Masterchef (series 9)

[Shaun]

The third (of five) quarter final took place last night... and I know Vanessa watches but idk about any others.

Any favourite chefs? Mine's Farhana :love:

[Marc]

Last night was good, why did any have to go :(

[Shaun]

I didn't like Paul's nonsensy sphere-thing dessert, so glad he went... but I was sure Jill would go on to the final at least because her heat performance was amazzzzing :love: but oh well, Sophie's nice too.

-can't remember the winners of week one or two LOL-

[Marc]

Who was the girl last night who created that toffee apple thing and wine soaked beef? Her food was great. And the other Indian girls food looked nice, her pudding <3

[Shaun]

Sophie was the beef and the apple crumble thing, Farhana did the Bengali rice thing and fig tarte

-just watched it LOL, I don't have a photographic memory-

[Marc]

I never get their names on this show. I will forget who Sophie is but I want her to win.

Those previous winners who were tasting the food last night are reeeeet greedy bastards!

[Shaun]

ikr?

they usually have some guy with big hair on and he's the most snobby arsehole I've ever seen LOL... the Indian (I think D: don't shoot me) girl who won in 2012 is lovely though.

[Marc]

Yeah, the American guy seems really annoying, I'd feed him my sh** and just leave. :xyxwave:

[Shaun]

"Marc has served a faecal tajine with a sweetcorn chutney and red wine jus"

[Marc]

:laugh2:

[Marc]

I really want to meet that woman who speaks in sextongue

[Shaun]

Her name's India Fisher, apparently she was a Doctor Who assistant for Paul McGann:

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[Marc]

Ooh you've ruined that for me

[Vanessa]

Love this show! I'm addicted! :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

Ciabatta, the best bread ever!

[Shaun]

Shivi that is some basic bitch shiz :idc:

[Vanessa]

Omg! She's making a mess! :joker:

[Shaun]

Bertie's voice D:

[Marc]

That meatball thing looked great. That cottage pie looked huge :joker:

[Marc]

Bertie is just fantastic

[Vanessa]

They have to make a pie. :amazed:

[Shaun]

me, my niece and brother have decided to support someone each. I'm Helen, niece is Shivi (lol) and brother is Neil.

[Marc]

DAT PIE THOUGH

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/delphium/Emoticons/drool-big.gif

[Marc]

Oops big emoticon

[Shaun]

LOL

[Shaun]

GWAN HELEN.

"I like the flavour of the inside of your pie". http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=288&pictureid=2015

[Vanessa]

Good job, Shivi! :D

[Marc]

Oh no Bertie :(

[Shaun]

go away bertie

rabbity mess

[Marc]

I'm so god damn hungry

[Shaun]

oh neil. what a waste of time.

[Vanessa]

I'd love a pie now! :hugesmile:

[Marc]

Neil's pie was a disaster. Off with his head

[Marc]

Lets all make a pie

[Vanessa]

I think Shivi is going through. Go girl! :amazed:

[Shaun]

-predicts Shivi, Helen and Dave to go through-

[Marc]

Helen stay pls

[Vanessa]

Oh no. Bertie. :(

[Marc]

Bertie!!!!!

My heart

[Shaun]

*consoles you both*

[Vanessa]

Omg! That restaurant looks amazing! :worship:

[Shaun]

duck with blueberries? interesting

[Marc]

-books table for 42 for TiBB members-

[Vanessa]

Come on Shivi!

[Marc]

Shivi had the best chance to shine there

[Marc]

Mmm Dave's main looks great

[Vanessa]

Shivi's dish was not perfect. I hope she has done enough. :(

[Marc]

Fair choice.

What was that main

[Vanessa]

Yes! She made it! :amazed:

[Marc]

Shivi to the livi but the livi was dryyyyy

[Vanessa]

Here we go! :amazed:

[Vanessa]

I've never had soda bread. :suspect:

[Mystic Mock]

I want Sophie to win out of the ones that I've seen so far.

[Vanessa]

I love fish! :amazed:

[Vanessa]

Come on Larkin! :cheer:

[Shaun]

can see Larkin winning the whole thing tbh

[Shaun]

Larkin and Shivi getting through :love:

[Vanessa]

Chinese stir fry! Love it! :love:

[Vanessa]

All the ladies are through! :cheer:

[Vanessa]

Seaweed ? :conf2::yuk:

[Shaun]

Supporting Saira :love: she seems lovely, and makes me want Indian food (I don't usually like it :laugh:)

[King Gizzard]

supporting greg wallace in every facet of life

[Shaun]

that too. I want to marry him.

[Vanessa]

It's started! Come on Saira! :cheer:

[Vanessa]

Fish for breakfast ? :suspect:

[Vanessa]

Nuts with ravioli? :conf2:

[Vanessa]

Those pancakes looks delicious! :lovedup:

[Marc]

C'mon Saira!!

[Vanessa]

Good result. Well done, Saira! :amazed:

[Marc]

I'm glad Shivi made it. Her's looked great but I can imagine a watery inside to her ravioli being gross

[Shaun]

happy Saira and Larkin were the strongest two... sad about Sophie going though :( don't like Dale at all. Shivi's okay.

