View Full Version : I Would Berry My Dick So Far Inside Your Ass... (over 18s only)
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 04:08 PM
Who Ever Could Pull It Out Would Be Called King Arthur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/GxDXH9s.png
Top Lad!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vanessa
16-04-2013, 04:09 PM
:laugh2:
Drew.
16-04-2013, 04:11 PM
it seems Leon and Tom Venables have something in common
http://i.imgur.com/RnfI5E7.jpg
lostalex
16-04-2013, 04:11 PM
I'm gonna use that.
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 04:14 PM
Have laughed for a solid 2 hours he is my new hero
Marsh.
16-04-2013, 04:18 PM
He looks about 8.
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 04:19 PM
He looks about 8.
http://i.imgur.com/GxDXH9s.png
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 04:20 PM
Kid got more game and a better phone then me
Jealous as ****
Marsh.
16-04-2013, 04:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GxDXH9s.png
:conf: You posted that already.
Niamh.
16-04-2013, 04:25 PM
What age is that kid? If he was my son I would berry my foot so far up his ass even King Arthur couldn't get it out :nono:
King Gizzard
16-04-2013, 04:27 PM
Is it meant to be a joke or something, I don't get the connection between burying dick in ass and king arthur
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 04:28 PM
:conf: You posted that already.
http://i.imgur.com/GxDXH9s.png
http://i.imgur.com/GxDXH9s.png
http://i.imgur.com/GxDXH9s.png
http://i.imgur.com/GxDXH9s.png
Niamh.
16-04-2013, 04:28 PM
Is it meant to be a joke or something, I don't get the connection between burying dick in ass and king arthur
King Arthur was the only one who could pull the sword Excalibur out of the stone, it's from the story
Shaun
16-04-2013, 04:29 PM
Is it meant to be a joke or something, I don't get the connection between burying dick in ass and king arthur
the sword in the stone?
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 04:29 PM
Is it meant to be a joke or something, I don't get the connection between burying dick in ass and king arthur
Not sure if srs????
The sword and the rock spring to mind
Vicky.
16-04-2013, 04:29 PM
Ew. He looks about 7
Vicky.
16-04-2013, 04:29 PM
Is it meant to be a joke or something, I don't get the connection between burying dick in ass and king arthur
:laugh:
Locke.
16-04-2013, 04:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FfPuDOF.gif
King Gizzard
16-04-2013, 04:34 PM
That...just didn't cross my mind whatsoever
Jesus.
16-04-2013, 04:35 PM
Did you make that, Locke?
That's great work.
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 04:45 PM
That PornHub, LK?
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 04:49 PM
Just checked yep
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 04:50 PM
Just checked yep
Poor quality videos I noticed on there. Rarely use it now. 4Tube is sensational quality, mind.
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 04:54 PM
4tube , YouJizz and Xvideos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Shout out to XNXX though they have upped there game in the last 4-5 months or so, bringing out some solid material
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 04:56 PM
4tube , YouJizz and Xvideos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Shout out to XNXX though they have upped there game in the last 4-5 months or so, bringing out some solid material
Xvideos is indeed a good one. I'm a fan of xHamster also though.
India Rhodes still doing it for you, LK?
Brother Leon
16-04-2013, 05:17 PM
Welcome to January guys :)
Me. I Am Salman
16-04-2013, 05:24 PM
you need help imo
Vicky.
16-04-2013, 05:30 PM
Xvideos is indeed a good one. I'm a fan of xHamster also though.
India Rhodes still doing it for you, LK?
:o Sounds illegal and wrong
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 05:30 PM
Welcome to January guys :)
Good month last time RVP scored in open play if I am not mistaken
MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING.GIF
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 05:31 PM
Xvideos is indeed a good one. I'm a fan of xHamster also though.
India Rhodes still doing it for you, LK?
Yes sir
Ffs! Is that really how kids talk nowadays?? Nice
Shaun
16-04-2013, 05:48 PM
this thread's okay
for the love of god DO NOT SWEAR THOUGH
Vicky.
16-04-2013, 05:48 PM
this thread's okay
for the love of god DO NOT SWEAR THOUGH
:joker:
It cheapens the forum dont you know :p
Shaun
16-04-2013, 05:49 PM
(i'm not complaining about this thread btw I find it amusing)
Scarlett.
16-04-2013, 05:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/09A1Gy2l.jpg
lostalex
16-04-2013, 06:10 PM
I really can't imagine having my own computer and internet at that age.
We didn't get internet in my household til I was 15, and even then it was in a public space(the den), and it took 2 minutes just to download a single porn pic.
I had to come up with my own perverted fantasies, i didn't have the internet to show me all that nastiness. we had to be CREATIVE when i was a kid.
kids today have it too easy, i tell you.
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 06:16 PM
:o Sounds illegal and wrong
Yeah, it does a bit xD. I'm unsure why it's even called xHamster.
Legend killer
16-04-2013, 06:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/AN6lgeR.jpg
Never be said that the Legend Killer does not deliver the LOOOOL's
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 06:30 PM
LMAO! That is brilliant. Where are you getting these?
