What can I eat to wake me up

[Z]

I've got work and then a hot date and I don't have time to nap but I'm already really tired (was up at 8, only managed to get about 4 hours of sleep) - fizzy drinks make me bloated, d'you think getting a cup of coffee to take into work at 5 would make me crash even worse or do you think that'll tide me over before I go on my date?

[Jake.]

A strong coffee will keep you going

[Niamh.]

Have the coffee

[Z]

What kind of coffee should I get? I'm not a coffee drinker normally

[Z]

Omg I'll have to get breath mints as well, don't want to reek of coffee

[Drew.]

big bowl of weetabix will do the job

[Niamh.]

What kind of coffee should I get? I'm not a coffee drinker normally

A strong black coffee mmmm

[Jake.]

What kind of coffee should I get? I'm not a coffee drinker normally

An expresso, anything really, just don't weaken it too much with milk

[Jesus.]

Omg I'll have to get breath mints as well, don't want to reek of coffee

Just get a garlic fish finger sandwich. That'll cure your coffee-breath problem in no time.


You're most welcome, my good man.

[Jesus.]

Also, I can highly recommend these:

http://www.berocca.co.uk/static/media/images/upload/berocca15s_orange_2013.png

Although if you've never had them before I need to warn you about the colour that your pee will change into. Neon.

[Livia]

Vodka and red bull works for me. Maybe cut out the vodka if you're working first...

[Smithy]

pro plus

[LemonJam]

Apples

[Marc]

A couple of razors

[Jords]

Anxiety or/and excitement will wake you up.

[Shaun]

cock

[Apple202]

lemon juice mixed with salt and vodka

[Marc]

cock

I'm surprised it took 15 replies for this to be mentioned :laugh:

[Tom4784]

Don't lie to us or yourself, the only thing you have a date with is a tub of Asda Price ice cream and your collection of Sandra Bullock films :hmph:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wizz

[Vanessa]

One strong espresso always wakes me up in the morning.

[SharkAttack]

Dark chocolate.

[Wildcat!]

Try Mountain Dew!

[Vanessa]

I always have a bowl of Kellog's Cornflakes for breakfast. It's delicious and it really wakes me up. :p

[Smithy]

bet he be eating da pussy now

[Alf]

Jelly babies

[Lee.]

bet he be eating da pussy now

:suspect: didn't greg come out?

[Smithy]

bi wasn't he?

[Z]

I had a coffee

[Jake.]

Thanks for letting us know... how was your date then

[lostalex]

a Breakfast Burrito with lots of hot sauce.

[Z]

It went well :evilgrin: but who knows if we'll see each other again

[Jake.]

So you shagged then?

[Z]

No :tongue:

[Jake.]

:laugh: only messing, good it went well though!

[Beastie]

Green tea :love: