Probably the worst family photo ever!

[Benjamin]

http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2013/04/image87/339080918.jpg

[Smithy]

ewww omfg omfg ewwww

[GypsyGoth]

gross :laugh2:

[Chuck]

:bawling:

[Tom4784]

They should frame it and put it above the mantle piece.

[Omah]

Bloody hell ..... :yuk:

[Glenn.]

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[Drew.]

I feel sick

[Ammi]

..I know this is quite an old one but for me is still one of the most bizarre family photographs ever...

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/intro3.jpg

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Benjamin]

This one is very creepy.

http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2013/04/wedding6/4141561461.jpg

[Ammi]

..yeah, that one is creepy, she looks around 12 yrs old...I forgot about this one as well, I saw it last Christmas when I was looking for stuff for my advent calender post...

http://www.popularairsoft.com/files/images/familywithguns_at_xmastree-2.jpg

[Jords]

Disgusting!

[Jesus.]

Anyone got a straw?

[thesheriff443]

Anyone got a straw?

sucker:joker:

[Jake.]

That is grim

[Lee.]

The wee boy on the left's face pretty muvh sums up how I feel about this.

[lostalex]

Just to be clear... she gave birth in that water? so it's that color from all the blood and feces? (women usually poop during birth right?)

[Lee.]

Just to be clear... she gave birth in that water? so it's that color from all the blood and feces? (women usually poop during birth right?)

Not all women do.. but its certsinly blood and womb stuff :yuk:

[Jake.]

Just to be clear... she gave birth in that water? so it's that color from all the blood and feces? (women usually poop during birth right?)

Yup!

[Jake.]

'Come on kids, put on your trunks, daddy doesn't have time to drive you down to the pool with the flumes today!'

[Jesus.]

Most women I've been out with are happy to lie in their own faeces regardless of whether or not they've just given birth.

[Jesus.]

I've just spotted the greasy patches on the surface that you get with oil spills and things. Think I'll skip breakfast this morning.

[Lee.]

Most women I've been out with are happy to lie in their own faeces regardless of whether or not they've just given birth.

A night with a two-bit hooker is not regarded as "going out"

[Jesus.]

A night with a two-bit hooker is not regarded as "going out"

I guess I'll start telling people that we never dated then.

[Lee.]

I guess I'll start telling people that we never dated then.

You do that.

You couldn't afford me :hmph:

[Josy]

Wtf.

Why would you even post this Ben? :bored:

[Suze]

That poor blonde child does not look at all happy being in there. It looks like a tub of cola or dandelion and burdock.

[Ryan57]

So this isn't Coca Cola? I did think it tasted suspicious.

[Benjamin]

I guess I'll start telling people that we never dated then.

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Wtf.

Why would you even post this Ben? :bored:

Don't judge me you cretin. :nono:

I was innocently looking at things to amuse me and stumbled upon this website 'award family photos' and saw that. I had to share my disgust with everyone.

[Lee.]

:joker:

:nono:

[Vicky.]

..I know this is quite an old one but for me is still one of the most bizarre family photographs ever...

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/intro3.jpg

This one is seriously disturbing :o

The one in the OP is just gross. I dont understand people who have young kids in the room when they give birth to begin with..its something that would scar a child for life IMO. But to make them be in the birthing pool too :bored:

[Benjamin]

This one is seriously disturbing :o

The one in the OP is just gross. I dont understand people who have young kids in the room when they give birth to begin with..its something that would scar a child for life IMO. But to make them be in the birthing pool too :bored:

Vicky we all know that you and Gav sat in a pool of your own blood and placenta. :idc:

[reece(:]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/617c6b98451248a9ce76883b2078b90c/tumblr_mlv6efUzbL1spo4xbo1_500.gif

[Mrluvaluva]

I wonder if they shared the afterbirth? :shrug:

[Vicky.]

Vicky we all know that you and Gav sat in a pool of your own blood and placenta. :idc:

:laugh: I never had a pool. Was planning on it until I decided I wanted all the drugs. Only allowed gas and air if you use the pool aparently...**** that

[lostalex]

:laugh: I never had a pool. Was planning on it until I decided I wanted all the drugs. Only allowed gas and air if you use the pool aparently...**** that

but did you poop? that's what we REALLY wanna know. no shame.

[Apple202]

i never knew there was such thing as a birthing pool

[Apple202]

thats ****ing disgusting

[Marsh.]

I remember my auntie crapped all over the bed when she gave birth. Caused by overdoing the Sunny D the day before.

[Benjamin]

What a pleasant image, Marsh, lol.

[bbfan1991]

Ewwww:yuk:.

[Jesus.]

I remember my auntie crapped all over the bed when she gave birth. Caused by overdoing the Sunny D the day before.

Why were you watching your aunties fanny?

[bbfan1991]

http://media.heavy.com/media/2011/02/92b653b0e94cedd8d420b7f4c37.jpg

[Marsh.]

Why were you watching your aunties fanny?

Well, first of all people don't usually crap out of their fanny and secondly, I never said I was there. :hmph:

[bbfan1991]

Fanny Schmeler. I thank The Chase!

[Jesus.]

Well, first of all people don't usually crap out of their fanny and secondly, I never said I was there. :hmph:

Sorry, why were you watching your aunties ****ting arse?

[Marsh.]

Sorry, why were you watching your aunties ****ting arse?

Re-read my last post.

Carpentry did nothing for your reading comprehension did it Jesus?

[Jesus.]

Re-read my last post.

Carpentry did nothing for your reading comprehension did it Jesus?

You said you remembered it. Just wonder which hole you were focusing on. That's all.

[Marsh.]

Go troll someone else you pedant. :hmph:

[Jesus.]

I'll take that to mean the anus.

No problem.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jesus ily :lovedup:

[lostalex]

Am i the only one that kinda wants to buy a "birthing pool" just to watch TV in? I want a "birthing pool" and i'll call it my indoor hot tub.

[lostalex]

marsh and jesus,. stop it! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

i'm serious!

[Jesus.]

Am i the only one that kinda wants to buy a "birthing pool" just to watch TV in? I want a "birthing pool" and i'll call it my indoor hot tub.

How do you empty it in your house once the water has gone cold?

[lostalex]

How do you empty it in your house once the water has gone cold?

i'll wait for it to evaporate. then it becomes a humidifier.

[Vicky.]

but did you poop? that's what we REALLY wanna know. no shame.

Honestly..Yes. I cant see how some people dont considering that you have to push as if you are TRYING to poo :joker:

Midwife told me it was more common for people to poo than not to. Just loadsa women dont even know they have done it.

[Jesus.]

Honestly..Yes. I cant see how some people dont considering that you have to push as if you are TRYING to poo :joker:

Midwife told me it was more common for people to poo than not to. Just loadsa women dont even know they have done it.

It's actually a good thing for newborns to go through. It gets foreign dirt into them and jump starts their immune systems.

[lily.]

http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2013/04/image87/339080918.jpg

There are no words.

[lostalex]

Well, first of all people don't usually crap out of their fanny and secondly, I never said I was there. :hmph:

In America we do. :hmph:

[lostalex]

Honestly..Yes. I cant see how some people dont considering that you have to push as if you are TRYING to poo :joker:

Midwife told me it was more common for people to poo than not to. Just loadsa women dont even know they have done it.

It makes sense because it's the same pelvic muscles being used. You probably pee a bit too. I know when i am pushing out a crap, it also pushes out some piss because it's the same pelvic muscles. Or sometimes during sex, you have the urge to push it out, and it'll make you wee a little bit.

there's a scam going on now by women calling it "squirt" though. I still don't believe in the whole "squirting" thing. I think it's pee, but some people say it is some sort of female ejaculate.