Marsh.
16-04-2013, 06:31 PM
:o Sounds illegal and wrong
Reminds me of that myth about Richard Gere and the gerbil. :yuk:
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 06:32 PM
Reminds me of that myth about Richard Gere and the gerbil. :yuk:
http://play.esea.net/global/media_preview.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.diylol.c om%2Fhfs%2F35a%2F335%2F272%2Fresized%2Fcreepy-willy-wonka-meme-generator-oh-really-now-tell-me-more-38d49d.jpg
Marsh.
16-04-2013, 06:32 PM
:laugh:
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 06:33 PM
Just looked it up. They say you learn something new every day. You most certainly do.
Gerbilling:
gerbilling (sometimes referred to as gerbil stuffing) is the practice, of inserting a live rodent into one's rectum (or that of a partner) for erotic pleasure.
https://static.prtst.net/asset-proxy/84eae9feac7dffa64630bf540ba20560da5edb6b/687474703a2f2f7777772e67696673666f72756d2e636f6d2f 696d616765732f6769662f7774662f6772616e642f73696d6f 6e5f7774665f6769662e676966/http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/simon_wtf_gif.gif
Cherie
16-04-2013, 06:38 PM
What age is that kid? If he was my son I would berry my foot so far up his ass even King Arthur couldn't get it out :nono:
:joker: and keep kicking until he could spell "bury" right.
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 06:42 PM
I'm expecting similar comments to be made to me right now. Just on Omegle pretending to be a girl.
Marsh.
16-04-2013, 06:42 PM
Just looked it up. They say you learn something new every day. You most certainly do.
Gerbilling:
gerbilling (sometimes referred to as gerbil stuffing) is the practice, of inserting a live rodent into one's rectum (or that of a partner) for erotic pleasure.
Lol, yep. Was a rumour Gere was taken to hospital in LA in the middle of the night with one stuck.
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 06:53 PM
Totally got this guy gagging for me on Omegle.
lostalex
16-04-2013, 07:00 PM
Totally got this guy gagging for me on Omegle.
video mode or text mode?
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 07:02 PM
video mode or text mode?
LMAO! Text, thankfully. We're approaching when I tell him I'm really male. :evilgrin:
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 07:08 PM
http://l.omegle.com/92ed1f3.png
First picture link was this: http://oi50.tinypic.com/miywg.jpg
Second: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37049584.jpg
Brother Leon
16-04-2013, 07:11 PM
Just looked it up. They say you learn something new every day. You most certainly do.
Gerbilling:
gerbilling (sometimes referred to as gerbil stuffing) is the practice, of inserting a live rodent into one's rectum (or that of a partner) for erotic pleasure.
https://static.prtst.net/asset-proxy/84eae9feac7dffa64630bf540ba20560da5edb6b/687474703a2f2f7777772e67696673666f72756d2e636f6d2f 696d616765732f6769662f7774662f6772616e642f73696d6f 6e5f7774665f6769662e676966/http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/simon_wtf_gif.gif
The hell I just read?
lostalex
16-04-2013, 07:13 PM
So cruel, but to be fair he was probably a married 50 y/o guy, so he probably deserved it.
Marsh.
16-04-2013, 07:16 PM
:suspect:
Did you hack Locke and Mollie's chat history?
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 07:18 PM
:suspect:
Did you hack Locke and Mollie's chat history?
If that's their chat. I'd sure like to be a spy in it.
Definitely should have an Omegle thread. 'Where perverts dreams become nighmares.' as the slogan.
Black Dagger
16-04-2013, 07:18 PM
what the **** have i just read.
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 07:19 PM
what the **** have i just read.
Are you referring to the gerbilling or when I broke, probably an old man's, heart?
Black Dagger
16-04-2013, 08:35 PM
Are you referring to the gerbilling or when I broke, probably an old man's, heart?
Just the last 3 pages in general.
I have LK declaring his love for youporn or whatever, whatever the **** gerbilling is and now a poor old man being heartbroken.
Ryan57
16-04-2013, 08:39 PM
Just the last 3 pages in general.
I have LK declaring his love for youporn or whatever, whatever the **** gerbilling is and now a poor old man being heartbroken.
That, to me, is a fantastic thread. :evilgrin:
Niamh.
17-04-2013, 08:57 AM
:joker: and keep kicking until he could spell "bury" right.
:laugh:
Vicky.
17-04-2013, 08:59 AM
http://l.omegle.com/92ed1f3.png
First picture link was this: http://oi50.tinypic.com/miywg.jpg
Second: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37049584.jpg
:joker:
He deserved that for using the phrase 'eat you out' though tbh :idc:
Lee can I put my Excalibur in your stone
http://i.imgur.com/FfPuDOF.gif
:laugh2:
Legend killer
17-04-2013, 12:10 PM
Just uploading a couple more before I head off out bare with me one moment
Vanessa
17-04-2013, 12:12 PM
Love this thread! :joker:
I love how since I changed the title of this thread to include (over 18s).. Lee and Vanessa have posted in here :joker: horny mares
Vanessa
17-04-2013, 12:17 PM
I posted in here yesterday as well. The kid is hilarious! :laugh:
Haha.. I hadn't even noticed. And actually, I posted in it yesterday.