[Vanessa]

The last seven! :amazed: Can't wait to see the final!

[Vanessa]

Yay! Saira has made it ! :amazed:

[Shaun]

Ollie going :(

Saira or Larkin to win please <3

[Shaun]

will be pissed off if it's Dale, he has no personality :hmph:

[Vanessa]

It's the semifinals! :amazed::cheer2:

[Vanessa]

Wow! That dish looks amazing! :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

Come on Natalie! :cheer:

[Vanessa]

Alex! :amazed:

[Vanessa]

I haven't had quail for a long time. :p

[Vanessa]

That looks delicious! :amazed:

[Vanessa]

Ugh! I hate liver! :yuk:

[Vanessa]

They're all cooking fish. :suspect:

[Vanessa]

Omg! Larkin dish! :eek::worship:

[Vanessa]

I really hope Larkin and Nathalie go through. :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

It's the second semifinal! :dance:

[Vanessa]

She likes the mango, who likes the mango! Woooooooo ooo! :dance:

[Vanessa]

Oh no! Larkin! :shocked::bawling:

[Vanessa]

Omg! The Savoy Hotel! :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

OMG, who is the white guy, he's ****ing beautiful, shame he was made to cry s0b

[Vanessa]

OMG, who is the white guy, he's ****ing beautiful, shame he was made to cry s0b

Who? Dale? :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

That looks delicious! :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

Who? Dale? :hugesmile:

I think so. lol. He's lovely <3

[Vanessa]

I think so. lol. He's lovely <3

I hope he gets through. :amazed:

[Vanessa]

Larkin has blown it today. :bawling:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Hopefully Larkin can pick it up tomorrow

I refuse to see that Indian women doing ANOTHER CURRY and that Chav girl to go through. Larkin seems the only interesting cook.

[Vanessa]

Hopefully Larkin can pick it up tomorrow

I refuse to see that Indian women doing ANOTHER CURRY and that Chav girl to go through. Larkin seems the only interesting cook.

I hope so. :(

[Shaun]

Saira leaving :bawling: Larkin should've gone tbh after ALL of the disasters that happened to him this week.

I do want him or Natalie to win though... I don't like Dale, though he may be the best chef. Just seems boring and reserved.

[Mystic Mock]

Larkin was brilliant in the last round I thought, the only one I hate as I don't get the hype for them is the East London girl.

I haven't fully caught up yet though so I don't know who's gone.

[Vanessa]

It's the final! Come on Larkin! :dance:

[Vanessa]

Omg! They're in Italy! Fettuccine! :amazed:

[Vanessa]

The Amalfi Coast! :love:

[Vanessa]

Gnocchi! I love them ! :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

Pappardelle! :amazed:

[Vanessa]

Dale is looking sexy tonight. ;)

[Vanessa]

Florence! :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8597734.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/MasterChef-finalists.jpg

[Vanessa]

Omg! The honeycomb! :joker:

[Vanessa]

The rice was not cooked enough! :eek:

[Vanessa]

I think Larkin or Natalie will win the show.

[Marc]

Saira </3

[Vanessa]

Saira </3

Last night episode was amazing! They went to Italy. :amazed:

[Marc]

Saira didn't... :(

[Vanessa]

Saira didn't... :(

It's a shame. I like her. :(

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I agree Vanessa it will be either the chav girl or the asian guy who will win it.

I think the girl will win it, she has not put a foot wrong, but I am hoping for a surprise win from Larkin.

And Saira was awful, all she cooked was curries

[Marc]

Don't be racist Jon :nono:

[Vanessa]

I really like Larkin. I'm hoping he'll pull out something amazing and win. I like that he's so inventive and fun. :hugesmile:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Well she did cook curries all the time.

[Vanessa]

But she was so nice! :lovedup:

[Marc]

Well she did cook curries all the time.

Curries are amazing. Too amazing.

[Lee.]

K, who fancies Dale? :lovedup:

I want him to win

[Vanessa]

K, who fancies Dale? :lovedup:

I want him to win

He's gorgeous! :evilgrin: But i'm Team Larkin.

[Marc]

Lee what is Dale

[Vanessa]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67189000/jpg/_67189703_larkindalecomp464.jpg :lovedup:

[Shaun]

Well she did cook curries all the time.

yeah god forbid an Indian woman stay to what she knows best. unlike all those professional chefs who cook every cuisine imaginable.

ignore all of the other dishes she did, too.

[Marc]

A scotchegg with a sunday roast? :suspect:

[Black Dagger]

COME ON HOT DALE <3 xo

[Vanessa]

Come on Nathalie, Larkin and Dale ! :dance:

[Marc]

I want Natalie to win from what I've seen

[Vanessa]

I think Dale has just messed up. :(

[Vanessa]

Nathalie has won! :amazed::worship::worship::worship:

[Marc]

Yay! :)

[Shaun]

watched it last night - am pleased for Natalie but don't think she ever did something truly amazing... Larkin should've won tbh but his semi-final week ruined it.