Please let the ground swallow me

[thesheriff443]

Have you ever really embarrassed your self?
Made a comment or observation about something or someone only for it to make you cringe a few moments later?
Have you fell over while out and about?
Broken something on display or knocked a display over?.

I once pointed out to this man that one of his two dogs was limping as I drove past him:shocked: he then looked at me with disgust and snapped back!, he as only got three legs:shocked::joker:
:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Cherie]

Yes to all except the shop breakage

[thesheriff443]

Yes to all except the shop breakage

care to share?:xyxwave:

[Cherie]

Too many to recount..lol,:xyxwave:

[thesheriff443]

Too many to recount..lol,:xyxwave:

they must be really bad!:shocked::hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

The last embarrassing thing that happened, I was in a store and had a basket with a few items. There was no one at the tills, but beside them there was this man behind a kinda managers counter, I heard him say hello. So I said hello back and put my basket down in front of him.

He then picks up the basket and drops it at one of the vacant tills, as he said something else, I then realised that he was on his mobile phone and he hadn't said "hello" to me in the first place.

[Kazanne]

I was once in the garden and I could hear the neighbour digging and me thinking I was funny said "are you digging a grave" he popped his head over and said no,but my father died last night !!!!!! I felt my cheeks flush,I also say the most stupid things,I was once asked what I wanted at a restaurant,I said scampi,because i'm a bit of a scamp!!!! Oh dear so cringworthy.

[Lee.]

I once asked a man with no hands if he needed a hand :(

[Vanessa]

Oh yes! Loads of times! :joker:

[Jesus.]

I took a drunken toilet break in an ex gf's parents wardrobe whilst they were asleep in bed, and then I tried to get into bed next to her mother.

Breakfast the following morning was interesting.

[Kazanne]

I took a drunken toilet break in an ex gf's parents wardrobe whilst they were asleep in bed, and then I tried to get into bed next to her mother.

Breakfast the following morning was interesting.

Did you pee in their wardrobe:shocked:

[Vanessa]

The last time was when i forgot to lock the door in the ladies bathroom at work. Someone walked in. :blush2::joker:

[Jesus.]

I sure did. Just marking my territory and letting them know who was boss.

[Kazanne]

I sure did. Just marking my territory and letting them know who was boss.

Did they ever find out?(you'de peed in the wardrobe)

[Jesus.]

Did they ever find out?(you'de peed in the wardrobe)

Yeah, they were asleep in the same room as the wardrobe. I stumbled into their room in the middle of the night, urinated in the wardrobe and tried to get into their bed. I was completely naked as well.

The only bit I really remember is moaning at her ma for not moving over. The rest I have no recollection of at all.

[Kazanne]

Yeah, they were asleep in the same room as the wardrobe. I stumbled into their room in the middle of the night, urinated in the wardrobe and tried to get into their bed. I was completely naked as well.

The only bit I really remember is moaning at her ma for not moving over. The rest I have no recollection of at all.

:joker::joker: that IS funny,I hope her ma wasn't naked:shocked:

[Lee.]

I know so many men who have pissed in wardrobes! What the **** is wrong with y'all?!

[Jesus.]

They actually ended up really liking me, and I became really close with them. I was with their daughter for about 2/3 years and we lived together after uni. Her ma died last year, and although I hadn't seen them for about 4 years, her da invited me to the funeral.

They were the nicest people.

[Jesus.]

I know so many men who have pissed in wardrobes! What the **** is wrong with y'all?!

Maybe drunken in the dark, it reminds us of a toilet cubicle?

[Kazanne]

I know so many men who have pissed in wardrobes! What the **** is wrong with y'all?!

I've known them pee in the corner of the bedroom ,but never in a wardrobe:joker:

[Jesus.]

You make us sound feral.

[Vanessa]

I think it's hilarious! :laugh2:

[LemonJam]

I once asked a man with no hands if he needed a hand :(

I too have fallen into this trap.