Britain's Got Talent Discussion Thread (Starts tonight, ITV1, 7pm)

[Beastie]

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Question of the Day

(Cliché I know) Are you looking forward to the show?

[Black Dagger]

no.

[EddyEagal]

Yessss

[Marcus.]

yes i am

[Vanessa]

Yes! Can't wait to see it! Excited! :amazed:

[Marcus.]

Yes! Can't wait to see it! Excited! :amazed:

oh same ness
me and the o/h like the rubbish acts

[Vanessa]

I want to watch The Voice as well. Why do they put them at the same time? :bawling:

[Marcus.]

I want to watch The Voice as well. Why do they put them at the same time? :bawling:

is Simon fault ness
blame him

[Brother Leon]

Might ITV Player it later. Only really care for the variety acts and nowadays it's just singers really and a fricking dog won last time :joker:

[arista]

Yes
on ITV1HD in a few mins

[Vanessa]

Here we go! :dance:

[Alf]

I predict 7 advertisement breaks

[Black Dagger]

I predict 20 singers and an unfunny comedian will be on.

Dirge. Can't believe people still watch tbh.

[arista]

Intro - To long

[Marcus.]

oh can not wait to see

[Vanessa]

I love this show! :cheer2:

[arista]

I predict 20 singers and an unfunny comedian will be on.

Dirge. Can't believe people still watch tbh.


Some Good Singers on this 1st show
has been reported

[Marcus.]

I love this show! :cheer2:

same here ness

[Black Dagger]

Some Good Singers on this 1st show
has been reported

I watch The Voice for that though :tongue:

It was a joke when the final was practically all singers last year.

[Me. I Am Salman]

2 singing acts already..

[Vanessa]

Omg! This lot are mad! :joker:

[Marcus.]

wtf man barking

[Smithy]

what in the ever loving ****

[Marcus.]

Omg! This lot are mad! :joker:

yep but funny ness

[Smithy]

omg Nathan went for BGT :suspect:

[Me. I Am Salman]

OMG

[Vanessa]

A singer ! :amazed:

[Marcus.]

bad Simon

[Me. I Am Salman]

can't believe Simon said that rofl

[Me. I Am Salman]

3rd singing act and it hasn't even been 10 minutes ..

[Black Dagger]

How they are already talking about The Voice :joker:

Bellends.

[Me. I Am Salman]

remember that tragic Welsh choir act last year D:

[Marcus.]

3rd singing act and it hasn't even been 10 minutes ..

salman get use to it is all singing and dance act says ant and dec

[Vanessa]

I like it! :D

[Me. I Am Salman]

Better not be

[Marcus.]

Better not be

ant and dec said there where

that was fab

[Me. I Am Salman]

Well this thread is dead

[Vanessa]

Oh dear! :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

The audience are such ****ers, way to knock down someone's confidence

[Me. I Am Salman]

uh-oh pity alert

[Marcus.]

awww feel bad for him

[Vanessa]

Awwww! I hope this guy does well. Bless him. :(

[Marcus.]

he good

[Smithy]

awww feel bad for him

Awwww! I hope this guy does well. Bless him. :(

Which is exactly what he wants :nono:

[Me. I Am Salman]

this isn't funny http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/noparty.gif

[Ninastar]

lmao

we are so lucky you are disabled

[Vanessa]

He's hilarious! :joker:

[Marcus.]

he did fab

[Black Dagger]

He's not funny, I can't laugh.

If he didn't have a disability he wouldn't go through (well he would he's a child, but he wouldn't make the finals)

[Ninastar]

He's not funny, I can't laugh.

If he didn't have a disability he wouldn't go through (well he would he's a child, but he wouldn't make the finals)
well that's obvious, his act was based on his disability

[Me. I Am Salman]

He's not funny, I can't laugh.

If he didn't have a disability he wouldn't go through (well he would he's a child, but he wouldn't make the finals)

ikr. one of the things I hate about BGT

[Marcus.]

wtf

[Marcus.]

this is not right

[Marcus.]

really why

[Lee.]

Oh nuh! This is as bad as a black comedian making racist jokes or a woman making sexist j8kes.

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[Me. I Am Salman]

4th singing act

[Marcus.]

wow

[Vanessa]

:eek::worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING oMG

[Vanessa]

Omg! She's amazing!

[Marcus.]

:worship:

[Lee.]

Oh nuh! This is as bad as a black comedian making racist jokes or a woman making sexist j8kes.

Ha.. I've just realised I'm a bit behind

[Vanessa]

This act! Saucy! :evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

oh my stars

[Vanessa]

David! :laugh3:

[arista]

This act! Saucy! :evilgrin:


Yes and she Got Through

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker:

[Marcus.]

david and Simon

[Jack_]

God I love David and Simon :love:

A lot of funny stuff in this so far, not got my favourite yet though

[Marcus.]

God I love David and Simon :love:

A lot of funny stuff in this so far, not got my favourite yet though

same here

[Marcus.]

italy ness

[Vanessa]

Italy! :love:

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Read All About It just had to make some sort of appearance

[Marcus.]

this is amazing

[Vanessa]

Wow! I've never seen anything like this! :eek::worship:

[Vanessa]

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Marcus.]

wow
that was good

[Black Dagger]

Unique. Which means it will be shafted for a singer, or come 10th in the final

[Vanessa]

That was so moving.

[Marcus.]

Unique. Which means it will be shafted for a singer, or come 10th in the final

yeah you i can see that

[Lee.]

This Hungarian act are really good

[Vanessa]

This Hungarian act are really good

It had me in tears.

[Lee.]

It had me in tears.

Omg me too

[Marcus.]

It had me in tears.

that should be in the fanil

[Marcus.]

Omg me too

same here

[GiRTh]

The Voice was good, this is garbage.

[Marcus.]

The Voice was good, this is garbage.

you miss a good show act

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[Lee.]

The Voice was good, this is garbage.

I cant stand The Voice.. makes me cringe

[Brother Leon]

Before I ITV Player it...how many singers?

[Vanessa]

Amazing! Woop woop! :dance:

[Ninastar]

i didnt think she was that great...

beautiful girl though

[Vanessa]

Awwww! :bawling:

[GiRTh]

not great. She started off too low.

[Black Dagger]

The Voice was good, this is garbage.

[2]

And ****ing singers over the age of 18 should not be allowed to apply for BGT.

[Me. I Am Salman]

yeah this was rather ****

[Vanessa]

I really enjoyed the show today. Now i'm off to watch BGMT! :hugesmile:

[arista]

Before I ITV Player it...how many singers?


Better than any on the Voice (thats the show that is losing viewers)

[joeysteele]

The girl singing My Funny Valentine was really good, it seems a simple song to sing on paper but it really isn't she did really well with it.

Best thing on BGT was the theatre act, really held my attention.
(I thought the Voice was really good too).

[Brother Leon]

Was watching it like "wtf this is meh" and then the Shadow Dancers group came up...Wow. Blew me away. Beautifully done. If I wasn't made of stone I may of teared abit too tbh. Amazing.

[King Gizzard]

Seen it done better..like most things on their that are ''amazing''

and they weren't British...

[Brother Leon]

Seen it done better..like most things on their that are ''amazing''

and they weren't British...

Stop being cynical FFS. :idc:

[Lee.]

Are you grumpy tonigyt Nathan?

[King Gizzard]

No just stating facts Lol

[Brother Leon]

Biggie done rap better than Kendrick...don't mean he's ****e :idc:

[Jords]

Attraction were absolutely fantastic.. loved it.

[InOne]

I liked the stripper woman

[Samm]

Best BGT judges they should keep them

[bbfan1991]

I just caught up on it, great first show. Attraction and Arixsandra were my personal favourites.

I also liked that gospel choir (forgot their name), Jack Carroll and Alice Frendham.

[Marc]

Aw this cerebral palsy kid is great. Give him a few years :)

[Marc]

Wow. That shadow act. Think it's safe to say they'll win, I don't care if it's only week 1, it's too original and outstanding to not win.

[arista]

Tonight
a Stacey S. Look A Like in Comedy
is good

[Vanessa]

Can't wait ! I love this show. Always put a smile to my face. :amazed:

[arista]

On ITV1HD now

[Black Dagger]

no thanks

[Marc]

Off.

[Vanessa]

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

What is this ? :laugh:

[Vanessa]

:suspect:

[Marc]

wtf at some of these people :bored:

It's not entertaining to show them, it's a waste of the 1hr 30min timeslot

[Vanessa]

Wow! He's beautiful ! :amazed:

[arista]

They are Sexy Dancers

[Vanessa]

That was amazing! :worship:

[Vanessa]

I feel like a complete lump. David! :joker:

[Marc]

They're not bad!

[Vanessa]

Wow! I was not expecting that! :eek:

[Marc]

My mum's checking out their packages.. I really should move out

[Vanessa]

My mum's checking out their packages.. I really should move out

:joker:

[Jordan.]

Another boring show so far. Every year it's dancers, kid singers and opera singers :sleep:

[Vanessa]

I hope we get something different tonight. :blush:

[Jordan.]

Well this is more like it :worship:

[Vanessa]

Omg! Amanda! :shocked::laugh:

[MTVN]

Up and down, here we go

[MTVN]

First time I've watched this in about two years, why is bloody Amanda still there

[Vanessa]

That was really weird! :conf2:

[Jordan.]

Up and down, here we go

The winners that got away

[Vanessa]

The girls have stormed off! :laugh3:

[Ryan57]

Girls walking off... Simon should of just said 'you're sacked then'. They'd quickly pipe down.

[arista]

Another boring show so far. Every year it's dancers, kid singers and opera singers :sleep:


Yes a Comedy Women is great
on soon with all 4 judges

[Drew.]

these judges are useless and an insult, they mess with these people that have spent money and time on trying to get there to audition, even if a majority are terrible its an insult

[Jordan.]

Neil to win

[Ryan57]

LMAO! What is it with Sinitta. She goes everywhere Simon does. Like something Simon keeps in his pocket.

[MTVN]

"The girls wouldn't have bought into the dream" :joker:

[Marc]

Looks like Scott Dezzy and Shaun on a night out

[Vanessa]

I love these girls! :joker:

[Ryan57]

That one on the right is so bizarre looking.

[Kazanne]

Neil to win

:joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

N'awwww! Jordan. So cute! :lovedup:

[Marc]

Jordan Nash ftw

[Kazanne]

Aw that little un,LOL they had to say yes really

[arista]

these judges are useless and an insult, they mess with these people that have spent money and time on trying to get there to audition, even if a majority are terrible its an insult


Its Scripted

[Marc]

What a boring sob story. Get off my screen

[Kazanne]

Its Scripted

I think so too Arista,that wasn't for real.

[Ryan57]

Aw that little un,LOL they had to say yes really

Yeah. There wasn't a lot to his act it seemed. Probably won't make it to the semi finals.

[arista]

What a boring sob story. Get off my screen


We have yet to Hear him

[MTVN]

Nice to see a kid with a sensible father, that's some good parenting

[Vanessa]

Love his voice! :worship:

[arista]

I think so too Arista,that wasn't for real.


You Are Most Wise

[Marc]

OneDirection?... Wow he is truly a dull prick

[Ryan57]

Simon has pound signs in his eyes.

[Kazanne]

OneDirection?... Wow he is truly a dull prick

It's a nice song what's the matter with ya?:hugesmile:

[Ryan57]

More ****ing adverts than acts.

[Marc]

It's a nice song what's the matter with ya?:hugesmile:

It's all very dullllllllllllll. No winning potential. Go on X factor. Though he wouldn't go far

[Ryan57]

Hope there's an impressionist this year, that's good.

Loved Les Gibson and the guy who did Boyzone in his audition years back.

[Marc]

I wanna see a Hamster Act.

And not a pornographic one :nono:

[Ryan57]

I wanna see a Hamster Act.

And not a pornographic one :nono:

Gerbilling a no no?

[Kazanne]

It's all very dullllllllllllll. No winning potential. Go on X factor. Though he wouldn't go far

I agree,but I still like the song:hugesmile:

[Ryan57]

LMFAO!

[Kazanne]

a blokes ass in a bucket,great,lol

[Marc]

Gerbilling a no no?

I've lost too many hamsters :(

[Marc]

Oh my ears

[Kazanne]

Bloody hell some girls will squeal at anything

[Ryan57]

Must be gutting, as a music act, when Harry Potter buzzes you.

[Ryan57]

She gets a yes from me.

Edit: An impressionist. :o

[Vanessa]

She's an impressionist! Finally something different! :dance:

[arista]

This Lady is Funny

Watch her

[Marc]

Oh okay I thought she'd be an arrogant bitch and get the crowd hating her instantly

[arista]

Stacy got her Passport

[MTVN]

They should mix things up a bit sometimes by showing a big, hopeful build up like that and then have the person be absolutely terrible

[Marc]

Her voice for Amy is great :laugh:

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ryan57]

Mickey taking Holly. How dare she.

[Vanessa]

Loved it! :laugh3:

[arista]

She is Funny

[Marc]

She was good. But it needs something else, to make it an act worth watching. Lol

[Kazanne]

Mickey taking Holly. How dare she.

her Holly impression was crap but the rest were good.

[Ryan57]

Not bad. Gets a yes from me.

Edit: Yeah it was, Kazanne.

Intrigued to see more from her.

[Jordan.]

Yes a Comedy Women is great
on soon with all 4 judges

You were correct

Very good :worship:

[Ryan57]

I'd find it hard to say no to her even if she was crap.

Her sister is good looking also. Wonder what the Mum looks like.

[Vanessa]

:worship::worship::worship:

[MTVN]

She was pretty good but was hoping for someone a bit better after the build up Arista gave her

[Marc]

Arista would give her more than a big build up I'm sure

[Ryan57]

Holly on an advert, ironic.

When searching for Holly on Twitter to see what people were saying I came across a rude picture, and it doesn't half look like her.

[Marc]

Holly on an advert, ironic.

When searching for Holly on Twitter to see what people were saying I came across a rude picture, and it doesn't half look like her.

Link?

[Ryan57]

Link?

-link deleted-

Finding it hard (no pun intended) to get that out my mind.

[Vanessa]

Mc Boy. :suspect:

[Marc]

:laugh2:

[Ryan57]

Mc Boy. :suspect:

I can feel another 'where's ma keys, where's ma phone' coming on.

[Marc]

-link deleted-

Finding it hard (no pun intended) to get that out my mind.

Does look like her :joker:

But I do have to delete it now cos its a bit too rude haaha

[Vanessa]

I can feel another 'where's ma keys, where's ma phone' coming on.

Yeah! :joker:

[Kazanne]

Oh god get on with it

[Vanessa]

Just sing the song. Simon! :joker:

[Kazanne]

Rubbish!

[Ryan57]

Wow, possibly the greatest song writer and composer ever.

I'm calling it now, people to start singing this like they did with 'where's ma keys, where's ma phone'.

[Vanessa]

It's kind of catchy! :laugh:

[Kazanne]

That's crap not Rap

[Marc]

Best thing ever.

[MTVN]

Good old MC Roy

[Vanessa]

Good old MC Roy

It's Mc Boy. :dance:

[Ryan57]

That's crap not Rap

Thought they were the same thing, personally.

[Vanessa]

Everyone loved it, except Simon, the buzzkill! :laugh2:

[Kazanne]

Thought they were the same thing, personally.

Whatever they are he is rubbish imo.

[Ryan57]

Whatever they are he is rubbish imo.

Yeah. Rap full stop though. Just cannot stand it.

[Marc]

Downloading that asap

[Vanessa]

I love it! He's hilarious! :joker:

[Ryan57]

Every ****ing year there's an act like this that gets through on these shows. Wagner, Rylan, DJ Talent...

[Kazanne]

Every ****ing year there's an act like this that gets through on these shows. Wagner, Rylan, DJ Talent...

I guess they have to have a token 'rubbish act' it makes good TV for some,he wont win so its all good.:hugesmile:

[Ryan57]

I guess they have to have a token 'rubbish act' it makes good TV for some,he wont win so its all good.:hugesmile:

Indeed, thankfully.

[Vanessa]

Mc Boy to win ! :cheer:

[Brother Leon]

MC Boy>>>

Saved the show.

[Vanessa]

Watching BGMT now. :hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

That One Direction singer can **** right off.

You always get acoustic singers/normal male singers who come on this show and make the final. X Factor or The Voice would have took him on, pathetic.

[Vanessa]

Omg! Valentina! :laugh3:

[Ryan57]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/britain_got_talent/4896673/BGT-girls-night-with-DiCaprio.html :evilgrin:

[James]

New thread - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224114