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Jack_
15-04-2013, 08:12 PM
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:laugh2:

do I laugh or cry...

bbfan1991
15-04-2013, 08:14 PM
His thickness is so boring now. The whole TOWIE lot need to go away LOL.

Niamh.
15-04-2013, 08:15 PM
Ugh I watched that episode of Celebrity Juice, I'm sorry but I refuse to believe anyone is that stupid, has to be playing up to his TOWIE image

Me. I Am Salman
15-04-2013, 08:15 PM
You're more stupid if you believe that

Jack_
15-04-2013, 08:18 PM
I just don't see how anyone can be honestly entertained by this vacuity enough to watch that God awful programme he stars in...it's quite likely he plays on it of course but that's vacuous enough in itself

reece(:
15-04-2013, 08:19 PM
It's obviously an act, what a moronic human being.

Withano
15-04-2013, 08:19 PM
He gets payed to act like this. Anybody who buys this, or anybody from TOWIE or Carl Pilkington etc make me sad.

InOne
15-04-2013, 08:21 PM
The only good bit is when Holly gets up. Liking the dress :cool:

Sawyer
15-04-2013, 08:21 PM
the moment towie gets axed (which will be soon judging by the ratings) BB will stop it's infatuation with typical essex bimbos.

Niamh.
15-04-2013, 08:24 PM
He gets payed to act like this. Anybody who buys this, or anybody from TOWIE or Carl Pilkington etc make me sad.

Atleast he's funny though

King Gizzard
15-04-2013, 08:25 PM
his hair makes me want to cry

Withano
15-04-2013, 08:26 PM
Atleast he's funny though

Debatable

GiRTh
15-04-2013, 08:29 PM
Ugh I watched that episode of Celebrity Juice, I'm sorry but I refuse to believe anyone is that stupid, has to be playing up to his TOWIE imageI watched it too and agree. If this guy was as thick as he makes out he'd having trouble dressing himself and wouldn't know how to p*ss straight. Its got to be an act.

Niamh.
15-04-2013, 08:29 PM
his hair makes me want to cry

Did you watch the episode? Keith Lemon says it's like kim jong uns :joker:

King Gizzard
15-04-2013, 08:30 PM
Nah rather claw my eyes out Lol

Niamh.
15-04-2013, 08:31 PM
I watched it too and agree. If this guy was as thick as he makes out he'd having trouble dressing himself and wouldn't know how to p*ss straight. Its got to be an act.

:laugh: I know, it's terrible to think stupidity sells

Ryan57
15-04-2013, 08:46 PM
LMAO! Hilarious. And that haircut as well.

Kizzy
15-04-2013, 08:48 PM
Vomit inducing, doomed... we're all doomed.

iRyan
15-04-2013, 09:03 PM
It's all an act.

Drew.
15-04-2013, 09:09 PM
He gets payed to act like this. Anybody who buys this, or anybody from TOWIE or Carl Pilkington etc make me sad.

iv seen him on numerous programmes throughout the years.. that's genuinely how Karl is

Withano
16-04-2013, 02:51 AM
iv seen him on numerous programmes throughout the years.. that's genuinely how Karl is

Yeah.. I've seen Joey Essex on numerous shows too, doesn't make either of them less of an actor

Benjamin
16-04-2013, 02:53 AM
I can't believe people still watch this ****.

Z
16-04-2013, 03:04 AM
The episode was actually pretty funny even when you take out the aspect of laughing at that moron; Sarah Harding was on top form :love:. I didn't really get the love for Celebrity Juice to begin with but I actually think it's one of the best programs on TV now.

I've never understood why The Only Way Is Essex, Made In Chelsea etc have become things. On the one hand, the concept isn't too dissimilar from Big Brother - getting to know a group of unknowns over a period of time - but the key difference is that Big Brother puts strangers together and, clever editing aside, the experience is relatively organic. These scripted reality shows don't hold the same charm. The 'stars' of these programs are being idolised for their negative qualities, whereas Big Brother 'stars' (and by that I mean those who go the distance) are revered for their good qualities. TOWIE promotes stupidity, vanity and debauchery. Made In Chelsea promotes snobbery, vanity and debauchery. Why are these people put on pedestals? I have the same gripe with the Kardashian media circus. Famous people have stopped being famous for being talented at some kind of performance art and have instead started to become famous for being good at manipulation and exploitation.

Benjamin
16-04-2013, 03:08 AM
The episode was actually pretty funny even when you take out the aspect of laughing at that moron; Sarah Harding was on top form :love:. I didn't really get the love for Celebrity Juice to begin with but I actually think it's one of the best programs on TV now.