Kids like that wee chav in the OP talking like that makes me uncomfortable. :yuk:
Ryan57
17-04-2013, 12:20 PM
Just uploading a couple more before I head off out bare with me one moment
Good one, LK. http://oi48.tinypic.com/25u77du.jpg
Might chat up some more old men later to add to this fantastic thread. :evilgrin:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-04-2013, 12:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/09A1Gy2l.jpg
best
Legend killer
17-04-2013, 12:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9GbChxw.png
http://i.imgur.com/Tf7ZX8S.png
Another great thread by the Legend Killer i'm outta here folks
Legend killer
17-04-2013, 12:25 PM
Why have I been given an infraction????? I didn't type any of this stuff up
Niamh.
17-04-2013, 12:28 PM
Why have I been given an infraction????? I didn't type any of this stuff up
take it to appeals if you have a query LK, just to say though that wasn't an infraction
Ryan57
17-04-2013, 12:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9GbChxw.png
http://i.imgur.com/Tf7ZX8S.png
Another great thread by the Legend Killer i'm outta here folks
ROFL!
Jack_
17-04-2013, 12:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9GbChxw.png
http://i.imgur.com/Tf7ZX8S.png
Another great thread by the Legend Killer i'm outta here folks
Hope they made a baby then got her an abortion...wtf :joker: do I laugh or be appalled?
Legend killer
17-04-2013, 12:31 PM
Nah your alright Niamh i'm not too fussed tbh was just curious
Ryan57
17-04-2013, 12:32 PM
Hope they made a baby then got her an abortion...wtf :joker: do I laugh or be appalled?
Laugh. This thread is all about the lulz.
Roy Mars III
17-04-2013, 01:20 PM
LK stop stealing things from the Bodybuilding forum
Legend killer
17-04-2013, 01:23 PM
Stealing I am one of the top members on the Misc who I am on it will be kept a secret though
Roy Mars III
17-04-2013, 01:24 PM
Stealing I am one of the top members on the Misc who I am on it will be kept a secret though
you would get eaten alive on Misc
Brother Leon
17-04-2013, 01:31 PM
LK stop stealing things from the Bodybuilding forum
[2]
The whole persona is Misc meets TiBB with him :joker:
Roy Mars III
17-04-2013, 01:35 PM
He is to scared to post on Misc, so just steals stuff from there and posts it on a Big Brother forum acting like he thought of it. Sad, really
Livia
17-04-2013, 01:44 PM
Hilarious that this thread says "over 18s only" and then you open it and see a twelve year old boy giving it the big 'un. Made me smile...
Ryan57
19-04-2013, 09:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Ekq1xaP.jpg
Smithy
19-04-2013, 09:27 PM
Pretty sure 90% of these are fake :idc:
Ryan57
19-04-2013, 09:30 PM
Pretty sure 90% of these are fake :idc:
Doubt it with some of the things you see on the net.
I see this is Over 18s.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4893782/jessica-jane-clement-strips-naked-on-twitter.html
http://img.mu.cdn.li/Ao/xqefEH.jpg
I believe this to be my 1000th post, not updated yet still on 998 it says. For me, this is an incredible way to mark that feat.
Smithy
19-04-2013, 09:57 PM
Doubt it with some of the things you see on the net.
I see this is Over 18s.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4893782/jessica-jane-clement-strips-naked-on-twitter.html
http://img.mu.cdn.li/Ao/xqefEH.jpg
I believe this to be my 1000th post, not updated yet still on 998 it says. For me, this is an incredible way to mark that feat.
Of course they are, people make fake tumblrs all the time with pictures of 10/11 year olds and make them ridiculously vulgar :laugh:
and posts in C&G dont count towards post count :tongue:
Marsh.
19-04-2013, 10:40 PM
I find that really creepy.
Imagine if they used a picture of your son for these sick posts? :yuk:
Legend killer
19-04-2013, 11:07 PM
I for one would be honoured
Marsh.
20-04-2013, 03:15 AM
You say honoured, I say lowlife.
Ryan57
20-04-2013, 08:08 AM
Of course they are, people make fake tumblrs all the time with pictures of 10/11 year olds and make them ridiculously vulgar :laugh:
and posts in C&G dont count towards post count :tongue:
Darn, never knew that. So disappointed now.
Ryan57
20-04-2013, 08:16 AM
So I've just spotted these:
http://oi38.tinypic.com/vzir6s.jpg
http://oi35.tinypic.com/24gk844.jpg
Legend killer
20-04-2013, 12:33 PM
You say honoured, I say lowlife.
They say opposites attract Marsh what do you say to that???
Could this be the start of a beautiful thing between me and you
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