Blocking the toilet

[Marc]

Poo Related Thread No.56

What would you do in this situation?

http://brasscycle.com/Portals/119119/images/Man_w_distressed_face-300x275.jpg

You may find this thread gross but it'll help you in the future :idc:

[Jessica.]

I have never blocked a toilet, I also would never block one, so this thread is irrelevant.

[Smithy]

I did it before at a friends and I was mortified and I spent like half an hour un blocking it

[Marc]

LOL but how?

I find the bucket of water technique pretty useful or flushing and waiting like 10 times crying

[Vicky.]

Ugh gavin blocks it all the time then just leaves it. Once I had to use a coathanger to unblock it because the bog brush wouldnt work :bored:

[Smithy]

LOL but how?

I find the bucket of water technique pretty useful or flushing and waiting like 10 times crying

I had a big ****, how else do you block a toilet :suspect:

[Marc]

I had a big ****, how else do you block a toilet :suspect:

how to unblock you tit

[Marc]

Ugh gavin blocks it all the time then just leaves it. Once I had to use a coathanger to unblock it because the bog brush wouldnt work :bored:

You should have then hung his jacket up on that coathanger..

"Smell familiar Gav?.. yeah it's your s**t"

[Smithy]

oh, you don't wanna know, but it involved me wearing rubber gloves and using a water bottle

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Ryan57]

Vinegar, Salt, Baking Soda and boiling water. Those are the four things I think of when the toilet is blocked. I use whatever is readily available from that list.

[Marc]

Vinegar, Salt, Baking Soda and boiling water. Those are the four things I think of when the toilet is blocked. I use whatever is readily available from that list.

What? You making some sort of turd-loaf?

[Niamh.]

Women don't block toilets :idc:

[Black Dagger]

I don't poo :hmph:

[Vanessa]

I don't poo :hmph:

:suspect:

[Ryan57]

What? You making some sort of turd-loaf?

:joker:

They're good methods. You know once I blocked it, nobody else was around so I looked up methods to unblock and spotted Baking Soda then Vinegar followed by boiling water.
So I skipped step 1 as I had no baking soda. Went to step 2 which was vinegar. So I did that, followed by boiling water and then I flushed. AND IT WORKED!

I then proceeded to run into the living room and jump up in the air and did the following celebration from 20 seconds to 23.

rKDvtnEhLP0

One of the proudest moments of my life.

[Jake.]

You should have then hung his jacket up on that coathanger..

"Smell familiar Gav?.. yeah it's your s**t"

What? You making some sort of turd-loaf?

:laugh2:

[Livia]

Women don't block toilets :idc:

This is so true...

Our lovely cleaner is in this afternoon and assures me the quickest method is to pour plenty of bleach down and it helps break it up. I can't believe I'm even thinking about this, let alone having a conversation and then a post about it.

[Roy Mars III]

James needs to make a new posts button that leaves out all the poo related threads.

[Marc]

Yep

[Niamh.]

James needs to make a new posts button that leaves out all the poo related threads.

Or set up a Poo Forum for Marc, it could be called Pooints of View

[Marc]

A Forum for those who aren't prudish (or poo-dish)

[Josy]

Marc I think you would really fit in well over at ratemypoo.com

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Z]

What? You making some sort of turd-loaf?

Omg I just choked HAHA

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate when you get an unflushable, it's so awful. It happened to me in work recently, it was mortifying, I spent fifteen minutes trying to get rid of it.

[Marc]

Marc I think you would really fit in well over at ratemypoo.com

You're disgusting for knowing what this site is

[Josy]

You're disgusting for knowing what this site is

I only know what it is because of another website (i-am-bored.com) it's pretty obvious you are browsing over there right now though and loving it.

[mizzy25]

well i am actually a cleaner so i have had to do this on a few occasions, the best method is a bucket of water left for a few mins then flushed and cleaned with toilet cleaner but yes the bleach will deffo work as well.

[Ramsay]

Friend of mine blocked my toilet once and made me think he was in the bathroom for an hour getting sick but turns out he was just trying to unblock it..he couldnt so i had to..was rank

[Marc]

I only know what it is because of another website (i-am-bored.com) it's pretty obvious you are browsing over there right now though and loving it.

You are obsessed with poo Josy :bored:

[thesheriff443]

my toilet was blocked the other day big time!!!
its because i use to much paper in wanting a pristine bum!:joker:
any way the bucket of water is a great one but this was not working like i said big time blockedge:shocked:
i went to home base and was told about this toilet unblocker in a bottle!
so i got 2 bottles, instructions said add three cap fulls and in 30 mins the blockadge would go:conf: any ways i was desperate so i poured two bottles down the toilet and if by magic 30 mins later the blockage was gone:shocked::dance::elephant::dance::elephant::da nce:

[Marsh.]

Are you one of those people that wastes reams of paper down the toilet?

My little brother used to always block the toilet because he'd wrap the paper round his hand hundred times so 60% of the paper he flushes hasn't even touched his arse. Lol

[thesheriff443]

Are you one of those people that wastes reams of paper down the toilet?

My little brother used to always block the toilet because he'd wrap the paper round his hand hundred times so 60% of the paper he flushes hasn't even touched his arse. Lol

i do:joker:

[Ninastar]

Omg I just choked HAHA

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate when you get an unflushable, it's so awful. It happened to me in work recently, it was mortifying, I spent fifteen minutes trying to get rid of it.

if this happened to me at work, i would die

20 women in a building with 1 toilet is not fun.

[Ryan57]

Marc I think you would really fit in well over at ratemypoo.com

Wow. What a truly incredible website.

Edit: Just spotted this on that site

Warning, below is a picture of a turd. I will not be held responsible for a. You throwing up. b. Feinting. c. Becoming envious of other people's poos. You have been warned.

http://216.218.248.240/datastore/3e/3c/b/3e3c0cd8ea675b3a9a2bd23e35cf1a46.jpg

That is an incredibly shaped poo. Reminds me of something else.

[lostalex]

Wow. What a truly incredible website.

Edit: Just spotted this on that site

Warning, below is a picture of a turd. I will not be held responsible for a. You throwing up. b. Feinting. c. Becoming envious of other people's poos. You have been warned.

http://216.218.248.240/datastore/3e/3c/b/3e3c0cd8ea675b3a9a2bd23e35cf1a46.jpg

That is an incredibly shaped poo. Reminds me of something else.

it looks like a cock.

now where are all those homophobic jerks that say that gay sex is not natural? this is indisputable proof. lol

[Ryan57]

it looks like a cock.

Say what you see.

http://saywotuc.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/roy-walker_682_546281a.jpg