I've never understood why The Only Way Is Essex, Made In Chelsea etc have become things. On the one hand, the concept isn't too dissimilar from Big Brother - getting to know a group of unknowns over a period of time - but the key difference is that Big Brother puts strangers together and, clever editing aside, the experience is relatively organic. These scripted reality shows don't hold the same charm. The 'stars' of these programs are being idolised for their negative qualities, whereas Big Brother 'stars' (and by that I mean those who go the distance) are revered for their good qualities. TOWIE promotes stupidity, vanity and debauchery. Made In Chelsea promotes snobbery, vanity and debauchery. Why are these people put on pedestals? I have the same gripe with the Kardashian media circus. Famous people have stopped being famous for being talented at some kind of performance art and have instead started to become famous for being good at manipulation and exploitation.

Couldn't have said it better to be honest. It's time people started getting their senses back and idolising celebrities for actual good talents.

Z
16-04-2013, 03:14 AM
It's only going to get worse over time too. Real talents go out of their way to avoid the media (Adele and Beyonce immediately spring to mind as contemporary examples) which means the void is filled by crap, unwanted crap. People are interested in celebrities, it doesn't matter who the celebrities are, people just like to know other people's business so they can mentally drag celebrities down a notch. Those who don't play the game either find themselves out of work, or are insanely talented and successful - there is no middle ground. The more the real talents hide from the media, the more opportunities there are for bottom feeders to take up column inches.

Jordan.
16-04-2013, 07:52 AM
Complete moron http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/shakeno.gif I can't wait for the day towie is axed and all these people **** off back to nonexistence.

Marc
16-04-2013, 07:52 AM
Tbh Richard and Judy hold a lot of power in this lifetime.

Marc
16-04-2013, 07:53 AM
I can't believe people still watch this ****.

It's good.

Benjamin
16-04-2013, 08:13 AM
It's good.

Honestly, I find it one of the worst programmes to have been made. I'll hold back my judgement of those who watch it. :tongue:

AnnieK
16-04-2013, 08:14 AM
Honestly, I find it one of the worst programmes to have been made. I'll hold back my judgement of those who watch it. :tongue:

Which show, TOWIE or Celebrity Juice?

Marc
16-04-2013, 08:37 AM
Honestly, I find it one of the worst programmes to have been made. I'll hold back my judgement of those who watch it. :tongue:

Good, don't want to come across as a snobby self righteous ass :idc:

Black Dagger
16-04-2013, 08:37 AM
The fact people find this hilarious is :bored:

****ing plank needs to evaporate.

Niamh.
16-04-2013, 09:46 AM
The episode was actually pretty funny even when you take out the aspect of laughing at that moron; Sarah Harding was on top form :love:. I didn't really get the love for Celebrity Juice to begin with but I actually think it's one of the best programs on TV now.

I've never understood why The Only Way Is Essex, Made In Chelsea etc have become things. On the one hand, the concept isn't too dissimilar from Big Brother - getting to know a group of unknowns over a period of time - but the key difference is that Big Brother puts strangers together and, clever editing aside, the experience is relatively organic. These scripted reality shows don't hold the same charm. The 'stars' of these programs are being idolised for their negative qualities, whereas Big Brother 'stars' (and by that I mean those who go the distance) are revered for their good qualities. TOWIE promotes stupidity, vanity and debauchery. Made In Chelsea promotes snobbery, vanity and debauchery. Why are these people put on pedestals? I have the same gripe with the Kardashian media circus. Famous people have stopped being famous for being talented at some kind of performance art and have instead started to become famous for being good at manipulation and exploitation.


:worship: Great post Zee.

Also I love Celebrity Juice :love:

Roy Mars III
16-04-2013, 10:45 AM
I am more angry that he doesn't know who Elton John is

Niamh.
16-04-2013, 10:48 AM
I am more angry that he doesn't know who Elton John is

He also "allegedly" thought Wales bordered Russia :suspect:

Vicky.
16-04-2013, 10:59 AM
Sorry but if anyone actually believes this **** they are as thick as he allegedly is.

Beastie
16-04-2013, 11:21 AM
It was funny for what it was. He genuinely is thick but not this thick.

Suze
16-04-2013, 01:46 PM
His thickness is so boring now. The whole TOWIE lot need to go away LOL.

Yes they do, The whole lot of them are numpties.

Marc
16-04-2013, 02:10 PM
Sorry but if anyone actually believes this **** they are as thick as he allegedly is.

Of course he knows who Elton John is, he can't be that thick. It does bug me that he plays on it, like Brian Belo did.