25-03-2013, 10:55 AM
"Darling, you have a very small organ."
"No one told me I was going to have to play it in a cathedral."
:laugh3: :laugh3:
Jesus.
25-03-2013, 11:45 AM
I've watched a lot of Japanese people having sex on the internet, some of it has even been uncensored (nod to aficionados), and one thing stands out - or rather doesn't - the phallus in that part of the world is not particularly impressive.
Kazanne
25-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Women like them big it seems.
It's not the size that matters Mock it's what you do with it that counts:hugesmile:
Jords
25-03-2013, 03:18 PM
"Darling, you have a very small organ."
"No one told me I was going to have to play it in a cathedral."
:joker:
Merry Mockmas
25-03-2013, 06:16 PM
It's not the size that matters Mock it's what you do with it that counts:hugesmile:
Thanks for the tip Kazanne.:hugesmile:
Livia
25-03-2013, 07:35 PM
It's not the size that matters Mock it's what you do with it that counts:hugesmile:
Usually it's men with small ones who say that.
the truth
26-03-2013, 02:44 AM
Usually it's men with small ones who say that.
usually its women with bloated vaginas who say that
Ryan57
26-03-2013, 03:14 AM
usually its women with bloated vaginas who say that
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4CNVYFbRSRw/T7P5M8gH25I/AAAAAAAABNA/zNmXXM3DUJY/s1600/cheryl-cole.gif
Jesus.
26-03-2013, 03:47 AM
usually its women with bloated vaginas who say that
The kind of foul and disgusting language we've come to expect from you.
Kizzy
26-03-2013, 04:12 AM
Well, theres not a lot that can be said about this story...
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Livia
26-03-2013, 11:04 AM
usually its women with bloated vaginas who say that
Usually men trying to compensate for their small penis who would say something like that.
Cherry Christmas
26-03-2013, 11:44 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4CNVYFbRSRw/T7P5M8gH25I/AAAAAAAABNA/zNmXXM3DUJY/s1600/cheryl-cole.gif
:joker:
the truth
26-03-2013, 04:50 PM
Usually men trying to compensate for their small penis who would say something like that.
usually women with bloated vaginas say somthing like that
arista
26-03-2013, 04:59 PM
See this is why you should sample the goods before getting married :idc:
Very True Vicky
the truth
26-03-2013, 05:09 PM
Very True Vicky
true, dont ever marry a lady before youve checked her kangaroo pouch
ChristmasNeeve
26-03-2013, 05:11 PM
true, dont ever marry a lady before youve checked her kangaroo pouch
You'd be hopping mad not to
Livia
26-03-2013, 11:09 PM
usually women with bloated vaginas say somthing like that
I wasn't talking to you. I quoted someone else's post. But I'm not annoyed by your inappropriate reply, I obviously hit a raw nerve.
the truth
27-03-2013, 12:39 PM
I wasn't talking to you. I quoted someone else's post. But I'm not annoyed by your inappropriate reply, I obviously hit a raw nerve.
wow for a split second I thought youd have a sense of humour? if you give it you take it, period....obviously touched a raw nerve about the wizard sleeve:joker:
ChristmasNeeve
27-03-2013, 12:42 PM
Yeah alright, that's enough comparing genitalia tyvm ^
Livia
27-03-2013, 12:48 PM
wow for a split second I thought youd have a sense of humour? if you give it you take it, period....obviously touched a raw nerve about the wizard sleeve:joker:
I was speaking generally to another FM maing a joke. You were speaking TO ME.
No, I don't have a sense of humour when you're using rather vile and abusive language not about the actual topic but directing your comments to me personally. Have a read of the rules.
If you can't be civil, leave me alone.
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