Would you rather......

[Jesus.]

You're a professional footballer, and you've been cursed. Every match you play in from now until the end of your career will result in one of the 2 following incidents happening to you.

Either this:

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Or this:

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Quite simple really, which one do you choose?

The playful lovebite or the leg breaker?

[Jake.]

So I either get bitten or have my legs 'broke'? Hmm, the bite looks painful and **** but then again do I really want my legs messed up every match?

[Marcus.]

bit because you can stay and still play football

[MTVN]

tsk

[Jesus.]

So I either get bitten or have my legs 'broke'? Or is it that I do one of those to somebody every game?

Your leg isn't broken, you just have to face that challenge every match. You're on the receiving end, not the giving.

[Jesus.]

bit because you can stay and still play football

You need to vote then Marcus.

[Vanessa]

I'd rather have the bite. :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

You need to vote then Marcus.

one mo

[Jesus.]

tsk

You old cynic!!

[Kazanne]

I like the idea of a bite.

[AnnieK]

Id rather risk the tackle....I don't want god knows what bacteria transferred into my bloodstream thank you very much. Disguising it as a playful love bite does not make it any more palatable.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/22/article-2312878-196E83D1000005DC-171_964x468.jpg

it was a Evil Nasty Bite
JHC

[Cherie]

That bite :joker: he should consider taking up rugby. A scrum is the right place for Luis.

[Jesus.]

Id rather risk the tackle....I don't want god knows what bacteria transferred into my bloodstream thank you very much. Disguising it as a playful love bite does not make it any more palatable.

Just like your children for the next week - seems that you're alone!









































Now that's funny.

[AnnieK]

Just like your children for the next week - seems that you're alone!









































Now that's funny.

LOL...oooh biting wit...just like your boy Suarez

[Ammi]

..no, I agree with Annie as well JHC..I'd rather have the tackle as I wouldn't want to be bitten and not know if that person had any blood diseases..

[Jesus.]

Players are continually tested for diseases and ailments. I think it's safe to assume he's clear.

[AnnieK]

I still wouldn't want him taking a chunk out of my arm...tested or not. It's still a risk

[Jesus.]

I still wouldn't want him taking a chunk out of my arm...tested or not. It's still a risk

There wasn't a mark, the skin wasn't broken, and a chunk out of an arm was definitely not taken.

[Ammi]

..what was the injury to his leg..?..I'd still go for that because it would mean I couldn't play again for a while and I'd have more free time...

[Josy]

Wouldnt want bitten off Suarez, he could chew an apple through a letterbox with those teeth tbh.

[Drew.]

the ladies of TIBB wouldn't like a love bite from Suarez himself?

[Jesus.]

Wouldnt want bitten off Suarez, he could chew an apple through a letterbox with those teeth tbh.

He uses coconut powder to freshen his breath and clean his teeth. Now you're tempted. I can tell.

[Cherie]

the ladies of TIBB wouldn't like a love bite from Suarez himself?

Please I'm trying to digest my tea here.

[AnnieK]

the ladies of TIBB wouldn't like a love bite from Suarez himself?

As I said, I'd rather risk the leg breaker :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Leave Roy out of this Jesus :nono:

[joeysteele]

I wouldn't want or expect either but I chose leg breaker.
Playees spit all over the ground during a match, lord knows what else is on the ground before the match starts then players are face down on the goround and rolling all over whatever is on the ground anyway.
I for sure wouldn't want anyone biting me after that.

Anyway,I really cannot stand people biting other people for any reason.

[Kazanne]

I wouldn't want or expect either but I chose leg breaker.
Playees spit all over the ground during a match, lord knows what else is on the ground before the match starts then players are face down on the goround and rolling all over whatever is on the ground anyway.
I for sure wouldn't want anyone biting me after that.

Anyway,I really cannot stand people biting other people for any reason.

Hows about a nasty suck then Joey:joker:

[Brother Leon]

The one where the racist,disgusting,Pathetic excuse of a human being is no where near me..never mind biting me.

[joeysteele]

Hows about a nasty suck then Joey:joker:

:joker:Not sure how to answer that one Kazanne.:joker: