TiBB Members vs Zombies

[Josy]

If you could pick 3 other TiBB members to team up with during a zombie attack, who would they be? and in what way would they be useful against the zombies..

And don't be saying "I choose "insert name here" to throw them to the zombies so I have a better chance of escaping" :idc:

[Jake.]

Ohh I like threads like this, I shall have a think :pipe:

[Drew.]

Leon, Purdy and Andy.. i feel we're already prepared for any zombie attacks, we have a secure location in our caravan plus Purdy and Andy will come armed with plenty of grenades.. (and female grenades)

[Ramsay]

all i would need is sheriff, because every sheriff has a gun

[Josy]

The sound of gunfire would just attract more zombies Karl....better with a blow to the head.

[Kizzy]

Arista... obv

[Drew.]

in that case i wont put the windows down and blast out some Bieber if we're trying to lure the zombies in

[Jake.]

in that case i wont put the windows down and blast out some Bieber if we're trying to lure the zombies in

dunno, his music does appeal to the dead it seems

[Jake.]

I had a think and no I can't decide right now

[Jords]

Jesus, Niamh and Marc... we know what to do :pipe:

[Glenn.]

Jesus would be top of the list, because we would need to keep the faith.

Niamh would be needed to repopulate the earth and impart her years of wisdom and experience. She would be called Niamhdore, like Dumbledore to educate the new humans.

And Marc, because he would need to fight to save the gingers.

[Glenn.]

omg Jords :amazed:

[Shaun]

Jesus, Niamh and Marc. Because I want to hoard them and watch Jords and Glenn die.

[Glenn.]

Niamh would only slow me down anyway :idc:

[Apple202]

I'd have me salman jordan and mmi

[Niamh.]

Jesus, Niamh and Marc... we know what to do :pipe:

:love:

Yep, I'd have you, Marc and Jesus, as we are Zombie experts :idc:

[Marc]

Niamh, for laughs and the use of a vagina.

Jesus, he knows what he's doing and who better to have on your side than the son of God?

Jords, because I'd need somebody to talk about poo with.

[thesheriff443]

i would take scott but you just know he would have the hots for the ripped zombies and want to chat for a bit:joker:

[Jake.]

Niamh, for laughs and the use of a vagina.

Jesus, he knows what he's doing and who better to have on your side than the son of God?

Jords, because I'd need somebody to talk about poo with.

:joker::joker:

[thesheriff443]

all i would need is sheriff, because every sheriff has a gun

you know what they say karl!
guns for show knifes for a pro:shocked:

[Jords]

Poo :love:

[LemonJam]

Arista - The only one you need to survive really.
Marc - So I can have my weekly chat about Survivor x
Ninastar - So we can get wrecked and sing 80's anthems to each other for no reason.

[Josy]

Vicky
Niamh
Nathan

[Cherie]

Ammi, she would talk the Zombies down
Sooty - distract them with tea and scones
Marcus - by the time he had got to the bottom of whether he should take Gems bowling or to the cinema the Zombies would have given up and gone home.

[King Gizzard]

Jake with loads of bacon rapped round him so the zombies will be distracted for a good 10 minutes so I can get away

[Jake.]

Jake with loads of bacon rapped round him so the zombies will be distracted for a good 10 minutes so I can get away

There is no need for that is there..

[King Gizzard]

It's a dog eat dog world in the event of a zombie apocalypse you have to understand that,

[Josy]

:laugh:

Poor Jake

[Jake.]

Well I can only hope that after they're done with me, you don't last for much longer.

[Marc]

Arista - The only one you need to survive really.
Marc - So I can have my weekly chat about Survivor x
Ninastar - So we can get wrecked and sing 80's anthems to each other for no reason.

Could you imagine Zombie survivor? :lovedup:

[Marc]

Vicky
Niamh
Nathan

Josy's MOD hierarchy revealed there :idc:

[Niamh.]

Josy's MOD hierarchy revealed there :idc:

Women rule obvs :idc:

[Me. I Am Salman]

mod*

[Marc]

MOD

[Marc]

Women rule obvs :idc:

You wouldn't re-populate like that

[Smithy]

MOD

Superiority complex much :idc:

[Marc]

I LIKE MY CAPITAL LETTERS SMITHYeeeee

[Niamh.]

You wouldn't re-populate like that

well, we'd repopulate quicker with more women than men..........lucky Nathan :laugh:

[Marsh.]

mod*

SOD*

[Marc]

well, we'd repopulate quicker with more women than men..........lucky Nathan :laugh:

Poor Nathan, so much commitment

[Suze]

Niamh Zombie Queen
JHC Zombie King
and Jords Zombie Prince.

You have to have those with Zombie Knowledge on your side, and would be prepared to lay down their lifes for you if need be in a Zombie attack :D

[Jesus.]

Niamh Zombie Queen
JHC Zombie King
and Jords Zombie Prince.

You have to have those with Zombie Knowledge on your side, and would be prepared to lay down their lifes for you if need be in a Zombie attack :D

I can assure you that I would be prepared to lay down Jords' and Niamhs' lives for you.

[Niamh.]

I can assure you that I would be prepared to lay down Jords' and Niamhs' lives for you.

I would do a Shane on you Jotis :nono:

[Josy]

SOD*

Bit rude Marsh, we have feelings too you know :idc:

[Niamh.]

Bit rude Marsh, we have feelings too you know :idc:

:laugh:

[Jesus.]

I would do a Shane on you Jotis :nono:

If it got me away from your slutting around for 5 minutes, Nori, I'd let you. :nono:

[Niamh.]

If it got me away from your slutting around for 5 minutes, Nori, I'd let you. :nono:

Ew. That hurt.

[Apple202]

where's my post gone?

[Niamh.]

where's my post gone?

It was deleted because you quoted a deleted post, I can put it back with the quoted post edited out if you like?

[Marsh.]

Bit rude Marsh, we have feelings too you know :idc:

:pat:

[Marc]

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[Lee.]

Ill have to think about this too..

Arista, do you still have a bunker?

[Apple202]

It was deleted because you quoted a deleted post, I can put it back with the quoted post edited out if you like?

ooh ok, and no thanks it's alrightt

[Niamh.]

ooh ok, and no thanks it's alrightt

I've done it now anyway :laugh:

[Marsh.]

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:suspect:

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[Tom4784]

Roy Mars - I reckon he'd do well in a Zombie Apocalypse.
Shaun - To lighten the mood.
Josy - She's Scottish.

[Marc]

Josy's Shortbread brings all the zombies to the yard

[AnnieK]

Livia
Glenn
JHC

[Shaun]

srs answer

Livia - she'd kick ass.
Dezzy - probably seen every zombie movie ever so will know his shiz
& Salv and a bottle of lube :idc:

[reece(:]

Jake to smack them with his beer bottles, Arista because he is indestructible and Saph to blast them with sass.

[Jake.]

Jake to smack them with his beer bottles, Arista because he is indestructible and Saph to blast them with sass.

:love:

[Glenn.]

Livia
Glenn
JHC

Annie :love:

[lostalex]

Am I the only one who wouldn't really mind being a zombie? I'd just let myself get bitten and join all the other zombies to be honest. It doesn't seem that bad.