Never cooking eggs again!

[Jake.]

What went from a simple task became a nightmare, eggs over-cooking, the house becoming a steam room and both alarms going off and I had no idea how to stop them :(. Traumatic.

[Firewire]

:laugh2:

[Niamh.]

Oh Dear me Jake :bored:

[Niamh.]

Have you voted in this Poll yet?

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=223197

[Vanessa]

I just boil them. Can't go wrong with that! :hugesmile:

[Marc]

Poor Jake.. you should get mum to make them in the future.

[Jake.]

oh god, I've eaten them and a part looked undercooked! D:

[Niamh.]

Rocky Balboa had them raw all the time Jake, you'll survive

[Marc]

oh god, I've eaten them and a part looked undercooked! D:

That poor toilet of yours..

[Jake.]

Poor Jake.. you should get mum to make them in the future.

Oh believe me, I'm never stepping out of my room again, too much of a risk!

[Marc]

Well you might be running off to the loo soon :joker:

[Jake.]

Well you might be running off to the loo soon :joker:

Oh no shut up! D:

[Marc]

You'll be throwing up and s**tting yourself at the same time

Better get on toilet backwards and throw up in the water tank :laugh:

[Jake.]

You'll be throwing up and s**tting yourself at the same time

Better get on toilet backwards and throw up in the water tank :laugh:

:( Right you've left me worried now

[Niamh.]

God almighty Marc, everything always ends up down the toilet with you :nono:

[Vanessa]

I used to eat raw eggs when i was younger, but they were fresh. :hugesmile:

[Marc]

Better down the toilet than on the floor.

[Glenn.]

How hard is it to cook eggs ffs :bored:

Take it as a learning experience Jake. Things can only get better from here on out.

[Suze]

What went from a simple task became a nightmare, eggs over-cooking, the house becoming a steam room and both alarms going off and I had no idea how to stop them :(. Traumatic.

Ok Jake :pat: your post did make me :laugh2: I also feel bad for you, so have a :hug:

Get cooking lessons from your mum, or get advise from Glyn BB7 :laugh2:

[Jake.]

How hard is it to cook eggs ffs :bored:

Take it as a learning experience Jake. Things can only get better from here on out.

Not going to lie Glenn, I'm borderline useless :bored:

[Vanessa]

I'm cooking an egg for the very first time auuuuuuuuu auuuuuuuuuu! Glinn! :joker:

[arista]

Jake
you will get better


Feel The Force

[Jake.]

Ok Jake :pat: your post did make me :laugh2: I also feel bad for you, so have a :hug:

Get cooking lessons from your mum, or get advise from Glenn BB7 :laugh2:

Aaha cheers Suze :laugh: Might contact Glyn on twitter or something

[Kazanne]

What went from a simple task became a nightmare, eggs over-cooking, the house becoming a steam room and both alarms going off and I had no idea how to stop them :(. Traumatic.

:shocked:http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/Large%20Smilies/1lg075cook.gif this just made me :joker::joker::joker:

[Marc]

omg even Glyn from BB has more sense than you...

[Marsh.]

How were you doing them, fried? scrambled?

I don't suppose it matters, either way it's not that bloody hard. :laugh:

[Jake.]

How were you doing them, fried? scrambled?

I don't suppose it matters, either way it's not that bloody hard. :laugh:

Fried :laugh:

[Marc]

Jesus Jake

[Jake.]

And I was jumping between frying the eggs, getting the fire alarms to stop and opening up the back door!

[Black Dagger]

Stick to cereal in future, thanks.

[Roy Mars III]

and to think people let you near their burgers

[Marc]

Stick to cereal in future, thanks.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8x5o6Nzc71rdkg05o1_500.gif

[Jake.]

Stick to cereal in future, thanks.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8x5o6Nzc71rdkg05o1_500.gif

Phahaha :joker:

[Marsh.]

Fried :laugh:

It was under cooked?

Don't tell me you ate a plate of jelly? :laugh2:

[Jake.]

It was under cooked?

Don't tell me you ate a plate of jelly? :laugh2:

It was mostly over-cooked and a bit crusty, but I saw a bit that looked a bit under cooked :laugh:

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

[Suze]

I found this for you Jake :D There you go qPuk0-3YNYw

[Jake.]

Lol, thanks :D will gove that a watch next time I plan on frying eggs!

[Jake.]

Oh yeah, took a photo of the final result..

http://i.imgur.com/UM27znk.jpg

Who fancies an egg?

[Glenn.]

Jesus Christ on a bike

[Jake.]

:laugh2:

[Josy]

Its alright, I have taught him and his next one will be better.

[Jake.]

Its alright, I have taught him and his next one will be better.

Indeed you have. Sorry guys, won't happen again.

[Glenn.]

I can't understand how you managed to seemingly charcoal it.

[Jake.]

I can't understand how you managed to seemingly charcoal it.

Yet have raw bits D:

[Josy]

The heat was too high

[Jake.]

Tbf I did have it on 6/6

[Glenn.]

Rookie mistake jake

[Marsh.]

I can't understand how you managed to seemingly charcoal it.

Yet have raw bits D:

:laugh2:

[Kizzy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sLoJpT8YRtI/T7YtOs7npyI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/lZYsngx96qc/s1600/pot+noodle.jpg

[Jake.]

I didn't realise that you shouldn't do it on a full heat

[Jenn-CityIVLyfe]

Oh gosh I love fried eggs so much. And now I'm hungry...

[Jords]

Jake u cray cray

[Jords]

To be fair though I cant even fry an egg lol if I want eggs it has to be boiled thats the only way I can do it right /idiot

[Marsh.]

Scrambled is the best. :love:

[Jake.]

Just realised I used CrispnDry oil, if that makes a difference...

[Josy]

No

[Kizzy]

just put your egg in the microwave to cook it jake?

[Josy]

just put your egg in the microwave to cook it jake?

The yolk will explode if he doesnt pop it first.

[Jake.]

just put your egg in the microwave to cook it jake?

Ehh? :shocked:

[Kizzy]

in a dish. with a tiny splosh of milk and butter.. scrambled egg. 30 secs take it out give a stir back in an do that till it's cooked.

[Jake.]

Ah I didn't know you could do that!

[Marsh.]

I put a spud in the microwave without poking holes in it once. My mother hit the roof.

[Josy]

Thats not what you said to start with though Kizzy, poor Jake could have already made a right mess of his mothers microwave by now and it would be all your fault :idc:

[Jake.]

Thats not what you said to start with though Kizzy, poor Jake could have already made a right mess of his mothers microwave by now and it would be all your fault :idc:

Thank Christ I saw your post beforehand, was about to rush downstairs and make a quick snack!

[Kizzy]

Thank Christ I saw your post beforehand, was about to rush downstairs and make a quick snack!
http://chameleonassociates.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/SnidelyWhiplash.jpg

[Ryan57]

Microwave the eggs.

Now, hear me out before you all go http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptyhmhFE71qjcwuzo1_400.gif

This is what I'm referring to... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Microwave-Egg-Cooker-/151021140245?pt=UK_Kitchen_Accessories&hash=item23298fb915

Fantastic for people like me who's talents in the kitchen rely on a microwave.

There is also an omelette cooker: http://www.simplysmartliving.com/assets/images/pg_microwave_omelet_pan.jpg

And also poached egg cooker: http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/510746979/kitchen-accessories-font-b-Microwave-b-font-cooker-font-b-egg-b-font-poachers-font-b.jpg_250x250.jpg

[Jake.]

:laugh: