King of the Hill:GAME...

[Ammi]

..ok, I'm not great on games but I thought we could try this one here..

..so, the OP 'claims' the hill...and then the next poster takes over the hill from the previous one etc..when you make a post, you must tell how you climbed and took the hill from the person, and at the end of the post proclaim "MY HILL"..you can't take the hill from yourself so obviously have to wait for someone to post next...

Example:...I climbed the hill in a hot air balloon and claimed it from Ammi by tying her to a rock...MY HILL

..so I'll start it as King of the Hill...

..I strolled up the hill slowly and claimed it because it was an empty hill..MY HILL

[Jake.]

I climed up the hill and gave Ammi an umbrella and she flew away like Mary Poppins.. MY HILL

[Niamh.]

I climbed up the hill and poisoned Jake with a BigMac.. MY HILL

[Ammi]

..I climbed the hill and and locked Niamh in a cupboard...MY HILL..

[Niamh.]

I climbed up the hill and told Ammi there was an Audrey Hepburn festival on at the bottom of the hill.. MY HILL

[Ammi]

..I skateboarded up the hill and plugged Niamh into dj until she dropped from exhaustion..MY HILL

[arista]

I climbed the hill to find a Orgy with Shaun , and 3 members with masks... MyHill

[Ammi]

..I climbed up the hill and sent Arista down the hill in a fast car..life in the fast lane...MY HILL...

[Jake.]

I climed the hill whilst this was happening and tied Ammi's foot to the car, sending her down the hill with Arista... MY HILL...

[Niamh.]

I stole Aristas fast car and drove up the hill where I ran Jake over ...MY HILL!

[Ammi]

..I ran up the hill and put Niamh in the boot, while she was driving over Jake..MY HILL..

[Jake.]

Bit morbid that Niamh

[Niamh.]

You deserved tbh after what you just did to Ammi :idc:

[Kizzy]

I catapulted to the top of the hill from a secret location and stabbed whoever is on top of the hill to death with a rusty fork. MY HILL.

[Ammi]

..I climbed to the top of the hill and fed porridge to Kizzy until she was so big she rolled down..MY HILL

[Niamh.]

I reported this brutal murder to the Police who arrested Kizzy and the hill was free for the taking...MY HILL!

[Ammi]

..I framed Niamh as an accomplice to the murder and claimed the hill..MY HILL

[Niamh.]

I paid one of my new convict friends to "take care of Ammi" ...MY HILL!

[Ammi]

..Niamh's convict friends double-crossed her and took all her money and pushed her off the hill instead..MY HILL...